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    Pontypool (2008)

    What seems to be just another day in the studio for a radio broadcaster and his team turns into a living nightmare when disturbing information comes in of brutal killings around town.

    Claustrophobic and satirical, with poignant messages hidden under the surface. I love that film! It is the simplicity, the mystery, the restricted narrative, and definitely Stephen McHattie! The lady banging on the window in the first act is the harbinger of doom, and the twenty-minute gap between that and the first information coming in from Ken about “the riot” serves as the doom’s delay. The moment the suspicions become confirmed, the audience’s imagination starts riding into the unknown, filling it with grotesque images of horrible deaths not seen at all. What is that crowd? Why do they do atrocious things to other people? What do these specific words trigger? Why do these specific words trigger it?

    In the end, it feels like a satire of certain known horror films, such as Night of the Living Dead (1968) and Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), but it carries a couple of messages open for debate. Without spoiling it, the mention of the “separatists” and the use of the English language plays a significant role in interpreting those subliminal messages.

    Based on Tony Burgess’s novel “Pontypool Changes Everything”, who also penned the script, director Bruce McDonald brings to life a humorous horror meant to scare, entertain, and make you think simultaneously. Lisa Houle and Georgina Reilly amazingly accompany McHattie. It is a must-watch regardless of how you look at it. I hope you enjoy it!

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    Dark Crimes (2016)

    A businessman’s murder case will trigger an investigation into a writer who wrote about it, down to the detail.

    Great story, with even greater flaws. The daring opening sequence will neither disgust you nor leave you flabbergasted. Arguably, certain close-ups would have achieved one or the other, but that would have probably led to an R-rated final cut, so director Alexandros Avranas uses them instead on the characters. How important is that sequence to the narrative’s development, then? Would it still be effective without it?

    Based on David Grann’s article “True Crimes – A Postmodern Murder Mystery” (The New Yorker, February 11, 2008), Jeremy Brock’s script cuts right to the chase and doesn’t invest in the characters involved. The problem with this is that, as an audience, we relate to no one – literally no one. Unfortunately, that leads to not caring about anyone or anything. Eventually, that leads to the suspense’s murder and the film’s downfall.

    While none of the action is shot closely, the close-ups of the faces, in conjunction with the positioning of the camera right in front of the actors during dialogue – like talking to it – and their placement right in the middle of the frame, feel like awkwardly breaking the fourth wall for an unknown reason to everyone.

    While the story is strong, brutal and real, these directorial decisions distract and confuse. Another issue I spotted was the short sentences and the very scripted arguments, i.e., only after one finishes a sentence would the other person start talking. That is probably due to the effort the native English-speaking actors put into speaking in a Polish accent and the Polish/non-native English-speaking actors to speak in English – except Martin Csokas (Kozlov), who is of Hungarian descent, who speaks the language and is quite convincing.*

    I’ve watched Avranas’s previous work, and I recommend you watch Miss Violence (2013) and the controversial (for some) Love Me Not (2017). As for the cast, Jim Carrey, Marton Csokas, Charlotte Gainsbourg, and Agata Kulesza, as bright as they may be in front of the camera, they don’t get the chance to shine. Jim Carrey was great in The Number 23 (2007), regardless of its critical and box office performance, but this choice makes one wonder how he used to be the highest-paid comedian out there.

    *He is a New Zealander and can also pull off British and American accents.

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    The Art of Self-Defense (2019)

    A socially awkward and self-doubting young man decides to join an eccentric dojo after being attacked on the street.

    Awkward, sarcastic, dark, misleadingly funny, but disturbingly dramatic under the surfaceThe Art of Self-Defense is a case study in numerous aspects, and choosing that particular martial art as a means to “prove” it brings a questionable and head-scratching outcome. Here it goes…

    As per IMDb, writer/director Riley Stearns also trains and teaches Brazilian jiu-jitsu. The picture on the dojo’s wall is of Grandmaster Morihei Ueshiba Osensei, the founder of Aikido. In the same dojo, Sensei (Alessandro Nivola), while respecting Osensei and preaching his ways, teaches Karate. Taking for granted that Stearns knows they are three different martial arts and that he doesn’t undermine his audience’s intelligence, I come to the conclusion that the mix-up is deliberately placed there, and more particularly, in Casey’s head.

    Other than the martial arts, quite a few things don’t add up. Without any spoilers, that particular punch at the office regarding the extremely mild consequences, the answering machine’s message, the night class, the characters comprising it, the commonly accepted old-fashioned patriarchy and misogyny, the dog(s) and how that relates to the film’s denouement, the Sensei himself… These, and many more, don’t connect properly in the end, leading me to believe that Stearns follows a “Lynchian” storytelling.

    I can’t say much more, and I don’t want to. Stearns has created a dark psychological comedy/drama that you’ll either love or loathe. Expect surrealistic reactions and events that, when thought of in a real-case scenario, would create emotional contradictions. Jesse Eisenberg, Alessandro Nivola, and Imogen Potts impress with the way they choose to conceal, implode, and explode their emotions, delivering the unpredictable performances the obscure narrative demands. I hope you appreciate it.

    P.S. Eisenberg and Potts collaborated again the same year in yet another allegorical/psychological film that deserves your attention. Vivarium (2019)

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    These Final Hours (2013)

    With only a few hours left before the world’s end, a man must decide where his consciousness lies.

    Impactful and soul-wrenching apocalyptic indie drama! Right off the bat, the end is nigh! The comet has hit the Earth, half of the world is already gone, and Perth is the last place the firestorm will hit! James’ last journey to redemption is also our tour to the end of humanity. The comet may be the one that kills the planet, but it seems that humanity has died way before that. The journey consists of violence, amorality, guns, drugs, partying, death aplenty, and… maybe hope right before it dries up. Twelve hours to a destination that, in this case, actually matters as much as the journey itself.

    The film’s quality is shown in all three stages of production. The script is solid, the mise-en-scene is thoroughly meticulous from beginning to end, and the editing moves the story forward by pacing it, keeping the interest always at peak level – excellent use of flashbacks. Writer/director Zak Hilditch incredibly utilises his small budget, investing it in an apocalyptic drama that reveals our hair-raising nature, but also the one that makes us proud of the tiny little things we have or we can achieve in life… even right before death.

    Nathan Phillips, Angourie Rice, Jessica De Gouw and Kathryn Beck deserve a massive round of applause for their incredible performances that bring characters to life through an unfathomable situation. The end of the world is something that we may not be thinking about seriously, but These Final Hours is a nightmare and also food for thought for all of us. The Australian cinema has proved time and time again that it can deliver gripping and gruesome dramas and horrors, and this one is no exception.

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    Every Secret Thing (2014)

    A little girl’s disappearance makes a detective focus her investigation on two young women who just came out of prison for killing a baby seven years prior to that.

    Thrilling, yet something was missing. I believe a story is as good as one tells it. The inciting incident, the death of an infant at the hands of two young girls, is powerful and the foundation of a nightmare that terrifies the parents the same way the boogeyman terrifies the kids. The second missing girl, right after the girls’ release from prison, now eighteen years old, makes your heart skip a bit, turning it into a dark “whodunit” that makes the audience constantly wonder which of the two may have done it – if it’s one of them.

    Everyone immediately involved with the case carries a cross that leaves an awful stigma in their soul that cannot be removed. The girls, Alice Manning (Danielle Macdonald) and Ronnie Fuller (Dakota Fanning), for doing back then what they did. Mrs. Manning (Diane Lane) for even walking around town when everyone knew what her daughter had done. Detective Nancy Porter (Elizabeth Banks), who found the first baby, got mentally traumatised and now relives the horror once more, not knowing if she’ll get redemption or deeper scars.

    The plot gives a chance to everyone to unfold their point of view that sticks to “facts” that are merely their personal interpretation of a twisted reality looping in their head – except Detective Porter. She is the one who has to read between the lines of the rest call “truth” and find out what has happened to the little girl before it’s too late.

    Based on Laura Lippman’s novel, Every Secret Thing is a gripping “race against time” drama/thriller from writer Nicole Holofcener, director Amy Berg, and producer Frances McDormand that, even though it’s not without faults, it manages to get your attention and sustain it till the very end. Having said that, Berg decided not to invest too much in the drama surrounding this horrifying situation, which works against the suspense’s build-up. I believe that taking the time to shift the focus, now and then, to the characters’ personal moments would give the audience an inner view of why everyone acts the way they do. In addition, that would work well with the flashbacks.

    Regardless, it deserves a watch. The actresses are all very charismatic, and each contributes to the aforementioned thrill.

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    The Wind (2018)

    A tragic event in the late 1800s makes a woman unable to distinguish what is real from what isn’t in a secluded house on the Western frontier.

    The opening sequence’s protracted shots, the abrupt cuts, the non-linear narrative, and the soundtrack that accompanies them are elements of indie films that, when used appropriately, can tell a story in an unconventional way that has the potential to defy the usual Hollywood standards (clichés). The Wind starts that way, and its plot unfolds in three different timelines. Even though dissimilar in duration, their forceful impact leaves a mark for various reasons.

    How that impact will affect us is subjective, so as objectively as humanly possible, I will only comment on the filmmaking techniques and metaphors they carry. Apart from the techniques mentioned above, the Dutch angles (diagonal shots), certain jump scares, and when and how the flashbacks are used add to the film’s quality and make you contemplate what is happening and when it is happening as the story progresses. The Wind is the feature debut of director Emma Tammi and writer Teresa Sutherland, who both bring to life a Western/horror that is not cut and dry. Is it metaphysical? Is it paranormal? Is it psychological? It will inevitably confuse you, but simultaneously, it will intrigue you, make you think twice, and question everything you will have seen until the end credits start rolling down. Caitlin Gerard, Ashley Zukerman, Julia Goldani Telles, and Dylan McTee believe in Tammi’s vision and deliver convincing performances, but most credits have to go to Gerard for carrying the horror on her shoulders.

    For no specific reason, I had high hopes about this one, and, in the end, I loved it. The open ending leaves numerous possibilities for interpretation, and you may switch your TV off, but your mind will want to reexamine the scattered clues left for you from beginning to end. The Wind is a low-budget film that incredibly utilises every penny invested in it. A must-watch for every mind-bending horror fan out there.

    Please review the separate section below for spoilers. Read it only after you watch it!

    P.S. Think carefully about which “tragic event” I refer to in the logline.

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    SPOILER ALERT!

    The clues that will potentially help you make up your mind or at least point you in the right direction are the following:

    • Maybe she lost a child, maybe she didn’t.
    • Her washing line has only women’s clothing – maybe she never had a husband, or if she did, it was before her journey there.
    • Similarly, the reverent may have never visited her. She didn’t know him even though he was (probably) the first person she met upon arriving there – he gave her the demon booklet.
    • Respectively, maybe the neighbours never existed, and they all were people she may have met on her way there and fictitiously constructed stories about them.
    • Incidents that further indicate that she is not mentally well are the following: The goat and the wolves pose an equal threat to her, she carries a particular drug (opioid?) in a box that comes in frequently handy, and in the end, she is not stabbed, then seen on a bed in the middle of nowhere, and then on the ground.

    You can approach it, I believe, in two ways:

    1. By explaining it similarly to other American early-settlement mysteries, such as the lost colony of Roanoke Island.

    2. As one oneiric (dreamy, even though “nightmarish” might be more appropriate) sequence of a woman who succumbed to her mental traumas, and loneliness and isolation only unbearably added to her unfathomable pain. Having said that, she maybe even never made it to any house, suffering on her own, constantly descending to paranoia, in the middle of nowhere.

    A Classic Horror Story (2021)

    A group of carpoolers will inexplicably wake up one morning in the middle of a forest, the home of a bloodthirsty cult.

    Bloody and mysterious, but nothing you haven’t seen before. The dark and hostile opening sequence reeks of pending vulgar, cult-y death! The technique of cutting away to the humorous introduction of characters (future victims), but also the characters themselves constitute a… classic (American) horror story. Of course, the film is Italian, so let’s see how that translates.

    Admittedly, the first bloody sequence, half an hour into the film, will cut your breath and make you want to avert your eyes, but chances are that you won’t. From then on, expect more of that, but not much more. It is a film you won’t discuss past the end credits. It has been done before numerous times in the last twenty years, and better:  Wrong Turn (2003), Wolf Creek (2005), The Hills Have Eyes (2006), I Spit on Your Grave (2010), The Killing List (2011), The Ritual (2017), Midsommar (2019), etc. Adding all of the above to the mix doesn’t necessarily make the mix more flavoured.

