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    Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

     

    Sarah Connor and an enhanced human from the future must fight against the most advanced Terminator ever sent back in time, protecting a young woman whose existence is the key to humanity’s fate.

    Old wine, new bottle. The franchise’s sixth instalment acknowledges only Terminator (1984) and Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) and pretends the ones in between never happened (or ‘occurred in alternate timelines’).

    The pros: The story contains – or repeats – the necessary elements from T1 and T2, making Dark Fate look and sound like a Terminator movie. Linda Hamilton defies age. Mackenzie Davis kicks ass. Gabriel Luna… keeps coming back. And last but not least, even though I was sceptical at first glance, Arnold Schwarzenegger always was and always will be the Terminator.

    The cons: Even though the story borrows the best elements from the previous films, the script relies on T1’s and T2’s previous glory to stand out, eventually overshadowing them. James Cameron and Tim Miller are both visual effects directors, leading to a VFX overuse. Which is exactly what T1 and T2 weren’t. Cameron’s and Miller’s opposite personalities clashed, which showed heavily in the editing suite – where all the fights occurred. Dark Fate, as collateral damage, paid the price for it. Lastly, Natalia Reyes, an otherwise very charismatic actress, landed a plainly flat role. And it wasn’t her fault. Going from crying and never firing a weapon to the moronic, wannabe heroic level ‘I will stand, and I will fight’ makes everyone yawn to tears – something that eight (8) writers and co-writers who read it got the goosebumps.

    Filmmakers need to keep in mind that #movements are there, in their majority, for impressions and popularity. Not everyone but most people, from all over the world and every walk of life, join these movements to give meaning to their lives and express themselves from the comfort of their couches and the safety of their houses in a way that they never could face to face. The systematic effort to please these groups keeps leading to film failures and fans’ profound disappointment. Because hashtags are for free, films aren’t.

    Is it worth your time? It does. Remember, film= escapism. For just over two hours, relax and forget all your problems. If anything, it will probably be the last Terminator you will ever watch.

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    The Qatsi Trilogy

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    Introduction

    I found it hard to start writing about this. Therefore, I can only imagine how hard it would be to start filming it, editing it, and scoring it. The angle must have been particular and precise; otherwise, everyone would get lost in translation from the filmmakers to the viewers. Or was it? Experimental filmmaking explores, challenges, discovers, and even alters non-narrative forms of expression. The Qatsi trilogy aims at carefully showcasing what you already know without being pedantic.

    The purpose of this article is not to fully lay it out for you but to pique your interest, maybe get you to watch it, and then urge you to challenge my point of view or even the filmmakers’ point of view regarding its meaning (a word that you will encounter a lot). But get you to know it nonetheless. All three titles are in Hopi language; I will only disclose that ‘Qatsi’ means ‘life’. Now, you have two options: If you watch each documentary and wait until the end to see what each title means, you will look back, and only retrospectively will you make the associations with what you saw, comparing it to your interpretations. If you find out beforehand, you will let the filmmakers do the interpretation for you without having the chance to decide first. It is entirely up to you, though.

    As for the documentaries themselves, Godfrey Reggio is the man behind their creation. Philip Glass has composed the music and, among others, Godfrey Reggio, Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, and Steven Soderbergh are behind the trilogy’s production. Though tempting, the numerous editing techniques and the ‘how montage creates meaning’ analysis have been left out as to be fully developed, I would have to write a doctoral thesis. The same applies to Philip Glass’ staggering music. As a viewer, what’s essential is the trilogy’s understanding through these techniques without having to understand the techniques themselves.

    The article tips off but is spoilers-free, so enjoy reading!

    Koyaanisqatsi (1982)
    From civilisations that disappeared into thin air to the present day, Koyaanisqatsi took 6 years to get made. Even though the film’s final cut was ready earlier, something quite rare happened. Philip Glass’s music, which took over three years to be composed, redefined its structure, and the film was cut again to the music. Throughout the film’s production, Reggio had next to him one of the best advisors on society and technology, Langdon Winner. Should you get the time, look him up and pick any of his books from either the past or the present; you will not regret it (see link below).

    Watch Koyaanisqatsi, ponder, and ask yourselves, what does your life look like? What would happen if your soul had an out-of-body experience, did a space/time travel and came back? What would you think of your life then? What do you think of your life now? Koyaanisqatsi, as an omniscient narrator/voyeur, walks amongst us, observing our mechanised humanity and our detachment from nature, our divorce from reality, and the creation of a new, atrocious one that spirals out of control. Accessing the way we work, eat, entertain ourselves, and live stitches together an ambient, dystopian present. Do you think we look or behave like ants? Koyaanisqatsi sees a crumbling life in depersonalised people and cries out for change.

    Godfrey Reggio himself, in an interview, said that it is up to the viewers to take for themselves what Koyanisqaatsi means. It can be an environmental film, an ode to technology, a piece of shit, or just something that moves you deeply.

    Powaqqatsi (1988)

    Right off the bat, the man is a labour tool… Then, labour and tradition; ways of working and living life in the developing countries, unknown to the already ‘developed’ parts of the world. Travelling across the globe, Reggio and Glass give Powaqqatsi a ‘Third World’ multicultural flavour. They delve into the lives of the everyday people who walk on exotic parts of this Earth, where mankind is not considered a foul species and has the ‘anti-Midas’ touch, destroying everything on its path. But, as it was meant to be, a mankind that is a part of nature and the Universe.

    Powaqqatsi is the more optimistic, transnational, but also folklore view of the world towards the end of the 20th century. Less radical than its predecessor, it educates and juxtaposes the ‘Third World’ with the United States, as seen in Koyaanisqatsi, presenting our world not only in a less unflattering light but as hope itself. But that’s the first half… The Westernisation and Internationalisation march through the second half, stepping all over everything mentioned above. Poverty, money, fame, dependence on materialism and pettiness manifest, indicating a world within a world, not elucidating which one is ‘The Matrix’.

    Philip Glass, who accompanied this time Reggio while scouting for locations, started scoring it during the preproduction stage, and the results gave the viewer heart palpitations. The montage follows Glass’ rhythms and is, once more, astounding. Religion as part of our nature, tradition, culture, customs, wealth and deprivation all blend into an unforgettable cinematic experience for every man, woman, and non-binary person born on this planet.

    Naqoyqatsi (2002)

    Babel! Is this what we have ended up being? The 20th century is now over, leading up to the millennium; the technology’s cataclysmic inundation, and we, the human species, fail to adapt to the ‘modern’ world – or merely fail to grasp what society is. Plato mentioned that man created society due to his inability to cope on his own any more. (Did that ever work?) Naqoyqatsi, during its first part, ostensibly focuses on the exponential technological advancements of the 21st century, the digitalisation of money, and the idolisation of athletes and world ‘leaders’.

    Naqoyqatsi digitised itself and relied on ‘cheap’ effects to create meaning, became a peculiar concoction that divided the audiences, caused mixed reviews, and accused the last part of the trilogy of pseudo-intellectuality. The blame was passed to Reggio, not Jon Kane’s editing or Glass’ music. It was accused of not having much to offer, of not adding to the equation, of repeating, not very creatively, what has already been said and done before. Money, entertainment, art, pleasure (of many forms), family values, religion, science, technology, and political views will always be inseparable parts of our lives. How they are depicted is what makes the difference. Naqoyqatsi is a barrage of innumerable, distorted – hence the 16:9 instead of 4:3 ratio – and edited (subliminal) information we receive daily just by clicking the remote’s ON button. Then, that inseparable becomes indistinguishable. And that becomes unprocessable. And that wreaks havoc in our minds and consequently us, our families, our societies, and our world. It begets violence.

    Naqoyqatsi offers a kaleidoscopic view of the world as we know it – the oxymoronic scheme of technology advancing us while at the same time setting us back. The distorted sense of achievement and the chaotic structure of the modern world. The justification of violence/war, in every shape and form, is embraced and considered as a matter of course, and we open our doors to it and welcome it into our lives. Cyber realities distance us from nature, athletes become brands’ products, and technology creates ‘wants’ to replace our ‘needs’. It makes me want to read again “Brave New World”.

    Conclusion

    The Qatsi trilogy is a cinematic statement about civilisation, technology, nature, and the relationship amongst the three. It is a trilogy left in the shadow cast by blockbusters, forgotten in time, and buried in oblivion. Does it matter that MGM is behind it? Does it matter that Warner Bros is behind The Matrix (1999) and V for Vendetta (2005) that preach on how to excoriate the system? Well, Miramax is also behind The Qatsi Trilogy – go figure! I guess contradiction and irony are in us.

    After watching it a couple of times, I’ve had this ‘montage’ of thoughts. I was thinking to myself that I should acknowledge the swamp surrounding me but focus on and be exemplified by the fragrant water lilies standing out. I was also thinking that if I can’t do any good to someone, at least I will do my best not to hurt them. Then, I wondered where I stood in this world and how I could better it before I went.

    Watch and listen to the Qatsi narrating, but also appeal to what once was and what now is.

    Thank you kindly for reading!

    Bibliography / Further Reading
    • Frierson, M. (2018). Film & Video Editing Theory: How Editing Creates Meaning. New York and London: Focal Press, Paperback.
    • Hatfield, J. (2006) Experimental Film and Video. John Libbey Publishing. Indiana University Press.
    • Huxley, A. (2007) Brave New World. Huxley Vintage. London.
    • Lane, M. (2007) Plato, The Republic. Penguin Classics
    • Rees, A, L. (1999) A History of Experimental Film and Video. British Film Institute
    • Reisz K., Millar, G. (2010). The Technique of Film Editing. Oxford: Focal Press
    https://www.langdonwinner.com/
    https://qatsi.org/films/film.php

    Thanks for reading!

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    Luce (2019)

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    Luce, a black kid adopted from war-torn Eritrea by a white couple, becomes an excellent school student and a political statement, but a series of obscure and ostensibly unrelated events gradually reveal everyone’s true colours.

