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    Hatching (2022)

    A young girl finds and keeps a dead bird’s egg, but a horror beyond her imagination grows when it hatches.

    You don’t know what you sign up for! Meet the family… mother: detestable, father: poor sod, brother: mama’s boy and spoiled brat, Tinja: victim of the “perfect family” and the true anti-heroine of the story (or is it villain?). Once that’s established, the awkwardly looking and sounding gigantic bird spices things up. Admittedly, it doesn’t seem much, and its role, at first, is quite questionable and awkward. Still, the way the narrative escalates, the awkwardness is replaced by an unexpected horror that leads the story in an unpredictable direction. How so?

    Interestingly, the mother, you know, the one you instantly hated, you will despise later on. Her boyfriend? You’ll empathise with him, even knowing what’s happening. The father and son are as bad, and Tinja becomes one of the most exciting child characters you’ve seen in recent years. The last time I got that impressed was watching The Innocents (2021).

    Hint and tiny spoiler… I believe a moral is behind it, which concerns the externalisation of inner human monstrosity and its connection to the alter ego. The obviousness of the father/son relationship might be displayed on purpose by co-writer/director Hanna Bergholm only to throw you off and hide the subliminal similarities of the mother/daughter one. I’m sure you can find more online about it, but I recommend watching it, contemplating it, and only then doing a “compare and contrast” with what you thought of it. IFC Midnight rarely disappoints and always offers a fresh perspective to the genre.

    Excellent performances by Siiri Solalinna (Tinja) and Sophia Heikkilä (mother), as well as excellent photography and editing!

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    Prey for the Devil (2022)

    A demonic possession will challenge a nun’s faith and her promiscuous past.

    Decent concept, but too formulaic. Right off the bat, both photography and acting promise a good scare. Then, the statistics show up, and I pause for a minute to research if they are accurate. They aren’t. As Hollywood tends to do, it just bends truths and facts to confuse the audience, so they don’t know what’s real and what isn’t. Great narrative technique, but not when presented as “facts”. Come on…

    Regardless, the suspense and the thrill work quite well for the most part; the horror doesn’t, and the first exorcism cannot hide that. Certain Hollywood producers cannot escape the formulaic and the cliché. They will use, for instance, jump scares – which is only a tool – over and over only because the scripts they are handling are grasping at straws. Remember, “flashy” editing, rhythmic, and metric montages can only do so much to advance the story. The same applies to visual effects. The story needs to flow convincingly on its own.

    Robert Zappia’s script tries hard to become innovative but doesn’t do well. On the other hand, Daniel Stamm, the experienced director behind the gritty 13 Sins (2014), and The Last Exorcism (2014) seems to have his hands tight up. Lionsgate used to be ahead of its game, but not for years. They just love, as said above, the formulaic and the cliché. Jacqueline Byers (Ann) is a great actress but a victim of a narrative doomed to fail.

    You know what I would like as an audience member? Pseudo-realism! No soppy montages, no jump cuts, and no demons who do whatever the poor narrative demands them to do just to make it to the end credits. I would like a suspense build-up leading to a balanced drama/horror narrative addressed to people I can relate to. And all that, accompanied by filmmaking techniques that will not constantly remind me that this is a film, especially a Hollywood one. Both 13 Sins and The Last Exorcism do that. How can I properly relate to these characters? Once again, everyone could have been an underwear model. It’s like, literally, all Calvin Klein models quit and decided to become members of the clergy.

    Wait for the sequel of The Exorcist (2023) around Halloween time. Hopefully, that will blow our socks off.

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    Calibre (2018)

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    A weekend of quality time turns into a living nightmare for two friends in a remote Scottish village.

    Low budget, high quality, excellent deliverance! Absolutely captivating! Two friends go hunting in the countryside at a time when everything works out well for them. What can go wrong, right? Calibre is the epitome of how one’s life can descend into darkness before it reaches hell. A hell no religion has prepared you for.

    I won’t tell you much, but I’ll tell you this: it’s not an easy watch. It offers a soul-wrenching realism that will unavoidably place you in Vaughn and Marcus’ shoes, especially Vaughn’s. It will make you question what you would have done if you were them and will challenge your emotions and principles. On the other hand, you will be placed in Logan’s shoes, too. Remember, a remote local community’s sense of justice might be different to anyone who was not born or raised in a place feeling forgotten and abandoned by the rest of the world. Watch it and see what happens. Feel the suspense escalating by the minute, as well as the psychological torment.

    Netflix couldn’t get this more right! Writer/director Matt Palmer puts together a flawless drama/thriller, offering a suspense masterclass. Jack Lowden, Martin McCann, Tony Curran, and the rest of the cast deliver exceptional performances, amplifying the already heightened suspense and drama. My advice is to read nothing about it! Turn the lights off, put Netflix on, choose it, and experience the horror of consequences.

    P.S. That was the second time I watched it, and I felt the tension even more.

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    Nanny (2022)

    Wanting to bring her son to America, a Senegalese woman becomes a nanny for a wealthy family while her mind plays horrific tricks on her.

    Well-acted, but awfully problematic. It took me a few minutes to figure out what was not sitting well with Nanny. So, keep in mind that it is predominantly a drama and not a horror. Therefore, you may agree that a horrific subplot should support the dramatic plot. Well, it does that much, so the question is, does it in an appealing manner? In a way that hooks you?

    Aisha is an overly relatable character, especially for those who know about migration, and Anna Diop absolutely nails her part, adding to the drama that slowly and painfully unfolds. Hence, her story starts from sad, only to end up… well, you’ll see. But the snippets of horror don’t add up as they find it difficult to place themselves in the story. The constant use of eerie music when they try to do so is their only way of infiltrating, and writer/director Nikyatu Jusu feels the need for an “in-your-face” approach. That becomes a direct contradiction because what is happening to Aisha lurks under the surface, and the filmmaking techniques meant to deliver her uneasiness subliminally couldn’t make it more obvious as if you otherwise wouldn’t get it. You would. And you will probably figure out from the very beginning what the drama is about. In psychological dramas, thrillers, and horrors, the action is divided between on and off-screen, carefully chosen by the director what is happening where. Jusu places everything on-screen, projecting confusion rather than mystery, and the plot and subplot become indistinguishable.

    Jusu’s strong suit is using Diop’s incredible acting skills; consequently, she solely becomes the reason to watch it. Unfortunately, the film itself fails to decide what it wants to make you feel until the very end. Needless to say, the ending is a narratological mess that claims a “fatality” victory over the already visually wounded audience. Shame, really.

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    VFW (2019)

    In a not-so-distant dystopian future, a group of veterans barricades themselves in a bar to save a young woman from a drug dealer and his goonies.

    Hail the man who paved the path… the great John Carpenter! Director Joe Begos honours Carpenter and Grindhouse films with a modern, low-budget, gory, bloody, dystopian horror that will take you back to the 80s’ fun the movies had to offer. Great photography, great editing that defies time, space, and continuity errors, great practical make-up effects, great synth-wave music that accompanies the film throughout, and great acting by Stephen Lang, William Saddler, Fred Williamson, and Martin Kove – all acting veterans that Begos gives them a chance to work together.

    Just for your information, as per IMDb, the film’s budget was meant to be $20M, but when purchased by Cinestate/Fangoria, the production company that made it, it was cut down to a six-figure number. What I want to say with this is that movies are categorised as entertainment, but they belong to the film industry. It’s a business. A really tough one. So, production, management, marketing, distribution, and numerous other “gatekeepers” that you may have never heard of will influence the film’s final cut in innumerable ways. Back in the 60s, dealing with “auteurism” was illuminating and innovative. Now, nobody wants to hear it.

    Back to the film, there is nothing to examine, really. VFW works as it is, I wouldn’t change anything. It’s not Devil’s Rejects (2005), but who cares. Whatever flaw you find, and you will, is highly entertaining and, potentially, meant to be found. Just forget your problems and enjoy it for an hour and a half. There is enough bitterness out there for a thousand lifetimes.

    P.S. Not long after the film’s wrap, Cinestate was shut down because one of the producers was ultimately revealed to be the Harvey Weinstein of indie cinema. Fear not, though; other pieces of $h!t like him who knew all about it and covered it up went on to work for other production companies whose films most or some of us have thoroughly enjoyed. Yeah…

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    The Menu (2022)

    Upon invitation, a group of elitists travels to an isolated island where the chef has prepared a menu beyond anyone’s imagination.

    Spicy, sweet & sour, and easy to digest! Right-o… let’s start with the basics! If cooking is your fetish and you are familiar with posh recipes, you will engage quickly. If, on the other hand, you are as irrelevant as I am about fancy foods and restaurants and you quickly make pasta for three days just before you rush to work, then you’ll just find it funny and meaningless. You will only empathise with Margot (Anya Taylor-Joy) – and you won’t even know half of it. But brace yourselves, that is until course number… I am not telling you. This is where it gets interesting for both parties: the relevant and the irrelevant. The comedy and the mystery start blending in, and shocking revelations will glue you to your seats. The chef’s dark, surrealistic psychopathy moves the story forward in an entirely unexpected direction. As further disclosures about the… menu will not be made, all you need to know is that surprises, pleasant or otherwise, do not stop till the very end.

    Writers Seth Reiss and Will Tracy and director Mark Mylod’ The Menu, like so many films of Searchlight Pictures, is the fresh breath that Hollywood needs. I’ve used that expression before with production companies such as HBO and A24. It’s like, slowly and gradually, Hollywood reinvents itself, producing films like this one, Pearl (2022) and Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015), while still making, of course, superficial and somewhat insulting films of the likes of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022).

    Anyway, the narrative is deep, intricate, and twisted. See, for example, the “Tantalus” name. Read about the myth and connect the dots appropriately. I’m sure there are connections between the chef’s menu and the haves and have-nots, but the food industry is not my speciality. Also, look out for the themes of idolisation and fanaticism and connect them to the innumerable people who watch shows like Gordon Ramsay’s. That will explain Tyler (Nicholas Hoult) and the sous chefs’ behaviour and decisions.

    Highly recommended to all fans who love the marriage between comedy and horror – and great acting.

    P.S. Will Ferrell is one of the producers.

    P.P.S. John Leguizamo’s character is based on… Steven Seagal!

    P.P.S. Why do you think producers keep hiring British actors to portray Americans? Interesting…

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    Why Indiana Jones 5 will be the most intriguing action/adventure of 2023

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    It seems that after every spectacular and exciting Indiana Jones, a somewhat dull or let-down follows. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) will be the former. While the plot is fairly unknown, the prediction does not derive only from the film’s nostalgic and thrilling trailer but also from certain undeniable parameters.

    Having left the ‘monster’ films behind him, it is known that Steven Spielberg won’t be sitting in the director’s chair this time, and George Lucas will not be getting involved at all with the script. Fear not, though, as James Mangold is! The director behind films such as Copland (1997), Girl, Interrupted (1999), the incredibly underrated Identity (2003), and one of the best superhero adaptations, Logan (2017), takes over, taking with him his Ford v Ferrari (2019) writers, Jez and John-Henry Butterworth. Furthermore, the one and only John Williams will compose the film’s score for the last time.

    Though we don’t know yet who’s the foe and who’s the ally, the immensely diverse Mads Mikkelsen, Antonio Banderas, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, John Rhys-Davies (yes, he’s back), Boyd Holbrook, Toby Jones, Thomas Kretschmann, and more, will join Indy in what could be his last adventure against the unknown – at least with Harrison Ford. It’s an incredible cast that, be it Nazis, divine judgment, aliens, or anything else, will support him or plot against him throughout this journey.

    Indiana Jones 5 expands the franchise once more 42 years after the Raider of the Lost Ark (1981), which would have been a round 40 if the pandemic hadn’t changed the world the way it did. So, what does that mean for the hero’s journey now? As briefly mentioned above, Indy has been against numerous known and unknown forces that always came in twos. After Nazis and the Ark of the Covenant, the Thuggee cult and the mystical stones, Nazis and the Holy Grail, and Soviets and Alien artefacts, it only remains to be seen who Indy is going to go against in 1960s America. What human and non-human forces will be combined to add to Professor Jones’ experiences? How will his nostalgic self react to the new extraordinary stimuli presented? What will this adventure mean for his character arc? What does the future hold for one of the longest-running franchises?