    On the other hand, this merely means that it cannot be gruesomely and morbidly entertaining. And it is; just don’t expect much. Writers/directors Roberto De Feo, Paolo Strippoli, and Netflix create an amalgamation of horrors with a touch of social pedantry and a hint of urban pseudo-philosophy.

    The show is mainly stolen by Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz, a compelling actress and, inarguably, one of the hottest women in the film industry. Coincidentally(?), she’s the leading actress of Revenge (2017), portraying a woman who suffers a vicious physical and sexual attack (and takes a bloody revenge after that). Exploitation film finds its roots in the early “talkies”, right after the silent era, and it seems that it still sells almost a hundred years later. I guess there’ll always be a supply as long as there is a demand. Even though I watch, analyse, and academically research films from every walk of life, I am a horror fan and watch all kinds of horrors. But, if one day that sub-genre eclipsed, I wouldn’t miss it. There is a hideous sadomasochistic psychology behind it, making it the harbinger of snuff films. But that is a different discussion for a different place.

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    Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

    Facing financial difficulties, a single mum, daughter of an original Ghostbuster, and her two kids move to a small town and reconnect with their legacy when facing a powerful entity.

    Nostalgic, respectful, funny, and beautifully unrealistic! With E.T. the Extraterrestrial (1982) leading the way to Stranger Things (2016 – ) – 40 years, come to think about it – the use of children in sci-fi/fantasy adventure is constantly in demand. Of course, that journey started with The Wizard of Oz (1939), followed by Alice in Wonderland (1951) and later productions. Still, postmodern cinema follows Spielberg’s example, as seen by numerous films and series that followed his critically acclaimed classic that unprecedentedly (then) smashed the box office.

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife brings back to the silver screen the nostalgia that Stranger Things brought before it to our tellies. If you think that Finn Wolfgard (Trevor) is coincidentally in both of them, you are wrong as, in one episode, he was dressed up as a Ghostbuster and writer/director Jason Reitman became aware of it. Reitman is the son of Ivan Reitman, who directed Ghostbusters (1984/1989) and dedicated his film to Harold Ramis (Egon Spengler). His film is officially the third instalment and is the worthy successor of the previous two.

    On IMDb, the production details scroll down about a mile, so here’s how it is: all kids have a fantastic chemistry between them. Finn Wolfgard, the extremely talented McKenna Grace, Logan Kim, and Celeste O’Connor gracefully take up the torch and proudly put the uniforms on. Before getting suited and booted, Reitman’s plot solidly binds them together, and after they do, they offer the laughter and thrill the Ghostbusters were meant to offer. Carrie Coon and Paul Rudd complete the main cast as reckless adults who are worst than the kids.

    On a personal note, Hollywood might be offering now the racial variety it should have offered decades ago. However, it still proves to be exploiting rather than doing it for equality and diversity. I’ve delved into it numerous times, so I won’t go through it again. Just ask yourself this: from the main cast, is there anyone who couldn’t be a fragrance or fashion model as well? Right… We still have a long way to go!

    Anyway, all cast and crew deserve a humongous round of applause as the result exceeds the vast majority’s expectations. Excellent punch lines and adventurous sequences fill a couple of hours of your life, taking your mind off pandemics, volcanoes, tsunamis, or other morbid news from around the globe.

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    The Power of the Dog (2021)

    A natural-born rancher and his business-oriented brother have to keep working and living together when the latter gets married to a woman, which changes their status quo.

    A superb psychological drama that delves into unknown personal motives by weaving a stealthy and obscure subplot. Of course, the raving reviews, nominations, and awards intrigued me to watch it. Still, Ari Wegner’s photography hooked me, and the first dining scene got my undivided attention. I hadn’t read much about it or Thomas Savage’s novel, so its story and character development surprised me.

    Benedict Cumberbatch’s accent (Phil), Jesse Plemmons’ idiosyncratic performance (George), and Kirsten Dunst’s first leading role (Rose) since (the head-scratching) Woodshock (2017) make the mixture quite revelatory. Their chemistry is explosive, and Cumberbatch and Dunst go the extra mile in delivering their performances. Then, the polar opposite way their characters see but also deal with life, at first and then later, is all about every hero’s journey. The fact that it leads to a place we didn’t expect is part of that journey. I guess if we did expect it, it wouldn’t be a ride worth following. With Rose’s suffering being the story’s epicentre, George’s apathy towards Phil’s passive aggression becomes the narrative’s driving force. You get a completely different film by slightly changing those actions and reactions.

    While we are it, the narrative’s division into chapters puts it chronologically into perspective. As much as non-linear narratives are more appealing to me, in this case, it makes absolute sense to be constructed the way it is. The mesmerising producer/writer/director Jane Campion, the woman behind films such as, The Piano (1993) and Bright Star (2009) does a spectacular comeback with a well-carved drama that invests in love, hatred, despair, and alienation in a time where the gender roles where defined by archetypes.

    Peter Sciberras’ editing controls the film’s overall rhythm by pacing the shots, especially during dialogue sequences. This balances the utterances with their respective reactions and enhances the drama and mystery behind the questions raised. The answers don’t come easy, but when they do, they justify the aforementioned rhythm.

    Assuming that it can be compared to The Legends of the Fall (1994), I would argue that The Legends is significantly more dramatic and features a variety of breathtaking performances, something that Dunst only achieves here. But then, the ending gives away a different kind of film, so whether the comparison can be made or not is purely subjective.

    P.S. Plemmons and Dunst are a real-life couple with two sons.

    P.P.S. Cumberbatch and Dunst went into method acting and didn’t speak to each other while filming.

    P.P.P.S. Even though it takes place in Montana, it was shot in Campion’s homeland, New Zealand.

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    People Like Us (2012)

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    After his dad dies, a man is obliged to give a large amount of money to a sister he never knew he had.

    Based on a real drama, it evokes the right emotions despite its Hollywood style. Sales… Right off the bat, you get the pressure of selling and then selling some more in a fast-paced montage that increases the tension. And, in the end, for what? You instantly get the answer when Sam (Chris Pine) and Richards (Jon Favreau) meet. Sales…

    Anyway, when the pace slows down, the drama kicks in. It then starts speaking volumes of who Sam is and what kind of a relationship he and his family have, revealing the complications with the people considered closest to him. But the pace picks up again with Frankie’s introduction (Elizabeth Banks), offering an upbeat rhythm that relaxes the drama, adds the right comedic elements with her charm, and gets you comfortable on your couch, wanting to see where this is heading and how it is going to end up. The hero’s journey begins with how he will tell her.

    There are plenty of montage sequences that can be characterised as too “American”, making it somewhat of a “popcorn” flick, but, personally, I wasn’t distracted by it. The film’s narrative has two significant qualities: As an audience, you know as much as Sam knows, and that is enough to elevate the suspense because we already know that one thing that Frankie doesn’t. Additionally, the delay of resolution only perpetuates the inevitable and adds to the already intensified suspense, giving you enough time to contemplate the depth of the situation everyone is in.

    When I first watched it, I found it difficult to believe that the people who wrote and directed it, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, respectively, are the same people behind blockbuster franchises such as Transformers and Star Trek. I didn’t think they could pull off a drama like this, but I was pleasantly surprised, I might say.

    Based on true events, People Like Us finds a place in our hearts. Despite its flaws, Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Olivia Wilde compensate plenty enough, and what they are going through, in the end, becomes the relatable sweet and sour story that was promised in the first act. Have a go at it; you won’t regret it. It’ll put a smile on your face as much as it’ll bring you tears.

    Lastly, Elizabeth Banks has no reason to get political because she is losing her charm and charisma as an actress. She is very talented and appreciated despite a couple of hits and misses. She is a diverse actress, and I believe she can take on a variety of roles on whatever studios land on her plate.

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    My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To (2020)

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    Two older siblings take care of the younger one in a way that consumes them both physically and mentally.

    Slow-burn, indie horror that invests in both character and story development. The gritty opening sequence captures the audience’s attention and promises a certain level of brutality. It’s not what it looks like, though. From the beginning till (almost) the end, the film does not appeal to our emotions. Acts I and II feel emotionless, as the only one who exhibits some kind of emotion is the younger one, Thomas. However, the writer/director Jonathan Cuartas aims exactly for that. What the siblings have been going through for who knows how long has exhausted them; it has drained their lives.

    Surely, using the word “drain” is somewhat ironic, given what it has been revealed they are doing. Even though we think we know why they are doing it, the fact that it has not been disclosed to us effectively builds up the suspense and makes us wonder when and how it will be revealed, as well as how this dark journey is going to end.

    The film doesn’t try to fool anyone. It is a nano-budget project that tells a very specific story. Despite the budgetary constraints, Cuartas and the leading cast – Patrick Fugit, Ingrid Sophie Schram, and Owen Campbell – give heart and soul to the project and lead you to a melancholic third act that matches the (inarguably depressing) previous two. It is definitely not an uplifting film and most definitely not for everyone.

    Credits should also be given to the director of photography, Michael Cuartas, for the meticulous mise-en-scène throughout the film and composer Andrew Rease Shaw, for the haunting music in the forse selected sequences. Last but not least, to the film editor T.J. Nelson not only for controlling incredibly the pace and rhythm but for something else as well: Even though ‘montage’ is often characterised as ‘editing’, it is, arguably, an oversimplification. Numerous kinds of montages serve different purposes. Ultimately, though, they serve the narrative. One kind is the ‘sequential analytical montage’, where what is revealed is the beginning and end of an action. When you see the end, your mind fills the gaps with what happened in between. For example, if you see in one shot two cars speeding up against one another and in the next shot the two cars crashed into each other, you can picture in your head how it happened. Orrrrrrr, when you see in one shot someone whose throat is about to be slit, and in the next shot, an amount of blood stored and served…

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    Hippopotamus (2018)

    An abducted woman wakes up in a room with no memory of how she got there while her kidnapper keeps giving her, allegedly, painkillers.

    Interesting, yet poorly executed. The positive one-word or one-line reviews are placed on the films’ posters as part of the marketing and are meant to draw viewers in and excite them before they even go to the cinema or hit “play” at home. Hippopotamus‘ poster serves that very same goal. Does it live up to the expectations, though?

    From an audiovisual point of view, the ADR (Automated Dialogue Replacement) and sound mixing are poor. That stands out immediately, it doesn’t get any better throughout so I move on. From a visual point of view, it is also poor. In the 20th minute, there are a few well-edited dolly shots (a shot pattern that repeats about 20′ later and then 30′ after that), but then the poor directing activity continues. Ingvild Deila’s and Stuart Mortimer’s acting is decent, but the characters seem to interact flatly, and the bad ADR only distracts the audience’s attention anyway. The real saviour of the film – at least visually – is the editing.

    From the script’s point of view, the slow-burn build-up technique only works if it amounts to something. That applies, especially to scripts where the plot unfolds in a single location. Hippopotamus ticks both boxes, but producer/writer/editor/director Edward A. Palmer leaves it to the point that the audience’s attention has long wandered off. By the time the film makes it to the resolution, it is already late. Palmer seems to have had a vision that he pieced together well, but the pieces proved problematic.

    If you manage to make it up to the last part of the second act, you’ll be the judge of whether it was worth it or not. Personally, I didn’t face the twist as a revelatory experience. Far from it. After all the previous “buts” mentioned above though, I’ll throw in a positive one. Making any film is not an easy task. Every film faces difficulties, from nano-budgets to tentpoles, and I’m sure Hippopotamus was not short of problems. No one can accuse a film where its cast and crew were paid next to nothing or nothing that they haven’t done a decent job. The fact that they managed to complete it and make it to Amazon Prime is a humongous achievement if you ask me. Hippopotamus easily stands out on the platform as one of the best achievements in that genre.

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    Una (2016)

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    A young woman visits an older man’s workplace, and the encounter reveals dark secrets that neither of them can hide.

    Unsettling theme, uneasy pace, and an uncomfortable watch. The premise becomes obvious from the very beginning. Still, David Harrower’s script (and original play), Benedict Andrews’ camera, and Nick Fenton’s editing use “predatory” techniques instead of just tackling what you already know will happen. Psychologically, it is like anticipating someone to die but not being ready at all when they do. If the comparison seems unfair, this is what happened to Una; she died on the inside.

