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    Carved (2024)

    In a small town, a bloodthirsty pumpkin takes revenge on the people who carve pumpkins.

    Shallow, bad, but precisely what you might need before you go to bed. I’m not going to slay it to death, so here’s, in a nutshell, what you need to know. It is honestly unserious, intentionally poorly written, and deliberately funnily acted. What you sign up for is a low-budget superficial horror/comedy with a lot of obviously fake blood, mainly intended for an American audience.

    Don’t blame it, though. The real world is upside down, and Halloween is a celebration. Get some junk food, your friends or your own company and forget your problems for an hour and a half. The next day, you’ll forget you even watched it.

    I’ll conclude with two positive notes, though:

    1. It’s natural diversity puts to shame the already shameful woke films.
    2. In its shallowness, it still tries to pass a message: Screw with nature, and you’ll rip what sow.

    Happy Halloween!

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