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny promises to give a fresh perspective to one of the most beloved heroes of all time. It promises laughter, nostalgia, and action for the whole family with a new cast and crew, but still under the watchful eye of Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, who will act as producers and still with Harrison Ford as the titular hero. Spielberg and Lucas created a universe where the mystical and the realistic co-exist, bringing to life from biblical theories to extraterrestrial conspiracies. On June 30, buy your popcorn and soda, get comfy, and let the Dial of Destiny guide you to the unfamiliar and the unexpected…

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    Village of the Damned (1995)

    When a whole village mysteriously passes out, many women wake up pregnant with kids that will grow up to be pure evil.

    Classic, no matter how you look at it. The intriguing inciting incident, the mysterious human blackout that ultimately causes the pregnancies, is one of the most appealing cinematic concepts ever conceived – pun not intended. What were the whispers? How did they locally cause the massive-scale collapse? Was it natural or supernatural? All these questions, as well as the government’s interest in the event, move the story forward to the actual deliveries and the ostensible happiness that follows. But the signs of sinistry show too early and cut the happiness short. How do those kids do what they do? How is this going to end? Is it going to end?

    There is not a lot to say about filmmaking techniques. Some of them may be now outdated while others are standard, but it doesn’t matter, really. John Carpenter approaches the themes of life, death, and the supernatural in a way he only knows how. And that’s enough for you to know. Needless to say watching it again now, after all those years, it got me saddened right from the start. With the recent loss of the wonderful Kirstie Alley and the tragic years that haunted Christopher Reed after that film, I choose to remember them now at the prime they once were. Linda Kozlowski and Mark Hamill are also exceptional.

    Despite its differences and similarities from Wolf Rilla’s homonymous original film and John Wyndham’s novel, this version, despite its flaws, can still be called a “classic” horror for the fans of the genre.

    P.S. I know I’m being childish now, but I’m gonna say it anyway… Towards the end, I imagined Charles Xavier mentally battling them! I know, right?!

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    The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)

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    A man’s obsession to find out why his best friend suddenly stopped talking to him spirals gradually out of control.

    Funny, sad, nostalgic, and kinda heart-wrenching. Perfectly balanced, the drama goes hand in hand with the (dark) comedy in a small gossiping Irish society during yet another nasty civil war. The themes of hopelessness and helplessness prevail, characterising the two main heroes, Pádraic (Colin Farrell) and Colm (Brendan Gleeson), leaving still some room though for the ostensibly inescapable loneliness that tortures Siobhán (Kerry Condon). The underdog of the entourage, though, is Dominic (Barry Keoghan), the one who gets life’s shortest straw. What I believe, in this instance, writer/director Martin McDonagh’s brilliance is, is that all the characters above are experienced through the eyes of the villagers and each other (comedy), but also through their own eyes when they are alone and no one is watching (drama). The audience can experience the striking difference and inevitable clash between the two.

    You may have heard of character-driven vs story-driven films, films driven by the characters’ actions, and films driven by events that set the cogs in motion, respectively. Upon explaining that difference to numerous people who watched it, I asked, and everyone told me that The Banshees of Inisherin is a character-driven story because the heroes’ actions escalate the situation and move the story forward. While I agree with that, I will note that the story taking place profusely in April 1923, towards the end of that civil war, is not a coincidence. Therefore, I argue that it is a story-driven narrative, and the war (and, maybe, the wars before it) has mentally affected everyone the way it has. Not long after the film starts, Pádraic walks along the shore and turns around abruptly when he hears the bombings coming from the mainland. McDonagh stays on him, looking in that direction until he says: “Good luck to ye. Whatever it is you’re fightin’ about…” In its simplicity, this couldn’t be more heartbreaking. He doesn’t know who to say good luck to, and he doesn’t know why, either. He only knows how he feels about seeing his fellow countrymen kill one another. Respectively, everyone copes with that atrocity in their own secret or more obvious way. And Pádraic, the once optimistic and cheerful chap, gradually… well, you’ll see…

    I examine the way the filmmaking techniques interact with the film’s narrative more often than not, but there are times when I just let it go. This will be one of them. I’ll tell you this, though: Expect a brilliant soundtrack, astonishing photography, tear-jerking acting, and a thought-provoking journey that will make you laugh as much as it will bring tears to your eyes.

    As per McDonagh, “there was no other way for the story to end.” I’m sure some people agree as much as others couldn’t agree less. The fact that he makes all of us contemplate it, agree, disagree, or even create our own endings in our heads shows how powerful his story is. An absolute must-watch!

    P.S. It already has and will keep rightfully claiming every award under the sun. 

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    Troll (2022)

    A group of unorthodox people does everything they can to prevent an ancient creature from reaching Oslo.

    Hollywood-style action/adventure that excites as much as it divides. The solid first act is the exciting part. Firstly, the child’s perspective plants the seed of faith, then the rapid editing builds up suspensefully the faith, and then the faith turns into a nightmare. Everyone’s disbelief and the destruction the troll leaves in its path, but not its actual appearance, increase the suspense and maintain your attention until it actually appears and until the military operation against it begins. Somewhere there, the subplot surfaces, the troll becomes the reason the damaged father/daughter relationship gets a second chance, you get sucked into it, and then you remember that, oh yeah, there is a troll strolling somewhere.

    The Norwegian military operation is blatantly stupid and doomed to fail as any Hollywood military operation is, and everyone knows it beforehand. At least it’s well-shot and edited, so it will keep you glued. Unfortunately, but predictably, the same military bottomless buffoonery is infinitely amplified in the end, and one can only hope that the alternative will work. Every time I see these kinds of military operations, I get the feeling that there is an underlying message, something along the lines of ‘Hey! If that was not a mythical creature/alien/Jaeger/god/whatever, we would have kicked his a$$’ – a hint towards whatever country’s real-life potential enemies.

    Anyway, without elaborating further, Roar Uthaug’s Troll is enjoyable. Suppose you can overlook the Hollywood-style filming and the rudimentary story and character development. In that case, the visuals are great, the audio is superb, the acting is convincing, and the photography is compelling. Above all, though, it is beautifully edited. Christoffer Heie and Jens Peder Hertzberg’s editing is what makes it so good despite the aforementioned flaws.

    Enjoy it without over-thinking about it, and you’ll be all right.

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    White Noise (2022)

    A family that constantly disagrees on every aspect of life has to escape a major catastrophe, something that will deepen their existential views even more.

    Between Film studies that specialise in car crashes and Hitler studies that specialise in… well… Hitler, there is this family that doesn’t stop talking. Men, women, and children alike sound and act as if they came out of Shakespeare’s play or human testing for a new drug. No one speaks or behaves… naturally. Think of it as three unrelated or totally disjoined parts (at best) of the same theatrical that rely heavily on rhythmic montage sequences to match the film’s frenetic and unstoppable verbal diarrhoea.

    Without getting into too much detail, the comedic part is not comedic enough – maybe sporadically humorous or caustic. You won’t find yourselves laughing over anything, really. The part that is meant to be dramatic is not really dramatic because of the head-scratching roots that cause the drama. Finally, the horror part comes late(r) to the party, but even then, it doesn’t stay long, really. Everyone over-philosophising everything through never-ending verbosity leaves no room for processing all this information and, consequently, developing the intended emotions. Other than that, it doesn’t really know what kind of film it wants to be and its focus is all over the place. Take, for example, the camp Daffodil exodus. Similar sequences of evacuation have been in the past a living nightmare for everyone experiencing catastrophic events, including the empathising audience. Now, compare that sequence to any of the escaping sequences of the War of the Worlds (2005). Any. Escaping. Sequence. The comparison’s outcome leads to parody, and so do these disconnected points of view on literally everything and nothing. Is this what writer/director Noah Baumbach aimed to do? A parody of the American family? A parody of American society? Is that what that pointless musical, in the end, is (not spoiling it, don’t worry)?

    Think about it: what happens after the cloud is gone till the end of the film? Nothing. Nothing for absolutely no reason. While I haven’t read Don DeLillo’s novel, which is solely focused on the film and leaves the survival mode of the second part behind, all you get in the third part is lyrical nothingness. Who was meant to be the target audience? In other words, who was meant to like it? Horror fans? Nope! People who need a good laugh? Nope! Fans of existentialism (is there such an audience)? If I were to characterise it in one sentence, I would say that it is an exceptionally well-shot and well-acted bewilderment. Congrats to Adam Driver, Greta Gerwig, Don Cheadle, and the rest of the cast, who act so great for whatever reason.

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    Pearl (2022)

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    Pearl unleashes her dark side when she realises that her dream to become a star is crushed by the reality that she’ll get stuck on a farm.

    Pearl starts off with antithetical notions. The extremely colourful scenery, the joyful orchestra on the soundtrack, the dream of becoming a movie star one day, and everything a classic Hollywood comedy/drama/romance represented in the early 20th century, such as The Wizard of Oz (1939), are offered to you in a slasher horror of today, a prequel to a bloodbath that only takes place in that era. So, what do you think is going to happen?

    I have already spoken about X. The film seems to have been ridiculously edited on purpose (to resemble the 70s?) and still made, arguably, last year’s best horror film. While such editing was not spotted in Pearl, what couldn’t be missed was the prolonged build-up, the reason why Pearl became the psychopathic murderer she is in X. While it is considerably less eventful than X, Mia Goth (also producer) steals the show. She absolutely nails her part. Not only with her brilliant 8-minute monologue but throughout all three acts. She’s absolutely magnificent, and producer, writer, and director Ti West sees it and pictures her as the star her character always dreamt of being.

    Now, bear in mind that Pearl‘s script had already been written before the filming of started, and A24 produced both films. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: The people in charge of A24 know what they are doing. They are ahead of the game, and their vision is the new breath Hollywood needs. Think of them as the new HBO. They filmed two related horrors simultaneously, knowing they would be successful beforehand. Again… vision!

    In a twisted and deranged manner, Pearl manipulates the early “Hollywoodland” dreamworld, visually sodomises it, and turns it into a nightmare! This is an absolute joy for every horror fan out there. And none of it would be possible if, other than Goth, David Corenswet, Tandi Wright, Matthew Sunderland, and Emma Jenkins-Purro didn’t give their 100% with their remarkable performances.

    P.S. according to IMDb, Tandi Wright learned how to speak German only for her role – she even fooled two German crew members.

    P.P.S. To the specific online fan clubs: Before I found out about you, I thought of the same thing myself! You have my vote! To whoever studio mogul explores the idea of making a female version of Joker or a similarly twisted character, look no further! Mia Goth is here!

    P.P.P.S. Look out! MaXXXine is coming out soon!

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    Thoroughbreds (2017)

    Two diametrically opposite upper-class teenagers try to devise an intricate and sketchy plan.

    Two amazing actresses in a quirky and unpredictable thriller. The slow-burn and verbose Chapter One patiently sets up the scenery and provides insight into who Amanda and Lily are, what they hide inside them, and what they can potentially unleash. This is where Chapter Two comes in, gives you a glimpse of that, and provides the visual justification for the crime that needs to be committed – a little bit more fast-paced, admittedly, but not significantly. And you also get to know Tim, the accomplice. Chapter Three, the actual crime (?), carries the most suspense. Or is it? Chapter Four… actually, I am not telling you about Chapter Four.

    Cory Finley has written and directed a deliberately “emotionless” or emotionally confusing (at best) film. From a directing point of view, the protracted shots are a visual feast. They thoroughly frame the action, leading the audience to what they think might happen or purposefully misleading them to what actually does. But what really holds the attention is Olivia Cooke and Anya Taylor-Joy. They are remarkable and have fruitful careers in and outside Hollywood. Their diversity is simply astonishing. Unfortunately, though, not long after the film’s wrap, Anton Yelchin tragically passed at the age of 27. The film is dedicated to his memory, and we surely and sorely miss him.

    I recommend it to anyone who has patience with art. To anyone who knows how to follow the narrative and accept it for what it is and not what they would like it to be, and to anyone who appreciates great acting. Whether or not you will like it cannot be predicted. Regardless, I say you have a go at it. I believe it’ll be worth your while.

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    It’s Kind of a Funny Story (2010)

    A clinically depressed teenager checks himself into an adult psychiatric ward, and… a kind of funny story unfolds.