    Fenton’s editing keeps this steady pace from beginning to end, offering neither excitement nor boredom but maintaining a realistic sense of time for the story to unfold and disclose information that the audience is unsure if they want to know (until they know they don’t). Benedict Andrews and director of photography Thimios Bakatakis mount the cameras over the shoulders and follow Una and Ray down a rabbit hole that depresses and divides our feelings. By its nature, cinema is, intentionally or not, a form of voyeurism, but Andrews’ directing wants to make it evident that this is the intended purpose. He wants you to be this omniscient voyeur of Una and Ray’s story and ensure you are uncertain about casting the stone you hold. It is one of them films where you can’t wait to end, it doesn’t, you want to turn it off, but, simultaneously, you cannot not know the end. And as if the plot is not utterly stomach-twirling enough, the subplot makes it even worse for Ray, who, in the meantime, has been forced to announce to some of his employees that they are fired… while Una is there.

    The moment I really wanted to put an end to both of their suffering (and mine) and turn it off was about an hour and ten minutes into the film, where after Una’s particular line, you know that this horrendous situation is gonna go to hell. I could hear my heart pounding and felt like sweating. And I put a full stop here just in case you decide (after all that) to watch it. What’s important to do at this point is to praise Rooney Mara and Ben Mendelsohn for their performances on an individual level and their tough chemistry on a collective one.

    Harrower and Andrews put their audience in a very tough spot by not distinguishing who the prey is and who the victim is, when, in a case like this, it should have been pretty obvious. I do not condemn that; if anything, it is remarkable, but it is not a film I can recommend to anyone.

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    Dead Man Walking (1995)

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    When a nun receives a letter of support from a convicted murderer on Death Row, she needs to find a way to comfort him as well as the victims’ families.

    Heavy, real drama, supported by incredible acting. Dead Man Walking starts off with the beginning of a challenging relationship between Sister Helen Sejean and the convicted murderer on Death Row, Matthew Poncelet. Coming from totally different backgrounds and currently on opposite sides of the fence, this short-term relationship is meant to be tough, like no other relationship before it. And as if the plot is not morbidly unbearable, the subplot, how Sister Sejean deals with the heavy hits she receives, supports the plot and further burdens her and the audience’s soul.

    There are some extremely short straws handed in this story: The two kids who got brutally murdered, their parents who suffer their unspeakable loss, Matthew’s family who suffer the consequences of his unspeakable action, Matthew himself who suffers for reasons you’ll get to know in the end, and, last but not least, Sister Sejean who stands right in the middle of it. It is through her that we get to experience everyone’s pain, and, ironically, the only person (except for the audience) who gets to experience hers is the person responsible for the inhumane acts and who is about to die. Sister Sejean burdens everyone’s suffering in her soul in an attempt to help everyone involved find peace in their hearts.

    Based on Sister Helen Sejean’s homonymous book “Dead Man Walking”, writer/director Tim Robbins brings to life the shattering and soul-crashing real drama/horror that cost the lives of two young people and ruined the lives of so many around them. I must admit that it has been equally hard to watch it in the cinema back then, on a VHS a few years later, or on Blu-ray now. Dead Man Walking is a heavy drama that respects the audience’s intelligence without trying to proselytise, judge, or point you in any particular political or religious direction. Tim Robbins and Sean Penn were nominated for the Oscar, and Susan Sarandon got it.

    Not that I have run out of newer films to watch, but every now and then, I enjoy going back to films that made me love cinema as a kid and get a first cinematic view of the world that I got to know – more like, still get to know. I might not be well known for my religious beliefs, but no matter the reason, anyone helping or trying to help a fellow human being is a person I want to help achieve it.

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    Last Night in Soho (2021)

    New to London, a young female student mysteriously connects, through dark and haunting visions, with a young female aspiring singer from the 1960s.

    Impressive visuals and sounds in an unnecessarily convoluted story. Didn’t really feel like an Edgar Wright film, to be honest. No particular lengthy tracking shots, no editing with invisible cuts that extend an unnatural continuity… but then… after the first plot point… upon Eloise’s/Sandie’s entrance to the club… there are some daring shots and filmmaking techniques to be discussed, namely the dancing sequence between the two ladies and Jack.

    From then on, what’s going on starts becoming transparent in a visually interesting and intricate way. Yeah, but is it transparent? Is it her mother’s condition, and now hers? There is a difference between “misleading” and “manipulating”, and I’m a bigger fan of the latter because it requires preparation and, in the end, if done successfully, it can leave the audience’s mouth agape. If not, the result might be just… meh! Regarding misleading the audience, though, if the reason for doing it is not solid, and if not done successfully, it can cause aggravation, and it can be perceived as cheap and insulting. So, in my humble opinion, unless the filmmakers have a solid reason, it should be avoided.

    Without spoiling it for you, Last Night in Soho is misleading when it could have been avoided. Eloise and Sandie could have been something more feasible and real, but it is still terrifying even when you know what it is. I wish I could elaborate on that more, but for more, please, have a look at (the not-without-flaws) Sucker Punch (2011).

    Don’t be discouraged from watching it, though. The visuals and sounds may not compensate completely for what I just mentioned above, but they are rich and challenging. Writer Krysty Wilson-Cairns and writer/director Edgar Wright manage to recreate a fantastic 60s London atmosphere that is not easy at all. The photography, the costume designs, the make-up and hairstyles, the editing, and the soundtrack are beyond impressive and offer the intended cinematic experience. Furthermore, Thomasin McKenzie (who I couldn’t stop comparing her looks and acting to Abigail Breslin’s), Anya Taylor-Joy, Michael Ajao, Matt Smith, Terence Stamp, the late Diana Rigg (this was her last film), and the rest of the cast shine in front of the camera.

    Losing oneself in the pursuit of happiness will always be more than one has bargained for. Intuitive writers and directors have limitless ways of expressing that haunting journey. Of course, the same can be said for the broader sense of the paranormal. See and decide for yourselves which one could have been the more dominant scenario here.

    P.S. My worst experience working in Soho was, upon finishing at 03:00, walking to Trafalgar Square, waiting for the night bus for half an hour, and then being on it for another hour (amongst various characters) until I made it to Northwest London.

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    Real Steel (2011)

    In the year 2020, when robot boxing is the main sports event, an ex-boxer and his estranged son discover a robot that has the potential to win fights and bring them closer.

    Redemption, salvation, and hope in an adventure for the whole family! This is a Hollywood adventure at its best! Behind the cameras, wearing the director’s hat, Shawn Levy, and wearing the producers’ hat, Robert Zemeckis and Steven Spielberg create a wonderful and inspiring story for kids and adults alike. Based on the short story by Richard Matheson, John Gantis’ screenplay focuses on the estranged father/son relationship and, through robot boxing, the journey of reconciliation. Atom becomes the Deus ex machina of hope for them two and, consequently, for all of us who have stopped or forgot to look for it. The “David vs Goliath” fight is as old as the Bible, and, to his day, it still inspires, again, kids and adults alike to face our fears and keep walking regardless of what life throws at us. The “delay of resolution” narrative technique fits perfectly here as both the story and character development unfold in an old-fashioned way, avoiding gimmicks, easy ways out, and yawnsome obstacles that stagnate the story.

    Hugh Jackman and Dakota Goyo make an incredible father-son duo, Anthony Mackie, Hope Davis, the late James Rebhorn, and Kevin Durand complete the fantastic cast but… Evangeline Lilly is the one who lights up the room every time she’s in the shot. Her acting simply evokes all the intended emotions, and her appearance is mesmerizing. Another special reference deserves the film’s editor, Dean Zimmerman, who spots the solid acting, isolates those responses, and places them exactly where they need to be placed to amplify the suspense and the drama. When you get a chance to watch it – or re-watch it – pay attention to the final battle between Atom and Zeus and see how these reactions within the action enhance the passion. When and how often he cuts to each character, but also how long he cuts to them makes the whole difference in the world. I’m not gonna bore you with it, and don’t really pay too much attention as you’ll miss the most important part: the story itself.

    Probably my favourite Shawn Levy film, as much as I’m fond of all of his films in general. Definitely worth a watch and re-watch. With a plague hovering over our heads for over two years now, any inspiration is welcome.

    P.S. From the most straightforward boxing moves to the “rope-a-dope” technique, it was all supervised by Sugar Ray Leonard himself.

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    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    Mr. Anderson lives an unfulfilled life, but glimpses of a different reality make him question what is real, what isn’t, and if he should follow once again the white rabbit.

    Sour wine in a new, unmarketable bottle. Films that have impressively elaborated on the human consciousness so far, involve, but are not limited to: Koyaanisqatsi (1982), Dark City (1998), The Thirteen Floor (1999), Inception (2010), Sucker Punch (2011), and, of course, the original Matrix Trilogy (1999 – 2003). Again, to name but a few. In The Matrix Resurrections, it becomes clear that the Matrix, for the people still living in the Matrix, was just a game, and the person who designed the game was no other than Thomas Anderson – a game designer working for a major company. In a meeting they have, the company’s CEO establishes that their parent company, the entertainment conglomerate corporation WarnerMedia, will go ahead with the “Matrix 4” game with or without them. “Originality” becomes the key point of the meeting. Ironically, this is exactly what The Matrix Resurrections lacks. In a nutshell, and spoiler-free summary, here are the major issues that The Matrix Resurrections suffers from:

    • Agent Smith’s character development has been upgraded to incomprehensible levels while his personality has been degraded—no disrespect to Jonathan Groff, as it is his character development’s fault, not his. If Hugo Weaving was offered the role, I can see why he gave it a pass.
    • The Analyst goes from God level to b*tch level within a few sequences, so he left me utterly bamboozled, a shocking inconsistency. Between him and the Architect, there’s no comparison whatsoever. Again, it’s not the actor’s fault (you’ll see who).
    • Morpheus is a pure downgrade. Remember the original Morpheus’ inspirational speech in Zion. If yes, stick to the memory; nothing like it here. It is understandable why Laurence Fishburne had nothing to do with it (even though his answer was cryptic).
    • Io: Again, remember the wild dance (and sex) in Zion after Morpheus’ speech? Io develops no connection with the audience whatsoever.
    • Neo’s and Trinity’s chemistry, albeit existing, is constricted by the narrative’s shallowness.
    • The choreography and fighting styles not only don’t stand out but also look fake. Everyone just fights the same way – one style fits all. Especially given that Keanu Reeves is portraying John Wick, the fight choreographer should have paid a lot more attention to the details.
    • Remember, upon the original trilogy’s release, how many of us ran to the music stores to buy the soundtrack CDs? Well, this is not the case here, either.

    I feel I need to stop before I annihilate everything about it. The bottom line is that nothing is memorable. It is forgettable. Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Ann Moss age like a good wine, but I wish I could say the same about the film. If anything stood out at all, that is Bugs! Jessica Yu Li Henwick should get all the praise. It feels like she is the only one who goes the extra mile for what she says and does, and her effort is my only takeaway after the end credits start scrolling down.

    Films are products of their time. Lana Wachowski’s The Matrix Resurrections not only lacks originality but also the mysticism of the original trilogy. It provides answers too soon, too fast, to trivial questions compared to those raised by the original Matrix (1999). It also lacks the original characters’ authenticity and passion and the narrative’s existential philosophy.

    Warner Bros has been using a hazardous distribution technique with its affiliated company HBO, distributing to both cinemas and HBO Max simultaneously. I guess as long as their parent company’s (AT&T) stock goes up, they don’t care as much about the films themselves. Welcome to the business of art. Or is it the art of business?

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    Don’t Look Up (2021)

    In a good news/bad news situation, two relatively unknown astronomers discover a comet, but they also go the extra mile to let everyone know that it will hit the Earth.

    Hilarious, depressing, and ultimately illuminating! Don’t Look Up cuts straight to the chase. A comet is about to hit the earth, and the government and people are in la-la land. For the first half an hour, I was wondering when the comedy would stop overshadowing the drama. But when all the characters and events were presented, I realised that this comedy would be camouflaging the drama throughout. Aristophanes “gave birth” to comedy in Athens in times when his city was suffering under the Spartan siege. “Satire”, “farce”, and “parody” are elements of comedy that ridicule and criticise people, society, and governments with the intention to raise awareness but also educate. And this is the kind of comedy Don’t Look Up is.