    I think that IMDb got it wrong here. They put ‘Drama’ under the title when they should have described it as ‘Thriller/Drama’. Let me explain… What’s at stake in Luce is the portrayal of the American educational system as a business. The selective promotion of an ethnic minority’s minority to the outside world solely benefits the system, labelling this person or group as a brand and making them the poster child of what the system allegedly represents. That hypocritical notion is Luce‘s dramatic aspect. But this notion is wrapped by its thrilling development – by J.C. Lee – into a script. Character-wise, everyone – but one – is guilty. Everyone throughout the film reveals or becomes obvious that he has lied at least once or has been withholding crucial information about the story. Something that Julius Onah’s directing and Madeleine Gavin’s editing unfold very meticulously. The music carefully dictates the film’s tone, adding the eerie atmosphere of an A-class thriller. DOP Larkin Seiple with surgical precision frames everything, including only what you need to see – and not what you would like to. Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, Octavia Spencer, and Kelvin Harrison Jr. shine in front of the lens, creating amazing chemistry and making you love them and then loathe them, even love them and loathe them simultaneously. But… the (not guilty) one holding no punches whatsoever and stealing the spotlight is none other than Marsha Stephanie Blake. Hair-raising performance!

    For better or for worse, my role is to do film reviews/evaluations and not politics, even though most of the time, I can’t help myself. Watch it and jump to your own conclusions regarding what is wrong with the US educational system, one of America’s most sore points. Interesting is also the subplot: the fear of expression due to the pushed and rushed political correction imposed nowadays and the questionable movements all around the world that aim to skin you alive if you dare to offend anyone – even unintentionally.

    Don’t miss this one out. Don’t let it go under the radar.

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    Adopt a Highway (2019)

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    A man is released from prison after many years, and while trying to figure out how the modern world works, he stumbles upon a baby dumped in the trash.

    I’ll start with the fact that this is a drama from Blumhouse – the king of low-budget-that-always-turns-a-profit from horrors. I might add that it is quite insightful and existential, and it is surprising in the nicest possible way. My next stop is Logan Marshall-Green, who put on, for the first time, the director’s hat after having also penned the script. Did that come as a surprise? Not at all. Why? Because the guy is a natural. Marshall-Green is one of Hollywood’s most underrated actors – now turned director/screenwriter. His talent needs to be finally acknowledged and get the spotlight he deserves. Then, Ethan Hawke… is something else. It always has been and always will be. He’s one of Hollywood’s most versatile actors and a man who very thoroughly chooses his next project. He hasn’t stopped to amaze since Dead Poet’s Society (1989). The last stop is the sound department, whose work stands out for perfection. From the opening sequence’s ‘voices montage’ to the letter’s reading.

    Not everyone is made for this modern world. The full of emoticons, fast-typing, communication, the online slang that ‘infiltrated’ our everyday vocabulary, the mass behaviour that, should one decide not to adopt, will become a pariah, and so much more make people who step out of the crowds to develop case studies. Adopt a Highway looks life in the eye, gives us a bittersweet hope with a twist, and says… ‘Through every dark night, there is a bright day after that.’ – 2Pac.

    Well, my heart goes out to the ones who only got to experience the darkness…

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    Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

     

    Ten years have passed since the zombocalypse, and Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock must now face dumb, smart, stealthy, and rough zombies, deal with domestic issues and ally with lookalikes, hippies, and a bimbo.

    Double Tap is the sequel, and I was reasonably afraid it would have nothing more to offer when it comes out. Having seen numerous sequels over the years flopping due to franchise fatigue or being out shadowed by their predecessors, can you blame me? Ten years later, Double Tap came out, proving me wrong, and it was more than I was hoping for. Director Ruben Fleischer, intentionally influenced/inspired by George A. Romero and Edgar Wright, finds new creative ways to put a smile on our faces or make us laugh out loud. The script is solidly inundated with comedic additions, alliances and horrifically funny villains, offering the well-known group of four an arsenal of punchlines perfectly fit for every occasion. Out of the A-list star cast, which does a brilliant job in front of the lens, Woody Harrelson and Zoey Deutch unequivocally stand out for being surrealistically funny.

    I’ll seize this opportunity to say this as I’ve been holding it for some time now… Abigail Breslin seems like she doesn’t want to act anymore. Is it the burden carried by her mesmerising performances in Little Miss Sunshine (2006) and My Sister’s Keeper (2009)? Is it the ‘curse’ of the child actor/actress? Is it personal or professional obstacles that we are not aware of? Given the right role, I still believe she can ‘shine’ again, and I look forward to that day.

    It’s definitely worth spending an hour and a half in front of the TV, as it will make you forget your problems and send you to bed. And the next day is always a new day… with a new film!

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    Marriage Story (2019)

     

    A married couple with a little kid decides to break up, and both parties reveal their best and worst hidden sides of themselves.

    Even though ‘it takes a village to make a film’ and every department plays a significant role in a film’s success or failure, five major ones (not in a particular order) need to become a solid one to guarantee Marriage Story‘s success: Directing, cinematography, editing, writing, and acting. Writer/Director Noah Baumbach cast actors Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson during the script development, and all three of them put the ‘FADE OUT’ in the end. As all three of them had been or were going through divorces, the film is largely based on their real-life experiences, and that kind of realism is translated to the big screen and the film’s final cut. Everyone poured their souls into it, and, as per IMDb, this is what happened: Top Rated Movies #171, nominated for 6 Golden Globes, and another 81 wins & 177 nominations.

    The way editing controls the film’s pace and rhythm is remarkable. Without saying it’s right or wrong, the cuts during the dialogue – cutting from the person talking/crying/exploding to the other person’s reaction – make an interesting case as, personally, I would expect maybe less reaction. I bet the drafts were endless, though, and since the final cut works, I just take it as it comes. The mise-en-scène is flawless, and Baumbach, with director of photography Robbie Ryan, have captured and framed only the essential story elements. Last and most certainly not least, Johansson and Driver purely unleash their thespian talents and, arguably, deliver the most hair-raising performances of their lives. Forgetting the high-budget tentpoles they are currently in – Avengers and Star Wars, respectively – they become part of a love story wrapped in self-absorption and insecurities. Interesting background production details can be found here: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7653254/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv

    The labyrinthine nature of a human being knows no limits. When two human beings come together, the stakes and unpredictability are doubled and when a family is created a small society is born under the same roof. Hundreds of millions of these societies form bigger societies that constitute the world as we know it. And its intricacies and complexities can only be matched with the Universe’s mysteries.

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    Men in Black International (2019)

     

    Men in Black, the secret government organisation with the cream of the crop agents and advanced technology from all over the known Universe, now has a mole who threatens to destroy the Earth.

    The reasons are obvious as to why it didn’t perform well. Barry Sonnenfeld, director of Men in Black I (1997), Men in Black II (2002), and Men in Black III (2012), gave MIB an appealing character to men, women, and children of all ages. F. Gary Gray and the studios decided it’s a wise choice to ‘devote’ Men in Black: International to millennials, and, as a result, it was turned into something unfulfilling for everyone else – even them, evidently. To be more specific:

    • Online childish slang (?) such as ‘you had one job’ and ‘that happened…’ were only put there just to have these lines heard by their favourite actors/actresses.
    • We acknowledge that Chris Hemsworth is attractive, both men and women. That’s fair enough, but making him look like he just finished a fragrance photoshoot or an underwear ad throughout the whole film kills the vibe, throws the fans of MIB off, and ultimately depreciates the franchise’s value.
    • I know it’s an action/comedy/adventure, but the main hero realises something he never expected about himself (no spoilers). Do we feel like he is really affected by it? No. That kills the drama. And as a whole, I didn’t really feel anything about anyone as it was all…
    • Fun! Comedy works in mysterious ways, and what makes people tick varies. BUT… having a punchline for everything that happens for almost two hours creates one emotion for every situation.

    Men in Black: International became a lose-lose situation for studios and audiences alike. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones (even Josh Brolin) became MIB by earning their stripes. F. Gary Gray is an amazing director. Friday (1995) and Straight Outta Compton (2015) are brilliant examples of his work, but Matt Holloway’s and Art Marcum’s script didn’t do any favours to anyone. If you also want to admire Chris Hemsworth as a presence but also a thespian, watch Rush (2013), In the Heart of Sea (2015), Bad Time at the El Royale (2018), and, of course, the Thor/Avengers franchise.

    I’m not even going to go into production details, and I feel sorry for not having something good to say (except that Tessa Thompson is always mesmerising).

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    Wounds (2019)

     

    A world of obscurity and darkness gradually surrounds a bartender after finding a phone left at his bar.

    At first, everyone’s merry. People ‘necking’ life in shot glasses seems like the way to go in a world full of worries. Then, different people who don’t belong to that world leave behind this phone, which carries… wounds that people from neither world can possibly comprehend. And then, no one’s merry anymore. And then everyone discovers their dark side…

    Friends of mine have been calling me over the last few months, asking me if I have watched Wounds. My response was, ‘No, should I watch it?’ and their reply was something along the lines of ‘No, coz it sucks balls!’. What can I say? I’m a bad listener. Or am I? So, I watched it. And so should you. Wounds is based on Nathan Ballingrud’s novella ‘The Visible Filth’ which I’ll be honest with you, I haven’t read so I can’t comment on the adaptation, compare, or contrast it. As a film in itself, though, Wounds will get your undivided attention. Do not try to rationalise it. Do not try to give meaning to every word spoken or the staccato editing choices rapidly presented to you. Just watch it, looking towards every corner of your screen as the mise-en-scène meticulously frames what you need to know. When the end credits appear out of the blue, give it a minute or two to move past the ‘WTF just happened’ feeling, try not to go apeshit as well, and only then start putting things into perspective. And even then, good luck!

    Armie Hammer, Dakota Johnson, and Zazie Beetz do brilliant work in front of the camera. Behind it, Babak Anvari, director of the eerie, paranormal Iranian horror Under the Shadow (2016), shakes hands with Netflix, defies canon and Hollywood’s jumpscares, and opts for long tracking shots and slow editing to haunt New Orleans and unify two worlds that should never have been brought together.

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    Black and Blue (2019)

     

    A rookie, black female police officer becomes the target of three corrupt cops after witnessing them murder a bunch of young drug dealers.