    Based on Ned Vizzini’s homonymous novel and his real brief hospitalisation in 2004, It’s Kind of a Funny Story is actually kinda funny the way it is told. While nothing is or should be funny, mind you, what you see is Vizzini’s reality and the way he perceived it at the time. Also, remember that the funniest comedies derive from the most profound dramas. That’s what writers/directors Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck brilliantly do; they beautifully bring out both. They feel Vizzini’s inner struggle, endorse it, respect it, and bring out the didactic and sensitive side of it. Keir Gilchrist (Craig), Zach Galifianakis (Bobby), and Emma Roberts (Noelle) enter Vizzini’s world and, under the supervision of Boden and Fleck, bring tears as much as they form smiles. Lauren Graham, Jim Gaffigan, Zoë Kravitz, and Thomas Mann (who a few years later aced it in Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, link below) do a great job in showing the lack of understanding the former people need to cope with the world. As a feel-good film based on an extreme yet realistic situation, when asked towards the end how Craig feels about his release, he responds with what the takeaway of the film is: that he “can handle it”.

    Sorrowfully, though, eventually, Vizzini couldn’t. And, sadly, three years after the film’s release, he actually did what for so long had been going through his mind. But his admirable effort, strength, and will are what we need to keep in our minds.

    With It’s Kind of a Funny Story, I conclude the list of some of my favourite comedies/dramas/romances that Hollywood has managed to hit the nail on the head. While I am not a huge fan of romances, I cannot not appreciate the efforts of the directors, writers, editors, cinematographers, actors, and all cast and crew that have contributed to making these films as amazing as they are. The rest of the list includes Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012), Ruby Sparks (2012), The Rules of Attraction (2002) and 500 Days of Summer (2009).

    This is the side of Hollywood that not only doesn’t insult human intelligence but actually gives plenty of food for thought and evokes all the intended emotions – which is what cinema is meant to do. Feel free to explore more of those films and create a list that made you laugh and cry. Why not move on to other genres that could thrill, horrify, etc.? Regardless, I will always do my best to keep you posted on the latest releases as well as older ones that you potentially missed or forgot about over the years.

    This is also my last review for this year. I concluded it with films that, when I watched them back then and rewatched them now, had a positive (even cathartic) impact on me, and I hope you feel the same. I wish you and your families a healthy, happy, and incredibly productive 2023. Be always well, and stay safe!

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    500 Days of Summer (2009)

    The joys and tribulations of a couple that sees love, relationship, and life in antithetical ways.

    Funny, sad, awkward, introverted, and very non-chronological. Well, as the narrator explains, it may be partially a boy-meets-girl story, but I would argue that also partially, it is the old fear-of-opening-up story. The narrator also talks about “walls,” but narrators are liars (see Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, link below). Filmmaking is a manipulative art, so don’t blame them; narration is meant to be misleading. What you want to happen and what needs to happen might not match what will actually happen. Sounds convoluted? Well, we are! Individually, let alone collectively. There are no fingers to be pointed at, though. We are who we are due to numerous personal, professional, academic, or even cosmic reasons. Do we want to change that? Do we need to change that? Then, how much of it and which part(s)? If yes, who for? Are they willing to do the same? It always has been and always will be convoluted.

    Very well-edited, acted, and directed, focusing on the dark side of love but also its silver lining. Writers Scott Neustadter, Michael H. Weber, and Director Marc Webb open up with a film that speaks their truth about human feelings and the things we say to one another or actually don’t. The amazing Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt share that vision and fully express the significant differences between expectations vs. reality, “forcing” you to root for one or the other. The way the story is told, though, I don’t think anyone could root for Summer. I believe that what she does, in the end, is brutally cruel. But, as we ultimately get to find out whether they actually meet one last time or not (you’ll get to decide), the truth is… even… more… cruel…

    500 Days of Summer belongs to the category of films I have been revisiting these days, and I truly believe they deserve your attention. Other films that do, too, are Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012), Ruby Sparks (2012), and The Rules of Attraction (2002). More to follow!

    P.S. Jenny, the girl mentioned in the beginning, was actually one of the screenwriter’s ex. Summer is based on her. So, the disclaimer is… personal.

    P.S. I still can’t believe sometimes how fast Chloë Grace Moretz grew up and how far she has come. She is an incredible actress!

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    Comet (2014)

    A couple’s six-year relationship is experienced through parallel universes.

    Justin Long and Emmy Rossum! And if that alone doesn’t sound appealing enough (which it should, by the way), know that Sam Esmail pens the script and sits in the director’s chair. Yes, the talent behind Mr. Robot (2015), who is also Rossum’s husband in real life. Oh, and Rossum and Long are also the producers, but enough of that.

    Comet is not an easy film to make or make sense of. While science is referenced numerous times, art is brought up a lot, and philosophy takes over every parallel universe, but none of it really matters individually as much as it matters collectively. To the point that they matter so much that they become incomprehensible to the human brain, and, alas, love is what matters the most, even if we can’t comprehend that either. Does love mean happiness, sadness, personal completion, or fulfilment? Something else? Does it mean some or all of that to us? Or to some of us? If not all, what does it mean to the rest? Furthermore, why can we never fully express ourselves until it is too late? And when that “late” comes, all the should-haves, the could-haves, the would-haves immensely flood our reason and intricately overwhelm our emotions, feeling like no matter how many lives we had, like a Nietzschean theory, we would always doom it, experiencing all universes colliding, crashing on us.

    Dell and Kimberly seem inundated with such questions, and it seems like no matter how many parallel universes they experience, there will never be an “ideal.” The signs that they desperately try to make sense of are personal interpretations of a world that will never come to be, longing for the little things from other worlds that they think, if they combined, they would create the perfect scenario in which their relationship would be what they individually want it to be.

    Having said all that, there is no reason to discuss match-cuts between universes, thorough mise-en-scène, amazing acting, and further elaborative filmmaking techniques. Just know that it is a beautiful film based on a beautiful script with numerous funny and dramatic lines, performed beautifully by a beautiful on-screen couple.

    As I’ve said before, exploring the human mind through voiceovers, monologues, dialogues, and generally the provocative inner conflict belongs to a series of films I’m currently revisiting and reviewing. I believe that has gone largely under the radar. Comet is definitely part of that series that adds to Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012), Ruby Sparks (2012), and The Rules of Attraction (2002). More to follow!

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    The Rules of Attraction (2002)

    As the year draws to a close, Camden College is inundated with parties attended by misfits, conformists, and everything in between.

    Every writer’s torturing question is, how do I start the story? Writer/director Roger Avary, based on Brett Easton Ellis’ novel, starts from the end, the final party, to introduce the key players of his story. Meticulously made non-linear montages by the amazing Sharon Rutter reveal what will happen to Sean, Paul, Lauren, Lara, Victor, and Kelly, only to rewind days before whatever happened and introduce them properly again by showing who they were before that last party.

    Every film sequence is important to the narrative’s development and is extremely well-constructed. There is something cinematically new and refreshing throughout every sequence. The back-and-forth ending, the visit to the drug dealer’s house, the junkie with the trombone, the edge of the world party, the Lauren/Sean encounter, the Sean/Paul encounter, the Sean/Dick and their moms encounter, the dressed to get screwed party, the suicide, Victor in Europe, and, finally, the very ending, are but a few of the sequences that will make you laugh as much as they will intrigue you. It might not mean much now reading their names, but watching them is a cinematic experience you will not forget.

    Here are a few interesting details about the film.

    • Brett Easton Ellis is also the author of ‘American Psycho’, and Sean Bateman is the younger brother of psychopath Patrick Bateman – when you see Sean’s look, you’ll get how psychopathy runs in the family.
    • The late George Michael gave Avary his song “Faith” for free when he found out they couldn’t afford it.
    • “The End of the World” sequence was filmed on 11 September 2001. 🙁
    • In the Sean/Dick sequence, the singing and dancing were completely improvised.

    Shocking that so many people still haven’t even heard of it! Avary characterised his film as “the assassination of teen comedies.” To their shame, numerous people walked out of the test screening shouting “fag film”. They missed what the narrative is about, why the characters are who they are, and didn’t stay till the very end to see what they came to be. There are amazing small details in the film that make it unique. There is a sign on Victor’s door for everyone to see, reading: “Victor, tests came back positive. Be careful.”, and still everyone wants to sleep with him, and he still hasn’t put it down. Notice how purposefully disjoined the film is in parts, and ask yourself why. Pay attention to the snowflake that lands on Sean’s eye-corner and think of what it may mean. The Rules of Attraction neither provides any answers nor does it become too big for its own boots. It merely emphasises change and transformation by distinguishing reality from dreams, the only way life teaches us: the hard way. According to Avary, he believes that the critics responded negatively to his film because they saw it as “bad fiction”. He begs to differ, saying that he believes that “[…] It isn’t. It’s a reality that nobody talks about.”

    Regardless of who really made it as an actor/actress/producer after that, James Van Der Beek, Shannyn Sossamon, Jessica Biel, Kip Pardue, Kate Bosworth, Ian Somerhalder, and Jay Baruchel give their 100% to the roles they were given, and I take my hat off them! Clifton Collins Jr., Eric Stoltz, and, of course, the one and only Faye Dunaway were and are incredible to this very day.

    The exploration of the human mind through voiceovers, monologues, dialogues, and generally the provocative inner conflict belongs to a series of films I’m currently revisiting and reviewing. I believe that has gone largely under the radar. If that one sounds like your cup of tea, you should definitely visit or revisit Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012), and Ruby Sparks (2012). More to follow!

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    Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015)

    An awkward high school student who makes spoof films is forced to hang out with a girl who has just been diagnosed with cancer.

    The side of Hollywood that can genuinely make you laugh as much as it can make you cry. This is what I call a flawless Hollywood film! You may think my view is a tad bold, but hear me out. The narration, the characters, the utterances, and the actions are shown in the surrealistic way they loop in Greg’s mind. And who has never thought: “Oh, if anyone could see how I make sense of this world in my mind…” Me and Earl and the Dying Girl is Greg’s perception of his world as seen through his eyes, but if I were to be more technical, through Jesse Andrews’ novel/script and Alfonso Gomez-Rejon’s lense.

    There is a lot to pay attention to, but let me summarise my top details for you just to get an idea and maybe appreciate what I think deserves appreciation.

    • The hilarious and inventive spoof titles include but are not limited to: ‘Anatomy of a Burger’ [Anatomy of a Murder (1959)], ‘Death in Tennis’ [Death in Venice (1971)], ‘Gross Encounters of the Turd Kind’ [Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)], ‘Raging Bullshit’ [Raging Bull (1980)], ‘A Sockwork Orange’ [A Clockwork Orange (1971)], ‘The 400 Bros’ (The 400 Blows (1959)].
    • The extremely well-written dialogue and monologues are funny, dramatic, and/or both. They will make you laugh and cry separately and/or simultaneously.
    • Thomas Mann (Greg), Olivia Cooke (Rachel), RJ Cyler (Earl), Connie Britton (Greg’s mom), Nick Offerman (Greg’s dad), Molly Shannon (Denise), and Jon Bernthal’s (Mr. McCarthy) performances are just beautiful!
    • From a filmmaking point of view, when Greg’s mom initially tries to convince her son that he must hang out with Rachel, her endless, non-stop verbal diarrhoea is seen and heard uncut all the way from downstairs to upstairs till Greg slams the door shut. The continuation of her speech is accompanied by a continuous shot.
    • Respectively, when Rachel makes the discussion about her treatment and discusses it with Greg (01:01:33 – 01:06:53), the five-minute shot remains uncut, not distracting the audience’s attention from the heavy accusations exchanged.
    • But if we were to analyse the cuts and the montages throughout the film, I would conclude that they are there to visually explicate the good, the bad, the ugly, and the beautiful. For example, the editing controls the rhythm of the film by creating sequences of various paces, such as the introduction of the high school – narrated by Greg, the animation cuts that anecdotally appear out of nowhere and purely visually make the point they want to make, and the mixture of such sequences that constantly and meticulously regulate the comedy/drama balance.

    In an attempt to avoid turning this review into an analysis, I’ll stop here and let you watch it. The aforementioned are merely examples that corroborate my point, but there is so much more that you will fall in love with. I will refer to this extended review in reviews of similar films that I will not say so much about. I am leaving such films for the end of the year as I have nothing negative to say, and they have impacted my expectations of cinema, raising the bar significantly high. Look out for similar reviews that I will upload in the following days. A film of the same level and category is The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012). Again, this is what I see as Hollywood’s strongest suit.

