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    Ruby Sparks (2012)

    A lonely and eccentric young novelist starts writing a book about his dream girl, only to wake up one morning and see her right before him.

    Ruby Sparks misplaces your dreams and crawls under your skin. At first, you get a glimpse of reality. You see how it is; you get to know Calvin, the way he experiences the world, and the way the world experiences him. Then, you get a glimpse of fantasy, an insight into what is happening inside Calvin’s head. What follows is beautiful montages of reality and fantasy, resulting in the marriage of the two that creates the predicament. The comedy, as well as the suspense of that predicament, work perfectly on different levels. Calvin and his brother Harry know she is a product of the former’s imagination. Then, everyone else doesn’t, including Ruby. As the audience, you know all that, but no one knows where the story is heading. No one knows how this love story is going to end. Will she find out? How will she find out? If she will, how will she react? What will that mean for them individually? What will it mean for them collectively?

    Real-life couple Paul Dano and Zoe Kazan (also producers) have amazing chemistry, chemistry initially created by Zoe Kazan herself (script) and brought to life by directors Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris [Well-known for Little Miss Sunshine (2006)]. As for the story itself, there are numerous ways to interpret its meaning. My advice is, don’t try to make sense of the “how” just of “why”. The way I see it, our imagination is limitless. The world we create inside our heads can be anything we want it to be. All emotions and feelings can change into what we want them to be, and we can be the people we always wanted to be. A wise man once said that the writer’s job is the loneliest in the world. Not only do they isolate themselves from the rest of the world to write, but they also become gods of worlds that don’t exist. I believe the problem arises when “God” comes back from that isolation and realises their lack of control over reality.

    Again, you can make whatever you want of it; there are no right or wrong answers. If there is something certain, it is the fact that it is beautifully made and worth your while. Ruby Sparks is part of a series of films that I believe belongs to Hollywood’s most appealing side – and I review them back to back. Similar films I have reviewed and couldn’t recommend more are Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015) and The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012).

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    While You Were Sleeping (1995)

    After saving a man from a horrible accident, a hopeless romantic woman falls in love with his brother.

    Funny and romantic, and that’s all you need to know. You’ll probably know by now that I’m not into romantic films. Still, even I make exceptions occasionally for films that do not insult human intelligence and offer nothing but smiles and entertainment during this festive time. While You Were Sleeping is one of them and one that I watched as a kid back then. In a time when the Internet was not even a known word, films were one of the ways I got to discover the world and foreign cultures. The American way, cinematically at least, was, is, and always will be appealing to the human eye and soul – especially in this genre. This merely means, though, that American cinema, in and outside Hollywood, cannot be brutal, gritty, and realistic. That is another story for another time, though. I feel like digressing…

    After Speed (1994), Sandra Bullock became a romance queen and one of America’s sweethearts with many roles like this (and later on a lot more than that). Daniel G. Sullivan and Fredric Lebrow wrote a tight script, and director Jon Turteltaub made a comedy/romance with plenty of delay of resolution that will keep you till the very end waiting for the tables to turn. The film paces beautifully and leads to the outcome that brings that tear of joy to your eyes. It’s a beautiful film about the most beautiful feeling n the world; love. We couldn’t live without it, even if we knew that one day, someone would take it away from us. Failure to experience it hurts infinitely more than the pain it causes. Like most Christmas films, its message is to constantly seek it, for it can be found in the most unlikely places. And in the most unlikely people, who, like us, are looking for it to become whole.

    P.S. Bill Pullman hasn’t stopped surprising us with the projection of his internal bittersweet darkness, like Bullock, to this very day. Amazing actors through and through!

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    Silent Night (2021)

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    Childhood friends, now in relationships or with their families, gather on Christmas day to spend their last moments together.

    Funny-ish and somewhat emotional. Diverse and incompatible couples, inundated with animosity towards one another, meeting up on Christmas day while the world is coming to an end is a concept that can be developed in only a few ways. Think of it this way: The end of the world is the plot, and everyone’s secrets and lies are the subplot. The former is dramatic, while the latter is funny. So, by definition, Silent Night is a drama (genre) with comedy elements (sub-genre), so the balance between the two is integral. What should the “right” analogy be? Even better, is there such a thing as a “right” analogy? As the answer is very subjective, you will ultimately get to decide.

    Writer/director Camille Griffin starts it off as a comedy that relies heavily on foul language, especially when that language comes out of the children’s mouths. Slowly and steadily, when you start realising that everyone knows they are going to die shortly, you’ll start interpreting everything differently. What they know about the end of the world and their situation and what you do as an audience enhances the suspense, making you wonder if there is actually a way out of it. Griffin has paid a lot of attention to the details surrounding that ending. The lack of drinkable water and soda cans, the government’s presence (or lack thereof), the communication of information/misinformation about the pending doom… Everything seems to be adding up bit by bit. So, is there a way out of it? Watch till the end to find out. Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode, Annabelle Wallis, Lily-rose Depp, Sope Dirisu, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Lucy Punch, and the kids deliver solid performances that add to the film’s believability.

    The film’s concept is not original, but there is no such thing nowadays, anyway. It’s a Disaster (2012), Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012), and This is the End (2013) are great films that have explored the world’s last hours and the human reaction to it. While there are numerous more films out there dealing with it, a few of my favourite apocalyptic ones are On the Beach (2000) – one of my first-ever reviews, Knowing (2009), These Final Hours (2013), and Don’t Look Up (2021).

    With a sense of humour, Silent Night examines (superficially, I may add) the cause of the world’s end without particularly pointing any fingers. Maybe the lack of understanding is the reason why it happens to begin with. It is not another country’s fault; it is not intricate biopolitics, and it is not the government. If we want a change, as Michael Jackson simply put it, we start with the man in the mirror. If not, one of the various cinematic case scenarios may someday come true.

    This is most definitely not a gather-the-family-to-watch-a-Christmas movie, not conventionally, anyway. I’m really glad I watched it around this time of year, though, as it got me thinking. Like any other art, film is a vast and never-ending world that can repeat messages repeatedly in innovative, intricate, and intriguing ways.

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    A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D (2011)

    Having taken different paths in life, Harold and Kumar meet after a long time only to find themselves, again, in a pickle.

    Funny, insulting to everyone, and truthful to the franchise. I’ll be short and to the point. The narrative remains the same: The situation calls for Harold and Kumar to reunite, to go through one hell of an adventure where everyone gets high as a kite, wreaking havoc, and in the end, everyone to live happily ever after. Rough Mexican in-laws, the Russian mob, an animated killer snowman, kids on drugs, Santa Claus, and Neil Patrick Harris are but a few stops in Harold and Kumar’s journey. Kal Penn and John Cho make a great duet, and as with the rest of the films, they offer the smiles we need in times like these, especially this season. Neil Patrick Harris always nails it, and his comeback is very welcome. Patton Oswalt, Elias Koteas, and Danny Trejo are also great additions, as they are both highly charismatic thespians and even though they show up just a little, they make all the difference in the world.

    If you are sensitive to political correctness, don’t watch it. Watch something that does not intend to insult race, sexual orientation, or religion. On the other hand, watch it if you want to moan about how insulting and inappropriate it is. Todd Strauss-Schulson’s A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D comes unapologetically after everyone and everything. Easily digestible and highly enjoyable. And as a wise man once said, if only quality sold, we wouldn’t have fast food.

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    Violent Night (2022)

    A group of mercenaries simultaneously attacks a rich family’s mansion when Santa Claus is about to deliver the gifts.

    Aghhh… A grumpy, drinking, pissing, swearing, stealing, fighting Santa! What’s not to like, yeah? Well, there is nothing much you won’t like. Think of it as a funny Die Hard (1988) and Die Hard 2 (1990) set up in a house instead of a tall building or an airport with a pinch of an even more moronic Home Alone (1990). Actually, there’s a lot you will like. The writers of Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) and the director of Dead Snow (2009), make Violent Night very formulaic, keep in mind, but it’s what the narrative demands, and, probably, what you want from it. If you want to see something different from director Tommy Wirkola, I’d urge you to watch Dead Snow and Dead Snow 2 (2014).

    As with previous Christmas films, I won’t get into it that much. I’ll just say ‘nay’ or ‘yay’. So, the elephant in the room is David Harbour, who is as funny as he is badass. Maybe Violent Night lacks depth but count on him to entertain you. Remember, Stranger Things (2016) wouldn’t be the same without him.

    Furthermore, the diverse John Leguizamo adds personality to all the roles he’s played, and so does here. Alex Hassell, Alexis Louder, Edi Patterson, Cam Gigandet, and the young Leah Brady create great chemistry and, consequently, atmosphere. Last but not least, Beverly D’Angelo has always lit up the screen in all 132 films she has appeared in with both her skills and beauty.

    Expect plenty of shooting, plenty of fighting, plenty of bloodshed, and plenty of foul language (but not plenty of substance), and you’ll be all right. Again, there is no reinventing the wheel here. Just PG 15 “Christmas magic” and unconventional ’tis the season spirit in an old-wine-new-bottle recipe. It’s a ‘yay’.

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    Wind Chill (2007)

    One day before Christmas Eve, two college students share a ride to their hometown, but they break down on a haunted and deserted forest road.

    Haunting, mysterious, and well-written, directed, and acted! Before she became the Hollywood star she is today, Emily Blunt starred in this underrated Christmas horror, produced by Steven Soderbergh and George Clooney (who worked together in the Oceans Eleven franchise). Wind Chill is not entertainment for the whole family. It’s dark, it’s eerie, and it’s spooky. Mystery “breathes” throughout all three acts, and suspense intensifies through every minute that passes. Joe Gangemi and Steven Katz write, and Gregory Jacobs directs an intense thriller/horror that constantly makes you wonder where the story is heading. Who is Guy, for real? Who are these men walking into the woods? What happened to this place? Where is this place, anyway? In this instance, the hint to understanding how the supernatural works is understanding Guy’s reference to Nietzsche’s theory of eternal recurrence. Get that, and you’ll get why the damned souls act the way they do.

    I won’t spoil it for you one bit, though. You need to watch it! Blunt’s reactions to what is happening are realistic, and even back then, she showed what an amazing actress she was and how even more amazing she was going to be. Whatever unbelievability the narrative carries, the tight script and the believable performances by both Blunt and Ashton Holmes make up for it.

    Wind Chill is on par with Dead End (2003). It has a similar premise, but it’s a different story and has equal goosebumps! Find the right company, even if that is just your own, turn the lights off, and let it get under your skin.

    P.S. Question for you: Why was Girl able to hear everyone from the toilet’s gas station but no one could hear her?

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    Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

    A huge “player” finds his match the day before his brother gets married when he gets a visit from three ghosts.

    A water-downed version of the original source, but still watchable and enjoyable. The huge reason behind it is, of course, Matthew McConaughey. The guy nails it as the irredeemable player who causes physical and mental destruction all around him. He’s handsome as hell, eloquent, and… he is the right man for the job! As aforementioned, though, it is still a massively water-downed version of Charles Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’ (1843). McConaughey might be on top of his game, Jennifer Garner is an exceptional actress who can be dramatic as much as she can be funny, and Emma Stone and Michael Douglas also do a spot-on job… it’s just that director Mark Waters’ version is not on par with other iterations of Dickens’ original work, such as Scrooged (1988) and A Christmas Carol (2019), with the first being funny and emotional and the second dark and depressing. It’s not his fault, though, because I guess it never meant to make it to that level or reach the same audience they did.