    The government is a joke, and the majority of the people they represent even more so. Writer/director Adam McKay condenses quite a few messages into his film but shows without telling that politics, social media, and tabloids are more important than life itself. Stupid shows and hosts, indifferent pop role models, and scandalous and moronic politicians all develop as part of the subplot that supports the comedy behind the horrific and dramatic plot, namely the extinction-level event that only surfaces human buffoonery.

    I particularly liked the parts that served as mockery of certain Hollywood apocalyptic films, capitalism, and the influence of lobbies on our society and government. The part that I particularly didn’t like was Ariana Grande’s concert sequence, which, in my opinion, cherished one of the things it successfully managed to trivialise minutes earlier: the indifferent pop role models. I can understand the antithesis it tried to create with the “rednecks”, but, for me, it ended up contradicting itself. Of course, the best part is actually the end. For obvious reasons, I cannot disclose it, but it is surely the appropriate denouement of the two-hour laughter and thrill that preceded it.

    McKay always manages somehow to assemble an incredible cast – here, five Oscar winners and two Oscar nominees: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Jonah Hill, Mark Rylance, and Timothée Chalamet. With them, Rob Morgan and Ron Perlman complete the diverse cast.

    There is so much one could say about films like this. Surely, it’s a great Netflix investment that some people will like and some people won’t. Ironically, a film that mocks capitalism/lobbyists, “influencers”, and uses a comet as a metaphor for the global warming is distributed by a colossal company and adored by social media addicts and people who couldn’t care less about the environment. Go figure! Maybe, “satire”, “farce” and “parody” actually describe the world we live in. I still believe there is hope, though.

    I very much hope you enjoy it, as well as this festive period. This is my last film review for 2021.

    P.S. I believe it was George Bernard Shaw who said: “If you want to tell people the truth, you’d better make them laugh, or they’ll kill you.”

    P.P.S. If I had to vote for the most hateable character, that would be Peter Isherwell. The things I could say about this guy… Marginally, in second place comes Jason Orlean.

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    A Million Little Pieces (2018)

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    On the brink of death, a young alcoholic and drug dependent is sent to rehab to confront his addictions but also the demons inside him.

    Realistic enough approach with no easy ways out. The opening sequence tells it all. It is the alpha and the omega of life as an addict. The beginning of life’s end as we know it. But the addict doesn’t. Not yet. Not until they die.

    Writer/director Sam Taylor-Johnson introduces James’ personal calamity in a pretty graphic way, but she clearly makes her point. Upon making it, though, she focuses on the calamity’s solution, the rehab, and sinks her teeth in it. The film’s strong suit is that it doesn’t make it easy, neither for the addicts involved nor for the audience. The visuals are visceral and don’t hold back because the narrative doesn’t. It is restricted as it starts from the end. The solution’s unbearable, soul-destroying strain starts unfolding the problem, in glimpses, backwards. Taylor-Johnson uses the days of addiction as a means to delay the resolution. Every time the audience thinks that James is making a step forward, she brings the past to the foreground as a moment of realisation that it will not be as easy as we would expect. Alas, we get to witness James making two steps backwards instead.

    As for writer/actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, admittedly, he has come a long way. From Kick-Ass (2010) to today, he’s proved to be a diverse actor who puts heart and soul into everything he’s been in, and A Million Little Pieces is no exception. My only distraction with portraying James Frey is that his physique doesn’t match a drug addict’s physique, so chances are that he didn’t want to give it up for the role – maybe lose a couple of pounds. His acting is strong, and he goes the extra mile on camera. Beside him, you can find David Dastmalchian, Billy Bob Thornton – shocking to see him being the sober one – as his mentor, and Odessa Young as James’ fellow messed up passenger in this horrendous journey. Giovani Ribisi deserves a special mention, for he keeps surprising everyone with his diverse performances. Particularly here, the things he says and does are shocking and add to the situation’s decadence. Combining the two sequences, the one in the shower and the other handing over his daughter’s number to James, his journey, with the end remaining unknown, is still complete.

    Overall, I felt for James’ journey despite the controversy surrounding the book after the real James Frey told the truth about it (I’m not going to go into it). It is one hell of a journey – or, more accurately, one journey through hell that definitely raises awareness.

    I very much hope you enjoy it, as well as this festive period.

    P.S. Juliette Lewis and Charlie Hunnam are in it as well, but I found their presence indifferent, so I’ll refer to them when I have something nice to say.

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    Encounter (2021)

    An ex-Marine runs away with his kids in the middle of the night in an attempt to save them from an extraterrestrial organism that takes over people.

    Captivating premise, convoluted and disoriented elaboration. Very intriguing opening sequence with interesting visuals that lead only to questions. An unknown number of people seem to have been infected by an extraterrestrial organism that arrived on Earth inside an asteroid. Although the connection between that and why Malik has taken the kids makes sense or should make sense, it is a head-scratcher. That is because the information is being given, at first, in a disjointed way.

    Answers kept coming as the narrative unfolded, but I couldn’t help but notice the mixed feelings I had during the process. It felt like while things were happening, nothing was happening. The soundtrack, the sound levels, Malik’s relationship with his boys, the subplot’s connection to the plot… The latter, especially, confronts, contrasts, and even contradicts the initial questions, raising yet another question: How bad is he? I say no more about the events, as spoilers are not allowed.

    Once all answers are given, the uncertainty and confusion are instantly replaced by transparency, and while that is meant to happen, the fact that the fog gets dissolved instantly disrupts the pace and rhythm. I can’t say with certainty if the script is causing it or the editing, but I’ll go with the script. Writer Joe Barton and writer/director Michael Pearce raise ambiguous feelings while developing both the characters and the story, and, admittedly, Jed Kurzel’s original music, albeit atmospheric, interacts with the visuals in a way that… cancels out the intended feelings. In all honesty, I am not sure what they were meant to be. This ambiguity is reflected in Riz Ahmed’s and Octavia Spencer’s performances, who look as bewildered by their utterances and actions.

    If I had to put my finger on it, I would say that the major cause of this is the epidermic approach to what is happening to (or with?) Malik. Again, I can’t anymore. Have a look for yourselves. I don’t regret watching it, but I’m glad I didn’t have any expectations. Maybe you’ll feel differently.

    I hope you enjoy it, as well as this festive period.

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    Dead End (2003)

    A family’s Christmas Eve trip to the in-laws becomes a nightmare in the middle of an endless, eerie forest.

    Dead End is so bad that it is amazing! Dead End is a cult! Dead End belongs to the pantheon of Christmas horrors for numerous reasons. Let’s see… In Dead End, you get to experience the worst decisions ever made by anyone in the history of horror films. Forget about going to the basement when one hears a sound. We are talking about a series of THE most horrendous decisions you’ve ever seen. Dead End is a character-driven film, so it is the characters that move the story forward, people that you definitely don’t want to be next to you if you were to experience any horrific situation. From a filmmaking point of view, it often looks like a student project, but given the narrative’s development, I don’t think anyone should pay serious attention to how writers/directors Jean-Baptiste Andrea and Fabrice Canepa have made it. The jump cuts are definitely the highlight, though.

    Regardless of how I have described it so far, we need to keep in mind that Dead End has turned 18, and maybe that’s why it feels outdated. It could have easily been an episode of The Twilight Zone (1959), so, in the end, most of what’s been said and done makes sense. Ray Wise and Lin Shaye (veterans in horror films) are great on-screen fighting couples, and both perform brilliantly. Alexandra Holden and Amber Smith are captivated by their presence.

    If you are looking for something horrific yet entertaining, maybe, that’s the one for you. I very much hope you enjoy it, as well as this festive period.

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    Winter’s Tale (2014)

    An ostensibly ordinary thief who finds out he is gifted with a miracle falls in love with a woman who dies in his arms and devotes his life to bringing her back.

    A good, old-fashioned love story told in a modern, allegorical way. I remember watching it for the first time years ago and didn’t really get some parts, but I do remember being moved by the storytelling. Admittedly, watching it now, I got more out of it, and the trick was not to pay attention to the details of how good, evil, destiny, and miracles work. It is what it is, and that is it. Once that is out of the way, the focus remains on the love story itself. Everything else mythologises our purpose on this Earth and, mystically, sets the cogs of love in motion.

    Jessica Brown Findlay stole the show for me as I found her utterly breathtaking. In an effort to be objective, though, all performances are exceptional: Colin Farrell as a destiny seeker, Russell Crowe as a psychopathic demon, and Jennifer Connelly as an actress, a woman, and a human being. With them, Eva Marie Saint, Graham Greene, Kevin Durand, William Hurt and Will Smith complete the superb cast. Smith is not even on the credits, and the only actor who knew about him being in the film was Crowe, who shared scenes with him. Awesome stuff! I need to say how amazing I find the casting process. Crowe and Connelly have worked previously in A Beautiful Mind (2001), Crowe and Durand have worked together in Robin Hood (2010) and Noah (2014), and writer/director Akiva Goldsman has all of them in previous projects as a writer.

    Goldman’s directorial debut could not be more sentimental. Steven Spielberg acquired the rights in 1983, shortly after Mark Helprin’s novel was released; Martin Scorsese was considered to direct it, and then numerous others, but, in the end, it just stayed on the shelf for years.

    Even though I’ve been “accused” of being a cynic in real life (multiple times), that kind of sentimentality seems appropriate and befitting these days. Chances are that neither angels nor demons set the rules on why, how, or how long we should live on this planet, and the same applies to destiny and miracles, but when I remember the phrase “what we know is a drop, what we don’t know is an ocean” I drown my cynicism into that ocean and enjoy possibilities however unreasonable they might seem.

    It’s Christmas, in the middle of the pandemic, so we need as many miracles and help as possible. From wherever or whoever that may be.

    I very much hope you enjoy it, as well as this festive period. Happy Christmas!!!

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    Black Christmas (2006)

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    On Christmas Eve, a group of sorority girls are getting murdered one by one by an escaped psychopath who used to live in their house as a kid.

    Blood, gore, incest, cannibalism, and sexualised females all up for the Christmas spirit. What can I say… Black Christmas is the poster child of standard Hollywood horror films that leave nothing to the imagination. All information is dumbed down and thoroughly explained, which speaks volumes regarding the audience it aims to address. Based on Roy Moore’s 1974 original script, writer/director Glen Morgan creates a film that does a colossal disservice to the original film and, unfortunately, drags everything and everyone down with him. IMDb classifies it just as horror, but the comedic elements cannot be hidden. If they were not meant to be comedic… well, they are anyway.

    I could name and number everything wrong with the film, but I won’t. It will be like kicking down a film that has already suffered atrocious reviews, and Morgan himself paid a hefty price for making this film. The only actress who made a successful career after Black Christmas is Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who still proves to be an absolute gem. Don’t take my word for it; see Kate (2021). Personally, I find Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe a gem that needs a lot more spotlight.

    Reportedly, Morgan disowned his own film and blamed the Weinstein brothers for it. If anything, that’s the only reason I’m glad it didn’t do well. Out of the four Christmas horrors I reviewed this festive period, this one comes by far fourth, with:

    • Dead End (2003) coming third,
    • Better Watch Out (2017) coming marginally second, and…
    • Krampus (2015) definitely coming first.

    I hope you enjoy this festive period! 

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    Better Watch Out (2017)

    When the parents decide to have a Christmas night out, they hire a babysitter for their teenage boy, but what seems to be a home invasion will make their night a living hell.

    The Christmas horror for the whole (15 and over) family. Expect something like Home Alone (1990) meets The Babysitter (2017). The premise, at first, is simple. The parents want a Christmas night out, so they hire the neighbourhood’s beautiful girl to babysit their teenage boy. They leave, and not long after, a home invasion shakes them to their core. From what I see, IMDb doesn’t disclose much, if anything, so I’ll make it deliberately generic and keep it as well spoilers-free.

    Very well structured both in terms of script and execution. Every character and the house with all its rooms have been introduced in less than ten minutes. The inciting incident is very well disguised and shocks when it reveals itself! From then on, there is a roller coaster of incidents that occur one after the other synchronised, not very well timed to keep it real, not too messy to confuse. Overall, in less than an hour and a half, Better Watch Out brutally entertains, horrifies, and leaves you in the end with wanting some more. Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, and Ed Oxenbould have amazing chemistry and shine in front of the camera. I wish I could say more, but I will stop here.