    It took me years to watch it again, and it evoked the exact same feelings as it did back then. I laughed out loud and burst into tears altogether. I hope you experience it the same way.

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    Ruby Sparks (2012)

    A lonely and eccentric young novelist starts writing a book about his dream girl, only to wake up one morning and see her right before him.

    Ruby Sparks misplaces your dreams and crawls under your skin. At first, you get a glimpse of reality. You see how it is; you get to know Calvin, the way he experiences the world, and the way the world experiences him. Then, you get a glimpse of fantasy, an insight into what is happening inside Calvin’s head. What follows is beautiful montages of reality and fantasy, resulting in the marriage of the two that creates the predicament. The comedy, as well as the suspense of that predicament, work perfectly on different levels. Calvin and his brother Harry know she is a product of the former’s imagination. Then, everyone else doesn’t, including Ruby. As the audience, you know all that, but no one knows where the story is heading. No one knows how this love story is going to end. Will she find out? How will she find out? If she will, how will she react? What will that mean for them individually? What will it mean for them collectively?

    Real-life couple Paul Dano and Zoe Kazan (also producers) have amazing chemistry, chemistry initially created by Zoe Kazan herself (script) and brought to life by directors Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris [Well-known for Little Miss Sunshine (2006)]. As for the story itself, there are numerous ways to interpret its meaning. My advice is, don’t try to make sense of the “how” just of “why”. The way I see it, our imagination is limitless. The world we create inside our heads can be anything we want it to be. All emotions and feelings can change into what we want them to be, and we can be the people we always wanted to be. A wise man once said that the writer’s job is the loneliest in the world. Not only do they isolate themselves from the rest of the world to write, but they also become gods of worlds that don’t exist. I believe the problem arises when “God” comes back from that isolation and realises their lack of control over reality.

    Again, you can make whatever you want of it; there are no right or wrong answers. If there is something certain, it is the fact that it is beautifully made and worth your while. Ruby Sparks is part of a series of films that I believe belongs to Hollywood’s most appealing side – and I review them back to back. Similar films I have reviewed and couldn’t recommend more are Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015) and The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012).

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    While You Were Sleeping (1995)

    After saving a man from a horrible accident, a hopeless romantic woman falls in love with his brother.

    Funny and romantic, and that’s all you need to know. You’ll probably know by now that I’m not into romantic films. Still, even I make exceptions occasionally for films that do not insult human intelligence and offer nothing but smiles and entertainment during this festive time. While You Were Sleeping is one of them and one that I watched as a kid back then. In a time when the Internet was not even a known word, films were one of the ways I got to discover the world and foreign cultures. The American way, cinematically at least, was, is, and always will be appealing to the human eye and soul – especially in this genre. This merely means, though, that American cinema, in and outside Hollywood, cannot be brutal, gritty, and realistic. That is another story for another time, though. I feel like digressing…

    After Speed (1994), Sandra Bullock became a romance queen and one of America’s sweethearts with many roles like this (and later on a lot more than that). Daniel G. Sullivan and Fredric Lebrow wrote a tight script, and director Jon Turteltaub made a comedy/romance with plenty of delay of resolution that will keep you till the very end waiting for the tables to turn. The film paces beautifully and leads to the outcome that brings that tear of joy to your eyes. It’s a beautiful film about the most beautiful feeling n the world; love. We couldn’t live without it, even if we knew that one day, someone would take it away from us. Failure to experience it hurts infinitely more than the pain it causes. Like most Christmas films, its message is to constantly seek it, for it can be found in the most unlikely places. And in the most unlikely people, who, like us, are looking for it to become whole.

    P.S. Bill Pullman hasn’t stopped surprising us with the projection of his internal bittersweet darkness, like Bullock, to this very day. Amazing actors through and through!

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    Silent Night (2021)

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    Childhood friends, now in relationships or with their families, gather on Christmas day to spend their last moments together.

    Funny-ish and somewhat emotional. Diverse and incompatible couples, inundated with animosity towards one another, meeting up on Christmas day while the world is coming to an end is a concept that can be developed in only a few ways. Think of it this way: The end of the world is the plot, and everyone’s secrets and lies are the subplot. The former is dramatic, while the latter is funny. So, by definition, Silent Night is a drama (genre) with comedy elements (sub-genre), so the balance between the two is integral. What should the “right” analogy be? Even better, is there such a thing as a “right” analogy? As the answer is very subjective, you will ultimately get to decide.

    Writer/director Camille Griffin starts it off as a comedy that relies heavily on foul language, especially when that language comes out of the children’s mouths. Slowly and steadily, when you start realising that everyone knows they are going to die shortly, you’ll start interpreting everything differently. What they know about the end of the world and their situation and what you do as an audience enhances the suspense, making you wonder if there is actually a way out of it. Griffin has paid a lot of attention to the details surrounding that ending. The lack of drinkable water and soda cans, the government’s presence (or lack thereof), the communication of information/misinformation about the pending doom… Everything seems to be adding up bit by bit. So, is there a way out of it? Watch till the end to find out. Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode, Annabelle Wallis, Lily-rose Depp, Sope Dirisu, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Lucy Punch, and the kids deliver solid performances that add to the film’s believability.

    The film’s concept is not original, but there is no such thing nowadays, anyway. It’s a Disaster (2012), Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012), and This is the End (2013) are great films that have explored the world’s last hours and the human reaction to it. While there are numerous more films out there dealing with it, a few of my favourite apocalyptic ones are On the Beach (2000) – one of my first-ever reviews, Knowing (2009), These Final Hours (2013), and Don’t Look Up (2021).

    With a sense of humour, Silent Night examines (superficially, I may add) the cause of the world’s end without particularly pointing any fingers. Maybe the lack of understanding is the reason why it happens to begin with. It is not another country’s fault; it is not intricate biopolitics, and it is not the government. If we want a change, as Michael Jackson simply put it, we start with the man in the mirror. If not, one of the various cinematic case scenarios may someday come true.

    This is most definitely not a gather-the-family-to-watch-a-Christmas movie, not conventionally, anyway. I’m really glad I watched it around this time of year, though, as it got me thinking. Like any other art, film is a vast and never-ending world that can repeat messages repeatedly in innovative, intricate, and intriguing ways.

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    A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D (2011)

    Having taken different paths in life, Harold and Kumar meet after a long time only to find themselves, again, in a pickle.

    Funny, insulting to everyone, and truthful to the franchise. I’ll be short and to the point. The narrative remains the same: The situation calls for Harold and Kumar to reunite, to go through one hell of an adventure where everyone gets high as a kite, wreaking havoc, and in the end, everyone to live happily ever after. Rough Mexican in-laws, the Russian mob, an animated killer snowman, kids on drugs, Santa Claus, and Neil Patrick Harris are but a few stops in Harold and Kumar’s journey. Kal Penn and John Cho make a great duet, and as with the rest of the films, they offer the smiles we need in times like these, especially this season. Neil Patrick Harris always nails it, and his comeback is very welcome. Patton Oswalt, Elias Koteas, and Danny Trejo are also great additions, as they are both highly charismatic thespians and even though they show up just a little, they make all the difference in the world.

    If you are sensitive to political correctness, don’t watch it. Watch something that does not intend to insult race, sexual orientation, or religion. On the other hand, watch it if you want to moan about how insulting and inappropriate it is. Todd Strauss-Schulson’s A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D comes unapologetically after everyone and everything. Easily digestible and highly enjoyable. And as a wise man once said, if only quality sold, we wouldn’t have fast food.

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    Violent Night (2022)

    A group of mercenaries simultaneously attacks a rich family’s mansion when Santa Claus is about to deliver the gifts.

    Aghhh… A grumpy, drinking, pissing, swearing, stealing, fighting Santa! What’s not to like, yeah? Well, there is nothing much you won’t like. Think of it as a funny Die Hard (1988) and Die Hard 2 (1990) set up in a house instead of a tall building or an airport with a pinch of an even more moronic Home Alone (1990). Actually, there’s a lot you will like. The writers of Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) and the director of Dead Snow (2009), make Violent Night very formulaic, keep in mind, but it’s what the narrative demands, and, probably, what you want from it. If you want to see something different from director Tommy Wirkola, I’d urge you to watch Dead Snow and Dead Snow 2 (2014).

    As with previous Christmas films, I won’t get into it that much. I’ll just say ‘nay’ or ‘yay’. So, the elephant in the room is David Harbour, who is as funny as he is badass. Maybe Violent Night lacks depth but count on him to entertain you. Remember, Stranger Things (2016) wouldn’t be the same without him.

    Furthermore, the diverse John Leguizamo adds personality to all the roles he’s played, and so does here. Alex Hassell, Alexis Louder, Edi Patterson, Cam Gigandet, and the young Leah Brady create great chemistry and, consequently, atmosphere. Last but not least, Beverly D’Angelo has always lit up the screen in all 132 films she has appeared in with both her skills and beauty.

    Expect plenty of shooting, plenty of fighting, plenty of bloodshed, and plenty of foul language (but not plenty of substance), and you’ll be all right. Again, there is no reinventing the wheel here. Just PG 15 “Christmas magic” and unconventional ’tis the season spirit in an old-wine-new-bottle recipe. It’s a ‘yay’.

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    Wind Chill (2007)

    One day before Christmas Eve, two college students share a ride to their hometown, but they break down on a haunted and deserted forest road.

    Haunting, mysterious, and well-written, directed, and acted! Before she became the Hollywood star she is today, Emily Blunt starred in this underrated Christmas horror, produced by Steven Soderbergh and George Clooney (who worked together in the Oceans Eleven franchise). Wind Chill is not entertainment for the whole family. It’s dark, it’s eerie, and it’s spooky. Mystery “breathes” throughout all three acts, and suspense intensifies through every minute that passes. Joe Gangemi and Steven Katz write, and Gregory Jacobs directs an intense thriller/horror that constantly makes you wonder where the story is heading. Who is Guy, for real? Who are these men walking into the woods? What happened to this place? Where is this place, anyway? In this instance, the hint to understanding how the supernatural works is understanding Guy’s reference to Nietzsche’s theory of eternal recurrence. Get that, and you’ll get why the damned souls act the way they do.

    I won’t spoil it for you one bit, though. You need to watch it! Blunt’s reactions to what is happening are realistic, and even back then, she showed what an amazing actress she was and how even more amazing she was going to be. Whatever unbelievability the narrative carries, the tight script and the believable performances by both Blunt and Ashton Holmes make up for it.

    Wind Chill is on par with Dead End (2003). It has a similar premise, but it’s a different story and has equal goosebumps! Find the right company, even if that is just your own, turn the lights off, and let it get under your skin.

    P.S. Question for you: Why was Girl able to hear everyone from the toilet’s gas station but no one could hear her?

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    Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

    A huge “player” finds his match the day before his brother gets married when he gets a visit from three ghosts.

    A water-downed version of the original source, but still watchable and enjoyable. The huge reason behind it is, of course, Matthew McConaughey. The guy nails it as the irredeemable player who causes physical and mental destruction all around him. He’s handsome as hell, eloquent, and… he is the right man for the job! As aforementioned, though, it is still a massively water-downed version of Charles Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’ (1843). McConaughey might be on top of his game, Jennifer Garner is an exceptional actress who can be dramatic as much as she can be funny, and Emma Stone and Michael Douglas also do a spot-on job… it’s just that director Mark Waters’ version is not on par with other iterations of Dickens’ original work, such as Scrooged (1988) and A Christmas Carol (2019), with the first being funny and emotional and the second dark and depressing. It’s not his fault, though, because I guess it never meant to make it to that level or reach the same audience they did.

    I avoid having a holistic approach to these films, nor do I analyse them thoroughly as I find them quite formulaic. I have no high expectations of them other than examining whether they can entertain you and keep you company for as long as they last. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past ticks both boxes and while not particularly profound, it still has the impact of making someone reflect on their past decisions and the consequences presented in the present day, especially when it comes to romance!

    Well, I hope you enjoy it or enjoy it again if you have watched it in the past with the company of your choice. As the film explicitly implies, no one should be alone in this world. Someone is out there for everyone; all we have to do is find them – unless they find us first.

    P.S. This was the time when McConaughey played all those roles that brought out his external beauty. Not long after, he took a turn to roles that brought out his amazing thespian skills and eccentric beautiful darkness.

