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    The Tale (2019)

    When stories from her childhood years resurface, a woman starts questioning her memories of the summers she spent with her riding instructor and her running coach.

    Feature debut from writer/director Jennifer Fox, who… dares! She unfolds the most sensitive part of her life non-linearly and puts it out there for you and me to witness. The Tale is a daring yet terrifying case study on memory and how and why it works the way it does. And even though you will not get a straight answer, it addresses age, its relation to the interpretation of time and space, and how everything affects, clouds, and intricately shapes the way we remember things. There have been amazing research topics out there on memory and existence and memory and personality if you want to retrospectively examine your life experiences or test how well you remember situations you claim you do.

    Back to the film, Fox’s documentarian expertise shows straight away behind the camera, and Laura Dern’s raw talent shines in front of it. Next to her, Common, Jason Ritter, Elizabeth Debicki, Ellen Burstyn and the fantastic Jessica Sarah Flaum create amazing chemistry amongst themselves. My only dissatisfaction was the somewhat anticlimactic ending. I know it’s based on Fox’s actual experiences, but it’s not a biography, so it could perpetuate the already existing dramatisation of the confrontation part. But that’s just me.

    HBO and all cast and crew deserve a huge round of applause. I usually go with “I hope you enjoy it,” but in this instance, I hope you understand it. Look back at your own life experiences and wonder what has driven you to become the person you are today and how often you have caught yourself lying to yourself.

    Next time someone asks you: “You know who I am?!” ask them: “Who are you?”

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    Bacurau (2019)

    A pair of bikers show up in a remote Brazilian village, foreshadowing the massacre that isn’t far behind them.

    What a concept! And its development is something else! Forget about the classic Hollywood narrative and character development. The build-up and the escalation have a Brazilian signature, one you haven’t seen before. The everyday people, the everyday problems, the everyday average corrupted politician… it’s all there. It’s a brilliant antithesis to modern Hollywood films such as John Woo’s Hard Target (1993) or indie American ones such as Happy Hunting (2017).

    Editing-wise, the extensive uses of swipes, dissolves, and flashbacks lead to a non-linear action and a pace that messes with your mind, not knowing when it will escalate or how it will escalate. Add to that the “who is who” and what everyone is hiding, and you get a mixture of Tarantino, DePalma, Carpenter, and Leone wrapped with Brazilian magic in two unforgettable hours! In a classic Hollywood narrative, every incoherence, inconsistency, and discontinuity stands out like a fart in a library. For some reason, watching a film like Bacurau means you pray for more of them.

    Jordan, cheers for this suggestion, mate! Hope to see you again before you start travelling!

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    Vivarium (2019)

    Trying to find their ideal home, a young couple is lured and trapped in a suburban neighbourhood where every house and street is identical and seemingly no way out.

    Entirely allegorical, Vivarium joins the club of independent mind-bending films such as Triangle (2009) and Coherence (2013). Does it hit the mark, though? It starts by trying to, but halfway there, it seems it abandons the idea. Based on the short film Foxes (2012), also written and directed by Garrett Shanley and Lorcan Finnegan, respectively, its feature adaptation gives the impression of “surrendering”, flattens out until the end of the second act, then it picks up until the end… but the viewer is already “gone” by then. Third collaboration between Imogen Poots and Jesse Eisenberg, showcasing once more the undeniable on-screen chemistry between them.

    Personally, I did like it, and it did kill some time, but when it comes to “Sisyphusean” films, killing some time is just not enough. The end of the second act is worth watching, so the toughest part is trying to keep track until then. It may not be the best film during the quarantine days, but if, like me, you are a fan of one-location allegorical thrillers, don’t have any high hopes, and give it a shot, you might find yourselves relating to the protagonists more than you expect.

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    The Hunt (2019)

    Twelve strangers wake up in a picturesque, bucolic setting only to be hunted down by unknown people.

    Hollywood is an entity. A living, breathing, evolving, devolving, existentially confused entity. Universal, one of the major limbs of this entity, has a long-standing reputation of daring, challenging genders and races. The Hunt is not an original concept, but it’s a brilliant concoction of funny lines, vulgar language, and insults of all kinds, surrounded by gore! IMDb forgot to add comedy to the genres, which is beyond me. The Hunt can keep you on the edge of your seat while making you laugh. Extreme violence that does not disappoint.

    Unfortunately, it was never meant to take off. Fate, destiny, goddamn bad luck? I don’t know, and it doesn’t really matter anyway. Producer Jason Blum funds the amazing indie director Craig Zobel, who collaborates once more with writer Damon Lindelof in a one-of-a-kind provocative, low-budget, highly entertaining action/horror that caused significant reactions. It tried to come out last September, but the mass shootings in the US prevented it from doing so. Then, it was meant to come out a fortnight ago, but the pandemic this time prevented it from doing so. Universal released it on a DVD and on-demand anyway, and we, the audience, are so glad about their decision.