    Behind the camera, writer Zach Kahn and writer/director Chris Peckover create a mixed genre I particularly like. Comedy/horror is not easy to make. Being able to scare someone and make them laugh takes a lot of consideration and preparation, as these are polar opposite feelings. Blending them into a film, especially one that involves kids, imposes a risk on the filmmakers when pitching such a project to the producers and distributors. Why? The target audience is unclear to them, which means that it will be potentially unclear to the audience. And from what I read, it didn’t do particularly well. But don’t be alarmed by that. As I’ve said before a few times, especially this time of the year, this is the kind of fictional excitement we need from the comfort of our couch. The one outdoors is definitely the one that we neither want nor need.

    I very much hope you enjoy it, as well as this festive period.

    P.S. Olivia DeJonge and Ed Oxenbould play brother and sister in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Visit (2015).

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    Krampus (2015)

    While the whole extended family has gathered, a boy condemns Christmas and unwillingly summons the demon of the festive period.

    National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989) goes dark in 20′! The funny opening sequence with everyone desecrating the Christmas spirit leads to the troubled family at hand and the visit of their extended family that immediately amplifies the troubles. The comedy element so far prevails, and the kid’s wish becomes the necessary plot point that switches it to horror. Interestingly, IMDb does not classify Krampus as horror, but I’m sure it would be if any of our families were involved in a remotely similar situation.

    The moment the demon is introduced, Krampus turns dark, eerie, and atmospheric, offering immediately the vibe of a hopeless and desolating Christmas. Writer/director Michael Dougherty, the man behind Trick ‘r Treat (2007), manages once more to get into the spirit of the respective festive period and entertains us with balanced laughter, family gore and the incarnation of the brutal Austrian/German pagan demon and his minions. Evil teddy bear-type toys, angel ornaments, a Jack-in-a-box (that swallows kids), a robot, and numerous gingerbread cookie monsters offer pleasurable cinematic deaths and keep you company for over an hour and a half.

    Personally, my favourite sequence is Omi’s animated flashback. This is the kind of storytelling Tim Burton would be proud of. It is heartbreaking and annihilates human nature. Its message that the adults pass on the torch of darkness to the kids, and they carry it on only to do the same with theirs, cuts my breath.

    What the narrative’s evilness achieves is that both likeable and dislikeable characters become relatable to the audience. You cannot help but empathise even with the suffering of those who, initially, you wouldn’t mind if they got rid of from the beginning. No one, especially around Christmas, deserves to experience such family-level brutality. And this is where the “success” of films like Krampus is based: Christmas spirit massacre with a paradoxical message of hope. Pay close attention to the ending, as there are two ways to interpret it. Which one do you choose?

    So… Does Christmas romance depress you? Do Christmas comedies bore you? Does Christmas drama leave you indifferent? Well, try Christmas horror/comedy. Try Krampus! The answer to what if Santa went rogue (we’ve seen with Superman already).

    I very much hope you enjoy it, as well as this festive period.

    P.S. While watching the opening slo-mo sequence with everyone busting in and fighting over Christmas stuff like it’s the end of the world, I couldn’t help but imagine people in 2020 and toilet paper. You know what I mean…

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    Office Christmas Party (2016)

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    In an attempt to save the company’s branch from shutting down, its manager decides to close a deal by throwing a party that is blown out of proportion.

    Watched it for the third time and found it as hilarious! Act I: Every sequence is an introduction to the most surrealistic employee and manager you’ve ever met in your life! The plot point? Have a forbidden party that will seal the deal with the man who will save their company! This steadily paced first act lights up the fuse of a satirical bomb about to explode.

    Act II: The ostensibly boring party gets started, and this is where the calm begins before the storm begins. Admittedly, the fuse seems to be burning and burning for a while, with funny lines, shenanigans and other minor unexpected circumstances, but that is only the delay of the inevitable. The first part’s editing is considerably slower than the second as the party’s premise needs to be fully introduced. The snow machine, the Game of Thrones Iron Throne, the decorations, the booze, the trolleys, the staff, Jesus, the reindeer and horses… So, everything is blown out of proportion when the fuse is burnt! Eating, drinking, making out, printing off genitalia, throwing offices out of the window, reindeer drinking water from the toilets, orgies all over, burning the place down… That is THE Christmas office party we all wish we could have been in (and, arguably, keep working there after). Of course, act III is the expected and unsurprising resolution, but Office Christmas Party promises a lot of laughter and no twists. The finale is befitting and settles the intended scores.

    Directors/producers Josh Gordon and Will Speck bring to life the script of Justin Malen, Laura Solon, and Dan Mazer in the most Christmas-y, dirty way possible. Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, T.J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston, Kate McKinnon, Courtney B. Vance, Jillian Bell, Rob Corddry, Vanessa Bayer, Randall Park, Karan Soni, Jamie Chung, and all the rest of the cast and crew shine on camera and show no remorse for, arguably, their funniest appearances. Bateman is one of a kind; it is unbelievable that the same guy is in front and behind the camera in Ozark (2017 – 2022). I take my hat off to him. That was, by the way, his fifth collaboration with Jennifer Aniston.

    But I will leave my hat off for the editors Jeff Groth and Evan Henke. Always remember that what you see is the final cut of a film with numerous takes, numerous angles, and numerous parameters to consider when choosing the ‘right’ one. Christmas Office Party is inundated with funny lines and performances. Finding the ‘right’ cut at the ‘right’ moment during or after the line, but also thinking of the actor’s/actress’ performance is… hell! When the speaker speaks the line, the editor cuts to the listener’s reaction and for how long after the line is art! A small part of my research is on that, but I’m only giving some food for thought.

    I very much hope you enjoy it, as well as this festive period.

    P.S. upon wrapping up, all furniture and props (that remained intact) were donated to the Furniture Bank of Metro Atlanta, which donated them to homeless people and people who had suffered from domestic violence and moved into stable housing (source: IMDb).

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    Sputnik (2020)

    When a Soviet spaceship crash lands and its astronaut is taken to a secret facility, an unconventional scientist is called in to examine its sole survivor, who didn’t return entirely alone.

    Well-crafted sci-fi horror made in Russia. Ego Abramenko’s Sputnik has a horror/sci-fi vibe that levels with Hollywood blockbusters. As much as this is promising, it poses the following issue: If it were dubbed in English, it would be like watching a Hollywood film. And more specifically, the Alien franchise. The name relates to space exploration and the first artificial satellites Russia sent orbiting around the Earth. It also means ‘companion’ or ‘fellow traveller’, which refers to the alien organism the astronaut is carrying inside him (information provided by IMDb).

    By being shot, primarily at the Shemyakin-Ovchinnikov Institute of Bio-organic Chemistry in Moscow, the audience can get a good sense of Soviet architecture, but also its harshness, which is connected to the regime at the time. I very much enjoyed the first act and its slow-burn build-up, the plot point that connects to the main incident, and the narrative’s development until the first part of the second act. From then on, the action takes over, and even though the slaughter is appealing, it turns into a standard Hollywood-like film that is well-shot and well-edited, and that is it. What could I expect more? Drama and/or horror within the action. See Alien (1979); you cannot take your eyes off the chase because action, thriller, and horror blend in smoothly and, simultaneously, unexpectedly.

    The action is expected in Sputnik, but this doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t watch it. The visuals are impressive, the photography is dark, and the editing manipulates the information provided to a large extent. Oksana Akinshina does a great job as the unconventional scientist who struggles between science and politics and proudly holds the films on her shoulders. Go for it and, if anything, get a fresh take on the meaning of ‘blockbuster’.

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    The Protege (2021)

    When her mentor gets murdered, an assassin seeks revenge for the people behind the hit.

    Entertaining, yet nothing innovative. I don’t really like badmouthing films, but here we are – especially the ones that decent effort has been put into them. I’ll start with some positive feedback: Maggie Q. Maggie Q has proved to be a diverse actress, seen in dramas, action/adventures, and even horrors. Her acting skills extend beyond her fighting or modelling skills, and when the role demands it, she rises to the occasion.

    Unfortunately, The Protege is not one of these occasions. Director Martin Campbell, after two James Bond films and numerous other successful (or not) action/thrillers, does not meet today’s standards. The story itself is a cliché, with nothing substantial to offer to the genre, and the characters feel underdeveloped. Personally, I didn’t relate with anyone, and everything felt like a déjà vu from Luc Besson’s early films to today.

    I’ve said it numerous times before about action films, and I’ll say it again: From the moment films like John Wick (2014) and Atomic Blonde (2017) were released, the bar has been raised too high. Long shots are partially what cinematic realism stands for. Even though it is an extremely lengthy debate, the argument here is well-established: The action needs to be coherent, clear, and have duration to be believable and be perceived as ‘real’. The director needs to work with the fight coordinator, the actors, and the stunts in preproduction so, during principal photography, everyone knows where they need to stand, where they need to land, and develop the hand-to-hand combat. The editing does not cut it anymore – pun intended. The editing must establish continuity, not in every technique or counter-technique, but when the narrative demands it. Therefore, the info on the poster “From the studio that brought you John Wick…” sounds somewhat ironic. The film features Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Keaton but, as with the rest of the performances, don’t expect much.

    Unfortunately, again, the narrative here is something almost everyone has seen before, lowering the excitement to underground levels. It’s a shame, really.

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    Dark River (2017)

    Following her father’s death, a woman returns to the farm she grew up on after 15 years, but the reunion with her brother will have nothing but dire consequences.

    The hand-held camera and close-ups of Alice after the opening sequence speak volumes from the very beginning about her esoteric world. Upon her return to the farm and the siblings’ reunion, Ruth Wilson and Mark Stanley do a great job as estranged brother and sister, but the moment’s awkwardness, as well as the rest of the film’s pace and rhythm, are well-controlled by the editors Luke Dunkley and Nick Fenton. Writer/director Clio Barnard, a Yorkshire lass born and raised, works with the excellent cinematographer Adriano Goldman and delves into the personal drama Alice and Joe have to endure while simultaneously developing the tribulations of owning a farm nowadays. On one hand, their personal suffering seems impossible to deal with. While we get glimpses of the past, we can only imagine how hard it is for Alice to be back there. What we don’t know until much later on is how much Joe knows and how he positions himself in this predicament. Thus, we cannot fully comprehend the animosity between them.

    On the other hand, owning that farm and its innumerable troubles only escalates that tension. What ideally could have happened, what did happen, how it could have been dealt with, and how it was actually dealt with creates a family disaster of galactic proportions. That intensity is what describes the film. If I were forced to pick on something, that would be the fact that the tone is gloom and doom from beginning to end. As Dark River is mainly a drama, I would expect it to give some hope before it takes it back. Instead, it keeps slowly and steadily taking it, leaving you bereft. Hence, the narrative’s element of surprise is lost there as, from a certain point on, you know that every new sequence you are about to watch will be yet another disastrous encounter between the siblings.

    Don’t be discouraged by that, though. Dark River is the poster child of British indie cinema, and it only evokes emotions from relatable stories and characters and surfaces real dramas that take place in the world that you and I live in. Watch it and get to know England so much differently from the films that open with an aerial shot of London, shot wherever else after that, and dive into banalities that allegedly describe England. Dark River combines cinematic realism and the English countryside, free of stereotypes and clichés.

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    Antlers (2021)

    In a quiet town in rural Oregon, a troubled middle-school teacher and her sheriff brother investigate a series of brutally murdered people only to be led to the awakening of an ancient creature.

    Drama, horror, and mystery in a perfect balance! I’ve been waiting for this film for a long time! Three years, to be precise! With Scott Cooper behind the camera – Crazy Heart (2009), Out of the Furnace (2013), Black Mass (2015), Hostiles (2017) – Keri Russell, and Jesse Plemons in front of the camera, and, among others, David S. Goyer and Guillermo Del Toro wearing the producers’ hat, how could I not? And the waiting was well worth it! It’s a case where Hollywood defies its own (uptight) rules, throws the textbook away, and finally gets it right. There is no fast-paced editing that confuses, no cardboard cut-out characters, and no unnecessary jump-scares to compensate for the lack of narrative.