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    The Apology (2022)

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    On Christmas Eve, twenty years after the day her daughter disappeared, a woman gets an unexpected visit from her ex-brother-in-law, who holds crucial information about that day.

    Nail-biting at times, but inconsistent overall. From a filmmaking point of view, it is an interesting opening sequence. Like an omniscient narrator, the audience hovers over isolation and “uninvited” enters Darlene’s house, the amazing Anna Gunn, where the drama and thriller will unfold. Interestingly, IMDb characterises the film only as a thriller. Respectfully, I beg to differ. Anyway, the reunion with the ex-brother-in-law (Jack), admittedly, paces itself but proves to be essential to the plot point that will connect Act I and Act II, namely the revelation of that information. So, be patient and wait for it. Just wait…

    The editing slows down, and the disclosure of information comes in waves. Writer/director Alison Locke focuses on Darlene and manages to capture the shock that turns into anger, rage, wrath, and, finally, despair. So far, the film’s strong suit is the balance between Darlene’s reaction to that information (receiver) and Jack’s position (transmitter). Gunn ultimately nails her part as the mother who lost everything that day and had to live day in and day out any parents’ worst fear, and Locke mounts the camera and follows that performance. Until the tables turn… and the characters start acting differently. Personally, this is the point where character development faces irreparable and head-scratching inconsistencies that damage the rest of the film. And this is where I’m going to stop in an attempt not to spoil anything crucial.

    The Apology is like a book or wine; some will like it, and some won’t. I definitely recommend it, but that is mostly due to Gunn’s performance. Another recommendation I have with a similar premise but a different story is The Lodge (2019). That is one helluva cinematic ride!

    P.S. it is always a pleasure to see Janeane Garofalo in a film, whether in a primary or secondary role.

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    Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

    A group of excavators in Finland unearth an ancient secret, and it is up to local hunters to deal with it.

    You wanna know the truth about Santa? Watch Rare Exports if you don’t! Also, watch it if you are looking for some Finnish Christmas entertainment! Well, it is not a secret that the excavators dug up… Santa Claus! A mean, bloodthirsty, flesh-eating Santa! Writer/director Jalmari Helander hooks the audience on what might be at the bottom of the mountain but carefully reveals details in a show-don’t-tell manner during the opening credits. While he spends significant time on the Sami people’s hardships at the Korvatunturi mountains, he’s not fooling around when the “rescue mission” begins – no spoilers. He builds it up gradually, slowly, and steadily while disclosing the atrocities those beings can commit.

    Rare Exports is a suspenseful dark comedy not meant to be taken seriously. It is intended to entertain and keep you company for less than an hour and twenty minutes and give you a glimpse of the Sami people’s natural conditions. There are no such things as plot holes or mistakes in films like this one, so I’ll stop here, hoping that, in this short review, I have convinced you to watch a film… “From the land of the original Santa Claus.”

    P.S. Legend has it that Santa Claus’ workshop is in the Korvatunturi area, where he makes toys and wraps gifts with his elves.

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    The Sixth Sense (1999)

    A troubled child psychologist takes on a kid who is able to make contact with the dead.

    Still haunting, still dark, and still gripping. This is more of a reminder than it is a review. By now, everyone knows what happened, how it happened, and when it happened. The reason I am resurfacing it, though, is to quickly remind you why it still cinematically matters and maybe encourage you to watch it again this festive period.

    I’ll leave out a couple of obvious plot holes that could have been paranormally interpreted in more than one way and avoid using reason to explain how we get from one act to the next. But… I’ll focus on some significant details that you either missed back then or possibly forgot over the years, such as the colour red. The award, the made-up house, the clothes, the staircase, the balloon, and, of course, the mysterious doorknob that does not open the door are only but a few examples of the colour’s usage that pushes the narrative forward but also betrays the film’s twist. This pattern is waiting for you to unravel it and grasp its importance about Cole and his bliss or curse, depending on how one perceives that sixth sense of his.

    The other mystery that makes the whole difference in the world in understanding how the story unfolds is distinguishing who tells the story. In other words, whose story is it? What Cole knows that everyone else doesn’t is now known. What Dr. Crowe doesn’t know, but Cole does, is also now known (back then, none of it was). The answer lies in the camera angles. What the camera shows and the way it shows it gives away the person or entity’s point of view. These angles also establish where the audience stands at any given moment, something that wouldn’t have been possible if the editing wasn’t such. Ultimately, after the film’s twist is revealed, understanding whose story it is will put into perspective who helps whom and will provide answers to most of the complex questions.

    Bruce Willis captures the essence of his role, Toni Collette gets her first (and last) Oscar nomination, and Olivia Williams supports the story to her full extent (she’s an equally brilliant actress). But the ultimate surprise couldn’t be anyone else other than Haley Joel Osment (also, first and last Oscar nomination), the wonder kid that was later seen in films such as Pay It Forward (2000) and A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001). And if you are wondering how a kid goes from a film like The Sixth Sense to A.I., know that in both films, producers Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall (husband and wife) are behind both productions. Even though that’s a story for another time, keep this in mind: Kennedy started as a production assistant in the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), helped develop films such as Gremlins (1984) and The Goonies (1985), and made the Star Wars universe what it is now. George Lucas might be the mastermind behind it, but without her, it wouldn’t have expanded to its current lengths. Again, just to keep in mind how, behind ostensibly irrelevant films, the same people call the shot. Food for thought…

    With The Sixth Sense, at the turn of the century, M. Night Shyamalan established himself as the new dominant ‘player’ of the thriller/horror genre, despite the numerous ups and downs that followed. I believe I speak for all of us when I say that we all look forward to the Knock at the Cabin (2023).

    Filmmaking is an intriguing and intricate process and The Sixth Sense is an intriguing and intricate film that took years to decode the techniques behind its effect on the film industry. I hope you enjoy it once more.

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    8-Bit Christmas (2021)

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    In the late 1980s, a boy made it his mission to acquire the most innovative video game console, the Nintendo.

    Funny, Christmassy, and a little didactic. While most of it takes place in the 80s, personally, I didn’t get the Goonies (1985) vibe. Maybe it’s the 21st-century camera angles, lack of chroma noise, mise-en-scene, editing, etc., or, simply, the character development that is kinda 80s, but for whoever lived through it, it actually isn’t. Even though it is considerably funny, in my humble opinion, it betrays the funny moments by emphasising them with the editor to cut right on them, leaving nothing naturally in the background or to the imagination. This way, it gives the impression that it tries to be funny slightly more than it does. BUT… that’s just me, and in a film like this, it does not really matter, anyway. I guess I am overthinking it when the expectations of celebratory films should be raised to the levels of entertainment and not to the levels of innovation.

    Written by Kevin Jakubowski and directed by Michael Dowse, 8-bit Christmas is a Christmas film for the whole family, and it is about family values and friendship. More particularly, it is about family values and friendship over materialistic pleasures and selfish needs. What’s more, 80s or not, it is a well-narrated story by a dad to his daughter about how things once were. And that’s something diachronic, something that will never die out, something that will always have been and always will be passed down from generation to generation. Neil Patrick Harris, Steve Zahn, June Diane Raphael, and every single child actor will put a big smile on your face!

    8-bit Christmas is an old-wine-new-bottle “journey vs. destination” with an excessive suspension of disbelief and a sentimental ending for the whole family. A great must-watch for this Christmas period to forget, even for just over an hour and a half, this season’s difficulties.

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    Sint (2010)

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    It is December 5, St. Nicholas’ Eve, and under the full moon, Santa Claus will materialise to kidnap children and turn Amsterdam into a bloodbath.

    Bloody, somewhat funny, but cheap! After a medieval level of slaughter – shot like those reenactments one can see on museum screens – that is followed by a modern family massacre, the introduction of post-modern Dutch society raises a lot of eyebrows. From exchanging dildos at school under the teacher’s watchful eye to police officers who shoot presents at the police station and everyone takes as a matter of course, writer/director Dick Maas makes obvious right off the bat what kind of film he’s made. Well, let me be blatant. It’s bad! Not like the bad ones that end up becoming cult films years later. Just. Bad. Script, directing, acting, VFX… you name it! Bad. In all honesty, the editing is actually good. It puts all these horrendous shots into perspective, creating a smooth continuity. There is no point in analysing it, really, as I will just keep slagging it off, and that is not the reason why I review films. That said, the film created a movement against it in the Netherlands even before it came out when the poster of St. Nicholas portrayed as a proud leader of the Walking Dead was released. Reading that made me actually want to watch it, but…

    If anything, I learned a lot about St. Nicholas and Santa Klaus and the way they are perceived and celebrated in the Netherlands. But that is something you can look up in a book or online. If you really want to get a (horrifying) Dutch filmmaking experience, you definitely need to watch Speak No Evil (2022). It will cut your breath short!

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    Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (2009)

    A college professor finds a puppy on his way home, creating an unparalleled bond.

    Funny, emotional, and absolutely heart-breaking! Companionship… what would we be without it? Hachi is a wonderful true story about love. All kinds of love! The love towards our family, our friends, our work, our pets. Well, in this instance, the pet is family, and its love cannot be discounted to anything else. Based on the true Japanese story of Hachiko and his master, Dr. Eisaburo Ueno, screenwriter Stephen P. Lindsey and director Lasse Hallström develop an emotional drama for the whole family that will make you smile as much as it will bring tears to your eyes.

    Richard Gere, Joan Allen, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Sarah Roemer, Jason Alexander, and Erick Avari set up the drama’s foundation, but as the title implies, Hachi (Chico, Layla, and Forrest) is the lead. Hallström, the director of previous tearjerkers and bittersweets, such as What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), Chocolat (2000), and Dear John (2010), makes you experience the narrative’s unfolding through his eyes. From a filmmaking point of view, while the film lasts only an hour and a half, it takes no shortcuts. Kristina Boden’s editing paces all three acts beautifully, allowing the audience to experience all the intended emotions and feelings: happiness, sadness, melancholy, anticipation, and hope.

    Sometimes, I ramble about this and that, but that won’t be the case here, as the film remains true to its goal. Ultimately, when you let it all sink in, Hachi is more than a film about mere friendship. It is about loyalty, camaraderie, and unconditional love. I hope you enjoy Hachi this festive period, when, like any other period, humans and animals need one another.

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    Carter (2022)

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    Upon waking up without memory, a man is tasked with a nearly impossible mission.

    Unrealistic and unwatchable! From start to finish, the same unrealistic things repetitively happen unwatchably. Carter is constantly running around, fighting hordes of people (more unscratched than Steven Seagal) in an attempt to achieve something befitting for the era just gone, namely the pandemic. Writer/director Jung Byung-gil tried to reproduce his previous film’s success, The Villainess (2017) (unfortunately, I didn’t praise that either), combining it with what writer/director Ilya Naishuller did with Hardcore Henry (2015) and Nobody (2021). Unfortunately, again, the outcome is neither.

    Carter is a film that thousands of people have worked hard to bring to life, so I won’t be too harsh about it. This type of action film is not reinventing the wheel: The Raid (2011), The Raid 2 (2014), Headshot (2016), and The Night Comes For Us (2018), to name but a few, are films with modest budgets and impressive results. The know-how is there. Byung-gil should have stuck with what works and added his own personality to it rather than trying to create something ‘new’ that is unbearable to watch. Arguably, his philosophy was: ‘I shoot it this way, and all the mistakes can be fixed in post.’ While mistakes are indeed fixed in postproduction, that is not the role of editing whatsoever! The editing stitches the pieces together in a way that the narrative calls for. The way Carter was shot intended to create the illusion of one continuous shot and irreparably damaged the hard work of those thousands of people in front and behind the camera. They say that the editing either makes or breaks a film. It has most certainly torn it apart, in this case.

    P.S. If you want to see how jump cuts and radical editing are truly effective (in a time when it was innovative), watch Jean-Luc Godard’s Breathless (1960).

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    Amsterdam (2022)

    In the 1930s, a group of outcasts started investigating a murder they were framed for, which led them to one of the biggest conspiracies in American history.