    It seems that there are three sore points Black and Blue addresses. The film’s title includes two of them, but wait until we get to the script. The film’s best attributes are its cinematography, Naomie Harris, and Frank Grillo. The mise-en-scène is almost flawless; what you need to see within a shot is there, and the colours are as dark as the heroes and the antiheroes themselves. Harris deserves all the spotlight as, first of all, you wouldn’t tell she’s a Londoner, and secondly, she’s entirely different from her 007 character and anything you have seen her in before. She’s like a whirlwind sucking you into the film’s action and thrill. Grillo, as always, is as tough as they come. I would like to see more: Tyrese Gibson as a non-action character, Reid Scott’s (Kevin) guilt building up to justify his action in the end, and Mike Colter’s (Darius) fury exploding over the murder of his nephew. Finally, the editing is ‘invisible’, guaranteeing the film’s continuity and pacing the film appropriately.

    Peter A. Dowling’s script has a few holes. That means that, on more than one occasion, if one asked ‘why didn’t s/he do that?’ the answer would be ‘because that is a plot hole’. I’m not gonna go into details, though. I’ll leave it up to you to spot them and make up your own mind. The focus shifts towards the obvious on this occasion: Stereotyping! Harris is burdened with the film’s emphasis on being a woman, black, and a police officer in a world that undermines the first, degrades the second and hates the third. And, as aforementioned, she’s brilliant. But the real world isn’t really like that. And filmmakers need to be very careful not to turn it like that. See what happened at the cinema in Birmingham, UK, whilst showing Blue Story (2019): https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-50541204

    Nowadays, everyone seems to be looking for an excuse to accuse someone of saying or doing something inappropriate. To the person offended about a ‘sensitive’ issue, whoever dares to have a different opinion is… racist. And as if that’s not enough, the perpetuation of ‘all cops are pigs’ is very backwards-thinking, old, and cliché (and that comes from a guy who has been arrested quite a few times in his youth). If you think otherwise when you get robbed or attacked, by all means, feel free not to call the police… they are pigs. Even though they are quite well known, I have attached two videos in case you haven’t watched them, urging generalisations to stop.

    In case you forgot my third sore point mentioned above, that is none other than the echoing stigmata that the Katrina hurricane has left to the people and city of New Orleans to this very day. I have an eerie feeling that in the future, we will have more films delving into the hair-raising details of the suffering of August 2005. Say, for example, a film on what the doctors had to do…

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    End of Days (1999)

    It is the end of the millennium, Satan has taken a human form while looking for the woman who will bear his child, and it is up to a suicidal ex-cop to prevent the end of days.

    Arguably, one of the best, darkest… and most underrated films Schwarzenegger has ever been in. Brilliant, fast-paced, realistic action with a 50+ y/o sentimental Arnie being purely tough as nails. Great shooting scenes, great fight scenes, and great chase scenes that make two hours fly by. But the awesomeness doesn’t stop here. The slow-paced sequences testing the heroes’ and antiheroes’ ‘faith’, and the drama of a young girl standing amid chaos who never chose to be special make The End of Days an unforgettable choice to put a close to this year and decade. The film’s highlight: Arnold fighting the Satanists and the Devil in the alley.

    Arnold, having undergone heart surgery two years prior to the film, comes back performing extreme action sequences and nailing the self-destructive, rock-bottom action antihero, taking as much as he can give back. Gabriel Byrne is evil as hell – pun intended – and brutally tortures everyone crossing his path with utter style. As for Robin Tunney, she’s magnificent, and I can still see why I fell for her in my early twenties. My last ‘congratulations’ goes to the director and director of photography, Peter Hyams, who pulled this off and brought Andrew W. Marlowe’s solid, very dark yet optimistic script to life.

    Again, arguably, Schwarzenegger’s last prominent film.

    Enjoy and have a healthy, happy, productive, and creative new year. Be well!!

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    Mr. Destiny (1990)

    Leading a repetitive life, Larry Burrows, on his 35th birthday, wishes his life was different and more exciting, and this is exactly what he gets!

    How many times I have watched this film is beyond me… And I think I’m gonna grow old and grey, and I will still be watching it. Yes, it’s very similar to the classic masterpiece It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), but since I was a kid when it first came out, I grew up with it, and I couldn’t help but stop thinking about… what if my life was different? As I kept growing up, till this very day, till this very moment, writing this review right now after just watching it (again), I wonder why this film aged so well. What is it that makes it so diachronic that I can’t stop having enough of it?

    I guess I wouldn’t watch it at any time other than Christmas/New Year. It is the time when, if not all of us, most of us contemplate a bit more about our New Year resolutions. It is that time when we look back and ask ourselves, what could I have done differently? What do I lack? What do I have in abundance? Why would I want my life to be different anyway? It might be all these would haves, should haves, could haves that loop in our minds with warp f@£$%^& speed causing this effect. I think I’m digressing…

    Anyway, Larry Burrows is John Belushi. And not like a film poster tagline kind of way. I can’t imagine anyone else portraying him, and I don’t want either. Michael Caine is visual poetry. Linda Hamilton is to fall in love with and proves, once more, to be such a diverse actress that I take my hat off to her and bow. Rene Russo always had been and always be lighting up the screen when appearing on it. As for Courteney Cox, she is… a killer! Last but not least, it is an absolute shame that we don’t see the amazing Jon Lovitz in many films anymore – series, mostly.

    Mr. Destiny greatly impacted my life, inspiring my screenwriting in ways that I can’t begin to describe. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have over the decades.

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    Code 8 (2019)

    A power-enabled construction worker teams up with the wrong people to save his dying mother.

    Canada strikes back! Only three months after Freaks (2019), Code 8 makes an appearance and leaves a lasting impression. Take the superpowers out, and you are left with a strong existential drama about working-class people who try to survive one day at a time and a son who would do anything wrong under the Sun for his dying mom. Great performances were given by the cousins Stephen and Robbie Amell, as well as Kari Matchett, Laysla De Oliveira, Greg Bryk, Kyla Kane, and Vlad Alexis. Directing, editing (great opening sequence montage), photography, production design, and visual and sound effects are of Hollywood standards, proving that the studios don’t need hundreds of millions to make a decent sci-fi. Also, the music nails it and is not used to tell you how to feel at all times. It is minimal as it is emotional. Through the crowdfunding website Indiegogo, the producers managed to gather over two million dollars from 28,400 backers. Both Freaks and Code 8 come from Canadian film schools and leave a different flavour to the one left to us by the X-Men franchise. A round of applause for all cast and crew!!!

    The film’s director, Jeff Chan, and writer, Chris Paré, have already announced the Code 8 spinoff series. I’m really looking forward to it, as there is still so much to unfold in terms of both story and character development.

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    The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

    An ambitious young man is put by the board of directors as president of a… convoluted company involved in a stock scam.

    ‘It takes a village to make a film’… and The Hudsucker Proxy is Hollywood’s living proof – and the best side. Joel and Ethan Coen write (alongside Sam Raimi), direct, and produce one of their best and underrated films to date, focusing on a man’s ambition, the crowd’s paranoia, the Media’s superfluous vanity, and the corporate greed! In addition, Carter Burwell’s music, Dennis Gassner’s production design, and Roger Deakins’ cinematography pay a true homage to the films of the ’30s and ’40s. Thom Noble’s meticulous and precise editing paces the film from beginning to end. Great montage sequences deliver passion, laughter, drama, and rhythmic film magic.

    A naive Tim Robbins, an extremely articulate Jennifer Jason Leigh, a sexist Bruce Campbell, and the legend Paul Newman develop amazing on-screen chemistry, and one cannot help but fall for them. The film’s brilliance is such that the devil’s in the details. For example, Robert Gallagher’s character, Vic Tenetta, shows up for just a few seconds, and the screen lightens up.

    And now for the shocking facts: Not even one Oskar, Golden Globe or Bafta Nomination. 3 wins and 3 nominations all and all. And that’s not just it! It cost approximately $40M and made $2,816,518. I think, sometimes, it’s surprising what makes people tick and what doesn’t. But I know that all bets are off when it comes to the film industry!

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    Bad Santa 2 (2016)

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    Having never left rock bottom, Willie follows his angry sidekick again and puts on the Santa suit once more, only, this time, to rob a Chicago charity.

    Still hilarious, still politically incorrect, still Thornton and Cox! Once more, the starting monologue, followed by the alley vomiting, mirrors the same reality Willie still lives on, highly indicating that he learned nothing from his past mistakes and that his life never took off. Thankfully for us, this is the case, and consequently, he accepts Marcus’ next job alongside his mother. The dysfunction in the family shows straight away, and we, as the audience, get to enjoy the results.

    Even though not as funny as its predecessor, Bad Santa 2 is a must-watch during the Christmas period and the perfect antidote against… soppy, yawnsome, dead-boring romance/comedies which you’d rather watch paint dry. Thornton and Cox are still the Willie and Marcus we love, and Cathie Bates is a great addition to the cast! An extra round of applause deserves Brett Kelly for getting Thurman Merman’s physique to match his old self. Oh, and Christina Hendricks is as seductive as always…

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    Bad Santa (2003)

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    A miserable thief and his angry sidekick keep posing as Santa and elf to con people, but their Christmas Eve job goes terribly wrong.

    Watch the unrated version! Right off the bat, Billie Bob’s monologue! This is when you know exactly what you signed up for; ‘an eating, drinking, shi*ing, f*ing Santa Claus’! Billie Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, and the always-missed Bernie Mac make you laugh hard for an hour and a half. Plenty of foul language – with the word ‘f*ck’ and its permutations (over 170 times) ruling at the top, ‘sh*t’ (74), ‘ass’ (31), ‘bitch’ (10), and 1 use of ‘bastard’ plenty of political incorrectness, and plenty of actual booze… for Thornton… acting himself. The Cohen brothers and director Terry Zwigoff have brilliantly refined Glenn Ficarra’s and John Requa’s script. Excellent mix of Christmas and classical music!

    Despite its hilarious profanity and misery, Bad Santa starts as a dark comedy and ends up being an emotional journey of a lonely, broken man who finds a reason to live.

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    Event Horizon (1997)

    After going missing for seven years, the spaceship Event Horizon reappears, having returned from a darkness beyond human understanding.