    I avoid having a holistic approach to these films, nor do I analyse them thoroughly as I find them quite formulaic. I have no high expectations of them other than examining whether they can entertain you and keep you company for as long as they last. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past ticks both boxes and while not particularly profound, it still has the impact of making someone reflect on their past decisions and the consequences presented in the present day, especially when it comes to romance!

    Well, I hope you enjoy it or enjoy it again if you have watched it in the past with the company of your choice. As the film explicitly implies, no one should be alone in this world. Someone is out there for everyone; all we have to do is find them – unless they find us first.

    P.S. This was the time when McConaughey played all those roles that brought out his external beauty. Not long after, he took a turn to roles that brought out his amazing thespian skills and eccentric beautiful darkness.

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    The Apology (2022)

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    On Christmas Eve, twenty years after the day her daughter disappeared, a woman gets an unexpected visit from her ex-brother-in-law, who holds crucial information about that day.

    Nail-biting at times, but inconsistent overall. From a filmmaking point of view, it is an interesting opening sequence. Like an omniscient narrator, the audience hovers over isolation and “uninvited” enters Darlene’s house, the amazing Anna Gunn, where the drama and thriller will unfold. Interestingly, IMDb characterises the film only as a thriller. Respectfully, I beg to differ. Anyway, the reunion with the ex-brother-in-law (Jack), admittedly, paces itself but proves to be essential to the plot point that will connect Act I and Act II, namely the revelation of that information. So, be patient and wait for it. Just wait…

    The editing slows down, and the disclosure of information comes in waves. Writer/director Alison Locke focuses on Darlene and manages to capture the shock that turns into anger, rage, wrath, and, finally, despair. So far, the film’s strong suit is the balance between Darlene’s reaction to that information (receiver) and Jack’s position (transmitter). Gunn ultimately nails her part as the mother who lost everything that day and had to live day in and day out any parents’ worst fear, and Locke mounts the camera and follows that performance. Until the tables turn… and the characters start acting differently. Personally, this is the point where character development faces irreparable and head-scratching inconsistencies that damage the rest of the film. And this is where I’m going to stop in an attempt not to spoil anything crucial.

    The Apology is like a book or wine; some will like it, and some won’t. I definitely recommend it, but that is mostly due to Gunn’s performance. Another recommendation I have with a similar premise but a different story is The Lodge (2019). That is one helluva cinematic ride!

    P.S. it is always a pleasure to see Janeane Garofalo in a film, whether in a primary or secondary role.

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    Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

    A group of excavators in Finland unearth an ancient secret, and it is up to local hunters to deal with it.

    You wanna know the truth about Santa? Watch Rare Exports if you don’t! Also, watch it if you are looking for some Finnish Christmas entertainment! Well, it is not a secret that the excavators dug up… Santa Claus! A mean, bloodthirsty, flesh-eating Santa! Writer/director Jalmari Helander hooks the audience on what might be at the bottom of the mountain but carefully reveals details in a show-don’t-tell manner during the opening credits. While he spends significant time on the Sami people’s hardships at the Korvatunturi mountains, he’s not fooling around when the “rescue mission” begins – no spoilers. He builds it up gradually, slowly, and steadily while disclosing the atrocities those beings can commit.

    Rare Exports is a suspenseful dark comedy not meant to be taken seriously. It is intended to entertain and keep you company for less than an hour and twenty minutes and give you a glimpse of the Sami people’s natural conditions. There are no such things as plot holes or mistakes in films like this one, so I’ll stop here, hoping that, in this short review, I have convinced you to watch a film… “From the land of the original Santa Claus.”

    P.S. Legend has it that Santa Claus’ workshop is in the Korvatunturi area, where he makes toys and wraps gifts with his elves.

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    The Sixth Sense (1999)

    A troubled child psychologist takes on a kid who is able to make contact with the dead.

    Still haunting, still dark, and still gripping. This is more of a reminder than it is a review. By now, everyone knows what happened, how it happened, and when it happened. The reason I am resurfacing it, though, is to quickly remind you why it still cinematically matters and maybe encourage you to watch it again this festive period.

    I’ll leave out a couple of obvious plot holes that could have been paranormally interpreted in more than one way and avoid using reason to explain how we get from one act to the next. But… I’ll focus on some significant details that you either missed back then or possibly forgot over the years, such as the colour red. The award, the made-up house, the clothes, the staircase, the balloon, and, of course, the mysterious doorknob that does not open the door are only but a few examples of the colour’s usage that pushes the narrative forward but also betrays the film’s twist. This pattern is waiting for you to unravel it and grasp its importance about Cole and his bliss or curse, depending on how one perceives that sixth sense of his.

    The other mystery that makes the whole difference in the world in understanding how the story unfolds is distinguishing who tells the story. In other words, whose story is it? What Cole knows that everyone else doesn’t is now known. What Dr. Crowe doesn’t know, but Cole does, is also now known (back then, none of it was). The answer lies in the camera angles. What the camera shows and the way it shows it gives away the person or entity’s point of view. These angles also establish where the audience stands at any given moment, something that wouldn’t have been possible if the editing wasn’t such. Ultimately, after the film’s twist is revealed, understanding whose story it is will put into perspective who helps whom and will provide answers to most of the complex questions.

    Bruce Willis captures the essence of his role, Toni Collette gets her first (and last) Oscar nomination, and Olivia Williams supports the story to her full extent (she’s an equally brilliant actress). But the ultimate surprise couldn’t be anyone else other than Haley Joel Osment (also, first and last Oscar nomination), the wonder kid that was later seen in films such as Pay It Forward (2000) and A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001). And if you are wondering how a kid goes from a film like The Sixth Sense to A.I., know that in both films, producers Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall (husband and wife) are behind both productions. Even though that’s a story for another time, keep this in mind: Kennedy started as a production assistant in the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), helped develop films such as Gremlins (1984) and The Goonies (1985), and made the Star Wars universe what it is now. George Lucas might be the mastermind behind it, but without her, it wouldn’t have expanded to its current lengths. Again, just to keep in mind how, behind ostensibly irrelevant films, the same people call the shot. Food for thought…

    With The Sixth Sense, at the turn of the century, M. Night Shyamalan established himself as the new dominant ‘player’ of the thriller/horror genre, despite the numerous ups and downs that followed. I believe I speak for all of us when I say that we all look forward to the Knock at the Cabin (2023).

    Filmmaking is an intriguing and intricate process and The Sixth Sense is an intriguing and intricate film that took years to decode the techniques behind its effect on the film industry. I hope you enjoy it once more.

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    8-Bit Christmas (2021)

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    In the late 1980s, a boy made it his mission to acquire the most innovative video game console, the Nintendo.

    Funny, Christmassy, and a little didactic. While most of it takes place in the 80s, personally, I didn’t get the Goonies (1985) vibe. Maybe it’s the 21st-century camera angles, lack of chroma noise, mise-en-scene, editing, etc., or, simply, the character development that is kinda 80s, but for whoever lived through it, it actually isn’t. Even though it is considerably funny, in my humble opinion, it betrays the funny moments by emphasising them with the editor to cut right on them, leaving nothing naturally in the background or to the imagination. This way, it gives the impression that it tries to be funny slightly more than it does. BUT… that’s just me, and in a film like this, it does not really matter, anyway. I guess I am overthinking it when the expectations of celebratory films should be raised to the levels of entertainment and not to the levels of innovation.

    Written by Kevin Jakubowski and directed by Michael Dowse, 8-bit Christmas is a Christmas film for the whole family, and it is about family values and friendship. More particularly, it is about family values and friendship over materialistic pleasures and selfish needs. What’s more, 80s or not, it is a well-narrated story by a dad to his daughter about how things once were. And that’s something diachronic, something that will never die out, something that will always have been and always will be passed down from generation to generation. Neil Patrick Harris, Steve Zahn, June Diane Raphael, and every single child actor will put a big smile on your face!

    8-bit Christmas is an old-wine-new-bottle “journey vs. destination” with an excessive suspension of disbelief and a sentimental ending for the whole family. A great must-watch for this Christmas period to forget, even for just over an hour and a half, this season’s difficulties.

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    Sint (2010)

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    It is December 5, St. Nicholas’ Eve, and under the full moon, Santa Claus will materialise to kidnap children and turn Amsterdam into a bloodbath.

    Bloody, somewhat funny, but cheap! After a medieval level of slaughter – shot like those reenactments one can see on museum screens – that is followed by a modern family massacre, the introduction of post-modern Dutch society raises a lot of eyebrows. From exchanging dildos at school under the teacher’s watchful eye to police officers who shoot presents at the police station and everyone takes as a matter of course, writer/director Dick Maas makes obvious right off the bat what kind of film he’s made. Well, let me be blatant. It’s bad! Not like the bad ones that end up becoming cult films years later. Just. Bad. Script, directing, acting, VFX… you name it! Bad. In all honesty, the editing is actually good. It puts all these horrendous shots into perspective, creating a smooth continuity. There is no point in analysing it, really, as I will just keep slagging it off, and that is not the reason why I review films. That said, the film created a movement against it in the Netherlands even before it came out when the poster of St. Nicholas portrayed as a proud leader of the Walking Dead was released. Reading that made me actually want to watch it, but…

    If anything, I learned a lot about St. Nicholas and Santa Klaus and the way they are perceived and celebrated in the Netherlands. But that is something you can look up in a book or online. If you really want to get a (horrifying) Dutch filmmaking experience, you definitely need to watch Speak No Evil (2022). It will cut your breath short!

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    Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (2009)

    A college professor finds a puppy on his way home, creating an unparalleled bond.

    Funny, emotional, and absolutely heart-breaking! Companionship… what would we be without it? Hachi is a wonderful true story about love. All kinds of love! The love towards our family, our friends, our work, our pets. Well, in this instance, the pet is family, and its love cannot be discounted to anything else. Based on the true Japanese story of Hachiko and his master, Dr. Eisaburo Ueno, screenwriter Stephen P. Lindsey and director Lasse Hallström develop an emotional drama for the whole family that will make you smile as much as it will bring tears to your eyes.

    Richard Gere, Joan Allen, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Sarah Roemer, Jason Alexander, and Erick Avari set up the drama’s foundation, but as the title implies, Hachi (Chico, Layla, and Forrest) is the lead. Hallström, the director of previous tearjerkers and bittersweets, such as What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), Chocolat (2000), and Dear John (2010), makes you experience the narrative’s unfolding through his eyes. From a filmmaking point of view, while the film lasts only an hour and a half, it takes no shortcuts. Kristina Boden’s editing paces all three acts beautifully, allowing the audience to experience all the intended emotions and feelings: happiness, sadness, melancholy, anticipation, and hope.

    Sometimes, I ramble about this and that, but that won’t be the case here, as the film remains true to its goal. Ultimately, when you let it all sink in, Hachi is more than a film about mere friendship. It is about loyalty, camaraderie, and unconditional love. I hope you enjoy Hachi this festive period, when, like any other period, humans and animals need one another.

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    Carter (2022)

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    Upon waking up without memory, a man is tasked with a nearly impossible mission.

    Unrealistic and unwatchable! From start to finish, the same unrealistic things repetitively happen unwatchably. Carter is constantly running around, fighting hordes of people (more unscratched than Steven Seagal) in an attempt to achieve something befitting for the era just gone, namely the pandemic. Writer/director Jung Byung-gil tried to reproduce his previous film’s success, The Villainess (2017) (unfortunately, I didn’t praise that either), combining it with what writer/director Ilya Naishuller did with Hardcore Henry (2015) and Nobody (2021). Unfortunately, again, the outcome is neither.