    A-list cast in a bizarre, mysterious, and awkwardly funny whodunit. From directing, cinematography, editing, (invisible) VFX, and acting point of view, Amsterdam is next to immaculate; the script itself, though, is, as said above, bizarre. Based on the political conspiracy against President Roosevelt and the coup that intended to overthrow him, the film consists of surrealistic characters, awkward humour, and a comedic way of seeing the war and social issues. Producer/writer/director David O. Russell selects a particular part of history and makes it “too” Hollywood by mythologising its existence and arguing and counter-arguing the pre-WWII politics in a manner that makes one wonder how they should feel about what they see.

    What O. Russell also always manages to do is gather the best actors alive and get them into his films: Christian Bale, John David Washington, Margot Robbie, Alessandro Nivola, Andrea Riseborough, Anya Taylor-Joy, Chris Rock, Matthias Schoenaerts, Michael Shannon, Mike Myers, Timothy Olyphant, Zoe Zaldana, Rami Malek, and Robert De Niro create excellent chemistry and do their absolute best in what seems to be a fairy-tale-like version of a historical event that could have changed the world as we know it today.

    The film was a colossal box office failure! According to Deadline magazine, 20th Century Fox lost an estimated $97 million. Why? Amsterdam is unmarketable! I can’t see for the life of me what kind of audience it targets as I can’t see how they pitched it to the studio. But if I had to guess, O. Russell gathered the names, and the studio would have just said ‘yes’. I think the film is just undecided regarding what it wants to say. It addresses a solemn, dark, and spine-chilling historical event in an awkwardly funny way that, despite the numerous marketable names, obviously didn’t work out.

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    We Own This City (2022)

    A chronicle of the unspeakable corruption of the Baltimore Police Department’s Gun Trace Task Force.

    A must-see! We Own This City is not just a miniseries; it’s a case study. The more you go into it, the more it divides you and makes you question your beliefs. Political beliefs are based primarily on our readings and/or life experiences. Again, the more we read and experience life, the more our political beliefs get either enhanced or debunked. Needless to say, certain people just stick to the beliefs they were taught, learn nothing from life, and inevitably, mentally stagnate. But that is another story for another time…

    Based on the book by Justin Fenton, creators George Pelecanos and David Simon, as well as director Reinaldo Marcus Green, stick to the facts and stun with their accuracy. While dramatised, the events displayed are purely shocking. Not just for the American audience who is, unfortunately, used to experiencing those events regularly, especially African-Americans, but for the rest of the world that only gets quick snippets of those tragic events, and, if not most times, sometimes the distorted version of them. What Pelecanos, Simon, and Green have achieved is introducing right off the bat, in a non-linear manner, all the main players and their involvement in this case, as well as the set-up of the scenery of that case. Admittedly, even though that’s too complex for my standards, they immediately cut to the chase and still manage to intrigue with that complexity. The intriguing factor, though, passes the torch on to the devastating corruption that constantly and increasingly keeps blurring the lines of legality and morality. What’s more, the deeper you get into it, the more you start questioning the already doubtful system, the role it plays, who it represents, the reason(s) it’s there as well as the way it has been developed, the people who pull the strings, and the way they are pulling them.

    On the other hand, the series will make you question the role of society, the individual within it, and its relationship to that system. As We Own This City colourfully portrays, society comprises totally innocent individuals, minor criminals, and major criminals. Respectfully, the system consists of hard-working, honest, apathetic, and deeply corrupted people. The burning and realistic question that instantly arises is: How will this work? How will a corrupted system be able to serve a corrupted society? A less burning and unrealistic question (yet tremendously important) is the oldest in the book: Does the corrupted system ruin society, or does the corrupted society unavoidably generate a ruined system (chicken/egg)? We Own This City addresses those questions, deliberately messes with your head, and provides academic food for thought once the 6th episode’s credits start rolling (and way after that).

    Jon Bernthal, Wunmi Mosaku, Jamie Hector, Josh Charles, Dagmara Dominczyk, Delaney Williams, Treat Williams, and the rest of the beautiful cast AMAZE with their shockingly realistic performances, conveying the intended messages to the audience. Bernthal is an extremely diverse actor and a powerhouse who deserves a lot of praise, and so does Hector. I remember how much I hated Marlo in The Wire (2004 – 2008) and how much I loved and empathised with Sean in this one.

    You will love it! You absolutely will! It’s a must-see if you like series like The Wire and The Shield (2002 – 2008).

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    Smile (2022)

    A patient’s suicide will lead a therapist down a dark path against an evil force.

    Raises the stakes and excites but doesn’t fully deliver… There are numerous types of narrations that the camera can help convey to the audience. One is the “omniscient narration”, where the audience gets to experience situations that the characters can’t. For example, be at multiple places at once and have background knowledge of the characters without them knowing it – they haven’t disclosed it, but you have seen it. This is part of why you engage more with their suffering and the events surrounding them. But not only. Not wanting to bore you more with jargon, I’ll move on to what I believe matters while watching Smile.

    For the horror part, the film successfully relies on the contradiction between the abhorrent anticipation of death and the eerie smiles right before it happens. Smiling is a feeling that should derive from happiness and not from a malevolent presence that totally ruins one’s life before taking it. And Smile effectively builds up the suspense that leads to the pending horrors. While the narrative is not original – a paranormal evil that forces people to harm others or themselves, and the protagonist, racing against time, needs to find a way to break that curse before it’s too late – Smile has certain strengths and weaknesses. Horror, in that respect, is the strong suit.

    For the thriller part, the film utilises the fear of doubting oneself and the feeling of helplessness. And that feeling is significantly enhanced when the heroine is meant to be an expert in explaining and controlling those emotions and feelings. Writer/director Parker Finn manages to balance those two genres really well and offers a refreshing perspective on something that has been said and done numerous times before.

    The script’s weakest point is Rose trying to explain what is happening to her to the people around her. Being a doctor, even deeply and severely traumatised, she should be able to convey her message in a slightly less “crazy” manner and rationalise it more effectively, at least to the people that she should have known how they would react. In that respect, the drama isn’t as powerful as the situation demands.

    As I’ve said numerous times before, it’s worth mentioning that none of the efforts behind the camera would matter if the cast in front of the camera didn’t deliver. Sosie Bacon, first and foremost, and all the supporting cast deliver convincing performances that increase the believability of something extraordinarily unrealistic, such as the specific supernatural force. And while at it, the fact that Finn chooses not to explain its origin or its true motives is something that you will judge.

    On a different note, I guess there is a discounted underlying message given (or not) in a Hollywood manner. The invisibility and, therefore, unpredictability of mental illness that constitutes it harder or even sometimes impossible to diagnose, let alone treat, makes the person suffering from it… all alone. And that’s infinitely scarier drama than any CGI.

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    Emily the Criminal (2022)

    After being constantly rejected due to her past, a young woman is pulled into the criminal underworld, where she sinks deeper and deeper.

    Bold, manipulative, and real! Shoulder-mounted cameras and tracking shots always raise the bar high. The story is straightforward from the very beginning. She has skills, but she has a past, and if she ever wants to make money, she has to go rogue. And writer/director John Patton Ford and actress Aubrey Plaza capture that from the opening shot. That mockery disguised in an interview’s clothes, the first job’s minor suspense, the second job’s increased tension, the painful reality of constantly working paycheck to paycheck and still making less than what you have to pay out, and the harsh realisation that your life keeps endlessly amounting to absolute nothing, gradually and painfully unfold like visual poetry. The question becomes, then, what happens when the shit hits the fan after all the choices that one has made, but they didn’t seem much of a choice at the time? Other than Plaza, Theo Rossi does a great job as Youcef (I have been a massive fan of him since Sons of Anarchy), and Gina Gershon lights up the shot she’s in, even if she appears for a split second.

    Excellent thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat and will make you doubt the honesty you think you have with yourself. Is Emily turning to crime just because “the system” lets her down, or has she always been the criminal she revealed herself to be? Again, brilliant performances and brilliantly paced, built up and escalated.

    Ultimately, what has always been known becomes more apparent: the crime world has one rule: no rules. And the one certain thing is that nothing is.

    P.S. Thoroughly thought title!

    P.P.S. If you’ve been to such interviews, you know. You know…

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    The Twin (2022)

    After losing one of their twins in a tragic accident, a family of three relocates to Finland only to face a devastating reality.

    Great ending, but somewhat lost on its way there. Let me start with a major concern because, overall, it’s a worth-watching horror with a great lead. The death of the kid (inciting incident) is discounted. This is by far the worst tragedy a family can face, and it happens straight away, and you don’t get to see a thing. There are visual manipulations that could manipulate the event and still make you feel lost for words. If you had visually experienced something, Rachel’s (Teresa Palmer) reaction would have shuttered you, and the rest of the family’s reactions would have affected you more. It just happens too fast, too soon. Having said that, let’s move on.

    Understandably, Elliot’s behaviour becomes the thriller’s epicentre and the basic suspicion that something is fundamentally wrong. Due to preexisting knowledge, you know what has happened (or not); you just don’t know how it happened and, consequently, how it can be reversed. Revealing the “true” reason behind it is the first twist, which will add flavour to the narrative and make you want to see where this is going. The convolution of the second one, though, will make you question what you already know or you think you know, and when it all comes to full circle, it’ll be up to you to decide whether it all made sense or not and if it was what you thought it was. If you ask me, the drama prevails while the horror fails.

    After everything was said and done, I expected more of a European school of filmmaking from director Taneli Mustonen and not Hollywood. Representative examples of my expectations would be The Hole in the Ground (2019) and The Innocents (2021). Pay attention to Daniel Lindholm’s photography; it’s thrilling! Furthermore, loads of credits go to Teresa Palmer, who deserves attention she has not received. Again, if you want to see her in something more realistic and European, I’d recommend Berlin Syndrome (2017). She’s brilliant!

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    Don’t Worry Darling (2022)

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    In the 1950s, a housewife gradually suspects that the ostensibly peaceful suburbia she lives in is nothing like she seems to think it is.

    Intriguing concept, but lacks depth. Suburbia, defined gender roles, McCarthy’s paranoia, and a hint of mystery blend into an overly euphoric society that raises questions from the very beginning. Who are they? Where are they? Why are they there? What are the men doing? Why are they doing it? I’m not asking more, so I won’t spoil it.

    While all the ingredients are there and the film’s premise is intriguing, the plot lacks depth. Without telling you much, you will quickly get the idea of the town’s conspicuous facade due to preexisting knowledge of certain mystery films. Once you do, you can hope for something totally extraordinary to happen that will make you say: I didn’t see that coming! Will you be blown out of the water when you least expect it? I’ll leave that up to you to figure out.

    Since its birth, art has always been questioning society and the world we live in. The film industry has done it numerous times – I’m not naming films to betray the narrative – and Don’t Worry Darling is no exception. Shane and Carey Van Dyke’s story and Katie Silberman’s script are exciting, and Olivia Wilde’s lens captures that excitement but not necessarily the thrill, the suspense’s buildup and climax. Is it worth a watch? Yes. Even though there is an agenda that reflects today’s troubled and confused society? Yes. To me, though, Don’t Worry Darling is a prime example of theory contradicting practice. It is directed by a woman intending to empower women, but, in reality, both men and women messed it up in the process, and the film paid the price. For more BS on Hollywood trying to be diverse, ask actress KiKi Layne what she has to say: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10731256/trivia?item=tr6531755

    Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde, KiKi Layne, Gemma Chan, Chris Pine, and the rest of the cast perform well, but surely you’ll find their performances a lot better elsewhere.

    P.S. Half of the main cast is British.

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    All Quiet on the Western Front (2022)

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    The atrocities of WWI as seen through the eyes of a young soldier.

    A brutal and soul-wrenching view of the real face of war, All Quiet on the Western Front earns its rightful place in the pantheon of war films. Walking on the shoulders of giants such as Apocalypse Now (1979), Saving Private Ryan (1998), and Red Thin Line (1998), it is a moving, heartbreaking, and evocative film.

    The first element that stands out is James Friend’s captivating photography. The beautiful landscapes will be the first visual to catch your attention… followed by the human justification of the worst violence, called war. While perfectly framed, its ugliness remains daunting and always unspeakable.