    Antlers is the horror you must watch to appreciate the slow-burn character and story development that only aims to stimulate your emotions and not undermine your intelligence. Goyer is a master of thrill (most of his DC work excluded), Del Toro is a master of storytelling, and Russell and Plemons are excellent actors. The result is precisely what you would hope for. Admittedly, I found the ending, even though not anticlimactic… a bit flat! It quickly resolved a terrifying build-up. I had high hopes it amounted to something as visceral as the first and second acts up to that point – pun intended. But don’t let that stand in your way.

    Based on the short story “The Quiet Boy” by Nick Antosca, Antlers is the kind of film where the plot relies on the subplot to support it. The personal, unspeakable drama supports the horror unleashed onto these people, and, even though one can exist without the other as separate entities, together they combine forces, pin you down, and cut your breath with the element of unpredictability and the uncertainty of who is worse: mythical, monstrous forces… or us…

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    Copshop (2021)

    A ‘fixer’ gets deliberately arrested to escape a hired killer, but when the killer does the same and both end up in opposite cells, all hell breaks loose.

    Cheery, yet dark action flick with a great on-screen duo. When you see Gerald Butler and Frank Grillo (also producers here) in an action/crime/thriller, it’s meant to be promising. And it is. The first act’s light mood, even though it’s not really a smokescreen, per se, is misleading. The mood gets darker as Viddick and Murretto unfold why they ended up in that sub-floor detention block. Successfully humorous acting precedes Lamb’s pending massacre (you’ll find out who he is) and tricks into thinking that it’s all gonna be funny one-liners. Well, I say no more…

    Other than Grillo and Butler, I must emphasise the amazing performances given by Alexis Louder, Chad L. Coleman, and Toby Huss. Their contribution makes all the difference in the world. Having said that, Copshop is one of those films that no one will talk about in the foreseeable or unforeseeable future, but… it will most definitely get you through the night. The pace and rhythm are just about right, there is a Desperado (1995) feel, a Dirty Harry (1971) feel, and a Dollars Trilogy feel that create a modern spaghetti standoff. Writer/producer/director Joe Carnahan is an expert on fast-paced action/thrillers – Smokin’ Aces (2006), Boss Level (2020), Wheelman (2017) – and with either or all three hats on his head, manages to perfectly balance the humour, the action, and the thrill for about an hour and forty minutes.

    I definitely recommend Copshop as this is the kind of fictional excitement we need from the comfort of our couch. The one outdoors is definitely the one that we neither want nor need.

    Also, Carnahan is currently directing the remake of The Raid (2011), and I look forward to watching the final cut. And by acquiring the rights for the American film partially funded The Raid 2 (2014) – awesome stuff!

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    Minamata (2020)

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    Life magazine sends photographer Eugene Smith to Japan to document the atrocious effect of mercury poisoning on the people of Minamata.

    A must-see! Johnny Depp’s performance is the real deal, but this is not why you need to watch this. Let me get it out of the way because many may focus on that, but that shouldn’t be the focus point. Depp’s performance is as intriguing as it is compelling, and I will add that Hiroyuki Sanada’s presence is purely explosive! Now…

    The opening shot takes your breath away and keeps the brutal and cruel promise it makes. Writer/Producer/Director Andrew Levitas fought tooth and nail to get Minamata released after premiering at the 2020 Berlin International Film Festival. Depp’s court case forced pushing the release date back, but the long wait was definitely worth it.

    The first half an hour is about the inevitable: Eugene Smith will accept the job and live up to the name he once had. Once that is out of the picture, the struggle of Minamata’s people immediately becomes the relatable focus point, starting with the poisoned boy taking the camera off Smith’s hands. Every person affected and depicted after him becomes the audience’s struggle to breathe properly as cinematographer Benoit Delhomme’s lens captures their unspeakable drama with respect and understanding. Every shot becomes, indeed, a thousand words of unbearable burden.

    There is so much I could say about the film’s pace and rhythm and every actor’s / actress’ devotion to the project. Still, I’ll deliberately generalise and claim that films like Minamata are the reason cinema exists. Cinema is entertainment but also, like any other form of art, the means to express how artists perceive the world. ‘Science fiction’ holds truths about mankind with direct or subliminal messages hidden in the narrative. ‘Horror’, in its own respect and among others, reveals sides of ourselves that we could never admit about our nature. Minamata exists to disclose both sides of mankind that disgust us but also make us want to cry with what we can accomplish, but we have yet the chance (or will) to do so.

    I know these on-screen kids didn’t suffer from a disease caused by mercury, but my breath was cut short, and I felt like bursting into tears, nonetheless. However, I believe it is the kind of immense influence cinema has. Cinematic magic is the one I always allowed myself to believe in as a kid, and it is the one that has made me get through life itself.

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    V/H/S/94 (2021)

    The broadcast of a mysterious, cultish, pre-recorded VHS tape will force a SWAT team to raid a labyrinthic building that is connected to horrific events happening in numerous places.

    The VHS tradition continues with the mystery, the horror and the perversion maintained at the same levels. The structure is fascinating; a story of a horrific raid becomes the anchor for several interweaving stories. A monstrous deity worshipped by vagrants in the sewers of America, an undead coming out of his coffin throughout a perfect storm, a modern Indonesian Dr. Frankenstein who creates anthropoids, and a paramilitary group of white supremacists that have captured a vampire… are all connected to a raid that raises hell, defies reason, and twists the human psyche.

    Every story has its merits, quirks, foibles, and horrific charm. Bear in mind that the VHS franchise is the poster child of low-budget horror that solely aims to scare, always to entertain, and never to deceive. Simon Barrett, Steven Kostanski, Chloe Okuno, Ryan Prows, Jennifer Reeder, and Timo Tjahjanto put their heart and soul into it and do their best to make you forget the real-life horrors and suck you into the sphere of paranormal, paranoia, and obscure darkness.

    If I were to pick something that didn’t seem befitting, that would be the ending. Personally, I felt a bit let down as I didn’t fully get how it came down to that, and, honestly, I was expecting something more ‘twisty’. That’s just me, though. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I can’t wait for the next one to be released.

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    Voice from the Stone (2017)

    A nurse is called to an old mansion in Italy to aid a boy who stopped talking after his mother died.

    As they say, you can make a bad film from a good script, but you can never make a good film from a bad script. Even though I won’t claim that the script is bad, I will claim that its flow is substantially problematic. From what I read, the script’s development was stuck for years, and Verena’s role passed from Maggie Gyllenhaal to Olga Kurylenko to, eventually, Emilia Clarke. As you can see, if the script solely relies on beauty to evoke the desired feelings, it is doomed to fail. Emilia Clarke, besides her striking beauty, is a fine actress. However, her character is flat, and she cannot save it despite her decent efforts. Unfortunately, the same applies to everyone else involved.

    Speaking of flat, that’s what the story is, too. Nothing’s happening for the most part, no matter how hard you want to. Michael Wandmacher’s beautifully composed suspenseful music accompanies a narrative that is anything but. While rendered mostly monotone, Peter Simonite’s haunting photography offers a cold, foggy and mysterious atmosphere throughout most of the film, cautiously ‘warming’ it when the narrative dictates. Be it as it may, chances are that Eric D. Howell’s film let you down, unfortunately. It is a shame, really, as adopting European filmmaking standards and neglecting the influences from overseas provides excellent potential.

    As much as I enjoy watching Clarke naked – every time – I believe that she needs to have a word with her manager about how many films she is going to appear nude. I repeat I am not complaining, but she may need to reconsider for her career’s sake. Films like Voice from the Stone are, as aforementioned, doomed to fail as their target audience is unspecified, and so are their appealing criteria. Hence, projects like this keep changing hands over the years and end up like a creative purée where everyone has stuck their fingers.

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    Willy’s Wonderland (2021)

    An eccentric, silent man of unknown origin is lured into cleaning up an abandoned funhouse inhabited by deadly animatronics.

    Great fun for some members of the family – the adults, if you didn’t get it. I mean, check the logline. Is spaghetti horror a thing? Well, writer G.O. Parsons and director Kevin Lewis most definitely treat it that way, and they want to make sure that, under no circumstances, you take Willy’s Wonderland seriously. The inciting incident takes place right off the bat, and The Janitor’s introduction – the one and only Nicolas Cage – promises one helluva ride. Minutes into the film, once everyone else has been introduced and you realise you don’t really care about who lives and dies, you sit back, relax, and eagerly wait for actor and co-producer Cage to do what he does best: wreak havoc! Of course, accompanied by his extraordinary grimaces.

    Inspired by Pale Rider (1985) and Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988), Lewis decides to go berserk on the funhouse, turning it into a slaughterhouse of psychopathic animatronics versus a psychopathic janitor and a group of millennials caught in the middle. Overall, I didn’t find any particular gruesome murder capable enough to stand out. Also, the comedy genre massively overshadows the horror, making one wonder how the script was green-lit to begin with. The obvious and only answer is none other than… Nicolas Cage. His co-star, Emily Tosta, has a strong presence in the film and lightens up the shots every time she’s in. I look forward to seeing her on more projects.

    Anyway, the contrast between soundtrack and visuals is the most enjoyable part of the film — and Cage, yes — and it only lasts an hour and twenty-five minutes. Enough time to forget your life’s problems and go to bed.

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    Tone-Deaf (2019)

    A woman down on her luck decides to rent a house in the countryside for the weekend only to find out that it belongs to a psychopath.

    Entertaining, scary, and surrealistically crazy! I bet you’ve heard about these two types of films: character-driven and story-driven. Well, this is one helluva crazy character-driven comedy/horror by Richard Bates Jr., who did his absolute best to gather and develop characters you would only think of if you were on dope. Honestly, it’s one of those films that you don’t know how or why to suggest it to anyone, yet you do.

    Like quite a few other horrors lately, Tone-Deaf (or Killer Instinct?) focuses on the Grand Canyon-size gap between the Millennials and the old-fashioned, not politically correct people. It makes fun of both by breaking the fourth wall and using monologues that are meant to make you think but also entertain you. Do they achieve that, though? Yes and no. They set the foundation of contemplation but don’t delve into it, and consequently, they end up unnoticeable.

    I enjoyed it for the most part, especially some anecdotal parts, such as the sequence in the Tinder guy’s place (no spoilers), but I was disappointed with the ending. I found the second act’s last dialogues childish, rushed, and out of character. Surely, that could have been improved, but most definitely wasn’t. Anyway, it’s a film that will take your mind off things. Robert Patrick’s and Amanda Crew’s performances are pretty enjoyable, and they make quite the team as the villain and anti-heroine, respectively.

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    Awake (2021)

    When the power goes down globally inexplicably, and no one can sleep, a mother is tasked with leading her daughter, the only person who can sleep, to a hub in search of a potential cure.

    A suspenseful story with anticlimactic execution. I’ll cut to the chase. Gina Rodriguez does a great job as a struggling mother who does what needs to be done. Undeniable! She’s a brilliant actress and deserves a lot of praise. Actually, Rodriguez and story writer Gregory Poirier deserve all the praise in the film.

    Unfortunately, the story’s development to a script and Mark Raso’s directing proved problematic. In reality, all the obstacles the mom and the kids have to face would have been next to impossible. But in Raso’s Awake, solutions are easily found to the point of a gimmick, and horror fans don’t like easy ways out.

    Problems, though, start way before that as the global catastrophe just happens, and its symptoms just spread with nothing building up in the process, keeping the suspense (just) at the lowest possible level. Once again, Rodriguez’s performance saves parts of the film, but despite her efforts, its anticlimactic narrative damages an otherwise good story. Mainly, I blame Netflix! They have all the money in the world and could have overseen the script and its plot holes before they green-lit it.

    If I go on, I’ll probably start talking about the clichéd American reactions and emotional responses to certain stimuli as well as how the numbers don’t add up with the mom’s age and the kids’ and the subplot. So, I’ll stop here and hope that Raso’s next film will avoid all of the aforementioned and Rodriguez will star in an existential drama that will fully unfold her thespian skills.

    P.S. For a proper parent’s struggle throughout a global catastrophe (and obviously main influence of Awake), see The War of the Worlds (2005).

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    Titane (2021)

    In a time where a series of unresolved crimes is on the rise, a go-go dancer with a metal plate fitted into her head runs away, only to be found by a tortured fire chief who accepts her as his son.