    Carter is a film that thousands of people have worked hard to bring to life, so I won’t be too harsh about it. This type of action film is not reinventing the wheel: The Raid (2011), The Raid 2 (2014), Headshot (2016), and The Night Comes For Us (2018), to name but a few, are films with modest budgets and impressive results. The know-how is there. Byung-gil should have stuck with what works and added his own personality to it rather than trying to create something ‘new’ that is unbearable to watch. Arguably, his philosophy was: ‘I shoot it this way, and all the mistakes can be fixed in post.’ While mistakes are indeed fixed in postproduction, that is not the role of editing whatsoever! The editing stitches the pieces together in a way that the narrative calls for. The way Carter was shot intended to create the illusion of one continuous shot and irreparably damaged the hard work of those thousands of people in front and behind the camera. They say that the editing either makes or breaks a film. It has most certainly torn it apart, in this case.

    P.S. If you want to see how jump cuts and radical editing are truly effective (in a time when it was innovative), watch Jean-Luc Godard’s Breathless (1960).

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    Amsterdam (2022)

    In the 1930s, a group of outcasts started investigating a murder they were framed for, which led them to one of the biggest conspiracies in American history.

    A-list cast in a bizarre, mysterious, and awkwardly funny whodunit. From directing, cinematography, editing, (invisible) VFX, and acting point of view, Amsterdam is next to immaculate; the script itself, though, is, as said above, bizarre. Based on the political conspiracy against President Roosevelt and the coup that intended to overthrow him, the film consists of surrealistic characters, awkward humour, and a comedic way of seeing the war and social issues. Producer/writer/director David O. Russell selects a particular part of history and makes it “too” Hollywood by mythologising its existence and arguing and counter-arguing the pre-WWII politics in a manner that makes one wonder how they should feel about what they see.

    What O. Russell also always manages to do is gather the best actors alive and get them into his films: Christian Bale, John David Washington, Margot Robbie, Alessandro Nivola, Andrea Riseborough, Anya Taylor-Joy, Chris Rock, Matthias Schoenaerts, Michael Shannon, Mike Myers, Timothy Olyphant, Zoe Zaldana, Rami Malek, and Robert De Niro create excellent chemistry and do their absolute best in what seems to be a fairy-tale-like version of a historical event that could have changed the world as we know it today.

    The film was a colossal box office failure! According to Deadline magazine, 20th Century Fox lost an estimated $97 million. Why? Amsterdam is unmarketable! I can’t see for the life of me what kind of audience it targets as I can’t see how they pitched it to the studio. But if I had to guess, O. Russell gathered the names, and the studio would have just said ‘yes’. I think the film is just undecided regarding what it wants to say. It addresses a solemn, dark, and spine-chilling historical event in an awkwardly funny way that, despite the numerous marketable names, obviously didn’t work out.

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    We Own This City (2022)

    A chronicle of the unspeakable corruption of the Baltimore Police Department’s Gun Trace Task Force.

    A must-see! We Own This City is not just a miniseries; it’s a case study. The more you go into it, the more it divides you and makes you question your beliefs. Political beliefs are based primarily on our readings and/or life experiences. Again, the more we read and experience life, the more our political beliefs get either enhanced or debunked. Needless to say, certain people just stick to the beliefs they were taught, learn nothing from life, and inevitably, mentally stagnate. But that is another story for another time…

    Based on the book by Justin Fenton, creators George Pelecanos and David Simon, as well as director Reinaldo Marcus Green, stick to the facts and stun with their accuracy. While dramatised, the events displayed are purely shocking. Not just for the American audience who is, unfortunately, used to experiencing those events regularly, especially African-Americans, but for the rest of the world that only gets quick snippets of those tragic events, and, if not most times, sometimes the distorted version of them. What Pelecanos, Simon, and Green have achieved is introducing right off the bat, in a non-linear manner, all the main players and their involvement in this case, as well as the set-up of the scenery of that case. Admittedly, even though that’s too complex for my standards, they immediately cut to the chase and still manage to intrigue with that complexity. The intriguing factor, though, passes the torch on to the devastating corruption that constantly and increasingly keeps blurring the lines of legality and morality. What’s more, the deeper you get into it, the more you start questioning the already doubtful system, the role it plays, who it represents, the reason(s) it’s there as well as the way it has been developed, the people who pull the strings, and the way they are pulling them.

    On the other hand, the series will make you question the role of society, the individual within it, and its relationship to that system. As We Own This City colourfully portrays, society comprises totally innocent individuals, minor criminals, and major criminals. Respectfully, the system consists of hard-working, honest, apathetic, and deeply corrupted people. The burning and realistic question that instantly arises is: How will this work? How will a corrupted system be able to serve a corrupted society? A less burning and unrealistic question (yet tremendously important) is the oldest in the book: Does the corrupted system ruin society, or does the corrupted society unavoidably generate a ruined system (chicken/egg)? We Own This City addresses those questions, deliberately messes with your head, and provides academic food for thought once the 6th episode’s credits start rolling (and way after that).

    Jon Bernthal, Wunmi Mosaku, Jamie Hector, Josh Charles, Dagmara Dominczyk, Delaney Williams, Treat Williams, and the rest of the beautiful cast AMAZE with their shockingly realistic performances, conveying the intended messages to the audience. Bernthal is an extremely diverse actor and a powerhouse who deserves a lot of praise, and so does Hector. I remember how much I hated Marlo in The Wire (2004 – 2008) and how much I loved and empathised with Sean in this one.

    You will love it! You absolutely will! It’s a must-see if you like series like The Wire and The Shield (2002 – 2008).

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    Smile (2022)

    A patient’s suicide will lead a therapist down a dark path against an evil force.

    Raises the stakes and excites but doesn’t fully deliver… There are numerous types of narrations that the camera can help convey to the audience. One is the “omniscient narration”, where the audience gets to experience situations that the characters can’t. For example, be at multiple places at once and have background knowledge of the characters without them knowing it – they haven’t disclosed it, but you have seen it. This is part of why you engage more with their suffering and the events surrounding them. But not only. Not wanting to bore you more with jargon, I’ll move on to what I believe matters while watching Smile.

    For the horror part, the film successfully relies on the contradiction between the abhorrent anticipation of death and the eerie smiles right before it happens. Smiling is a feeling that should derive from happiness and not from a malevolent presence that totally ruins one’s life before taking it. And Smile effectively builds up the suspense that leads to the pending horrors. While the narrative is not original – a paranormal evil that forces people to harm others or themselves, and the protagonist, racing against time, needs to find a way to break that curse before it’s too late – Smile has certain strengths and weaknesses. Horror, in that respect, is the strong suit.

    For the thriller part, the film utilises the fear of doubting oneself and the feeling of helplessness. And that feeling is significantly enhanced when the heroine is meant to be an expert in explaining and controlling those emotions and feelings. Writer/director Parker Finn manages to balance those two genres really well and offers a refreshing perspective on something that has been said and done numerous times before.

    The script’s weakest point is Rose trying to explain what is happening to her to the people around her. Being a doctor, even deeply and severely traumatised, she should be able to convey her message in a slightly less “crazy” manner and rationalise it more effectively, at least to the people that she should have known how they would react. In that respect, the drama isn’t as powerful as the situation demands.

    As I’ve said numerous times before, it’s worth mentioning that none of the efforts behind the camera would matter if the cast in front of the camera didn’t deliver. Sosie Bacon, first and foremost, and all the supporting cast deliver convincing performances that increase the believability of something extraordinarily unrealistic, such as the specific supernatural force. And while at it, the fact that Finn chooses not to explain its origin or its true motives is something that you will judge.

    On a different note, I guess there is a discounted underlying message given (or not) in a Hollywood manner. The invisibility and, therefore, unpredictability of mental illness that constitutes it harder or even sometimes impossible to diagnose, let alone treat, makes the person suffering from it… all alone. And that’s infinitely scarier drama than any CGI.

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    Emily the Criminal (2022)

    After being constantly rejected due to her past, a young woman is pulled into the criminal underworld, where she sinks deeper and deeper.

    Bold, manipulative, and real! Shoulder-mounted cameras and tracking shots always raise the bar high. The story is straightforward from the very beginning. She has skills, but she has a past, and if she ever wants to make money, she has to go rogue. And writer/director John Patton Ford and actress Aubrey Plaza capture that from the opening shot. That mockery disguised in an interview’s clothes, the first job’s minor suspense, the second job’s increased tension, the painful reality of constantly working paycheck to paycheck and still making less than what you have to pay out, and the harsh realisation that your life keeps endlessly amounting to absolute nothing, gradually and painfully unfold like visual poetry. The question becomes, then, what happens when the shit hits the fan after all the choices that one has made, but they didn’t seem much of a choice at the time? Other than Plaza, Theo Rossi does a great job as Youcef (I have been a massive fan of him since Sons of Anarchy), and Gina Gershon lights up the shot she’s in, even if she appears for a split second.

    Excellent thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat and will make you doubt the honesty you think you have with yourself. Is Emily turning to crime just because “the system” lets her down, or has she always been the criminal she revealed herself to be? Again, brilliant performances and brilliantly paced, built up and escalated.

    Ultimately, what has always been known becomes more apparent: the crime world has one rule: no rules. And the one certain thing is that nothing is.

    P.S. Thoroughly thought title!

    P.P.S. If you’ve been to such interviews, you know. You know…

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    The Twin (2022)

    After losing one of their twins in a tragic accident, a family of three relocates to Finland only to face a devastating reality.

    Great ending, but somewhat lost on its way there. Let me start with a major concern because, overall, it’s a worth-watching horror with a great lead. The death of the kid (inciting incident) is discounted. This is by far the worst tragedy a family can face, and it happens straight away, and you don’t get to see a thing. There are visual manipulations that could manipulate the event and still make you feel lost for words. If you had visually experienced something, Rachel’s (Teresa Palmer) reaction would have shuttered you, and the rest of the family’s reactions would have affected you more. It just happens too fast, too soon. Having said that, let’s move on.

    Understandably, Elliot’s behaviour becomes the thriller’s epicentre and the basic suspicion that something is fundamentally wrong. Due to preexisting knowledge, you know what has happened (or not); you just don’t know how it happened and, consequently, how it can be reversed. Revealing the “true” reason behind it is the first twist, which will add flavour to the narrative and make you want to see where this is going. The convolution of the second one, though, will make you question what you already know or you think you know, and when it all comes to full circle, it’ll be up to you to decide whether it all made sense or not and if it was what you thought it was. If you ask me, the drama prevails while the horror fails.

    After everything was said and done, I expected more of a European school of filmmaking from director Taneli Mustonen and not Hollywood. Representative examples of my expectations would be The Hole in the Ground (2019) and The Innocents (2021). Pay attention to Daniel Lindholm’s photography; it’s thrilling! Furthermore, loads of credits go to Teresa Palmer, who deserves attention she has not received. Again, if you want to see her in something more realistic and European, I’d recommend Berlin Syndrome (2017). She’s brilliant!

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    Don’t Worry Darling (2022)

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    In the 1950s, a housewife gradually suspects that the ostensibly peaceful suburbia she lives in is nothing like she seems to think it is.

    Intriguing concept, but lacks depth. Suburbia, defined gender roles, McCarthy’s paranoia, and a hint of mystery blend into an overly euphoric society that raises questions from the very beginning. Who are they? Where are they? Why are they there? What are the men doing? Why are they doing it? I’m not asking more, so I won’t spoil it.

    While all the ingredients are there and the film’s premise is intriguing, the plot lacks depth. Without telling you much, you will quickly get the idea of the town’s conspicuous facade due to preexisting knowledge of certain mystery films. Once you do, you can hope for something totally extraordinary to happen that will make you say: I didn’t see that coming! Will you be blown out of the water when you least expect it? I’ll leave that up to you to figure out.