    One of the best psychological sci-fi horrors you have ever watched: Alien (1979) meets Hellraiser (1987)! The ‘tragedy’ with Event Horizon is, as usual, the studio. When uncreative people in high places interfere with art, art always suffers the consequences. Paul W.S. Anderson’s 130′ original, ‘graphically violent’ cut forced Paramount to cut 30′ and water it down. Both the studio and Anderson regretted doing it! Twenty years later (2017), Anderson stated that the year after the film’s release, he and a producer started looking for footage that had gone missing due to bad archiving. Most of it was destroyed, some of it was of poor quality, and some of it was found as far as a Transylvanian salt mine!

    From cruciform shapes to spinning tunnels and rotating interlocking circles, Event Horizon marries the antithesis between religion and science, showcasing the man-playing-God hubris and offering us the results in an entertainingly bloody way. The film has become a cult for both sci-fi and horror fans alike. The Making of ‘Event Horizon’ (2006) is a documentary that whoever liked the film MUST watch. The production details give away Anderson’s great lengths to bring this film to life.  Philip Eisner’s script is solid,  Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill are brilliant, and the Production Design is Oskar-worthy. Unfortunately, the studio forced the editing to damage the film’s unimaginable potential. It is wishful thinking that the series in development will live up to the film’s expectations and include the ‘Old Testament Speech’ and the ‘Dimension of Pure Chaos’ analysis.

    The detailed, infamous captain’s log ‘orgy of death’, the ship’s return, and the extended black hole’s Bosh-influenced ‘visions from hell’ have made all our imagination run wild over the years, hoping that, one day, the film’s re-release will re-surface missing footage, and will re-appear to us to reveal what it has seen…

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    6 Underground (2019)

    Six highly, uncommonly skilled men and women – each in their own way – have formed an anonymous team to make the world a better place.

    Michael Bay does what Michael Bay does best. What do you expect from 6 Underground? Slo-mo? You got it. Slow-mo with car chases? But with also faster than you can blink cuts? You got it. Shots with choppers? You got it. From within choppers? Over the choppers? Against the sundown? With whirring blades (slo-mo, of course)? Shots with men and women throwing punchlines at the brink of death, swapping to superficial drama, killers looking like they came out of underwear or fragrance ad? You. Got. It. All!

    At a budget of $150 million, Netflix urges Bay to destroy everything – preferably with explosions. Everything nice you see in the film will get destroyed. Simple as. Story-wise, the high levels of implausibility, improbability, and impossibility run through the film’s veins from the opening to the closing credits, making the Fast & Furious (2001- ) franchise look like a based-on-a-true story. Meaning: The operations and the decisions taken throughout the operations are purely laughable, the chances of survival having suffered certain wounds are zero (much less keep running and jumping around, shooting, and kicking ass), the access to whatever they need, whenever they need it, the warp speed of getting from one country to the next… I can go on forever here! But… I have a favourite one: The brother’s speech caused the fastest revolution ever to start in a film!!! The revolution started before even the speech ended. And, cinematically, guess how? Accompanied by pop, hybrid music, or whatever the hell it’s called nowadays, with lyrics calling to arms. I think I’m gonna stop here; you got the gist.

    Here’s my two cents. Don’t take 6 Underground seriously for a minute. Know what you sign up for, sit down, relax, surround yourself with great company and horrible food, and enjoy the Bay-style of filmmaking that makes all your problems disappear for two hours. This way, you’ll get to enjoy:

    • High octane, multiangular action sequences,
    • The destruction of everything looking fancy,
    • Entertainingly gruesome deaths,
    • Buildings and surroundings that are meant to be in one country but are shot in another,
    • Ryan Reynolds blatantly advertising his Gin,
    • Ryan Reynolds as an endless punchline machine,
    • Funnily foul language,
    • The “magnet sequence”,
    • “Rebellious” heroes and heroines who just came out of a Christian Dior and Calvin Klein photoshoot,
    • Transformers sound effects,
    • And an awesome soundtrack!

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    The Room (2019)

    A young couple moves into a house with many secrets and a room that… grants wishes.

    I’ve been told that in Los Angeles, everyone has an idea about a great film. Do you know why almost no one makes it? Because no Industry Professional cares about any idea. The Room is based on a brilliant idea: What would you do if all your wishes could come true… inside your house! Very thrilling idea. Especially if you ask for a kid.

    Its development, though, irreparably ruins it. Noël Carroll, in “Toward a Theory of Film Suspense,” analyses suspense, its development, and its potential outcomes. This is a highly recommended read. Here, Matt is looking for the room’s key; he finds it. He wants to find that man; he finds him. The man calls the house, and the kid picks up the phone. He knows exactly what has happened and explains everything.

    I don’t want to be more negative about this one. Feel free to watch it and make up your mind. The film’s intentions are noble, it just lacks of… almost everything! Very unfortunate.

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    Official Secrets (2019)

    A British Intelligence whistleblower decides to leak information about an illegal NSA spy operation that would force the UN Security Council to authorise the invasion of Iraq in 2003.

    Based on the book by Marcia and Thomas Mitchell “The Spy Who Tried to Stop a War: Katharine Gun and the Secret Plot to Sanction the Iraq Invasion”, the script of Sarah and Gregory Bernstein, and the directing of Gavin Hood (also co-writer), make Official Secrets as one of the most realistic espionage films of its time. The fiasco of the “weapons of mass destruction” that led to hundreds of thousands of people dying is seen through the eyes of Katharine Gun, showcasing her enormous courage and the incredible risk she took (both personally and professionally) to disclose the truth to the public. Subsequently, it stirs the focus towards the brave journalists and lawyers who backed her up, reinstating our faith that not all of them are government puppets and leeches, respectively. All of us who served in the army then or were glued to the television and saw the live footage were disgusted by the war and our governments. I feel sorry for the ones who were actually there – fighting for either side. Here is an interesting fact: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5431890/trivia?item=tr4849190

    The story is solid, and the editing is beautifully crafted. Every actor pours their soul into their characters, and Hood, along with cinematographer Florian Hoffmeister, does a brilliant job behind the camera. Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode, MyAnna Buring, Matt Smith, Ralph Fiennes, Indira Varma, Rhys Ifans, Conleth Hill, and all cast and crew deserve a round of applause for their achievements in front and behind the lens.

    Highly recommended for all filmgoers, it will definitely rock your boat, especially in times like these, when both the US and the UK suffer politically.

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    Death Ship (1980)

    A Nazi ghost ship rams a cruise ship, sinks it, and then comes back only to get the survivors on board and make them descent into madness.

    Act I: Chessy ’70s editing, accompanied by cheesy ’70s music. Get to know who everyone is and what everyone is like. You see them having fun and then you see them sink.

    Act II: Get to know the ship… and what it can do to its passengers. Or, even better, what it can make the passengers do to each other.

    Act III: Standard, hiding no major surprises.

    Death Ship could as well be the B-movie version of The Shining (1980) on the sea. After all, they came out the same year. Also, the same year, the same producers brought you the Terror Train (1980) – I assume you can see the connection. Anyhow, Death Ship may not be well known, but I would call it the father, the instigator of every other ghost ship movie out there. So, if the three acts are as described above, do I recommend it? I do, indeed. But before I say why, please pay attention: You must watch it with untrained ’80s eyes! When a good B-movie was as entertaining. Forget the New Hollywood, the 21st century, and how the digital era advanced filmmaking techniques (or did it?). Keep the Italian Giallo horror films in mind. Not knowing too much about films in the mid-nineties, I first watched it with my brother and we crapped our pants! Is it now outdated? It sure is, but let it trip you down the memory lane. Through an era when you were either too young or not even born. In a time where ‘Intermission’ appeared halfway through the film… Damn, I’m getting nostalgic!

    Anyway, if it doesn’t scare you, let it amuse you. Cinematically, the ‘omniscient’ handheld shots are the film’s biggest asset. Crenna and Kennedy are brilliant, and so is the cinematography. Last but not least, the first act’s cheesy editing becomes the second act’s conveyor of paranoia…

    That one’s for you, bro. Remember the scare we got that night (the dog manically barking outside / grandma appearing out of nowhere)?!

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    Don’t Let Go (2019)

    After his family gets murdered, a dishevelled cop receives a phone call from his… dead niece as if nothing has happened.

    Jason Blum regained his senses after The Gallows (2015) and The Gallows Act II (2019) and makes a comeback with a not-so-unusual plot but great execution. Directed by Jacob Estes, Don’t Let Go resembles the plot of Frequency (2000) and The Lake House (2006), adding some fast-paced action. Great acting by all cast members, but the spotlight belongs to the wonderful Storm Reid.

    Come to think about it, the script will never make any sense whatsoever, so don’t think about it; just watch it and enjoy it. Well-directed, edited, and acted, Don’t Let Go will keep you entertained on a night in. Therefore, get the company you prefer (including your own), sit back, relax, and… let go!

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    Ad Astra (2019)

    After a series of cosmic power surges threaten to wipe out life as we know it, an astronaut undertakes a space mission in the hope of stopping them but also finding his father, who was considered long gone.

    I might not have read reviews before writing mine, but I happened to read Ad Astra’s on a Sunday night, right after the film came out. They were horrible – shockingly bad, claiming that the film fails on every front. The titles alone were hilarious. So, what did I do? I packed it up on the spot, went to the last screening, and watched it. I hadn’t even watched the trailer. So…

    The film itself is not nearly as bad as people make it to be. Potential issues might include the following: We, the audience, do not really experience either the surges or their aftermath. Through the news, we can see a number that thousands have died, and this is it. Therefore, the actual reason why Brad Pitt goes to space is heavily focused on his issue with his father and partially on his ex leaving him. He doesn’t seem to care at all about the fact that thousands have died and that the future of the Earth and the rest of the solar system solely burdens him. Yes, the second act is slow, but this merely means nothing. To me, the film’s biggest problem lies in the third act. I could thoroughly elaborate on why, but my reviews are spoiler-free, so you are more than welcome to comment when you watch it. Sources claim that director James Gray had to compromise his ending for the studio to give the green light. It makes me wonder how his finale would be.