    France’s official submission for the ‘Best International Feature Film’ category of the 94th Academy Awards in 2022 aims to shock with raw violence and perversion and not to please with aesthetics. The one filmmaker who could truly shock people by blending sci-fi, body horror, sexuality, and profoundly perplexed personalities is David Cronenberg, who never made it to the Oscars. Consequently, that kind of violence and perversion doesn’t seem new to me, and as much as I enjoyed the film, I can’t see how all these nominations and wins occurred. As for the Oscars, it’s been years that I don’t understand how the nominations and the awards are given, even though I’ve done thorough research on it. You see, theory and practice don’t always match, and I’ve given up on Hollywood’s moronic policies, moral and social indecisiveness, and corruption.

    Anyway, back to Titane, Julia Ducournau‘s provocative lens starts right off the bat with no warning whatsoever. And, no, I’m not referring to the dance or the homosexuality;  I couldn’t care less. It’s not even the sex with the car. It is Alexia’s inclination for murder. Docurnau’s lens focuses on Alexia’s effortlessness to take multiple human lives and showcases it as easy as the murders themselves. And as much as I don’t see where most of the nominations came or are coming from, the fact that Agathe Rouselle only got that one nomination is shocking! Roles like these make or break actors/actresses, but most definitely attract attention. Regardless, I truly believe she deserves a lot of ‘trophies’.

    From then on, the narrative’s perversion takes a different form in that of a man who accepts her as his son and their sick relationship. I wish I could tell you more, but you’ll get no spoilers from me. See for yourselves and make up your minds. I will conclude by expressing my admiration for Docurnau’s natural ability to capture the unnatural. You wouldn’t have been surprised if you had watched her previous work, Raw (2016). Should you haven’t, you should. By the way, I couldn’t detect the ‘sci-fi’ genre, and judging by the characters, I would probably replace it with ‘fantasy’.

    I admire her as a filmmaker, and that is not due to her close-ups, the DePalma split shots, or even her films that much. It’s because she’s a fantastic storyteller. She knows what kind of story she wants to tell, and she knows how to tell it without hesitation. Love or loathe it, Palme d’Or worthy or not, accept it for what it is.

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    Old (2021)

    A luxurious resort sends a cohort of families to a secluded beach where, inexplicably, they rapidly get older.

    Mixed feelings over a simple premise. Starting with the narrative, During Act I, nothing’s happening, and the lack of an inciting incident negatively impacts the film’s pace and rhythm. By definition, that creates a tremendous contrast with the second act, in which everything happens. Act II is… death! People are dropping like flies, and all you know is that that beach is making everyone… old. But there is more to it as certain wounds heal, others worsen, and so on. So, stick to the end to see what Act III has in store for you.

    From a directing point of view, M. Night Shyamalan is in full control of his camera and its movement. He takes charge of what to disclose or not to disclose, why, and, most importantly, how to deal with either case. There are exciting crane shots and tracking shots, and Hitchcock zooms in on moments where age abnormality incidents are about to occur. The second act is where he patiently builds up the suspense and horror to lead to the climactic night.

    Shyamalan, based on Pierre Oscar Lévy’s graphic novel ‘Sandcastle’ and heavily influenced by Luis Buñuel’s satire The Exterminating Angel (1962), wrote the script before the pandemic hit but shot the film right in the middle of it. Making sure that all precautions were taken, he, the crew, and the cast were stunned by the similarities of what they were shooting and the effects the pandemic had in the world (especially last year). After all, Old deals with isolation (lockdown), the roots of death (virus), the fear of infection, and the way out of this tragedy. Surprisingly immaculate timing, indeed. Speaking of the cast: Gael García Bernal, Vicky Krieps, Rufus Sewell, Abbey Lee, Ken Leung, Amuka-Bird, Aaron Pierre and the rest of the cast do a great job portraying their characters, adding their performances to Shyamalan’s vision. Embeth Davidtz gets a separate mention, as I’m biased (I admit it) and find her amazing in everything she’s been in.

    Other than the aforementioned influences, Shyamalan said he originally wanted to get involved with this project due to his parents getting old and personal phobias of his. Be it as it may, I bought and read Lévy’s ‘Sandcastle’ as, admittedly, I was unaware of – and I was really interested in observing the differences. The adaptation is remarkable, and I take my hat off to both Lévy for grasping this concept and Shyamalan for bringing it to life. There is something I noticed, though, that I believe in Old became a fainted subplot when, I believe, it should have been, arguably, the main plot: Life is too short! I know it sounds cliché, but it is! And the pandemic made (most of) us rethink and rearrange our priorities in life. And not only is it too short, but whatever problems we think we may have now, these problems will be amplified as the years pass. And all we will be left with is remorse for everything we never tried, reminiscence, and one last chance for redemption. Maybe think about that while watching it.

    Of course, this is Hollywood, and this is Shyamalan, so the result has to be somewhat fancy, and there has to be a twist. Personally, I didn’t find the twist so impactful, as it raised some questions that led me to plot holes. Overall, I found it intriguing, though, and I highly recommend it despite its flaws. I hope you enjoy it and that it makes you think about life after the end credits start scrolling down.

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    Dune (2021)

    The House of Atreides moves to planet Arrakis to protect the most precious resource of existence, but yet another interstellar feud among the Houses is about to begin.

    Yet another feud, yet another cinematic achievement from Denis Villeneuve! A phantasmagorical Part 1 that will impress even the hardest ones to please! Dune has it all: the solid script and acting, the state-of-the-art visuals and sounds, Hans Zimmer’s epic soundtrack, the extraordinary photography, the controlled pace and rhythm… everything!

    Villeneuve did not become a slave to the original source – Frank Herbert’s already excellent novel – but respected it, visualised it in a way no one has done before, and materialised it like no one has done before. While watching it, I couldn’t help but wonder: did I ever imagine in the early 90s, while playing the game, that I would watch Dune, a film of that magnitude, on the big screen? Yet, here I am, having watched it… ready already for Part Two.

    One may notice the numerous liberties taken in adapting the film. Still, we must remember that film is a visual medium and that an adaptation is a product of its era (think from societal needs and restrictions to VFX). And Villeneuve’s liberties work like a Swiss watch. See, for example, the fighting styles: As per IMDb, Fight Coordinator Roger Yuan gave the House of Harkonnen ancient Mongolian fighting skills and the House of Atreides Filipino fighting skills, a visual result that matches the nature of the two Houses. The same applies to the costume design, which doesn’t resemble the book’s descriptions, yet every costume encapsulates the status of each house.

    The all-star cast comprises Timothée Chalamet, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Isaac, Jason Momoa, Josh Brolin, Javier Bardem, Sharon Duncan-Brewster, Zendaya, Stellan Skarsgård, Chang Chen, Dave Bautista, Charlotte Rampling, and more. An excellent cast that shines in front of the camera. My only issue with Hollywood, and not the film in particular, is that everyone has to be attractive. Everyone could as well be a model on an underwear or a fragrance poster. But whatever… I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve brought that up.

    Every department, every cinematic technique applied, everything you see and hear… can be thoroughly analysed individually but also collectively. And either for research or purely informative purposes, researchers and columnists, respectively, will write extensively about Dune. For now, you need to turn off the lights, turn down your phones, turn up your sound system, and enjoy a unique cinematic experience.

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    Lamb (2021)

    On a remote farm in Iceland, a childless couple treats an abnormal newborn sheep as their baby.

    Rightfully, the highest-grossing Icelandic film to date, and most definitely not for everyone! Starting as an impressive horror, with the sheep’s synchronised and guided movements stealing the show, the sequence cuts off abruptly, raising a lot of question marks (even though so does the rest of the film). From then on, the mystery takes over when the appearance of the bipedal baby girl-sheep becomes a naturally accepted family member. This is the biggest part of the film, so keep that in mind. Let me rephrase: over a good, solid hour occupies a normality that is anything but normal. In this act, the narrative’s simplicity and the slow editing render Lamb not for everyone. Yet, this is the part where you need to be patient because this normally presented abnormality serves a purpose that will not be directly revealed to you at all. So, as I said, be patient and enjoy, arguably, the best cinematography of the year – Eli Arenson.

    Here are a few production details that you might find interesting. As per IMDb, Noomi Rapace had to brush up on the Icelandic language since she spent some years there as a child. What’s more, prior to principal photography, she spent some time on an Icelandic farm, actually learning how to help sheep give birth. Finally, Lamb is the ‘Official submission of Iceland for the “Best International Feature Film” category of the 94th Academy Awards in 2022.

    It is an excellent feature debut from director Valdimar Jóhannsson, who makes it really hard for me to provide my interpretation of Lamb without spoiling it for you. I’ll just say that issues such as overcoming sorrow, pursuing happiness, and beating loneliness/solitude in the vastness of an unforgiving nature are Herculean labours individually, much less collectively. Sometimes, we say: ‘If I were in his/her shoes, I would…’ but the undeniable truth is that we never really know what we would have done if we faced someone else’s suffering. So maybe, just maybe, sit in silence for a while and try to understand how other people cope and why they cope the way they do because if God forbid, something similar were to happen to us, the tables would turn. And then people would judge the only way it seems natural for us to cope…

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    Snatchers (2019)

    A teenage girl has sex for the first time and wakes up the next day pregnant with an alien who wants to multiply and conquer the world.

    Funny and entertaining, that’s it! Starting with living, breathing high school clichés, I couldn’t see how this would be promising. Boy, am I glad to be wrong. Snatchers might not be horror per se but, as aforementioned, it is funny and highly entertaining! Mary Nepi, Gabrielle Elyse, J.J. Nolan, Austin Fryberger, Rich Fulcher, and Ashley Argota are nailing their parts and under the meticulous guidance of the directors Stephen Cedars and Benji Kleiman, who are in full control of every shot they’ve taken, and through ‘snappy’ editing, they control the narrative’s pace and rhythm throughout all acts. I know it’s not a film that has been or will be discussed, but films like Snatchers highly indicate that editing defines principal photography. In other words, postproduction starts in preproduction, however convoluted that may sound.

    There is so much to say about specific filmmaking details, just like the one mentioned above, but honestly, I find no reason to implicate film theories when you can just enjoy it without my verbosity. It makes one wonder about the reasons behind certain malicious reviews when even just watching the trailer, you know what you signed up for. The script’s nonsensical trajectory makes actually sense as it adds to the non-believability which is actually intentional and slyly parodies similar actual horror films that most of us have grown up with.

    To sum it up, Snatchers is great fun, especially for millennials but not only. Don’t take it seriously as, again, intentionally, it doesn’t take seriously itself. Something that I actually prefer to self-righteous and self-important films that aim to pseudo-philosophise, be wannabe didactic, or end up being pedantic. Based on the 2015 6-minute homonymous short film by the same directors and main actors, Snatchers earns its stripes in the comedy/horror pantheon, and I look forward to watching Kleiman’s and Cedars’ next project. Remember, the comedy-horror balance is not written in stone, and it takes a whole village to be achieved.

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    Kate (2021)

    A female assassin races against time to find out and kill the person who poisoned her and whoever else stands in her way.

    Great fun (not) for the whole family! First, the bad news: It’s not an original script! It’s been done before in numerous variations, so it won’t shock you with its lack of authenticity. Now, for the good news…

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead kicks a$$! She’s a very talented actress, an extremely gorgeous woman, and Kate proves that there is no role she cannot take on. Her performance is remarkable, and I couldn’t help but notice her astonishing similarity with Ripley – arguably the greatest bada$$! Combined, later on, with the red eye and the half-damaged face… (you’ll see!) Speaking of great performances, Miku Patricia Martineau deserves an extra round of applause for her fearless performance! Woody Harrelson and Jun Kunimura add quality to the film by just appearing in it, and no matter what I say, it will not make them look greater than they already are.

    The fight scenes, however choreographed, are a match for the John Wick franchise, and Winstead does her absolute best to add (pseudo)realism to what usually doesn’t really look convincing. My hat off to the choreographers and the stunts that make her look even more remarkable and make something so ugly (that kind of fighting, not professional) look so beautiful.