    Since its birth, art has always been questioning society and the world we live in. The film industry has done it numerous times – I’m not naming films to betray the narrative – and Don’t Worry Darling is no exception. Shane and Carey Van Dyke’s story and Katie Silberman’s script are exciting, and Olivia Wilde’s lens captures that excitement but not necessarily the thrill, the suspense’s buildup and climax. Is it worth a watch? Yes. Even though there is an agenda that reflects today’s troubled and confused society? Yes. To me, though, Don’t Worry Darling is a prime example of theory contradicting practice. It is directed by a woman intending to empower women, but, in reality, both men and women messed it up in the process, and the film paid the price. For more BS on Hollywood trying to be diverse, ask actress KiKi Layne what she has to say: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10731256/trivia?item=tr6531755

    Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde, KiKi Layne, Gemma Chan, Chris Pine, and the rest of the cast perform well, but surely you’ll find their performances a lot better elsewhere.

    P.S. Half of the main cast is British.

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    All Quiet on the Western Front (2022)

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    The atrocities of WWI as seen through the eyes of a young soldier.

    A brutal and soul-wrenching view of the real face of war, All Quiet on the Western Front earns its rightful place in the pantheon of war films. Walking on the shoulders of giants such as Apocalypse Now (1979), Saving Private Ryan (1998), and Red Thin Line (1998), it is a moving, heartbreaking, and evocative film.

    The first element that stands out is James Friend’s captivating photography. The beautiful landscapes will be the first visual to catch your attention… followed by the human justification of the worst violence, called war. While perfectly framed, its ugliness remains daunting and always unspeakable.

    Based on the book by Erich Maria Remarque, director Edward Berger has managed to pull off what seemed impossible in recent years: the atrocities of a war that tormented a whole continent and changed the fate of the rest of the world. While this is the third film based on the book, Berger claims it is another adaptation of the book and not a remake of the previous two films that owe their success to the horrendous events described by Remarque, who experienced that war firsthand. And so does this one. All Quiet on the Western Front is Germany’s official submission for the Best International Feature Film category of the 95th Academy Awards in 2023 and also Germany’s most expensive Netflix film. It is worth noting that none of the beautiful efforts behind the camera would matter if the people in front of it didn’t do such an excellent job. Felix Kammerer, Albrecht Schuh, Aaron Hilmer, Moritz Klaus, Edin Hasanovic, Daniel Brühl, and the rest of the cast’s performance is purely triumphant.

    Warning: This is not an easy watch. It depicts realities that no generation can tolerate, especially ours. Yet, as I compose this, certain human monsters make people relive those abhorrent years while they enjoy the comfort of their own couch and warmth.

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    The Stranger (2022)

    An ostensibly random encounter turns into an elaborative secret operation against a prime suspect of a heinous crime.

    Slow-burn, dark, compelling, and different! The Australian filmmaking school at its best! The introduction, disclosure, and development of Mark and Henry will blow you out of the water. This is the character development that film schools refer to. Who they were in the first act and who they are revealed to be in the end will keep applying constant pressure against your chest. By unfolding these characters along with the mission’s extent and nature, writer/director Thomas M. Wright creates a mixture that slowly and mentally painfully comes closer and closer to imploding. The charismatic thespians Joel Edgerton and Sean Harris put heart and soul into their characters, and while I usually say “shine” in front of the camera, in this instance, they put life’s light out, hence that constant pressure on your chest. Jada Alberts’ performance immensely contributes to the deprivation of the human psyche’s light.

    There is not much I can say without ruining the experience for you, so I can only urge you to turn off your lights and put your phones on silent mode to enjoy an incredible Australian cinematic experience. The script is solid, the editing converts the story into an intricate plot, and you get to know everything when you need to and not when you want to. Interestingly, what you don’t get to know is hinted at or implied, leaving it up to you to interpret it – the polar opposite of what Hollywood offers.

    The beginning and ending are visual poetry. The narrated images express feelings that eerily initiate and befittingly conclude this journey. Based on Katie Kyriacou’s book and a real-life haunting case, Wright creates a dark and heavy-on-the-soul masterpiece that, once seen, will not be easily forgotten.

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    Barbarian (2022)

    A woman arrives at her Airbnb rental only to confront horrors beyond her wildest nightmares.

    The epitome of suspense and the confusion after that…

    From a filmmaking point of view: What a 44-minute thrill! A slow-burn thriller that cuts your breath short by manipulating you as to who Keith (Bill Skarsgård) is. Can he be trusted? Is he who he claims he is? Is Tess (Georgina Campbell) overly suspicious about nothing? What would you do if you were her? Her relatable character and the predicament she has to face become the solid foundation of suspense and the driver to move the story forward. And then an unexpected, horrific, and atrocious nightmare begins and unimaginably escalates – no spoilers… By cutting to AJ (Justin Long), all writer/director Zach Cregger does is leave you hanging, on the one hand, but, on the other, he provides a great introduction to him, what has happened to him, and, once more, urges you to decide as to whether he is who he claims he is or someone who is accused of being. Furthermore, he eventually connects the stories perfectly. Without telling you how much later on, Cregger cuts to the “answers” of burning questions that ultimately (unintentionally?) create more. From then on, I’ll leave it up to you. Tone, pace, and rhythm change, and the narrative takes an even more unexpected turn. Last but not least, a lengthy round of applause goes to Campbell, Skarsgård, and Long, who give exceptional performances.

    From a sociopolitical point of view: A cleverly camouflaged (but not enough) “woke” film… The role of the white, heterosexual male, the role of the female ethnic minority, and the role of the police, to name but a few, are laid out there for you. I was in two minds at first, but it all became clear when I heard about Reagan (no spoilers). Political agendas made films. From The Birth of a Nation (1915) to Oktober (1927), to Casablanca (1942), to John Wayne, to the white, heterosexual, overly muscular American “hero” of the Reagan administration, to today… films always had an agenda. Arguably, back then, it was a lot more difficult for the average cinemagoer to spot these agendas, but nowadays, they become clear as rain. And, for me, it is off-putting. The agenda takes the focus from the narrative and places to politics. Something that you will not spot as often in independent productions as their aim is a lot more focused. Hollywood and forced-down-the-throat agendas go way back, but the good news is that there are still films out there that effortlessly aim to elevate strong female protagonists and minorities that Hollywood has been neglecting for so long and now is trying to “prove” it has been reformed (see comments on previous films I have reviewed on forced diversity).

    To sum it up, the best and scariest part is the layering – distinguished and emphasised by the highly skilful editing. Hands down, one hell of a ride to hell on earth: What could possibly be beneath something that creepily lurks underground? Then, the worst and most uncalled-for part is its political agenda.

    Regardless, I hope you enjoy it. It’s really worth the shot!

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    Halloween Ends (2022)

    Michael Myers faces Laurie Strode for one last time, massacring whoever stands in his way.

    Mixed bag of feelings, but recommended. I’ll keep this one deliberately short as I’d love you to watch it and decide. I did recommend Halloween Kills (2021) and I recommend this one, too. Halloween Kills provides a great sequel to Halloween (2018) and answers the most significant question of both canonical and non-canonical films: Why does Michael Myers seem invincible… on Halloween day? Respectively, Halloween Ends provides the ending (?) all Halloween films – especially the canonical ones – deserve (?). Maybe, on the way there, you’ll pick on a few “narrative discrepancies”, but no matter what, an end needs to be put to the saga of Michael Myers, who had been leaving behind him piles of bodies and very long blood trails, for a very long time (?). I know, too many question marks.

    David Gordon Green helms it one more time, balancing action, drama, comedy, and horror in a way that lets many fans down, and even though some of the “accusations” have a solid basis, some of them are as brutal as Myers. What needs to be said is that Jamie Lee Curtis is still the iconic Laurie Strode who set the solid foundation of the modern dynamic on-screen heroines.

    Despite its flaws, I hope you enjoy it. It’s Halloween, and this one seems to be the appropriate film/finale for the “spooktacular pumpkin period” (bad joke, I know).

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    The Midnight Club (2022)

    Eight terminally ill young men and women find companionship at a place where nothing is what it seems and gather at night to exchange horror stories.

    Millennial horror with some pleasant surprises! So… It is presented as if Ilonka gets the short straw in life and she happens to find… Hold on… that’s not right. A seventeen-year-old getting the news that they are going to die soon should not be treated as a “short straw”. It’s heartbreaking, demoralising, earth-shattering… actually, it’s something that cannot be described in words. And, here, it’s been described a lot and utterly watered down. Then, to an even greater extent, apply that to every kid involved.

    As if that’s not enough… one of my favourite worst practices in films nowadays, which I have spoken about numerous times, can also be found here: forced diversity. And whoever thinks that Hollywood gives everyone an opportunity in this way and that I shouldn’t be a stuck-up b!@£#, I would say that I only accept that theory if everyone couldn’t as well be an underwear or a fragrance model. Where is the opportunity for obese young’uns or unattractive youngsters? All of them are good-looking young men and women, and that’s amazing, but it destroys the illusion of whatever realism a series like this offers, distracts from the story, undermines human intelligence, and only becomes a crowd-pleaser. On this occasion, more credit will have to go to Ruth Codd (Anya), whose character allows her to be more expressive than the others.

    Other than that, here’s what you sign up for Editing that cuts to close-up reactions so you constantly know exactly how everyone feels. Dialogues that are 100% scripted where everyone knows exactly what to say, how to say it, when to say it, and who to say it to. Jokes that are not funny. Childish misunderstandings and childish reactions to them, emphasised by the editing mentioned above. Then, as also discussed above, clichéd characters portrayed by model-like actors/actresses who challenge nothing, really.

    As for the stories themselves, they are original. They are great bedtime stories, and while not horror, they are eerily entertaining. Their narrative will hype you up, but the visuals will somewhat let you down. I believe it would be great if one could listen to these stories in an audio form (podcast?). This way, our own images would have been created, and we would have potentially enjoyed them more.

    It seems like I don’t have a lot of positives to say, so I’m going to stop here. Part of the reason is that Mike Flanagan has raised the bar very high with his previous miniseries and films, and this one cannot possibly reach it. It has nothing to do with the actors and actresses. They shine in front of the camera, and I’m glad they all look gorgeous. It is Flanagan who seems that he didn’t take their terminal state seriously; therefore, their characters are as superficial as they are. As I have mentioned in a previous review on Dahmer (2022), Netflix is responsible for superficial and mindless entertainment as well as films and series that can shock you to your core. Unfortunately, The Midnight Club belongs to the former category.

    I am not sure how much control Flanagan had over this project, so if you’d like to watch a few of his best works, I definitely recommend The Haunting of Hill House (2018), The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020), and The Midnight Mass (2021). Hopefully, The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) will be as amazing!

    Despite my negative review, I would like to conclude with something I got from the series’ overall vibe. Life is priceless and the ones who are fortunate enough to live it should not take it for granted. Because the less fortunate ones put up a real fight for it.

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    Hellraiser (2022)

    The infamous puzzle box is found by a troubled young woman who will, inevitably, have to confront the merciless Cenobites.

    Watching the trailer, I couldn’t help but ask myself, what’s wrong with it? Well, for starters, it didn’t look “dirty” enough. Then, it didn’t look gory. It revealed too much in too little time and, consequently, didn’t leave much to look forward to. Anyway, the marketing could have been rubbish, so I couldn’t wait for the film itself.