    None of these issues, though, justify the horrendous reviews. I watched the trailer afterwards and looked into a few production details. As with the film’s ending, the studio caused the biggest damage. The trailer had no idea how to promote the film. Subsequently, people thought that they were going to the movies to watch this year’s Gravity (2013), Interstellar (2014), or The Martian (2015) – which again would pose an issue as not too many people would want to watch another Matt Damon rescue. To cut a long story short, the audience was given the wrong impression and went there with false expectations. Maybe things would have been different if it had been marketed as Solaris (2002). See the poster above as well. It is as if seeing close-ups of Brad Pitt for two hours is not enough; he must be staring at us before we enter the theatre. Oh, and read the tagline and weep.

    I would like to conclude by saying that the slow editing paces the film’s rhythm as it was initially intended, Max Richter’s music is superb, Brad Pitt expresses Roy’s emptiness perfectly, and last but not least, Ruth Negga, as always, every time she makes an on-screen appearance, mesmerises.

    I don’t regret being alone in the whole theatre watching it. Knowing nothing beforehand, I perceived Ad Astra as an existential journey to the vast loneliness of space, which can only be outmatched by the vast loneliness of our souls.

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    Clown (2014)

    A father tries to please his kid on his birthday by dressing up as a clown, but he gets stuck in the suit, starts losing his mind, and transforms into… something else.

    This is not another clown film! Clown cuts straight to the point, gets you to feel the hero’s pain, introduces you to the origins of what once was and what it came to be, and all hell breaks loose.

    Released three and a half years after the date’s wrap, the film managed to get a limited release. Producer Eli Roth once more proves he owns the throne of twisted horror as his investment definitely satisfies secret, depraved pleasures and needs. Jon Watts, believe it or not, the director of Spider-man: Homecoming (2017), co-writes and directs the distorted, kid-eating-blood-and-gore version of what most kids love and some fear the most, making everyone who watches the film not want to see or hear about a clown ever again.

    The psychological horror is, unfortunately, replaced by some humour and cliches, ruining the film’s ending and, ultimately, its full potential. Regardless, if you decide to watch it, ensure you know what you sign up for. If you are a horror fan like myself, you’ll enjoy the thrill of an underrated, sadistic hero’s journey.

    Dean… thanks for the recommendation. This one’s for you, mate.

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    The Irishman (2019)

    A retired mob hitman remembers the old days and how everything started; the Italian mafia, the Kennedys, doing what he had to do to become who he is, and befriending Jimmy Hoffa.

    Only twenty minutes shorter than Once Upon a Time in America (1984), The Irishman, based on Charles Brandt’s book and Steven Zaillian’s script, is the three hours and thirty minutes thrilling memoir you’d expect it to be. Scorsese’s directing and Schoonmaker’s editing tell, once more, after 52 years of collaboration, a story that not many collaborators can. The fabula and the syuzhet form a non-linear, character-driven narrative that will take you back and forth in time, making you witness the fall from grace of the Italian-American mafia.

    Facts or figments of imagination, truth or based on actual events, it is up to you to decide. Regardless, The Irishman travels you back in time to an era of gangsters with morals, principles, and ideals a lot different from what you and I are used to. Last but not least, I would like to say that there are no words to describe the emotion watching Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel in the same film, all as gangsters.

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    Freaks (2019)

    With the excuse that people will want to hurt her, a girl, locked inside the house since birth by her insanely overprotective father, manages to escape, only to realise that he was right all along.

    Push (2009) meets Stephanie (2017), made in Canada. It is a great narrative accompanied by great cinematography. The compelling atmosphere and the very persuasive acting—a standing ovation for the young actress Lexy Kolker – examine thoroughly, even creating a case study, the philosophy of the masses regarding what it’s like to be different, to stand out, to be able to perform miracles, to feel like a freak and alone.

    Turn the lights off, get your other half, your friends, or just a nice drink, and enjoy it! I was thinking of writing that films like Freaks need our support so we can have a lot more of them, but truth be told, we need eye-opening films like Freaks so we can reevaluate the norms of the societies we live in and, as André Bazin would ask, ‘What is Cinema?’

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    Good Boys (2019)

    Drugs, alcohol, obsessive teenage girls, bullying, and a sex doll are in the way of three schoolboys who are ready to party.

    Yes, the guys who brought you Superbad (2007), Neighbors (2014) and Sausage Party (2016) brought you this. But what is this? This is a film some people have told me that I’ll laugh through my tears, and others that it will insult my intelligence. That there would be nothing in between. So, I watched it. And there is nothing in between…

    I probably counted around five to six funny moments, but I’m unsure about a few. It got too American for my standards multiple times, but that is not the film’s major issue. The major issue is the forced, scripted humour and the forced five dozen times the kids “have to” say the word “f*ck” and its derivatives. I’m a big fan of R-rated films in all genres as there is a lot more freedom of expression both visually and verbally, but Good Boys is just too scripted, and its message is clear: Provoke by having the kids swear as much as possible while getting into inappropriate situations.

    It doesn’t matter, really. The film cost around $20M and made over $110M, so who cares what I, you, or anyone else is saying? Hopefully, the team will do a comeback with something equally provocative but naturally funny, and there won’t be any either-or; it will just be narratively funny.

    P.S. OK, the kids act brilliantly!

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    Alita (2019)

    A dismantled cyborg found in a scrapyard is put together by a rather unconventional doctor, but when she wakes up with no memory and hell-bent on discovering who she is, she goes against anyone who stands in her way.

    Amazing visuals! Director Robert Rodriguez, producer James Cameron, and the visual effects department perform magic with the film’s visuals. A lot of credit goes also to Junkie XL for the soundtrack and the sound department for sound effects, sound editing, and sound mixing. Actually, almost all departments do a brilliant job in the film. I guess now you are waiting for the “but”…

    In a $170M film the “but” is the story! Inundated with cliches, no twists, predictable character development, and no suspense whatsoever, it makes all the A-list actors yawn while performing. However, Rosa Salazar and Ed Skrein do their best as the heroine and villain, respectively. Shame really. With Rodriguez and Cameron in the credits, one would expect at least an extraordinary story, something along the lines of the films both of them have given us over the last four decades. Alita, unfortunately, is not one of them…

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    Angel Has Fallen (2019)

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    Having been framed for the attempted assassination of the President, Mike Banning is on the run, trying to uncover the conspiracy behind the attack.

    I’ll start with the good news: there are fewer. Endless shooting accompanied by foul language and big-time clobbering is the recipe for forgetting all of your problems for two hours; Angel is entertaining. What’s more, there are plenty of explosions with propelled, dead bodies flying all over.

    Now for the bad news… Angel‘s writing and directing are unoriginal. There are no twists. At all! There is no suspense and no character development, but fear not, there are cliches aplenty. Have you ever heard before, “He knows all of our moves”? Yet, it made decent money globally. The whole Has Fallen trilogy is that side of Hollywood that sacrifices quality without blinking. It is the side of Hollywood that doesn’t appreciate the cinema experience, bins the narrative, mocks logic, defies continuity montage, disregards human intelligence, and solely focuses on M.O.N.E.Y. I could write a thesis on what the film has failed at, but as my film reviews are meant to be short, I’ll stop here. Plus, I would get depressed halfway.

    The one and only Morgan Freeman is there for the money, Gerald Butler is always the right man for the job, and so is the amazing Piper Perabo. If you want to see Gerald and Piper at their absolute best, though, RocknRolla (2008) and Coyote Ugly (2000) are what you need to watch.

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    Ostinato (2019)

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    A chef finds himself getting killed over and over by anyone he knows.

    Completed through the 48 Hour Film Project in Shanghai and winner of GOLD BEST MICROSHORT, SILVER BEST HORROR SHORT, SILVER BEST DARK COMEDY at the OCTOBER 2019 edition of Independent Shorts Awards (ISA), Ostinato marks the narrative debut for Luke Luoh. As I point out in most of my reviews, the film’s intentions are what I am always aiming at and Ostinato, even though it knows exactly where it stands, doesn’t disclose its intentions from the start. It sets off as a comedy/horror, ostensibly entertaining you, but towards the end of Act II, it gets your mind to start thinking in reverse.

    From a narrative point of view, Luoh follows the paradigmatic narration – each segment introduces a new story, location, character, etc. So, it can be viewed as a short film within a short film, with every story having a beginning, a middle, and an end. The editing contributes to this narration enhancement by making the sum bigger than its parts. You will eventually get something at the film’s second plot point – the bridge between Act II and III. Be it as it may, this cerebral film wouldn’t be the same if all the actors, especially the Makeup and the Special Effects Makeup artists, hadn’t done the AWESOME job they did. Last but not least, pay attention to Kaunas’ photography and his interesting choice of “red”.

    Leaving no one out, all cast and crew deserve a round of applause for the film’s final cut. If you are not adept at music terminology or do not know what the title means, watch the film first and only then ask yourselves, how many times can one die? Well, in this case, as many times as one can…

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    Anna (2019)

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    Having hit rock bottom, Anna gets a visit from the KGB, which offers her a way out by training her to become an assassin.

    “Luc Besson: Making Assassins Since 1990”. And after Anna, I think the business will come to an end. Let me step back a bit, though… Anna has nothing to offer to the genre. It has nothing to add to the numerous films on assassins out there, neither from a narrative point of view nor from a filmmaking point of view. Actually, from any point of view. The story remains exactly as it was 30 years ago, as does the character, but the film doesn’t. The film deteriorates. It becomes repetitive with less and less to offer while other films such as John Wick (2014) and Atomic Blonde (2017) dominate the critics’ reviews and box office alike.

    But this is not why the business is going down. After the Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) fiasco, EuropaCorp took a major blow. Anna was meant to make the company recover, but Besson’s unsubstantial personal shenanigans came out, studios backed down, distribution got axed, and Anna rubbed salt into the already existing, massive wound.

    EuropaCorp may not recover from this hit. I just hope Sasha Luss finds the life jacket in that sinking ship as she has been, unfortunately, in both films. She’s a successful international model, and her acting skills have proved to be solid. I wish her all the best as I wish to Besson. I grew up with his films and still believe he has much more to offer to the industry.

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    Earthquake Bird (2019)

    A translator in Japan becomes a prime suspect after her friend goes missing, and her utterances and actions only worsen the situation for her.

    Enigmatic, slow-burn, awkward. Mystery surrounds not only what Lucy Fly says and does but what everyone says and does. Interestingly enough, there is no character development, as all characters are already developed. The amazing is how we get to wonder throughout the film how everyone got there. As for the story itself, the fabula and the syuzhet create a storyline that balances the generic – the life as an ex-pat in Japan, and the specific – Lucy Fly’s paranoia in her world of sadness. If, eventually, the ending is to your liking or not, this is up to you to decide.