    Umair Aleem and Cedric Nicolas-Troyan manage to write and direct, respectively, a great action flick that, surprisingly, evokes the desired feelings. Now, that is authentic! To watch a film like Kate and before, during, and after the action scenes, you feel, at times, that your heart skips a beat and your breath is short. I’ve said it numerous times: no genre can stand alone without drama. Even comedy. Especially comedy, actually. See King of Comedy (1982) if you have any doubts. Nicolas-Troyan and Winstead will make you feel for Kate as a character and as a film. Highly recommended!

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    Halloween Kills (2021)

    Michael Myers escapes from the trap he was led into and kills whoever stands in his way in the town of Haddonfield.

    David Gordon Green and Danny McBride keep the legend alive and perpetuate the thrill of Michael Myers. Great almost 20′ investment to introduce new characters and resurface some of the old ones. That’s also a great way to bridge the past and the present and move on to what will happen. The first massacre was a bit too “Hollywood” for me; too fast, too bloody… something like an out-of-context standoff that the filmmakers felt like throwing in. Before I even managed to process it properly, though, the home invasion sequence was more vicious than expected. I mean… vicious!

    After that, there is just a roller coaster of death! Haddonfield’s suppressed fear turns into exasperation; people men up and women up, respectively, and everyone gets their sequence of blood and gore. None of them couldn’t be bloodier; some are funnier than others, some are suspenseful and others not at all, but, ultimately and most importantly, Laurie Strode is back! 43 years later, Jamie Lee Curtis is still on the ball, believing in her character and John Carpenter’s original vision and comes back swinging with everything she’s got. Carpenter himself puts the producer’s hat on and immensely contributes to the horror’s perpetuation. The excerpts from his original films make all the difference in the world. Onto two crucial points, now…

    One of the franchise’s forgettable and non-canon Halloween timelines explains that Myers is not mortal on Halloween day and that he’s been taken over by a demon, and that’s why he is, ostensibly, unstoppable. Remember that that’s the only explanation ever given, until now, about Myers’ mortality. Green and McBride, though, offer a different and vague explanation of Halloween Kills. See for yourselves and interpret it however, you feel like it. It is open to interpretation anyway. I found it more philosophical than literal, but I can’t wait to hear what other people think of Laurie’s theory.

    Then, I feel there is something else that needs to be addressed. It is an underrated issue that has gone largely unnoticed. The importance of Michael’s mask. His face has not yet been disclosed, and why it is so important to him to have it on constantly. As you may be aware, I host a podcast on horror, and my next interview with the incredible psychologist Michelle Satchwell will reveal undisclosed much information about the role of masks in the horror genre, their effectiveness, and where everything derives from. Stay tuned for more…

    There are so many production details to discuss, but hey, it’s Halloween week, so all you need to do is enjoy it yourselves out there in the real world. If you decide to stay in and turn the lights off, enjoy a good night in, with Myers finding new ways to crawl under your skin. Horror should only be enjoyable in books, on the small or big screen. If you are out and about…

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    The Night House (2020)

    After her husband dies, a woman starts dreaming of people and places that reveal secrets that should have been left buried with him.

    I’ll start with the very obvious: Rebecca Hall is amazing at anything she’s in. She’s a phenomenal actress who deserves every praise. Here, she’s wearing the executive producer’s hat as well, so more ‘congratulations’ are in order. On to the story now…

    The film’s best part is that it slowly and gradually builds up the suspense. It spreads the “crumbs” so delicately that it informs, to a certain extent, misleads while, at the same time, keeping you on your toes. For example, the scene is haunting when Beth falls asleep on Claire’s lap. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Wait until the end and see where these “crumbs” lead. Writers Ben Collins and Luke Piotrowski prepare a great finale for their already well-developed story, and director David Bruckner envisions it in an, honestly, unique and original way. Bruckner seems to always find ways to project human phobias in ways that shock and mesmerise at the same time. But don’t take my word for it. Watch his previous films, such as VHS (2012), Southbound (2015), and The Ritual (2017), and see for yourselves. He’s a brilliant director with so much to offer to the horror genre. Can’t wait for his next project.

    Definitely, go for it! It’s a refreshing change for the genre, using mainly practical effects and deviating from the standard Hollywood clichés that have damaged horror films, thankfully, not irreparably. An extra round of applause to the actors Sarah Goldberg and Vondie Curtis-Hall for their amazing support. You will not know what to look for, which is why you will not see it coming. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Happy Halloween!

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    Malignant (2021)

    A woman starts having horrible nightmares that turn out to be visions of actual violent crimes in which she is unwillingly involved.

    Amazing opening shot followed by an hour and fifty minutes of Hollywood dumbness. I hate writing about films this way, especially horror films. I’ve said it numerous times. Horror fans might be somewhat eccentric and geeks, but we are not dumb! James Wan, especially New Line Cinema, should know and respect that. Even though the story is decent, its development is dumb, the character development is beyond understanding and that should stop! Let me rephrase: it should have stopped a long time ago. “Jump Scares” is a tool for narrative, not a narrative pattern, to build a whole film on. The same applies to the cardboard cut-out characters that no one can empathise with.

    Why is it that you hear the word ‘dumb’ and its permutations again and again? Because a solid narrative does not rely on constant music to evoke the desired emotions and feelings. That applies to every genre, in this instance, though, for both the drama and the horror unfolding in the story. Take Winnie, for example, a Hollywood typical. Ingrid Bisu, often cast by Wan, is a wonderful woman (and actress), and she pretends to be a geek who the person she has a crush on won’t even consider looking her that way. Also, she seems like a cat person who can’t find love. PLEASE! Honestly, name one girl who looks like that, is a geek, and cannot find someone (she co-wrote it, by the way).

    James Wan is a solid director. I especially love his tracking shots and his use of close-ups. But it’s not enough, though. Malignant’s script is full of plot holes, and that shows so much more on the big screen. And no filmmaking technique or decent acting can make that right. I wish I could be less harsh on the film, but trust me, I’m already holding my punches.

    P.S. OK, the prison and police station sequences were gruesomely entertaining!

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    Tsotsi (2005)

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    When a young gangster commits a crime he never expected, he experiences emotions he never had before.

    Mise-en-scene and editing enhance the narrative, moving the story forward and emphasising the pain but also hope. Tsotsi, which, from what I read, means “thug” in Johannesburg slang, was the rightful Oscar winner for Best Foreign Language Film of the Year in 2006!

    When I first watched it back then, I may have had no idea about who Gavin Hood was, or may not have known about films what I know now, or even could not understand what I understand now about South Africa’s torment… but still, I was filled with tears in the end while watching it mouth agape. Tsotsi is the torn (anti)hero’s journey that will make you hate him, feel for him, and then be left with so many mixed feelings, rethinking of Boston’s “decency” – and “redemption” (my addition). Megan Hill’s editing plays a tremendous role in narratives such as this, as it paces the audience’s emotions and defines the film’s rhythm. It is a masterclass! There are so many more technical details that I could urge you to pay attention to, but no need. Let the film speak to you.

    I was fresh out of the special forces back then, and, to a certain extent, Tsotsi helped me reevaluate certain aspects of life. That is the power of cinema, and, like every other form of art, it is part of our lives, affecting it in ways we could never predict or plan. As much as I liked Hood’s Official Secrets (2019), Tsotsi remains my all-time favourite of his. Last but not least, Presley Chweneyagae’s realistic incarnation of Tsotsi will make you forget he is acting. Enjoy the thrill!

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    My Son (2021)

    After suspecting that his son has been kidnapped, a father does everything in his power to find him.

    A parent’s worst fear depicted in a sorrowful yet mysterious way. James McAvoy could not be a mediocre actor even if he tried his best. The guy is phenomenal! His acting is out of this world. Writer/director Christian Carion, who adapted his own homonymous film My Son (2017), applied the same technique he did back then: Everyone but McAvoy had received the script, so his reactions to every stimulus of the story are genuine. On to that story, then…

    The first act concerns the missing boy, the parents’ tribulations, the mother’s new boyfriend, and their triangle. Somewhere there, you get the odd questions from Inspector Roy that start complicating the issue further, but the focus, rightfully, stays on the parents and the missing boy. Until then, the drama and the mystery are well-balanced, and one can only feel for both of them and hope for a happy ending. Imagine: I hate happy endings, and I most certainly wished for one.

    The second act is taken over by mystery, where McAvoy, like Liam Neeson, applies some basic investigating skills without a plan but is hell-bent on finding his son. The outcome of his actions is natural and believable as he has not previously displayed any similar skills whatsoever, just a dad willing to do anything to find his son. Eventually, it turns into a nail-biting thriller that, in the end… confuses with the turn of events. There might not be a narrative twist, but there is an emotional one. Personally, I found myself wondering how the ending was befitting, and even though I understood it to some degree, it evoked mixed feelings inside me. It seemed somewhat rushed, and even though Act I and II bothered to explain what was going on – which you might find unnecessary – it abruptly ended, giving away nothing. Again, I understand open endings, but I struggled, and still do, to find meaning in that one. But that is just me.

    I hope you enjoy the thrill it offers and yet another stupendous performance from McAvoy. Quick note: I’ve praised Claire Foy in everything she has been in before, and her acting here is nothing but remarkable, too. I just think that she deserved more screen time.

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    Reminiscence (2021)

    A private investigator with access to people’s memories unfolds a conspiracy that also involves the disappearance of his beloved woman.

    Interesting yet intricate plot that tells more than it shows. What has happened, but not to the full extent, becomes pretty straightforward from the very beginning. Until the inciting incident, a sci-fi, neo-noir unfolds that emphasises nostalgia. Once it becomes clear what the story is about, the plot and the subplot become respectively unclear. I struggled to figure out which is which. One is a decent love story, and the other is a decent crime one. But which one is the plot? And what are they together if both of them are the plot? Or the subplot? See the confusion?

    There is a jigsaw waiting to be put in order, and Hugh Jackman, Thandiwe Newton, Rebecca Ferguson, and (the massively underrated) Cliff Curtis do a great job putting it together, but the film’s imbalance and the editing’s rhythm and pace do not help. Director Lisa Joy, the woman behind Westworld (2016-2022) gets Newton and Angela Sarafyan on board and even though she did a very decent job putting it together the result was not probably exactly what she hoped for. That said, the extremely poor box office does not reflect on that result – Budget: $54,000,000 (estimated) / International Box Office: $11,900,000. You will not regret watching it, so go for it.

    Here’s another one for you. At times, it felt like this was a film about Hugh Jackman, who, in his fifties, still looks the same awesome, well-trained, good-looking man he was ten and twenty years ago. I’m not saying this is positive or negative, but it becomes yet another factor that takes the focus away from the story and, consequently, distracts. Again, I hope you forget your problems for about two hours and enjoy it.

    P.S. Fun fact: Lisa Joy is the wife of Jonathan Nolan, brother of Christopher Nolan, who directed Hugh Jackman in Prestige (2006)

    P.P.S. Fun fact 2: Hugh Jackman and Rebecca Ferguson worked together before in The Greatest Showman (2017)

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    Unhinged (2020)

    A road rage incident makes an unstable man go berserk on a young mother and everyone she cares about.

    Intense and brutal action/thriller with a bat-sh*t crazy Crowe! The film doesn’t lack anything. Great performances, relatable characters, chase sequences, realistic violence, and great editing pace and rhythm. Yet, it didn’t do that well at the box office, but I guess being one of the first theatrical release entries after the US lockdown is the main reason. Director Derrick Borte envisages this horrific American reality: Russell Crowe and Caren Pistorius go full throttle against each other on screen, and the result is definitely worth your time. It is not a film you’ll be constantly talking about after the end credits start scrolling down, but it’s a great addition to the series of thrillers/horrors where someone… unhinged, with unknown motives, goes after the hero/ine while committing atrocities. I can’t hide that my favourite one is Steven Spielberg’s original Duel (1971).

    To cut a long story short, I greatly enjoyed it and highly recommend it to suspense lovers like myself. Rachel’s decisions occasionally annoy, but it’s not her fault, as the Hollywood-type script dictates such decisions. Unfortunately, we live in a world where road rage has spread like pestilence, and it’s everywhere. Hideous crimes happen daily on the streets just because someone happened to hit the break abruptly. It’s shocking, horrible, uncivilised, and inhumane. Watching Unhinged and saying “reality is worse” is not encouraging. We all need to chill the f@€% out.

    P.S. For those who think that Crow has completely let himself go, please know that he had been consulting a dietitian to achieve that result throughout the film.

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