    The inciting incident at the billionaire’s mansion will get you hooked but will not excite you. It’s a good start, but it could have been much better. The characters themselves are decent; more investment has been made in Riley, and Odessa A’zion nails it as a troubled personality. The rest were so and so. Therefore, whatever happens to them as the narrative unfolds will not bring tears to your eyes, and you probably won’t even say, ‘Oh no!’.

    Speaking of narrative, the film follows the same recipe its predecessors did, offering really nothing new or groundbreaking. The only “new” is the digital VFX and make-up that do the film no favours whatsoever. Unfortunately, that is an even greater weakness than the narrative because it makes the Cenobites look… fake. And if they look fake, the illusion of their “reality” crumbles. Hellraiser (2022) is the typical example of the parts being greater than the sum – when it should have been the other way around.

    Favourite moments include but are unfortunately limited to the beginning of the bathroom sequence, the beginning of the infirmary sequence, and the introduction of the notepad. The bathroom doesn’t come through – nothing happens, the infirmary gets you excited – and leaves you hanging, and the notepad, as informative as it may be, is not enough to make it the film it deserves to be: A film that represents unfathomable gore, twisted darkness, and unbearable infliction of pain.

    Here’s my advice: if you want to discover director David Bruckner’s true talent, watch these: VHS (2012) – his, but also all segments, Southbound (2015) – a favourite of mine, The Ritual (2017) (one of my earliest reviews, really synoptic), and The Night House (2020).

    P.S. It’s funny how Netflix raises the issue of Lionel Dahmer profiting from the book and the publishing company from the graphic novel. If you know what I mean…

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    Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022)

    The chronicle of Jeffrey Dahmer’s life as experienced through the lives of the people who knew him or thought they knew him and the ones who were unfortunate enough to cross paths with him.

    It’s almost Halloween, so this is my first choice for this festive period: a different type of boogeyman – a real one.

    So far, Netflix has been behind superficial and mindless entertainment that makes one wonder how and why they could spend millions on such productions, and, on the other hand, it is responsible for films and mini-series that can shock you to your core. Dahmer is a representative example of the latter. Ryan Murphy, the man behind American Horror Story (2011), is hell-bent on making you feel uncomfortable, and he has 100% succeeded in doing so. While considering that, please read my review / short analysis below, and if you haven’t watched it, maybe pay attention to specific details. Then, if you have, even retrospectively, use my two cents to compare it to what you thought. I aim to “bullet point” how the narrative has been approached. Murphy…

    … Throughout the episodes spends a significant amount of time trying to “blueprint” the reasons why Dahmer became the “person” he became. Reasons include, but are not limited to:

    • The hernia and anaesthesia (mentioned twice).
    • Mother’s paranoia and lack of love.
    • Dad’s obsession with roadkill dissection.
    • The parent’s divorce.
    • Society’s homophobia (instigated the first murder?).
    • The police’s incompetence (mentioned numerous times) and its cinematic depiction give a justification or seek a reason behind Dahner’s psychopathic and murderous tendencies. I presume there is an argument that these tendencies wouldn’t have developed if he had been caught and stopped (Dahmer mentions it had become too easy).
    • Towards the end, though, Dahmer suspects he was probably born like this…

    It feels like the blame needs to be shared or has to be put on someone, so Dahmer’s mentality and, consequently, actions make sense – somehow. Pay attention to how much attention is given to the police who do not care. Pay attention to the montage (thoughts) after his father asks himself if he could have done more and how deeply he blames himself. Pay attention to how the system didn’t care to counsel him and even let him go with a slap on the wrist after he got caught masturbating in public.

    … Throughout the episodes, Murphy shifts the focus of the series.

    While the whole series is provocative and all episodes are spine-chilling, episode 6 is the one that, in my humble opinion, raises the most concerns. Tony Hughes is shown as being born, loved, and struggling in life but being nothing but optimistic. Murphy gets the audience to love him more than any other character, and that is right after he gets us wondering whose fault it is that Dahmer became one of life’s biggest mistakes and after taking some of the blame off of him to pass it around. Murphy, on this occasion, tricks us into believing that there could have been hope for Dahmer if he had found love, unconditional or otherwise, but inevitably, hope painfully dies everywhere around him after all. My question here is simple: Why? Why would you shift the focus like that halfway into it? What is the endgame? What is he aiming at as a filmmaker?

    … Revisits the police’s incompetence for one last round.

    So, again, the loss of faith in the system. Glenda’s story is one of the countless testimonials where incompetent people undermine others, considering them inferior because they look different. Another question: Who knew that incompetence ruled for so long (and still does)? Answer: Everyone did!

    … Treats Jeffrey Dahmer as a case study.

    Making it to the last two episodes, it’s not only the focus that shifts this time but also the tone. While it is undoubtedly brilliantly made, the last two episodes become what the rest of the series had avoided that far; “too” Hollywood. The series could as well have ended in episode 7, and further details, such as life in prison and more, could be delivered with title cards. Yet, this is not the case. The comparison to serial killer John Wayne Gacy opens the door for Murphy to raise yet another question: Could someone like Dhamer be forgiven? Also, can someone like him find Jesus, repent and truly change? I think the answers have been given previously (see Episode 6), and there is no reason to keep investigating that. Furthermore, I believe that Murphy wanted to raise even more questions (as if there is not enough to take in that far): Could the two serial killers be considered the same? In other words, do their motives differentiate them, or should they both be treated socially, clinically and legally the same way? Be it as it may, to me, the only positive here is that we get more of Niecy Nash’s superb acting.

    And that applies to every actor/actress participating in the series. Without the charismatic acting of, first and foremost, Evans Peter, and then Richard Jenkins, Molly Ringwald, Michael Learned, Karen Malina White, Rodney Burford, Shaun Brown, and everyone who even briefly appears in front of the camera, the series wouldn’t have been the same.

    Conclusion

    The series is purposefully manipulative, and the order of the tragic and horrific events becomes, cinematically, as important as the events themselves. The non-chronological way of telling the story, the importance of when to start and how to finish, and what to include and what to leave out are all part of a narrative that, as stated above, is meant to shock. Every episode becomes a testament to Dahmer’s character, and every episode builds up his gradual monstrosity, raising more and more questions about our world. Speaking of the horror, I’ll leave you with some food for thought. Keeping in mind that this is a real person when the series’ title reads: Dahner – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, what kind of monster does it refer to?

    P.S. It’s funny how Netflix raises the issue of Lionel Dahmer profiting from the book and the publishing company from the graphic novel. If you know what I mean…

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    Vesper (2022)

    After an apocalyptic disaster, a girl with certain skills and her paralysed father are trying to find a cure for the planet while trying to survive.

    Intriguing, refreshing, beautifully flawed, and utterly atmospheric. Human hubris… the cause behind the apocalypse in numerous sci-fi/thrillers becomes here as well the reason behind our world’s ending. Thinking of knowing what we are doing and having mastered God’s complex we once more ruined nature and she triumphally returned the favour. From then on, it’s just a matter of surviving, adapting, and trying to find miraculously a solution to the calamity we so successfully caused.

    As stated in the beginning, it is refreshing but not necessarily original. Having said that, it is a (cinematically) satisfactory and at the same time unpleasant view of how our post-apocalyptic world would look if that certain disaster occurred (no spoilers). Unlike Hollywood, the visual effects here only serve the narrative’s development without overshadowing it and without attempting to impress you. Writers/directors Kristina Buozyte and Bruno Samper offer a unique European perspective, made in the rural landscapes of Lithuania. Extra credits should be given to the cinematographer Feliksas Abrukauskas for the eerie and nightmarish mise-en-scène (everything that exists in the frame). Last but not least, a huge round of applause goes to the film’s wonderful cast: Raffiella Chapman, Eddie Marsan, Rosy McEwen, and Richard Brake.

    Highly recommended to hardcore sci-fi fans and to everyone who loves paying attention to details!

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    Speak No Evil (2022)

    After accidentally meeting in Italy, a Dutch and a Danish couple meet again for a weekend in the Dutch countryside, where things go awfully wrong.

    Shockingly suspenseful! It is the little things that will make your heart skip a beat. While nothing is ostensibly happening in Italy, Sune Kolster’s music wants you to know something will happen. What seems innocent or just odd initially will get unbearably awkward and uncomfortable later. The slow-paced editing builds up the narrative to make the audience a narrator who knows more than the Danish couple. But neither we nor them can foresee what is about to happen. A prime example of editing (or lack thereof) is when Agnes is told what to do on the table – the perfect establishment shot involving actions/reactions simultaneously is like a volcano ready to erupt. Other instances of incredible pace and rhythm involve the dancing competition and the chaos that follows.

    There is nothing much to say without ruining the experience for you, so I’ll keep it short and conclude with the great acting. Morten Burian, Sidsel Siem Koch, Fedja van Huêt, Karina Smulders, and the kids play their part beautifully (I’m sure the kids don’t have the full picture), adding to a realism that will cut your breath. Writer/director, Christian Tafdrup’s visual explication of evilness, becomes a spine-chilling reminder that, arguably, the invention of monsters such as werewolves, vampires, and zombies might be our way of coping and/or even projecting a possessed “darkness” that we could never admit to ourselves…

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    Amercement (2020)

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    A small-time drug dealer struggles to get a legitimate job, and before knowing it, he dives deeper and deeper into the criminal world.

    A reality that doesn’t sound like Greek to any Greek. Co-writer/director Fokion Bogris captures through his lens the reality of the Athenian streets and the petty, unorganised crime like few have before him. From a narrative’s point of view, using profusely “lowlifes”, Bogris challenges toxic masculinity, personal and social insecurities, and homophobia through characters that have loads to hide and plenty to lie about. Everyone wants to “score big” or live the “easy life” with the least possible effort, crossing the lines of immoral and illegal without even realising it or caring about it.

    From a filmmaking point of view, he creates a neo-noir atmosphere and a sense of realism that numerous members of the Greek audience will identify themselves with. While “realism” in film theory is a subject that opens a lot of cans of worms that make theorists (endlessly) argue with each other, in this instance, what I mean is that, through its minimal editing, it reduces the shot-reverse-shot techniques and, depending on the subject matter, it focuses on either the action or the reaction. In either case, both become – intentionally or unintentionally – funny as, more often than not, the characters’ close-ups express the intended feelings. The same applies when all characters are included in the shot, and the audience gets to experience everyone’s feelings simultaneously. Add the colossal amount of slang and vulgar language to the mix, and the result enhances the realistic effect to the point of surrealism, a movement that, arguably, can characterise numerous societies nowadays.

    That particular filmmaking path, paved initially by writer/director Yannis Economides, has upped the game for the Greek cinema and the Greek filmmakers and has allowed the actors to express themselves in a way they struggled to do before, present society in a way that could not be really presented before, and make a statement that the Greek cinema can be as competitive and daring as anybody else’s. Having said that, that school of thought wouldn’t exist now if filmmakers such as Theodoros Angelopoulos, Pantelis Voulgaris, Constantine Giannaris, and Panos H. Koutras (and many more) hadn’t offered so much to the film industry.

    Finally, the last round of applause goes to the cast that shines in front of the camera: Vagelis Evangelinos, Stathis Stamoulakatos, Maria Baloutsou, Vasilis Anastasiou, and Sissy Toumasi.

    Amercement is definitely worth your while. It’s an eye-opener that “welcomes” its audience to the dark side of the world as you know it.

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    Fall (2022)

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    In an attempt to rekindle their friendship, two young women climb a 2,000-foot radio tower, where they get trapped.