    Based on the book by Erich Maria Remarque, director Edward Berger has managed to pull off what seemed impossible in recent years: the atrocities of a war that tormented a whole continent and changed the fate of the rest of the world. While this is the third film based on the book, Berger claims it is another adaptation of the book and not a remake of the previous two films that owe their success to the horrendous events described by Remarque, who experienced that war firsthand. And so does this one. All Quiet on the Western Front is Germany’s official submission for the Best International Feature Film category of the 95th Academy Awards in 2023 and also Germany’s most expensive Netflix film. It is worth noting that none of the beautiful efforts behind the camera would matter if the people in front of it didn’t do such an excellent job. Felix Kammerer, Albrecht Schuh, Aaron Hilmer, Moritz Klaus, Edin Hasanovic, Daniel Brühl, and the rest of the cast’s performance is purely triumphant.

    Warning: This is not an easy watch. It depicts realities that no generation can tolerate, especially ours. Yet, as I compose this, certain human monsters make people relive those abhorrent years while they enjoy the comfort of their own couch and warmth.

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    The Stranger (2022)

    An ostensibly random encounter turns into an elaborative secret operation against a prime suspect of a heinous crime.

    Slow-burn, dark, compelling, and different! The Australian filmmaking school at its best! The introduction, disclosure, and development of Mark and Henry will blow you out of the water. This is the character development that film schools refer to. Who they were in the first act and who they are revealed to be in the end will keep applying constant pressure against your chest. By unfolding these characters along with the mission’s extent and nature, writer/director Thomas M. Wright creates a mixture that slowly and mentally painfully comes closer and closer to imploding. The charismatic thespians Joel Edgerton and Sean Harris put heart and soul into their characters, and while I usually say “shine” in front of the camera, in this instance, they put life’s light out, hence that constant pressure on your chest. Jada Alberts’ performance immensely contributes to the deprivation of the human psyche’s light.

    There is not much I can say without ruining the experience for you, so I can only urge you to turn off your lights and put your phones on silent mode to enjoy an incredible Australian cinematic experience. The script is solid, the editing converts the story into an intricate plot, and you get to know everything when you need to and not when you want to. Interestingly, what you don’t get to know is hinted at or implied, leaving it up to you to interpret it – the polar opposite of what Hollywood offers.

    The beginning and ending are visual poetry. The narrated images express feelings that eerily initiate and befittingly conclude this journey. Based on Katie Kyriacou’s book and a real-life haunting case, Wright creates a dark and heavy-on-the-soul masterpiece that, once seen, will not be easily forgotten.

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    Barbarian (2022)

    A woman arrives at her Airbnb rental only to confront horrors beyond her wildest nightmares.

    The epitome of suspense and the confusion after that…

    From a filmmaking point of view: What a 44-minute thrill! A slow-burn thriller that cuts your breath short by manipulating you as to who Keith (Bill Skarsgård) is. Can he be trusted? Is he who he claims he is? Is Tess (Georgina Campbell) overly suspicious about nothing? What would you do if you were her? Her relatable character and the predicament she has to face become the solid foundation of suspense and the driver to move the story forward. And then an unexpected, horrific, and atrocious nightmare begins and unimaginably escalates – no spoilers… By cutting to AJ (Justin Long), all writer/director Zach Cregger does is leave you hanging, on the one hand, but, on the other, he provides a great introduction to him, what has happened to him, and, once more, urges you to decide as to whether he is who he claims he is or someone who is accused of being. Furthermore, he eventually connects the stories perfectly. Without telling you how much later on, Cregger cuts to the “answers” of burning questions that ultimately (unintentionally?) create more. From then on, I’ll leave it up to you. Tone, pace, and rhythm change, and the narrative takes an even more unexpected turn. Last but not least, a lengthy round of applause goes to Campbell, Skarsgård, and Long, who give exceptional performances.

    From a sociopolitical point of view: A cleverly camouflaged (but not enough) “woke” film… The role of the white, heterosexual male, the role of the female ethnic minority, and the role of the police, to name but a few, are laid out there for you. I was in two minds at first, but it all became clear when I heard about Reagan (no spoilers). Political agendas made films. From The Birth of a Nation (1915) to Oktober (1927), to Casablanca (1942), to John Wayne, to the white, heterosexual, overly muscular American “hero” of the Reagan administration, to today… films always had an agenda. Arguably, back then, it was a lot more difficult for the average cinemagoer to spot these agendas, but nowadays, they become clear as rain. And, for me, it is off-putting. The agenda takes the focus from the narrative and places to politics. Something that you will not spot as often in independent productions as their aim is a lot more focused. Hollywood and forced-down-the-throat agendas go way back, but the good news is that there are still films out there that effortlessly aim to elevate strong female protagonists and minorities that Hollywood has been neglecting for so long and now is trying to “prove” it has been reformed (see comments on previous films I have reviewed on forced diversity).

    To sum it up, the best and scariest part is the layering – distinguished and emphasised by the highly skilful editing. Hands down, one hell of a ride to hell on earth: What could possibly be beneath something that creepily lurks underground? Then, the worst and most uncalled-for part is its political agenda.

    Regardless, I hope you enjoy it. It’s really worth the shot!

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    Halloween Ends (2022)

    Michael Myers faces Laurie Strode for one last time, massacring whoever stands in his way.

    Mixed bag of feelings, but recommended. I’ll keep this one deliberately short as I’d love you to watch it and decide. I did recommend Halloween Kills (2021) and I recommend this one, too. Halloween Kills provides a great sequel to Halloween (2018) and answers the most significant question of both canonical and non-canonical films: Why does Michael Myers seem invincible… on Halloween day? Respectively, Halloween Ends provides the ending (?) all Halloween films – especially the canonical ones – deserve (?). Maybe, on the way there, you’ll pick on a few “narrative discrepancies”, but no matter what, an end needs to be put to the saga of Michael Myers, who had been leaving behind him piles of bodies and very long blood trails, for a very long time (?). I know, too many question marks.

    David Gordon Green helms it one more time, balancing action, drama, comedy, and horror in a way that lets many fans down, and even though some of the “accusations” have a solid basis, some of them are as brutal as Myers. What needs to be said is that Jamie Lee Curtis is still the iconic Laurie Strode who set the solid foundation of the modern dynamic on-screen heroines.

    Despite its flaws, I hope you enjoy it. It’s Halloween, and this one seems to be the appropriate film/finale for the “spooktacular pumpkin period” (bad joke, I know).

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    The Midnight Club (2022)

    Eight terminally ill young men and women find companionship at a place where nothing is what it seems and gather at night to exchange horror stories.

    Millennial horror with some pleasant surprises! So… It is presented as if Ilonka gets the short straw in life and she happens to find… Hold on… that’s not right. A seventeen-year-old getting the news that they are going to die soon should not be treated as a “short straw”. It’s heartbreaking, demoralising, earth-shattering… actually, it’s something that cannot be described in words. And, here, it’s been described a lot and utterly watered down. Then, to an even greater extent, apply that to every kid involved.

    As if that’s not enough… one of my favourite worst practices in films nowadays, which I have spoken about numerous times, can also be found here: forced diversity. And whoever thinks that Hollywood gives everyone an opportunity in this way and that I shouldn’t be a stuck-up b!@£#, I would say that I only accept that theory if everyone couldn’t as well be an underwear or a fragrance model. Where is the opportunity for obese young’uns or unattractive youngsters? All of them are good-looking young men and women, and that’s amazing, but it destroys the illusion of whatever realism a series like this offers, distracts from the story, undermines human intelligence, and only becomes a crowd-pleaser. On this occasion, more credit will have to go to Ruth Codd (Anya), whose character allows her to be more expressive than the others.

    Other than that, here’s what you sign up for Editing that cuts to close-up reactions so you constantly know exactly how everyone feels. Dialogues that are 100% scripted where everyone knows exactly what to say, how to say it, when to say it, and who to say it to. Jokes that are not funny. Childish misunderstandings and childish reactions to them, emphasised by the editing mentioned above. Then, as also discussed above, clichéd characters portrayed by model-like actors/actresses who challenge nothing, really.

    As for the stories themselves, they are original. They are great bedtime stories, and while not horror, they are eerily entertaining. Their narrative will hype you up, but the visuals will somewhat let you down. I believe it would be great if one could listen to these stories in an audio form (podcast?). This way, our own images would have been created, and we would have potentially enjoyed them more.

    It seems like I don’t have a lot of positives to say, so I’m going to stop here. Part of the reason is that Mike Flanagan has raised the bar very high with his previous miniseries and films, and this one cannot possibly reach it. It has nothing to do with the actors and actresses. They shine in front of the camera, and I’m glad they all look gorgeous. It is Flanagan who seems that he didn’t take their terminal state seriously; therefore, their characters are as superficial as they are. As I have mentioned in a previous review on Dahmer (2022), Netflix is responsible for superficial and mindless entertainment as well as films and series that can shock you to your core. Unfortunately, The Midnight Club belongs to the former category.

    I am not sure how much control Flanagan had over this project, so if you’d like to watch a few of his best works, I definitely recommend The Haunting of Hill House (2018), The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020), and The Midnight Mass (2021). Hopefully, The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) will be as amazing!

    Despite my negative review, I would like to conclude with something I got from the series’ overall vibe. Life is priceless and the ones who are fortunate enough to live it should not take it for granted. Because the less fortunate ones put up a real fight for it.

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    Hellraiser (2022)

    The infamous puzzle box is found by a troubled young woman who will, inevitably, have to confront the merciless Cenobites.

    Watching the trailer, I couldn’t help but ask myself, what’s wrong with it? Well, for starters, it didn’t look “dirty” enough. Then, it didn’t look gory. It revealed too much in too little time and, consequently, didn’t leave much to look forward to. Anyway, the marketing could have been rubbish, so I couldn’t wait for the film itself.

    The inciting incident at the billionaire’s mansion will get you hooked but will not excite you. It’s a good start, but it could have been much better. The characters themselves are decent; more investment has been made in Riley, and Odessa A’zion nails it as a troubled personality. The rest were so and so. Therefore, whatever happens to them as the narrative unfolds will not bring tears to your eyes, and you probably won’t even say, ‘Oh no!’.

    Speaking of narrative, the film follows the same recipe its predecessors did, offering really nothing new or groundbreaking. The only “new” is the digital VFX and make-up that do the film no favours whatsoever. Unfortunately, that is an even greater weakness than the narrative because it makes the Cenobites look… fake. And if they look fake, the illusion of their “reality” crumbles. Hellraiser (2022) is the typical example of the parts being greater than the sum – when it should have been the other way around.

    Favourite moments include but are unfortunately limited to the beginning of the bathroom sequence, the beginning of the infirmary sequence, and the introduction of the notepad. The bathroom doesn’t come through – nothing happens, the infirmary gets you excited – and leaves you hanging, and the notepad, as informative as it may be, is not enough to make it the film it deserves to be: A film that represents unfathomable gore, twisted darkness, and unbearable infliction of pain.

    Here’s my advice: if you want to discover director David Bruckner’s true talent, watch these: VHS (2012) – his, but also all segments, Southbound (2015) – a favourite of mine, The Ritual (2017) (one of my earliest reviews, really synoptic), and The Night House (2020).

    P.S. It’s funny how Netflix raises the issue of Lionel Dahmer profiting from the book and the publishing company from the graphic novel. If you know what I mean…

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    Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022)

    The chronicle of Jeffrey Dahmer’s life as experienced through the lives of the people who knew him or thought they knew him and the ones who were unfortunate enough to cross paths with him.

    It’s almost Halloween, so this is my first choice for this festive period: a different type of boogeyman – a real one.

    So far, Netflix has been behind superficial and mindless entertainment that makes one wonder how and why they could spend millions on such productions, and, on the other hand, it is responsible for films and mini-series that can shock you to your core. Dahmer is a representative example of the latter. Ryan Murphy, the man behind American Horror Story (2011), is hell-bent on making you feel uncomfortable, and he has 100% succeeded in doing so. While considering that, please read my review / short analysis below, and if you haven’t watched it, maybe pay attention to specific details. Then, if you have, even retrospectively, use my two cents to compare it to what you thought. I aim to “bullet point” how the narrative has been approached. Murphy…

    … Throughout the episodes spends a significant amount of time trying to “blueprint” the reasons why Dahmer became the “person” he became. Reasons include, but are not limited to:

    • The hernia and anaesthesia (mentioned twice).
    • Mother’s paranoia and lack of love.
    • Dad’s obsession with roadkill dissection.
    • The parent’s divorce.
    • Society’s homophobia (instigated the first murder?).
    • The police’s incompetence (mentioned numerous times) and its cinematic depiction give a justification or seek a reason behind Dahner’s psychopathic and murderous tendencies. I presume there is an argument that these tendencies wouldn’t have developed if he had been caught and stopped (Dahmer mentions it had become too easy).
    • Towards the end, though, Dahmer suspects he was probably born like this…

    It feels like the blame needs to be shared or has to be put on someone, so Dahmer’s mentality and, consequently, actions make sense – somehow. Pay attention to how much attention is given to the police who do not care. Pay attention to the montage (thoughts) after his father asks himself if he could have done more and how deeply he blames himself. Pay attention to how the system didn’t care to counsel him and even let him go with a slap on the wrist after he got caught masturbating in public.