    Meticulously written, brilliantly acted, masterfully directed, and very carefully and patiently edited. Last but not least, this is arguably the best photography of the year. Netflix keeps the surprises coming, firstly because its Marketing is non-existent (I’ve said it before, and I’ll keep saying it), and secondly because it dares once more to invest in diversity, quality, and the different.

    Let the ‘mystery’ bring out the best of the genre. Let the film fill the gaps whenever it’s ready. Let your mind work it out in its own way.

    For Ben! How could this not remind me of you, mate? 🙂

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    Avengement (2019)

    After years of imprisonment, a man manages to escape and heads straight for the people responsible for making his life a living hell.

    Fifth collaboration between Jesse V. Johnson and Scott Adkins, with this one and Savage Dog (2017) being my favourite ones. Originally from Sutton Coldfield, only a few miles away from where I live, Adkins is the man for the job. He trains hard, and once in front of the camera, he pours his soul out for us to sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. I have a recommendation, though, and I address it to Johnson: With the protracted tracking shots being used more and more worldwide, I would love to see Adkins in longer, uncut shots doing what he does best. Films like Ong-bak (2003) and Yip Man (2008) have raised the bar sky-high, and I have the ultimate confidence that the Brits can do it as well. I really want to see it happening; longer shots = less editing = more continuous action. Avengement has these gritty fights that Johnson’s previous films lacked, and Adkins, regardless, always delivers. Craig Fairbrass, Thomas Turgoose, Nick Moran, Kierston Wareing, and Leo Gregory are always brilliant.

    I hope The Debt Collector 2 (2020) adds more to the equation and their successful collaboration keeps improving. Adkins needs more spotlight as he has the talent that makes martial artists half his age weep.

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    Midsommar (2019)

    A young couple and their two friends decide to fly to Sweden and visit an isolated community’s midsummer festival, only to experience events they never expected they would.

    Ari Aster knows how to portray death. He has mastered the art of perfectly shooting people to die – one way or another – and then how to cut to either their beloved finding out or straight to their reaction after it happens. That said, I can see why the film was critically and financially disappointing. Did I like it personally? Yes, I did. Would I recommend it? Before I answer with a ‘yes’ or ‘no’, I would ask myself, ‘Who would I recommend it to’? Horror fans are disappointed already – is there such a thing as mystery or drama fans? I’m not going to answer with a ‘yes’ or ‘no’, but I would hint at the following:

    • The film is unnecessarily two and a half hours long, and Aster promised (threatened?) that the director’s cut would be thirty minutes longer!!! For a horror film, the first duration is too long, and the second is way too long.
    • About an hour into the film and I wanted it to end and go on IMDb to find out if there is such a Swedish or Scandinavian paganistic/folklore festival. As much as this is a good sign, I couldn’t help but wonder that if there, it’s shocking, but if there isn’t, why on Earth would he go to such great lengths to elaborate/analyse/delve into something that doesn’t exist? Wondering that, I missed a third of the film and then wanted to cut to what the trailer had promised; some thrill.
    • As stated above, the deaths taking place in the film are definitely worth watching.

    Now that you know, it’s up to you to decide whether it’s going to float your boat.

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    Original vs Remake: Hollywood’s Need to Retell the Story (or the Lack Thereof)

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    Think of a film from the distant or not-so-distant past that you would like to watch as a remake with different actors or upgraded visual effects, and then go on IMDb. Someone will probably beat you to the punch, not only having thought about it but also announcing it or having it in preproduction already. Who knows? Maybe you have even watched it and never knew it was the remake in the first place. Think of a graphic novel, book or series you would like to see getting adapted. Same! Welcome to the golden era of sequels, prequels, spinoffs, knockoffs, remakes, reboots, and adaptations.

    In this article, I would like to narrow down this era only to hand-picked, not well-known international films that have spawned renowned Hollywood critically acclaimed and/or box office successes, with some of them being seen exclusively as money-making projects. The reason I decided to write on that is to provide only basic information on both versions, maybe get you to watch either or both of them and then get you to ask yourselves if the Hollywood remake added to the equation or if it was indeed necessary. Then, should you wish to, feel free to visit the Wikipedia page (see link at the end) for more remakes from all over the world and examine the narratives, principles, and intentions behind the different production eras, cultural norms, and the impact of language differences. If you are interested in learning more about adaptations (and genre, and how to “read” a film), I have referenced personal favourite books that opened my eyes years ago. For a more specific or generic bibliography, please feel free to contact me.

    The article tips off, but it’s spoilers-free, so enjoy reading!

    Original: Oldeuboi (2003) – South Korea vs Hollywood Remake: Old Boy (2013)

    Based on the Japanese manga by Nobuaki Minegishi and Garon Tsuchiya, writer/director Chan-wook Park delivers one of the best and most daring adaptations we have ever seen. It is the second – and arguably the harshest – of the “Revenge Trilogy”. Graphic violence starts off with something as minor as eating live octopodes to a protracted one-take corridor fight seen to ear stabbings and cutting off tongues. Park’s eye and Min-sik Choi’s radical performance make Oldeuboi‘s distorted narrative work like a Swiss watch, ranking it 29 in the BBC Culture poll conducted in 2018 (best foreign films), making its remake really hard to match, much less offer something more.

    The not-so-daring remake by the amazing Spike Lee and the well-established Josh Brolin lacks the atmosphere of the original because the studio’s “naysayers” blatantly cut approximately 36’ of the film, leaving it in the cutting room, offering a dissatisfying final cut ultimately. So, no live octopus eating, something that in this day and age can be easily replaced, or a visually satisfying one-take corridor fight scene, or anything else for that matter. The themes of manga and films address “revenge” and how it destroys not only the person seeking it but also the people around them. So, the way I see it, only the idea of watering down the original’s script and holding punches adapting it automatically degrades its quality. As Howard Hawks said it best: “You can’t fix a bad script after you start shooting. The problems on the page only get bigger as they move to the big screen.”

    “Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.” – Oldeuboi

    Original: La Jetée (1962) – France vs Hollywood Remake: 12 Monkeys (1995)

    La Jetée is a beautiful sequence of black and white photographs accompanied by mesmerising music and a powerful narration. Chris Marker’s creation is the perfect example of a short, experimental film where the viewer dives into an illusionistic documentary-like narrative in which WWIII’s outcome creates a dystopian, post-apocalyptic, futuristic Middle Ages. It ranked 86 in the BBC Culture poll conducted in 2018 and gave a solid foundation for Terry Gilliam to bring to life the 12 Monkeys.

    Gilliam, always expressing a unique vision through his lens, builds on Marker’s masterpiece and writes an ambiguous plot that generates many theories as to whether the protagonist suffers from insanity or a deadly virus is actually released in the future, wiping out most of the Earth’s population. A fascinating yet unsettling remake with A-list actors understanding what 12 Monkeys is all about, with plenty of Gilliam’s trademarks and an allusive theme that requires a lot of dot-connecting.

    Original: Der Himmel über Berlin (Wings of Desire) (1987) – Germany vs Hollywood Remake: City of Angels (1998)

    An against of all odds scenario where a supreme being desires to become human, having experienced first hand the atrocities of its nature. Ranked 34 in the BBC Culture poll conducted in 2018, Der Himmel über Berlin captures a poetic “hero’s journey” unfolding in the Cold War era Berlin. Close to the fall of the wall of shame, Wim Wenders leaves the Hollywood narrative behind him, looks from above, and through angels’ eyes, divulges to the rest of the world the division between East and West Berlin as well as the Berliners. Think of angels as observers, as if you left your body and observed yourself’s utterances and actions and how much more you would have noticed about you. Wenders’ angels live among millions of people in a troubled city, trying to understand why people want to learn how to make war and not find love. Starting with loving themselves… Extraordinary music and photography and extraordinary performances by Bruno Ganz and Peter Falk.

    Cutting to just over ten years later and thousands of miles away, City of Angels becomes a romantic remake with two A-list actors: Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan. Is it enjoyable? Is it a film worth watching? Yes, and yes. Watching it as an original would have been the perfect Hollywood fantasy/romance film. Each of us seeks love and happiness in this life, and Cage and Ryan become the perfect duo in front of the screen. Highly recommended! As an adaptation, though, it is the circumstances that change, the source of pain for both angels and humans alike. And I find it hard even to locate a comparison here. Maybe you can.

    “wer bunker baut wirft bomben” (= “those who build bunkers throw bombs”)

    Seth: To touch you… and to feel you. To be able to hold your hand right now. Do you know what that means to me?

    Original: Mou gaan dou (Infernal Affairs) (2002) – Hong Kong vs Hollywood Remake: The Departed (2006)

    Well, Mou gaan dou didn’t make the cut to the BBC Culture poll 2018, and it wasn’t nominated for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 76th Academy Awards either. But I can tell you with certainty that that means nothing. This is one of the best gangster crime/drama/mystery films you will have ever watched (if you haven’t already), and it comes from Hong Kong. Three solid acts of… “Endless Purgatory Road”. One hour and forty minutes of delving into the characters’ inner changes, the ambiguity of morals, the clash between thousands of years of philosophies, and the downright cruelty of human nature in modern everyday life. Superb performances by the main and supporting characters and first-class directing by Andrew Lau and Alan Mak.

    The torch for the remake is passed to none other than one of the best directors ever existed, Martin Scorsese, who finally won one of the many well-deserved Oscars. To top it up, The Departed adds an archipelago of A-list actors and actresses (as per IMDB, their salaries comprised half of the film’s $90M budget) who couldn’t have done a better job. Even the overuse of the word “fuck” and its multiple permutations (238 times) sounds like literature. Former Irish mob members, police officers, and psychiatrists, to name but a few, consulted cast and crew and contributed to the film’s critically acclaimed box office success, raising it to the Goodfellas (1990) level. The Departed became Boston’s paradigm of Irish-American gangsters and fell no short of the tremendously high expectations.