    The daring opening sequence that will get you excited will be immediately followed by clichés that could have been easily avoided. By cutting to the bar, closing up to the whisky glass, and, over sombre music, explaining the emotions that are simultaneously shown, the filmmakers miscalculate already the audience’s intelligence. Not a good start, admittedly. What’s done right after that is the tower’s build-up. The editing’s pace and rhythm warn you that this is a beyond-expression bad idea, but if they hadn’t gone for it, the film wouldn’t have been made, and we wouldn’t be talking about it.

    So, the main sequence, the tower’s climbing and reaching the top… is absolutely terrifying! From the comfort of my chair, I could not breathe, so I can’t even begin to imagine how it would be if one were actually up there. And when calamity strikes, it gets even worse. You’ll probably start experiencing shortness of breath and vertigo because producer/co-writer/director Scott Mann utilises these scenes beautifully – or should I say fearfully? Even just standing or sitting at this height cuts most people’s breath short, never mind moving around, looking down, and hanging by it. I could barely sit still on my chair. Anyway, how much better does it get after that? Well, while the story remains intense – primarily due to the height they are at and the efforts they put to find a solution – the dialogues don’t get much better. The subplot does not really help the story’s advancement. Be it as it may, shortness of breath and vertigo persist till the very end of the second act.

    Overall, Hunter’s idea was stupid and selfishly she dragged with her Becky, someone who hadn’t climbed in a year, due to climbing lost her boyfriend, is currently self-destructive and depressed, and, consequently, is in a horrible physical condition (even though due to Hollywood reasons she still looks fit). And more stupidly, when they get up there, she asks her to do something even more stupid by telling her: “The old Becky would have done it”. Do I need to mention that they decided to climb an over 2000-foot tower of rusty and unstable metal with so much skin out? What can I say…

    P.S. While the B67 TV tower doesn’t exist, it is based on a radio tower of similar height that people have been using for climbing and jumping off with a parachute.

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    Where the Crawdads Sing (2022)

    When a dead body is found in the marshes, a recluse young woman becomes immediately the prime suspect.

    Engaging, thought-provoking, and deeply emotional! The brilliant opening sequence that promises a lot starts delivering immediately. The found body (inciting incident) and the accusation of Kya Clark lead to the flashback that reveals the American South’s problems in an emotional yet non-judgmental way. The domestic abuse and the notion of the outcast immediately prevail in the film, something that will get you to know Kya, humanise her before anybody else does, and, consequently, make up your mind about her way before the lawyer, the judge, the jurors, and the crowd does.

    Love, innocence, fragility, and the happiness found in everything that society ignores or learned how to turn a blind eye to set the foundation for the drama to flourish, hook you in, and open the gates to the mystery that has already started permeating it. Based on Delia Owen’s novel and Lucy Alibar’s script, Olivia Newman’s directing provides a good taste of the South of the 60s – leaving out or smoothly bypassing (surprisingly?) THE major problem – but also leaving a lot of food for thought behind, such as the lack of individual morals, the long collapse of societal ideals, and the downright detachment from nature. One of the hats behind this beautiful production is worn by the amazing Reese Witherspoon.

    Daisy Edgar-Jones (British, pulling a fantastic South American accent), David Strathairn, the man whose performance has never failed to impress, Taylor John Smith (as Tate), and the brief appearance of the diverse Garret Dillahunt create this ecstatic atmosphere that blends the thrill and the romance and lead this journey to its rightful destination. A destination that will raise questions from as far back as the court and the presentation of facts to the man’s reaction upon his discovery – no spoilers.

    Highly recommended to everyone who has ever felt, even momentarily, the way Kaya has her whole life.

    P.S. Take it from someone who has never been a fan of Taylor Swift: The end-credits song is Oscar-worthy and a perfect match to the film’s narrative! It left me gobsmacked!

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    The Sadness (2021)

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    A young couple tries to survive the spread of a virus that brings out people’s darkest side.

    Brace yourselves!!! The slow-burn first act is the calm before the storm, the everyday life with the everyday problems as we know it. You know it’s gonna go crazy; you just have no idea how much. Once it starts, the horror introduced with Jim will get you hooked and cut your breath short until you experience the introduction again with Kat… tenfold! The train’s claustrophobic sequence is one of the bloodiest and most excruciating cinematic experiences you’ve ever had.

    Producer, writer, and director Rob Jabbaz makes sure to shock you to your core initially, but then, somehow, he finds a funny side to it, as if he parodies, momentarily, what he started. Once most of the horror has been unleashed and extremely graphically portrayed, Jabbaz seizes the opportunity to politicise it – it was shot throughout the pandemic, after all – slows the pace down and gives you the time to wonder where it’s heading. And this is where I stop. The rest’s up to you to figure out and decide whether all this violence was justified and how the allusions and metaphors were laid out to you.

    The first round of applause goes to Berant Zhu, Regina Lei, Tzu-Chiang Wang, and the rest of the cast, who deliver some really disturbing performances. It would be intriguing to ask them how they felt after portraying such characters. The second round goes to the crew that did a fantastic job behind the cameras despite the numerous pandemic restrictions.

    Highly recommended for all hardcore horror fans!

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    Elvis (2022)

    The blessings and tribulations of the man who left behind him an everlasting legacy.

    Mesmerising, vibrant, insightful, and saddening. The beauty of Buz Luhrmann’s films lies predominantly in his sense of pace and rhythm and his sense of editing. Elvis introduces a “superhero” whose powers are music and showmanship, and Luhrmann comes on really strong, really fast. In the first half hour, he manages to build the foundation of an icon destined to follow a meteorite’s trajectory. What comes next is the introduction of tribulations of the still rapidly rising star. Segregation laws, massive hysteria, national paranoia, and personally costly decisions shape the image of a man, unknown to the public, who has to face demons as you and I do. And Luhrmann showcases that the world keeps changing while trying to fit Elvis in it – while not sparing the details of how hard that is. Notably, finding and losing (only to find one last time) that place, when everything moves so fast, is the most crucial part of the hero’s journey.

    Luhrmann puts on an electrifying and prestigious show! He builds up the rise and (internal) fall of Elvis as we know him. Now is the time, though, to praise the people who are also responsible for that show. First and foremost, we might see Austin Butler (Elvis) at the Oscars. He took the role amongst A-list actors way more known than he is, and I can only say that he fully deserved it. His performance now will always be associated with Elvis Presley; he became Elvis Presley. Tom Hanks shines as his disgusting manager; he is inarguably one of the greatest actors alive. Sam Bromell, Craig Pearce, and Jeremy Doner kept the script non-linear and tight, offering a fresh and unique perspective. Mandy Walker’s lens expresses all the intended feelings. Jonathan Redmond and Matt Villa masterly weave these feelings together, leading to my first comment on the immaculate pace and rhythm that flows through Luhrmann’s films. Costume designer Catherine Martin goes the extra mile and gets hundreds of costumes to dress up Elvis and the rest of the cast, and I’m positive we’ll also see her at the Oscars. Last but not least, extra credits go to EVERYONE else in front and behind the camera who worked on the film.

    P.S. To corroborate my point, if you want to get an idea of Luhrmann’s sense of editing, watch Moulin Rouge! (2001), and more specifically, the “El Tango de Roxanne” sequence (01:18:08 – 01:25:31). It lasts 443” and contains 419 cuts – approximately one cut per second (I had to watch it for my research at half the speed to count all of them)! In editing’s (unofficial) terms… a proper “frame-fucking”!

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    Dashcam (II) (2021)

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    An entertaining live stream during the pandemic takes a turn for the worse when the host unwillingly gets involved with shadowy people and dark entities.

    Dumb, laughable, nonsensical… everything a horror film shouldn’t be! In a nutshell, this is how this horror sub-genre came to be: found footage, webcam, dashcam. Needless to say which category Dashcam falls under… Let’s start with the basics: Annie Hardy – the character, not the person – is the biggest douche you’ve ever encountered in a film, and you won’t show any sympathy for her. Stretch, on the other hand, is somewhat indifferent. Director Rob Savage did a horrible job with the camera. I presume the editor, Brenna Rangott, spent most of the time piecing together badly shot, shaky, incoherent footage. Last, but not least, we, the audience, spent all of our time, the whole 67′, wondering what the hell was going on – or 75′ if you stayed till the very end to watch Hardy freestyling with the end credits’ names.

    You’ll get annoyed and disappointed if you consider Dashcam a found-footage horror. If you see it as a parody of the sub-genre, though, with a funny leading actress, you’ll have a decent laugh. Jason Blum has produced some of the best horrors of the 21st century, so he’s allowed to have a misfire every now and then. My issues are with the particular film and not Blum or his company. But, speaking of laughter, the best part of the film is the side comments; they range from amusing to hilarious. I truly believe that if something similar happened in real life, the comments would literally be that. Now, from a filmmaking point of view, that is horrible because terms such as mise-en-scène (what’s included in the frame) fly out of the window. The audience’s attention is focused on the side of the screen when the action takes place elsewhere. It’s like focusing on reactions while unaware of what they are for. From a societal point of view, it is worse than horrible because it showcases that a fellow human’s dire need for help becomes the people’s entertainment and amusement. The evident collapse of humanity becomes, then, the real horror.

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    Trauma (2017)

    Two female couples get attacked by a father and his son while partying, but their revenge only causes further calamity.

    Sadistic, brutal, and shockingly atrocious! I’ll keep it short… You know what you sign up for from the perversive opening sequence! What succeeds it is terrible filmmaking techniques, no matter how you look at it. Script, directing, acting, photography, and editing do it no favours whatsoever, but don’t be fooled by any of that; its sickness permeates the rest of the sequences, solely seeking to shock. Now, the shock works on two levels: On how shockingly bad the film itself is made and how shockingly disgusting its content is.

    I would recommend Trauma as much as I would recommend A Serbian Film (2010), which is not at all. At least, the latter is well-made. But if you are really looking for a brilliantly made disturbing horror, I would definitely recommend Martyrs (2008). Personally, I prefer psychological horrors as they, among others, delve into the abyss of our minds and souls, but any well-made horror intrigues me the same. And this isn’t one of them. Trauma is aimlessly selling raw gore and losses on every other front.

    It is not easy to make a film! Never mind a film that inspires awe, evokes the intended feelings, has a purpose, and remains true to it. All of the above and everything that has thrilled you, moved you, amused you, and made you fall in love with cinema… is what Trauma lacks.

    P.S. Kudos go only to the person or team that made the poster.

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    Dashcam (2021)

    A news editor and aspiring journalist receives a dashcam video that turns a simple crime into a government-level conspiracy theory.

    Suspenseful, realistic, weak at times, but worth your while. The intentionally misleading opening shot will put a smile on your face as it indicates how much the hero goes out of the house. Overall, the film’s premise relies on pseudo-realism. Facebook, FaceTime, the vernacular, the body language, and even the way the news is edited are all indicators that these are real people like you and me (I was about to use “normal”, but that is a term I don’t understand anymore). Upon introducing the main characters, producer/writer/director Christian Nilsson cuts right to the chase with the landing of the footage (inciting incident) circulating the rumours of the alleged conspiracy theory.

    What the audience encounters next is a perfect example of how the editing creates meaning and builds up the suspense. As an editor, there is so much I could tell you about the details of the film’s editing and the areas it focuses on, but chances are I’m gonna bore you to tears. Personally, I think the idea of the conspiracy and the way it is built up in that sequence is the best part of the film. It is the part where you are still mystified and unsure; you want to believe Jake is up to something, and the part where you really want to know how the story will end. From the moment Jake calls Mara and then exits the building, though, it somewhat loses that grip, giving an anticlimactic feeling. The reason behind my argument is that it answers questions about specific facts, but it doesn’t question broader issues related to the facts provided – in other words, how factual the facts are. I guess every investigating mind can approach it differently, but this is the way Nilsson does, and I respect it.