    … Throughout the episodes, Murphy shifts the focus of the series.

    While the whole series is provocative and all episodes are spine-chilling, episode 6 is the one that, in my humble opinion, raises the most concerns. Tony Hughes is shown as being born, loved, and struggling in life but being nothing but optimistic. Murphy gets the audience to love him more than any other character, and that is right after he gets us wondering whose fault it is that Dahmer became one of life’s biggest mistakes and after taking some of the blame off of him to pass it around. Murphy, on this occasion, tricks us into believing that there could have been hope for Dahmer if he had found love, unconditional or otherwise, but inevitably, hope painfully dies everywhere around him after all. My question here is simple: Why? Why would you shift the focus like that halfway into it? What is the endgame? What is he aiming at as a filmmaker?

    … Revisits the police’s incompetence for one last round.

    So, again, the loss of faith in the system. Glenda’s story is one of the countless testimonials where incompetent people undermine others, considering them inferior because they look different. Another question: Who knew that incompetence ruled for so long (and still does)? Answer: Everyone did!

    … Treats Jeffrey Dahmer as a case study.

    Making it to the last two episodes, it’s not only the focus that shifts this time but also the tone. While it is undoubtedly brilliantly made, the last two episodes become what the rest of the series had avoided that far; “too” Hollywood. The series could as well have ended in episode 7, and further details, such as life in prison and more, could be delivered with title cards. Yet, this is not the case. The comparison to serial killer John Wayne Gacy opens the door for Murphy to raise yet another question: Could someone like Dhamer be forgiven? Also, can someone like him find Jesus, repent and truly change? I think the answers have been given previously (see Episode 6), and there is no reason to keep investigating that. Furthermore, I believe that Murphy wanted to raise even more questions (as if there is not enough to take in that far): Could the two serial killers be considered the same? In other words, do their motives differentiate them, or should they both be treated socially, clinically and legally the same way? Be it as it may, to me, the only positive here is that we get more of Niecy Nash’s superb acting.

    And that applies to every actor/actress participating in the series. Without the charismatic acting of, first and foremost, Evans Peter, and then Richard Jenkins, Molly Ringwald, Michael Learned, Karen Malina White, Rodney Burford, Shaun Brown, and everyone who even briefly appears in front of the camera, the series wouldn’t have been the same.

    Conclusion

    The series is purposefully manipulative, and the order of the tragic and horrific events becomes, cinematically, as important as the events themselves. The non-chronological way of telling the story, the importance of when to start and how to finish, and what to include and what to leave out are all part of a narrative that, as stated above, is meant to shock. Every episode becomes a testament to Dahmer’s character, and every episode builds up his gradual monstrosity, raising more and more questions about our world. Speaking of the horror, I’ll leave you with some food for thought. Keeping in mind that this is a real person when the series’ title reads: Dahner – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, what kind of monster does it refer to?

    P.S. It’s funny how Netflix raises the issue of Lionel Dahmer profiting from the book and the publishing company from the graphic novel. If you know what I mean…

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    Vesper (2022)

    After an apocalyptic disaster, a girl with certain skills and her paralysed father are trying to find a cure for the planet while trying to survive.

    Intriguing, refreshing, beautifully flawed, and utterly atmospheric. Human hubris… the cause behind the apocalypse in numerous sci-fi/thrillers becomes here as well the reason behind our world’s ending. Thinking of knowing what we are doing and having mastered God’s complex we once more ruined nature and she triumphally returned the favour. From then on, it’s just a matter of surviving, adapting, and trying to find miraculously a solution to the calamity we so successfully caused.

    As stated in the beginning, it is refreshing but not necessarily original. Having said that, it is a (cinematically) satisfactory and at the same time unpleasant view of how our post-apocalyptic world would look if that certain disaster occurred (no spoilers). Unlike Hollywood, the visual effects here only serve the narrative’s development without overshadowing it and without attempting to impress you. Writers/directors Kristina Buozyte and Bruno Samper offer a unique European perspective, made in the rural landscapes of Lithuania. Extra credits should be given to the cinematographer Feliksas Abrukauskas for the eerie and nightmarish mise-en-scène (everything that exists in the frame). Last but not least, a huge round of applause goes to the film’s wonderful cast: Raffiella Chapman, Eddie Marsan, Rosy McEwen, and Richard Brake.

    Highly recommended to hardcore sci-fi fans and to everyone who loves paying attention to details!

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    Speak No Evil (2022)

    After accidentally meeting in Italy, a Dutch and a Danish couple meet again for a weekend in the Dutch countryside, where things go awfully wrong.

    Shockingly suspenseful! It is the little things that will make your heart skip a beat. While nothing is ostensibly happening in Italy, Sune Kolster’s music wants you to know something will happen. What seems innocent or just odd initially will get unbearably awkward and uncomfortable later. The slow-paced editing builds up the narrative to make the audience a narrator who knows more than the Danish couple. But neither we nor them can foresee what is about to happen. A prime example of editing (or lack thereof) is when Agnes is told what to do on the table – the perfect establishment shot involving actions/reactions simultaneously is like a volcano ready to erupt. Other instances of incredible pace and rhythm involve the dancing competition and the chaos that follows.

    There is nothing much to say without ruining the experience for you, so I’ll keep it short and conclude with the great acting. Morten Burian, Sidsel Siem Koch, Fedja van Huêt, Karina Smulders, and the kids play their part beautifully (I’m sure the kids don’t have the full picture), adding to a realism that will cut your breath. Writer/director, Christian Tafdrup’s visual explication of evilness, becomes a spine-chilling reminder that, arguably, the invention of monsters such as werewolves, vampires, and zombies might be our way of coping and/or even projecting a possessed “darkness” that we could never admit to ourselves…

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    Amercement (2020)

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    A small-time drug dealer struggles to get a legitimate job, and before knowing it, he dives deeper and deeper into the criminal world.

    A reality that doesn’t sound like Greek to any Greek. Co-writer/director Fokion Bogris captures through his lens the reality of the Athenian streets and the petty, unorganised crime like few have before him. From a narrative’s point of view, using profusely “lowlifes”, Bogris challenges toxic masculinity, personal and social insecurities, and homophobia through characters that have loads to hide and plenty to lie about. Everyone wants to “score big” or live the “easy life” with the least possible effort, crossing the lines of immoral and illegal without even realising it or caring about it.

    From a filmmaking point of view, he creates a neo-noir atmosphere and a sense of realism that numerous members of the Greek audience will identify themselves with. While “realism” in film theory is a subject that opens a lot of cans of worms that make theorists (endlessly) argue with each other, in this instance, what I mean is that, through its minimal editing, it reduces the shot-reverse-shot techniques and, depending on the subject matter, it focuses on either the action or the reaction. In either case, both become – intentionally or unintentionally – funny as, more often than not, the characters’ close-ups express the intended feelings. The same applies when all characters are included in the shot, and the audience gets to experience everyone’s feelings simultaneously. Add the colossal amount of slang and vulgar language to the mix, and the result enhances the realistic effect to the point of surrealism, a movement that, arguably, can characterise numerous societies nowadays.

    That particular filmmaking path, paved initially by writer/director Yannis Economides, has upped the game for the Greek cinema and the Greek filmmakers and has allowed the actors to express themselves in a way they struggled to do before, present society in a way that could not be really presented before, and make a statement that the Greek cinema can be as competitive and daring as anybody else’s. Having said that, that school of thought wouldn’t exist now if filmmakers such as Theodoros Angelopoulos, Pantelis Voulgaris, Constantine Giannaris, and Panos H. Koutras (and many more) hadn’t offered so much to the film industry.

    Finally, the last round of applause goes to the cast that shines in front of the camera: Vagelis Evangelinos, Stathis Stamoulakatos, Maria Baloutsou, Vasilis Anastasiou, and Sissy Toumasi.

    Amercement is definitely worth your while. It’s an eye-opener that “welcomes” its audience to the dark side of the world as you know it.

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    Fall (2022)

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    In an attempt to rekindle their friendship, two young women climb a 2,000-foot radio tower, where they get trapped.

    The daring opening sequence that will get you excited will be immediately followed by clichés that could have been easily avoided. By cutting to the bar, closing up to the whisky glass, and, over sombre music, explaining the emotions that are simultaneously shown, the filmmakers miscalculate already the audience’s intelligence. Not a good start, admittedly. What’s done right after that is the tower’s build-up. The editing’s pace and rhythm warn you that this is a beyond-expression bad idea, but if they hadn’t gone for it, the film wouldn’t have been made, and we wouldn’t be talking about it.

    So, the main sequence, the tower’s climbing and reaching the top… is absolutely terrifying! From the comfort of my chair, I could not breathe, so I can’t even begin to imagine how it would be if one were actually up there. And when calamity strikes, it gets even worse. You’ll probably start experiencing shortness of breath and vertigo because producer/co-writer/director Scott Mann utilises these scenes beautifully – or should I say fearfully? Even just standing or sitting at this height cuts most people’s breath short, never mind moving around, looking down, and hanging by it. I could barely sit still on my chair. Anyway, how much better does it get after that? Well, while the story remains intense – primarily due to the height they are at and the efforts they put to find a solution – the dialogues don’t get much better. The subplot does not really help the story’s advancement. Be it as it may, shortness of breath and vertigo persist till the very end of the second act.

    Overall, Hunter’s idea was stupid and selfishly she dragged with her Becky, someone who hadn’t climbed in a year, due to climbing lost her boyfriend, is currently self-destructive and depressed, and, consequently, is in a horrible physical condition (even though due to Hollywood reasons she still looks fit). And more stupidly, when they get up there, she asks her to do something even more stupid by telling her: “The old Becky would have done it”. Do I need to mention that they decided to climb an over 2000-foot tower of rusty and unstable metal with so much skin out? What can I say…

    P.S. While the B67 TV tower doesn’t exist, it is based on a radio tower of similar height that people have been using for climbing and jumping off with a parachute.

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    Where the Crawdads Sing (2022)

    When a dead body is found in the marshes, a recluse young woman becomes immediately the prime suspect.

    Engaging, thought-provoking, and deeply emotional! The brilliant opening sequence that promises a lot starts delivering immediately. The found body (inciting incident) and the accusation of Kya Clark lead to the flashback that reveals the American South’s problems in an emotional yet non-judgmental way. The domestic abuse and the notion of the outcast immediately prevail in the film, something that will get you to know Kya, humanise her before anybody else does, and, consequently, make up your mind about her way before the lawyer, the judge, the jurors, and the crowd does.

    Love, innocence, fragility, and the happiness found in everything that society ignores or learned how to turn a blind eye to set the foundation for the drama to flourish, hook you in, and open the gates to the mystery that has already started permeating it. Based on Delia Owen’s novel and Lucy Alibar’s script, Olivia Newman’s directing provides a good taste of the South of the 60s – leaving out or smoothly bypassing (surprisingly?) THE major problem – but also leaving a lot of food for thought behind, such as the lack of individual morals, the long collapse of societal ideals, and the downright detachment from nature. One of the hats behind this beautiful production is worn by the amazing Reese Witherspoon.

    Daisy Edgar-Jones (British, pulling a fantastic South American accent), David Strathairn, the man whose performance has never failed to impress, Taylor John Smith (as Tate), and the brief appearance of the diverse Garret Dillahunt create this ecstatic atmosphere that blends the thrill and the romance and lead this journey to its rightful destination. A destination that will raise questions from as far back as the court and the presentation of facts to the man’s reaction upon his discovery – no spoilers.

    Highly recommended to everyone who has ever felt, even momentarily, the way Kaya has her whole life.

    P.S. Take it from someone who has never been a fan of Taylor Swift: The end-credits song is Oscar-worthy and a perfect match to the film’s narrative! It left me gobsmacked!

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