    Conclusion

    So, how many more remakes do we need? Is it the American audience’s demand to Americanise foreign success or Hollywood’s mania to prove that they can do it better? Evidently, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. The “who”, “why”, “what”, “when” and “how” I guess determine whether or not a film needs to be left alone. I can’t help but wonder, though, with all the billions of dollars spent annually, why wouldn’t Hollywood invest in original stories as much anymore? Netflix does it, and campaigns are run against it, not considering its films worthy of the highest Academic recognition. What is the need for this? What do you think? Just food for thought.

    Thank you kindly for reading!

    Websites

    http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20181029-the-100-greatest-foreign-language-films

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English-language_films_with_previous_foreign-language_film_versions

    • Bordwell, D. (2008) Poetics of Cinema. Routledge.

    • King, G. (2000) Spectacular Narratives: Hollywood in the Age of the Blockbuster. I.B Tauris.

    • Leitch, T. (2007) Film Adaptation & Its Discontents: From Gone with the Wind to The Passion of the Christ. The Johns Hopkins University Press.

    • Mazdon, L. (2000) Encore Hollywood: Remaking French Cinema. British Film Institute.

    • Monaco, J. (2000) How to Read a Film: The World of Movies, Media, and Multimedia. Oxford University Press.

    • Welsh, J.M. (2007). The Literature/Film Reader: Issues of Adaptation. The Scarecrow Press, Inc.

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    American Son (2019)

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    While their son goes missing, an estranged couple, having a lot of issues to deal with, must wait at the police station until further news arrives.

    As a big Kerry Washington fan, straight after watching the trailer, I put it on Netflix and watched it. The disappointment was huge. So, where do I start…

    Characters: All four of them are dislikable. In a nutshell, Kendra throws out a few times that she has a PhD in Psychology, and not even once can she hold her emotions, lashing out at everyone. Scott, an FBI agent, acts nothing like it – more like a wannabe CEO with his head way up his arse. Paul is just a dumbass, and Lt. Stokes an obnoxious bellend.

    Acting: Jeremy Jordan could have made his naive character act like it; he could have done a lot more with it. Steven Pasquale looks like he doesn’t want to be on set; it’s like he forgot he is going out with his mates for pints, and he has stood them up. Eugene Lee acts as if he’s a judge, dragged out of bed in the middle of the night, and, as with Steven, he’s in a rush to leave the set and go back to sleep. Last but definitely not least, my favourite, Kerry Washington, constantly grimaces while raising political and social issues and acts as if the importance of those issues matters to her more than her missing son. Something that leads me to the…

    Story: Feels very forceful! In an hour and a half, it is trying to address racism from… Every. Single. Angle. The topic changes and, not very creatively, comes back to that every time. Repeatedly. Over and over again. And the damage it does is that it overshadows the parents’ greatest fear: the worst-case scenario about their child. Which may or may not be the case here (watch it). When your child goes missing and ultimately is proved that you know a lot more than you reveal in the beginning, you are not preoccupied that much with racism. You wait until your child proves to be alright, bollock it to tears, and then argue with anyone about anything. In American Son, everyone argues with everyone, and it all boils down to race. White on black, black on white, and black on black. And this notion to fully develop and thoroughly analyse such a perplexing and painful issue as ‘racism’ in an hour and a half ruins the plot, which should have been the parents’ agonising drama. Period. All the rest is a subplot.

    It’s a shame, as all the actors are brilliant (apologies for favouring Kerry more), but the story’s unfolding doesn’t do justice to the characters or the acting. Here in the UK, racism is a massively sore issue as well, but I have hardly ever heard any conversation going down like that. One of the best films I watched last year, which tackles racism in a very creative, subtle, but also kind of funny way, is Blindspotting (2018) – HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!

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    Blue Mountain (2019)

    A woman lies in bed watching the love of her life sleep and wonders if life is as she perceives it to be.

    Watching Blue Mountain, stop debating with yourself whether a short film can convey the message as effectively as a feature can and start wondering if what you perceive as real is everyone’s reality or yours. Translucent Film Studios, Congo Station Productions, and one (wo)man army Jasmine Brotzman produces, writes, acts, edits, designs, and directs life’s convolution, focusing on the antitheses of certainty and doubt, love and the perception of it, and the human mind’s complexity as it endlessly and relentlessly weaves our story’s should haves, could haves, would haves…

    A proud addition to the Film Festival Circuit (www.filmfestivalcircuit.com), Blue Mountain deserves all the spotlight it can get, and so does Jasmine.

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    The Gallows (2015)

    Years after a kid’s accidental death, four kids get trapped in a school and tortured by a sinister supernatural force.

    I want to be clear once more, and I will be every time I am forced to do a review such as this. I never judge a film itself. I judge the intentions behind it. As with The Nun (2018), the ghost in The Gallows is nothing but a clichéd plot device that does whatever is convenient and wannabe impressive to just… I don’t know… take them out? The story and dialogues are horribly written, and the camera work is plainly bad! The acting is mediocre (with Cassidy Gifford being the exception) and the VFX… plainly bad again.

    I try to be lenient, and I’m definitely holding my punches here, but it is really difficult as there is nothing positive I can say about the film other than the semi-decent opening scene followed by a freefall to rock bottom. The scariest thing is that Jason Blum jumped on board. What is even scarier is that there is a sequel out there, and Blum is behind that, too – The Gallows Act II (2019).

    I’m an avid supporter of indie, low-budget films and praise them every time they achieve what Hollywood blockbusters can’t. It’s admirable that two directors did everything they could to make this film, but please do not undermine your audience’s intelligence. This is why the intentions behind The Gallows are not noble, and this is why my review is bitter.

    P.S. The poster’s tagline: “Every school has its spirit”. No comment…

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    The Farewell (2019)

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    Using a wedding as an excuse, a Chinese family gathers after many years to bid farewell to their grandmother, who doesn’t know she is dying.

    “Based on an actual lie”… Lulu Wang’s real-life same-case scenario inspires her to write and direct a bittersweet film about death, the way it brings people together, and the human awkwardness surrounding it. Powerful is also the subplot showcasing the moral differences between East and West, even when language is not a barrier. The film consists of amazing, everyday, relatable characters, beautiful music (Wang’s behind the piano) that doesn’t dictate how one should feel, meticulous editing that balances the aspects of comedy and drama, and Lulu’s daring lens that unfolds a funny yet heartbreaking story.

    I proudly take my hat off to all the cast and crew, as well as the financers, and I can only imagine the risks they took behind such an investment. It is a great addition to modern cinema that will make you laugh and cry while reconsidering whatwhen, and how you would like to say to the people you love the most.

    P.S. SPOILER ALERT: After watching it, I urge you to find out what happened in the end in Wang’s real-life story https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8637428/trivia?item=tr4647494

    Shiying… this is for you! Thank you wholeheartedly for your wonderful recommendation!!!

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    The Crow (1994)

    A man, after being brutally murdered, comes back to life to avenge his and his fiancée’s death by killing the ones responsible one by one.

    Even though deeply stigmatised and remembered as the film in which Brandon Lee was killed, The Crow still remains Lee’s legacy and a ’90s goth, revenge, Halloween classic. One of Alex Proyas’ finest films that unfortunately spawned sequels that should have never been made. Ranked 37th in IGN’s Top 100 Comic Book Heroes, the film has significant differences from the graphic novel, but, proudly growing up with it, I can reassure you that, despite its flaws, it will be admired by every future generation to come.

    The production details vary from ground-breaking VFX to complete the film after Lee’s death, to sets getting destroyed, to numerous people getting injured, and to cast and crew constantly abusing cocaine from the set to the toilets. Regardless, if you grew up with it as well, it will take you for a stroll down memory lane, and if you were too young or not born yet, it would travel you to an analogue world before the digital era took over.

    Both father and son will always live in our hearts.

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    Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

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    Demons, witches, pranks going wrong, werewolves, serial killers and a virgin all happen in a small town’s Halloween night.

    Jack O’Lantern’s favourite comedy/horror. Writer/Director Michael Dougherty offers great home entertainment by blending scared kids, horny teenagers, and mentally deranged adults in a non-linear narrative horror with plenty of laughs, quirky performances, snappy editing, and highly creative costumes. Winner of the 2009 Fright Meter Award for Best Horror, Trick ‘r Treat is surrounded by mystery itself as, without explanation, it was pulled from the schedule, did not get a theatrical release, and went straight to DVD two years later. Producer Brian Singer reunites the amazing Brian Cox and the mesmerising Anna Paquin after X-Men 2 (2003). So, turn the lights off, grab something unhealthy to munch, and forget about all of your problems for the next hour and twenty minutes. Happy Halloween!

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    Sleepy Hollow (1999)

    An eccentric constable is sent to a village called Sleepy Hollow to investigate three mysterious murders, but he gets more than he bargained for when encountering The Headless Horseman.

    Twenty years later, it’s still captivating. Tim Burton adapts the legendary Celtic and German folklore for the silver screen and creates one of the most atmospheric, period gothic fairytales you will have ever watched. Sleepy Hollow is purely a masterpiece. The perfect balance of horror, comedy, and fantasy with an equally “magical” and intense subplot. Like Shakespearean thespians, all actors deliver amazing performances that enhance the film’s genre. Danny Elfman’s eerie score gets your undivided attention from the opening scene, and Emmanuel Lubezki’s hauntingly beautiful cinematography may have lost the Oskar to American Beauty (1999), but this merely means anything as you will probably have never encountered anything like it in any other fairytale adaptation [Maybe, Edward Scissorhands (1991) or Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)]. The “Best Art Direction-Set Decoration” Oskar was well earned for building the Sleepy Hollow from scratch within three months. As the crew stated: “The feeling one had walking around Sleepy Hollow‘s sets, and in particular the town at Lime Tree, was almost as if you were walking around the inside of Tim Burton’s head.”

    Sleepy Hollow is the best side of Hollywood. A side that is often forgotten by the studios but should be a reminder that quantity (the $100M budget) can be indeed spent wisely and increase the film’s quality. It is a reminder that visual effects are meant to be used to advance the story and not dominate the film, overshadowing its narrative. Words cannot beautify Tim Burton’s classic. A must-watch not only for the Halloween period but also for times of classical storytelling nostalgia.

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    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

    On Halloween, three friends and a mysterious drifter end up in a haunted house, where they discover a dead girl’s notebook containing deadly stories that come true.