    Don’t let that discourage you, though. Dashcam lasts only an hour and twenty minutes. It is a low-budget indie shot during lockdowns, and the cast does a great job. It is an entertaining film to take your mind off things, wonder what you would have done if you were Jake, think about the ending for a minute, and go to bed. Francis Ford Coppola and Brian de Palma are Nilsson’s apparent influences – The Conversation (1974) and Blow Out (1981), respectively – but comparing Nilsson to them would be unfair as they were far more experienced and studio-level filmmakers.

    Fun facts:

    The film is about a New York Governor’s scandal that premiered the same day a real-life New York State Governor was accused of a sexual scandal.

    Also, coincidentally, there were two Dashcams in 2021. I’ll follow up right after this with the second one.

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    You Won’t Be Alone (2022)

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    Despite her mother’s best efforts, an ancient spirit kidnaps a young girl in an attempt to serve her forever.

    A taste of Balkan folklore with a pinch of Witch (2016). As per Focus Features, the production company behind the film, it takes place in the 19th century FYROM – they said Macedonia, but let’s leave it at that. They also said that writer/director Goran Stolevski based the film’s shape-shifting legends on stories coming from his family. That sounds highly likely as all Balkan countries are inundated with such legends and myths, which partially shaped those societies as we know them today. Having travelled through the Balkans a few times, I’ll tell you that the people, especially in villages, are nothing but welcoming and warm, still keeping to their norms and traditions. Just like you see in the film.

    What Stolevski has achieved is a (Malick-esque) chronicle of the perception of life as seen through the eyes of a soul that knows nothing of “good” or “bad”, unaffected by morality and immorality respectively; “… like a river. It flows and flows… and still stays in the same spot.” And, as such, I’ll dare say that Stolevski’s perspective is unique. The way I see it, he raises significant questions: Does evil have a choice in life? Is evil predestined to remain evil? Even better, can evil be actually evil when that meaning is unknown to it?

    Technically speaking, Matthew Chuang’s cinematography is immaculate and deserves praise. He mounts the camera over the shoulder, and his tracking shots, from full to close-ups, deliver all the intended feelings and emotions. An extra round of applause goes to the whole cast, which shines in front of the camera. Maybe the amazing Noomi Rapace is the main marketing attraction, but EVERYONE is spectacular! Both in front and behind the camera.

    I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. The question I’ll leave you with is, does life run in a full circle?

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    Everything, Everywhere, All At Once (2022)

    A woman who struggles with everyday life engages with every aspect of her multiverse self to save every universe.

    Funny, exciting, surrealistic, and absolutely brilliant! The opening sequence at the laundromat sets the film’s pace and rhythm. It introduces the heroes and heroines, establishes their characters, and clarifies where everyone stands in the world. The dialogue is sharp, the editing is “snappy,” and the inciting incident (Alpha Waymond) moves the story forward to the second act.

    From then on, The Matrix (1999) meets The One (2001). The Multiverse and the infinite versions of everyone’s self clashing create a concoction of euphoric and exciting emotions that, combined with the action and the underlying drama, offer a unique cinematic experience. I am certain that full analyses of this film will be written in the near and distant future, but for now, I’ll just leave you with these few comments in an attempt to urge you to watch it. If I were still a film student or ignorant of how ropes work, I couldn’t figure out for the life of me how writers/directors Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (aka the Daniels) pitched that script to production companies. Honestly, how does anyone ask for funding, pitching sequences where a butt-naked security guy jumps out of nowhere and lands on an oval tax award, aiming to connect to a different universe and engage with a more equipped-to-occasion self? How about a female couple with hotdog fingers licking each other’s mustard… Yes, hotdog fingers. Licking each other’s mustard – no euphemisms here!

    Being a bit more pragmatic/cynical nowadays, though, and by reading the end credits, I can only assume that executive producers Joe and Anthony Russo made the green light turn a lot easier just by showing up. The Russos believed in the Daniels’ script and helped bring it to life. And, personally, I applaud them. Actually, I applaud all cast and crew for giving themselves 100%. And by doing so, Everything Everywhere All At Once became A24’s greatest financial and critical success. Michelle Yeoh matures like the finest wine and, for over three decades, has offered nothing but excitement, crying, and laughter, and, here, all of the above. Alongside her, Ke Huy Quan, best known for his stellar performances as Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) and Data in Goonies (1985), Stephanie Hsu, James Hong, and the one and only Jamie Lee Curtis who will have you in stitches.

    Everything Everywhere All At Once is your must-see for this year, and so is Men (2022), another A24 cinematic achievement. I may constantly sound like I’m sponsored by A24, but rest assured, I am not. I praise them because they have the guts to produce scripts that other production companies wouldn’t even read ten pages. They are phenomenal in what they do, and they immensely contribute to the evolution of worldwide cinema.

    P.S. I certainly didn’t speak highly of Russo’s last film The Gray Man (2022) but, here, even as producers, they utterly redeem themselves.

    P.P.S. Language, generational differences, and political/existential beliefs are the film’s underlying themes. Look out for clues while watching.

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    Mudbound (2017)

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    Two men come back to rural Mississippi after WWII and become friends, but only face bigotry and racism.

    One of Netflix’s greatest and most underrated films! Directing, cinematography, writing, editing, acting, and the numerous departments that worked behind the cameras are why they say it takes a village to make a film. Based on Hillary Jordan’s novel, co-writer/director Dee Rees brings to life a film that many neglected, underappreciated, or just turned a blind eye to. However, Netflix primarily distributed it after its premiere at the 2017 Sundance Film Festival, which received a long-standing ovation.

    Every sequence has something to tell. Every sequence moves the story forward, holding cinematic techniques that “teach” filmmaking. For example, when Ronsel is on the bus, showing without telling, the shot speaks volumes about the atrocious outcome of Jim Crow’s segregation laws that divided the people. These are the same laws that Ronsel encountered while trying to exit the shop from the front door. Anger, frustration, and unfathomable sadness are the primary emotions that take over, but Rees’s angle is not judgemental. Before and after, sequences such as the congregation at the church, Ronsel and Jamie opening up, and the KKK acting as jury, judge, and executioner can be thoroughly analysed regarding acting, directing, cinematography, and editing. Rachel Morrison became the first female cinematographer to be nominated for an Oscar, and even though she didn’t win it, she earned everyone’s respect worldwide.

    In front of the camera, Jason Mitchell, Carey Mulligan, Jason Clarke, Mary J. Blige, Garrett Hedlund, Rob Morgan, Jonathan Banks, and the rest of the cast create incredible chemistry with utterly fulfilling performances. The fact that Mudbound is current and finds application to this day and age indicates how much societies have failed. The fact that individuals make a positive difference, though, is what Rees aims at, and, in the end, despair turns into hope. Without it, what are we left with, anyway? In addition, what do you think “Mudbound” means?

    P.S. Hit the link to get a glimpse of the film’s achievements: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2396589/trivia/?ref_=tt_trv_trv

    P.P.S. My previous review was on The Gray Man (2022). Inarguably, it wasn’t a positive one. Even though that is an original Netflix film and Mudbound isn’t, arguably, one can claim that what characterises the streaming giant is diversity. Another is the utter lack of identity.

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    The Gray Man (2022)

    A CIA agent becomes the agency’s target, and all hell breaks loose.

    Great cast, great potential, and a tremendous waste of both. It is not uncommon for a special agent’s job to be dubious. Especially right off the bat. But knowing, right after, that Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans will go toe to toe most certainly makes it immensely interesting. But is it? The aeroplane sequence’s development is really, I mean, really uncalled for. Six has already displayed specific skills that brand him a top-tier assassin. Still, the CGI and the humanly impossible factor do nothing but take away these abilities, stating that he cannot do what the narrative suggests he is trained to do without them.

    Regardless, he gets a chance to redeem himself. What happens next? Loads and loads and loads of human hunting, shooting, and Michael Bay-level destruction. The “Prague on Fire” sequence is a representative example of that, and, in all honesty, no further elaboration is needed. There is a lot of impressive yet unrealistic action, knock-off Die Hard-esque and half-cooked dialogues that, again, discount its full potential. The good news is Ana de Armas, Jessica Henwick, Billy Bob Thornton, Alfre Woodard, and the well-anticipated confrontation of Gosling and Evans.

    Producers/directors Anthony and Joe Russo were given $200m to make it, deeming it the most expensive Netflix original film, tying it with Red Notice (2021). While the Russos know how to shoot both action and dramatic sequences (and Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely how to write them) – Captain America: Civil War (2016), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), Avengers: Endgame (2019), etc., The Gray Man falls really short. While the multi-chopped style of editing seems to be the obvious reason, if during principal photography, the choreography is not well prepared or the actors are not allowed to express themselves fully, the editing can only do so much (damage or good). Unfortunately, that particular childish narrative represents the side of Hollywood that only cares about the cash cow and not the audience’s intelligence. Oh! And, once more, everyone could have also been a fragrance or an underwear model.

    Is it worth your time? Well, it’ll make you forget your problems for a few hours, smile a little, and send you to bed.

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    The Scribbler (2014)

    In a building full of people with mental illnesses, a young woman with multiple personalities has yet to reveal her most dangerous one.

    Neo-noir, suspenseful, entertaining, and criminally underrated! From the very opening sequence, cinematography, mise-en-scene, visual effects, sound design, and editing work perfectly together, setting up the scene for the perfect whodunit. How so? The Scribbler is based on Dan Schaffer’s graphic novel, and director John Suits directs it as if you are reading the comic strips right off its pages. It is a faithful, dark, atmospheric adaptation inundated with humour, suspense, thrill, sensational appearances, and craziness aplenty! Katie Cassidy, Garret Dillahunt, Michelle Trachtenberg, Gina Gershon, and Sacha Grey go full berserk on screen in a surrealistic tower of misfits who lack home, normalcy, sanity, and identity. And then Eliza Dushku and Michael Imperioli try to put the pieces together…

    Admittedly, the first time I watched it, I didn’t pay attention to plot holes or gimmicks or didn’t even try to reason with the plot’s absurdities. The stylistic choices take over, and the ethereal presences overshadow the details (significant or not) that matter in other genres. Furthermore, the film’s surrealism “allows” specific questions to be raised and reason to be defied. Looking at it from an academic point of view, one can only detect faults and find arguments on something that, personally, I found uncalled for. My advice is to get comfy, have no expectations, and watch something different that will make you forget your problems for an hour and a half. The Scribbler is highly enjoyable and, unfortunately, went largely unnoticed.

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    Men (2022)

    After her husband commits suicide, a young woman escapes to the countryside only to encounter horrors she would never expect.

    A24… The production company that aims at the different, the radical, and the unconventional. Starting with Harper (Jessie Buckley) and only getting a glimpse of what is hunting her, we take the trip straight to the countryside where she’ll be residing for two weeks – that is the plan, anyway. Geoffrey (Rory Kinnear), the house owner with British-English you’ll definitely admire and will put a smile on your face, shows her around, so the main players and environment have been established. But…

    The beautiful yet extremely scary tunnel’s first plot point instigates the thrill; it is where your heart will skip the first beat. From then on, the naked man, the troubled kid, the eccentric Vicar, the police’s incompetence, and everything that happens till the end of Act II escalates the horror to the next level. Not a lot can be explained but that’s what enhances the mystery. The eerie and haunting operatic music throughout the montage sequences will keep you inarguably at the edge of your seat, mouth agape. “Paranoia” doesn’t even begin to describe it! Beware of the entities presented inside the church. Also, beware of the dandelions as well. Both of them play a significant role in the narrative’s understanding. And this is where I stop.