    Are you a Halloween fan? Are you a ‘scary stories’ fan? Then look no further! Based on the ’80s homonymous book series written by Alvin Schwartz and illustrated by Stephen, Gammell Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is a nostalgic, coming-of-age horror which builds on the historical events of Nixon’s elections and the effects of the Vietnam War through the eyes of teenagers living in a small town. Is it too scary? No. Is it flawless? Definitely not. But don’t rationalise it, and don’t be too harsh on it. Like any scary campfire story, the couple of plot holes do not matter a bit as the film, in its own right, is thoroughly enjoyable and a perfect fit should you decide to stay in and turn the lights off.

    Great storytelling to keep you entertained, and how could it not be? With André Øvredal [Troll Hunter (2010), The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)] behind the camera and Guillermo del Toro behind the script and the production, it could be nothing but a perfect mix of reality and fantasy. Also, first-class acting by all the kids, and it was very well edited. I look forward to watching more Halloween films like this one, which creates the right atmosphere to ward off the ghosts and, whatever issues loop in your mind, take the back seat until the end credits start scrolling down. Highly recommended!

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    Fractured (2019)

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    Following an accident at a pit stop, a man’s wife and daughter go missing at a remote hospital, leading him to go to extreme lengths to find them.

    Act 1: An unsettling feeling takes over that cannot be shaken off. From the opening scene to the plot point, unspecified wrongdoing causes uncertainty about why this unsettling feeling applies pressure against your chest.

    Act 2: The “what on Earth is happening?” thought glues you to your seats as you unsuccessfully try to put the pieces together, wondering if you have missed something, or you have watched something similar before, or if this is a conspiracy vs paranoia.

    Act 3: Everything becomes clear until…

    Brilliant job from Brand Anderson, who brought you Session 9 (2001), The Machinist (2004), Transsiberian (2008), and Stonehearst Asylum (2014), to name but a few, and manages once more to blow our minds away. Read nothing, watch it knowing nothing, and I’m most certainly saying nothing! Turn the lights off, silence your phones, and descend into madness!

    P.S. Oh… uh… yeah… It was written by Alan McElroy, the guy who wrote 5 Wrong Turns! (and yet another remake?!)

    P.P.S. Gaz, Thanasis, and my beloved Ioanna, that’s a must-watch for you!!!

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    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)

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    After Breaking Bad finale’s massacre, Jesse Pinkman, the sole survivor and now Albuquerque’s most wanted, goes to extra lengths to gather money and flee the country.

    It’s only natural to have the highest expectations after finishing Breaking Bad (2008–2013). That’s right, 9 years ago! But El Camino is closure for Pinkman and not for the series. It is important to realise that it doesn’t settle any scores. It is about a man doing everything possible to get away and start clean. That’s what El Camino is about. The combination of Netflix announcing it and pitching it at the last minute and people not even wanting to watch the trailer to avoid any kind of spoilers created false expectations, hence the mixed reviews and feelings.

    On a final note, Aaron Paul has proven to be a brilliant actor once more. And my last sentence is a farewell to the great, astonishing, mesmerising, and colossal human being and actor… Robert Forster! RIP!

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    Joker (2019)

    Before Joker became the infamous criminal, he was Arthur Fleck, a mentally disturbed aspiring comedian who cracked under the pressure of an even more disturbing city called Gotham.

    It feels like psychological studies could be written on Joker. I’ll keep it to the point as I only do short film reviews. Todd Philips has delivered a purely cinematic experience. Everything works like a Swiss watch, with all the cogs serving their purpose. Joaquin Phoenix’s performance is on an Oscar level and, possibly, in the audition, eliminated the competition without a sweat.

    But this is the obvious information, and I will skip the technical and trivia production details to write from the heart. Joker wouldn’t be that successful if it weren’t for its astonishing character development and unexpected accomplishment. Joker, DC’s most disturbing criminal personality with deranged followers, was turned into a symbol for the oppressed antihero. Todd Philips and Joaquin Phoenix take all the time they need to unfold the antihero’s journey and idolise him in a similar way that “V” was [V for Vendetta (2005)]. And how is that achieved? By creating a relatable, everyday man who wakes up in the morning with a sole purpose: To make this world a little bit better, to make people laugh. And somewhere down the line, to make the people they love, and they love them back, proud of them for doing so. Take that from someone, and what are they left with? Arthur Fleck is the product of that part of society that constantly sinks you under the surface: the haves that don’t give and the have-nots that don’t want you to have either. But Joker springs from that product and becomes the one who will readjust the scale and, for the first time, will allow the underdogs who “…haven’t been happy one minute of their entire fucking life” a chance to do that. And that feeling that, even for a couple of hours, you root for someone like Joker… causes heart palpitations.

    This is why Joker is that successful.

    For you, Ioanna!

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    Climax (2018)

    Talented and diverse dancers from every walk of life gather in a remote, empty building to rehearse, but a hard day’s work goes really awry while they are celebrating, as their drinks get spiked and the hallucinations take over.

    Writer/director Gaspar Noé, well known for making his audience uncomfortable, helms Climax with bravery. Forget classic narratives, Hollywood morals and standards, and scripts written in detail. Get into Irreversible (2002) and Enter the Void (2009) mode and just let go.

    The largely improvised monologues and dialogues in the beginning and middle of the film, respectively, could have been trimmed a tad, as the audience doesn’t need this large amount of information to establish a point of view about each character. Of course, the celebration’s turn creates a colossal contrast between the first and second acts.

    Excellent camera work, amazing photography, powerful soundtrack, divine choreography, and brilliant performances. Especially given that, other than Sofia Boutella, no one has had any acting experience prior to the film. The protracted shots will fascinate you as the uncut surrealism reveals the escalating paranoia reaching its… climax in real time!

    Mesmerising! Sensual! Hallucinatory! Enchanting!

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    Parasite (2019)

    Father, mother, daughter, and son – all unemployed – con a wealthy family into giving them jobs and manage to get access to their house… that is more than meets the eye.

    Joon-ho Bong… the writer/director that brought you Memories of Murder (2003), The Host (2006), Tokyo! (2008), Snowpiercer (2013), and Okja (2017), to name but a few, strikes back with a comedy, drama, and thriller that makes you laugh, cry, and hold your breath, and not necessarily in that order. Avoid spoilers at all costs. Parasite deserves to be watched with an “uninfected” mind. Then, and only then, jump to conclusions about its metaphors, Bong’s thematic similarities with previous films, the clash of classes, and how similar concepts have been filmed in ways that yield entirely different results. Bring to your mind a new or an old film, one that had an impact on you or simply became popular. I still can’t stop comparing it and contrasting it to the same year’s Us (2019). Enough said…

    Parasite is the first Korean film to win the Palme d’Or at the 2019 Cannes Film Festival, and I can only imagine how Bong fell during the prolonged standing ovation it received. Hats off, and congratulations to all cast and crew.

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    In The Tall Grass (2019)

    A boy’s cry for help lures a pregnant woman and her brother into an endless field of tall grass where an ancient force dwells among its blades.

    You know it’s a Stephen King novella when there is an endless field in the middle of nowhere and mazes – Children of the Corn (1984) and The Shining (1980), respectively. If I had to pitch it to someone, it would be Coherence (2103) meets Triangle (2009). It is neither, though. Coherence is written in such a way as to just blow your mind away after insinuating that a comet’s passing will cause… anomalies. Triangle, however, is meticulously written, providing the right amount of explanation one should read between the lines. In the Tall Grass provides insufficient information about the element causing this horror, the reason, or the way it does it. The directing and editing deserve the applause here for maintaining the suspense of a film that 90% of it takes place… in tall grass. It definitely deserves a watch. Patrick Wilson is scary as hell, and Laysla De Oliveira, Avery Whitted, and Harrison Sloan Gilbertson deliver brilliant performances.

    If you are a Stephen King fan, this is definitely your year. It marks the third of four films adapted this year, three of which are behind the other: Pet Sematary (April), It: Chapter 2 (September), In The Tall Grass (October), and Dr. Sleep (November).

    Enjoy it!

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    In the Shadow of the Moon (2019)

    Three unexplained, identical murders in the city of Philadelphia will make a police officer devote his life to finding the mysterious serial killer behind them.

    It piqued my interest from the opening scene. By the end of ‘1988’ – a very well-structured and powerful first act – it already had my undivided attention. Don’t let anyone tell you anything about the plot. If you know nothing, keep it that way. In the Shadow of the Moon is a must for sci-fi, mystery, and crime lovers, as well as lovers of intricate, non-linear narratives that need exploring and thought aplenty past the end credits.

    I will say that one thing that bothered me, though, without going into details and spoiling it for you. I can’t remember the last time I watched a film with such a convoluted, mind-bending narrative, keeping a great pace up to the revelation of a brilliant twist and delivering it in such an anticlimactic way. Shame.

    I will conclude by applauding all thespians believing in the project and giving such amazing performances.

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    Crawl (2019)

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    During a category 5 hurricane, a young woman attempts to save her trapped, estranged father from his flooded and inundated with alligators basement.

    It is an action, drama, and horror flick that will make you forget your problems for about an hour and a half. Alexandre Aja makes Crawl a tad more serious than Piranha 3D (2010), adding a pinch of a background story to the characters that is very early washed away by the flood and replaced by gimmicks and cliches. Unfortunately, it is easily forgettable. It leaves you with nothing to discuss once the end credits start scrolling down. Kaya Scodelario is definitely the right actress for the role and one day, we’ll get to see her in a film that will leave us with our jaws dropped. She’s an extremely talented actress who deserves all the spotlight she can get. I’ve been a Barry Pepper fan for years, but Crawl is not the reason.

    Alexandre Aja will, one day, find the way back and direct a horror that will take your breath away. The horror genre needs him and his unconventional ‘eye’ desperately. He is way better than jump scares and yawnsome sequences that solely rely on sound effects. Haute Tension (2003) and The Hills Have Eyes (2006) are breathtaking and speak volumes about his talent and skills. I don’t know what Space Adventure Cobra (announced) is, but I hope the one after that makes me, indeed, once again, forget to breathe.

    P.S. I hope Sam Raimi comes back to horror as well. He’s been sorely missed…

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