    Alex Garland, the writer/director of Ex-Machina (2014) and Annihilation (2018) and writer of 28 Days Later (2002) and Never Let me Go (2010) is not a crowd-pleaser, and, consequently, is not for everyone. His lens serves his narrative well, offering realistic thrills to surrealistic scenarios – from alien invasions to men going utterly berserk. Jessie Buckley and Rory Kinnear absolutely shine in front of the camera!

    If you are not British or accustomed to British folkloric tales and myths, you’ll be utterly confused. If you are, you’ll get the gist but won’t be able to explain it anyway. And that’s the goal. In an attempt to find answers, I only got more confused, so, as intended by the filmmakers, I only provided a few possible explanations to myself – without meaning that they were the right ones. Because there is no right one.

    P.S. In reality, in the English countryside, you will encounter the most beautiful places and people.

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    Watcher (2022)

    A young woman moves with her husband from America to Romania, and soon, she realises that someone is watching her every move.

    A deceiving, slow-burn thriller with a great leading actress. Why deceiving, huh? What you know and what you think you know is not the same. Ostensibly, the plot revolves around a young woman who is afraid that someone is watching her, potentially following her. The subplot revolves around the same young woman who is lonely, in a foreign country, alone (for the most part), arguably depressed, and who neither speaks nor understands a word of what everyone’s saying. Until you know for sure, the line between the plot and the subplot is vague.

    Zack Ford’s script and Chloe Okuno’s lens keep the narrative restricted. Okuno, like a watcher (pun intended), follows Julia wherever she goes and only depicts reality through her eyes. Respectively, Michael Block’s editing discloses what you need to know, carefully hiding what you want. The result of both is the deception mentioned above. Maika Monroe is a unique and massively underrated actress. Watching It Follows (2014) and The Guest (2014) shows how much still she has to offer, especially in the horror/thriller genre. Also, Burn Gorman’s portrayal as a lonely man is brilliant.

    It is a horrible feeling to be surrounded by an unfamiliar environment, language, and people, especially when being in an unstable mental state. Nothing and no one is what they seem to be. And Okuno and Monroe nail that feeling!

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    Crimes of the Future (2022)

    In the not-so-distant future, certain humans will evolve in unexpected ways, and while some will embrace this and see its artistic side, others will only want to suppress it.

    Intricate, interesting, and largely unspecified. It’s been eight years since we last saw a feature film from David Cronenberg – Maps to the Stars (2014), so brace yourselves. The first act, and the Orchidbed in particular, inevitably leads back to Cronenberg’s early films that gave him his unique identity – The Brood (1979), Scanners (1981), Videodrome (1983), etc. Such elements can also be found throughout the rest of the film (the Sark autopsy, the Breakfaster Chair…), but not just the prosthetics or the visual effects. The surrealistic acting, the Kafqu-esque atmosphere, the blurry distinction between art and science, and the dark consideration of what both are constitute a dystopian, decadent future (not far from present-day) whose reality seems to belong to another Earth similar to ours, with humans identical to us, but with (un)natural elements and behaviours that are barely recognised or understood. The Fly (1986), Naked Lunch (1991), and eXistenZ (1999) add to the films mentioned above, and, in their own respect, they have shaped equally different realities.

    From a filmmaking point of view, admittedly, I didn’t find it challenging. Douglas Koch’s photography serves the narrative well, but that is pretty much it. The narrative in and of itself, though, is challenging. Cronenberg has a long history of examining society through the lens of sexuality and technology, and Crimes of the Future isn’t an exception. The new ways of experiencing pleasure, the alien-like technology that fulfills specific needs, and the evolution of people who consume… “plastic”, are all allegories of the world we live in. Did you get them? If yes, what did you think of them? How effective were they? If you thought they weren’t, why?

    I find it hard to imagine how Cronenberg pitched this script, especially when defining the audience. Shot entirely in Greece with actors from all over the world, the film has, on one hand, a universal taste and, on the other hand, a small crowd to follow. Viggo Mortensen, Léa Seydoux, Kristen Stewart, Scott Speedman, Lihi Kornowski, Don McKellar, Nadia Litz, Tanaya Beatty, Welket Bungué, and Yorgos Pirpassopoulos do a great job in front of the camera. Still, the narrative is such that it can leave you undecided regarding their chemistry.

    To every Cronenberg fan: Watch it! Can’t wait to hear your thoughts on it.

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    The Northman (2022)

    A Viking prince devises an elaborative plan to avenge his father’s murderer.

    Vicious, challenging, and visually compelling! Whoever follows Robert Eggers’ films The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019) knows he’s famous for surrealistic acting, expressionistic photography, protracted shots, and idiosyncratic vernacular. And The Northman is no exception.

    The first thing that needs to be mentioned is that Eggers worked meticulously with historians and archaeologists to visualise medieval Scandinavian legends, namely Amleth. And if you are aware of Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”, I’m sure you can put two and two together. The Northman is Eggers’ first studio-level film, and, reading the interviews he gave, one can tell that it is not the film he initially had in mind, but its final cut is not a result he is disappointed with either. That old story in Hollywood’s book and how studios always interfere with creative processes.

    Even though it is not easy to write or speak it, the dialect used will not blow your socks off like it did in his previous films. The reason is that the gore and the violence take the torch and lead your senses to a medieval spectacle where the slaughter of men, women, and children was the way to resolve differences and show superiority. While the film represents a specific historical era and should serve as a reminder that civilisation has evolved, today’s far-right perceived it as a reminder that this is how things should be. Maybe, let them be the reminder that comparing two totally different eras and peoples is a historical fallacy, and their way of thinking is a representative example of unfathomably bottomless buffoonery.

    Alexander Skarsgård, Anya Taylor-Joy, Nicole Kidman, Claes Bang, Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, and all the rest of the cast give stupendous performances! Give it a go; it is a unique cinematic experience you will not regret!

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    The Lure (2015)

    Two mermaid sisters get a job at a cabaret, and while one seeks people’s love, the other wants to devour them.

    Unique approach towards an unexpected genre. The Lure is a gory and brutal musical that mesmerises. When it came out, it shocked certain audiences, as very few could have envisaged a horror/musical of that sort. Interestingly, the same year, I got the same feeling from Bone Tomahawk (2015), a horror/western that shocked fans of both genres as, again, who would have thought this “marriage” could work? But is The Lure as effective?

    I have a feeling that horror fans will not be particularly thrilled. On the other hand, I’m not sure musical fans will give it a go either. Needless to say, Hans Christian Andersen’s fans will sit this one out, too. Who is it for, then? My guess is for cinephiles, lovers of the different, the daring, and the unconventional. The Lure is for those who delve into the mise-en-scene as much as they delve into montage, but also combinations of narrative techniques. Having said that, a musical is comprised of only two major elements: dancing and singing. And I found neither compelling enough.

    So, while the story’s originality and dare win points, both fall significantly short. My question is, then, why make it a musical in the first place? For the sake of different? Director Agnieszka Smoszynska has used plenty of nudity and gore, but I didn’t find her lens as daring (as intended?). My favourite sequence was after the domestic, where everyone falls into limbo. Overall, though, I failed to engage with Silver’s and Golden’s predicament.

    To conclude on a semi-positive note, though, everyone’s acting is solid even though they could have achieved much more if the singing and dancing had a more pivotal role and more effort had been put into the choreography.

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    Ambulance (2022)

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    When two robbers hijack an ambulance, they turn a simple heist into a full-scale manhunt.

    High-octane action that does not convince but most certainly entertains. Michael Bay… The man behind the most phantasmagorical cinematic explosions, car crashes, plane crashes, endless verbosity, epidermic dramas and yet, the man who has got the world unfathomably excited like few before him. And that’s precisely what the Ambulance will do: excite you.

    Narrative-wise, you sign up for what I mentioned above – minus the plane crash. From a filmmaking point of view, you get Dutch angles, areal shots, close-ups, extreme close-ups, tracking shots, slo-mo’s, Steadicam shots, over-the-shoulder, dash-cam shots, and all that in the mix, edited in the most fast-paced sequences you’ve ever seen. So, what did I think of it? I loved it! This is exactly the fictional action-packed film we all need to blow some steam off and forget real-life issues.

    The cast includes Jake Gyllenhaal, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Eiza Gonzalez, Garret Dillahunt, and more. While the situation is extremely unrealistic, they work really well with one another, creating an electric and entertaining atmosphere. Having said that, after an hour and thirty minutes, the ambulance starts running on fumes – pun intended – and becomes repetitive. Interestingly though, the film dares you to draw the line between the good and the bad guys. And it does it well.

    Based on the Danish film Ambulance (2005), which runs almost an hour shorter than this one, Chris Fedak’s script offers nothing but excitement. The excitement of guns and shootings belongs to the big screen, the small screen, and the books. The excitement that belongs to fiction! The excitement that has no place in the real world and, especially, schools! I hope everyone gets to find peace in their heart except for the gun lobby. I hope they find the justice they deserve.

    P.S. There are two clear homages to great films: To Live and Die in LA (1985) – Driving in the wrong direction, and Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) – Driving in the LA River.

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    Monstrous (2022)

    Fleeing her ex-husband, a mother with her young son move to a secluded house where a dark and sinister force resides.

    Mysterious and eventually dramatic, yet doesn’t manage to hit the spot. Putting it on, knowing nothing about it, I felt quite neutral at first. Even though the narrative is quite restricted, the audience knows less than Laura and Cody and, therefore, is trying to catch up on cues such as Cody’s recurrent nightmare and the constantly ringing phone. The first plot point (the bridge between the first and the second act), arguably, builds up the suspense and increases the tension… only to calm down again immediately after. If you decide to watch it, you might find the pace and rhythm fluctuating “irregularly”.

    I remember Christina Ricci when she was as young as Cody in The Adams Family (1991), and, in a way, I grew up watching her grow up in her films. She’s a tremendously talented actress who has played diverse and perplexing roles and deserves every praise under the sun. For reasons that only she and Hollywood are aware of, though, she started choosing films that didn’t have much to offer to the genre they belonged to. Having said that, admittedly, there are a couple of films she’s been in and I would like to watch.

    After everything is said and done, looking back to Carol Chrest’s script and Chris Sivertson’s directing, one can say with certainty that the drama overcomes the horror in the end, and you can tell because of how heavy your heart feels. I know how mine felt, and that was mostly due to Ricci. As mentioned above, she is a remarkable actress who always meets her standards.

    The little references to her mental health might help you watch it in a positive light. Furthermore, the party sequence got me a bit, as did her attempts to keep it together. There are some intense moments there, but as I have repeatedly said, the sum should always be greater than its parts.

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    Double Helix (2021)

    Two siblings escape their home and hide in an abandoned school, but the “Song of Life” will unexpectedly change their lives.

    Concise, current, and thought-provoking. Writer/director Sheng Qiu brings to life the intentionally unemotional Double Helix, which shows without telling that “life” has yet to be defined.

    Protracted shots, montage sequences, minimalistic soundtrack, underplayed performances and “Lynchian” narrative examine the ancient human attempt to become God and its inevitable consequences. Based on Jinkang Wang’s famous science fiction novel “Song of Life”, Double Helix combines Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” with the superfluous human need to explore boundaries we could overcome but not necessarily should. Great watch! I hope we get to see the feature one day, preferably with both Xi’an Cao and Zhenzhen Xiaoli. Extra credits go to cinematographer Ranjun Xu and editor Jianfan Yu.

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