    Sit back, relax, and try to forget for an hour and a half the tragic reality we are currently facing. I dare you to guess who the protagonist is and who will make it out alive when they all gather in the field.

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    Bloodshot (2020)

    A soldier comes back from a mission, gets murdered, but is brought back to life with superpowers, and now he seeks revenge.

    I’m not going to slay it. The film suffered irreparable damage from the pandemic but was not going to perform well anyway. Director Dave Wilson is a VFX director, and it showed straight away on his feature debut. The film’s narrative doesn’t flow, and the editing, probably for production reasons, is trying to pick up the pieces and put them together. It didn’t even mimic or attempt to better the à la The Edge of Tomorrow (2014) repeat mode part to enhance and engage the audience with Bloodshot’s “nightmare”. Toby Kebbell’s and Guy Pearce’s charisma didn’t get the chance to shine at all as, once again, the narrative didn’t do anyone any favours.

    Films like Bloodshot remind us that even if the original source is a best-selling graphic novel (Valiant’s in this instance), this merely means that the respective film will be as successful. “Don’t judge a book by its film,” I read somewhere. It’s a shame; the film was doomed to take a big hit either way.

    I would like to conclude by taking my hat off to the VFX department as they couldn’t have done it better and the result of their work is highly impressive.

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    Bloodride (2020)

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    A driver enters his empty bus, sits behind the wheel, and through his rear-view mirror, sees passengers with dark past and evil stories to unfold, waiting to be carried across…

    Do you remember Creepshow (1982)? Welcome to the third decade of the 21st-century Norwegian Netflix version of it… wait a minute… this is how I started The Platform (2019) review… Damn! Well… it seems that Netflix is taking the “old wine, new bottle” approach. I would complain if the result were a fake or bad copy, but, to my surprise, it isn’t. And this time comes from Norway.

    The purposefully vague and convoluted logline is there not to disclose anything at all. Six half-hour authentic, Norwegian, obscure stories, incredibly made and delivered, are waiting for you to sit in front of your TV in times of isolation, take your mind off our sad reality – even for a while – and enter… an evil one (six actually). So, sit back, relax, and enjoy it either as a film or mini-series.

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    The Platform (2019)

    An unconventional prison with unknown underground levels called The Hole, starting from top to bottom, provides food for inmates through a platform that is always consumed disproportionally… as no rules apply.

    Do you remember Cube (1997)? Welcome to the 21st-century Spanish Netflix version of it. Brilliantly produced, directed, edited, and acted, The Platform will “brutally” entertain you and keep you on the edge of your seat. The photography offers a claustrophobic environment that, on occasion, will suffocate you as much as the inmates.

    The weak link here is the writing, though. There are at least two obvious plotholes that, unfortunately, no department spotted – or cared to fix.

    1. The levels’ inexplicable temperature rise/drop: It wouldn’t be a plot hole if a visible source were causing it.

    2. The inmates’ transfer from level to level. It wouldn’t be a plot hole if, once again, we saw some gas coming out of… somewhere that knocked them out. Also, swapping everyone from every level simultaneously and having only the platform to access each level increases the implausibility.

    I’m a huge fan of the “don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story”. How can you ignore the facts when no one tries to disguise them? Please, do watch it! I highly recommend it. The above-mentioned plotholes are spoilers-free. It is tempting to analyse the film’s message as well, but I can’t do it without giving away the plot, so I’ll just leave it with you. I hope you enjoy this Spanish achievement as much as I did.

    P.S. My warm-hearted wishes go out to the Spanish people – and the rest of the world – who are suffering great losses.

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    I See You (2019)

    Strange phenomena occur in a detective’s house while he’s trying to bring his family together and investigate the case of a disappeared kid.

    How on Earth did this one go unnoticed??? I See You defies Hollywood conventions and comes out of nowhere to shock you with its originality. Director Adam Randal and writer Devon Graye do a tremendous job behind the camera, and Helen Hunt, Jon Tenney, Judah Lewis, Owen Teague, and last but not least, Liebe Barer work perfectly with and against each other and keep you on the edge of your seat. Films like this still prove that, to this day, no one can predict the success of a film. Distribution, marketing, timing, and innumerable production miscalculations that you and I will never find out all blend in, sometimes all at once, and work in favour or against a film that either makes it or breaks it.

    Regardless of the outcome, I See You is highly recommended, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I’m not gonna say much… Actually, I won’t say anything at all and let you guys feel the thrill. The timelines, the acting, the music, the lack of it, the vantage points, the twists and turns… are all you need to escape our reality and the abhorrent times we currently live in.

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    After Midnight (2019)

    Following his girlfriend’s disappearance, a man starts questioning his sanity when what appears to be a beast starts lurking outside his house in the darkness.

    The amazing photography shows from the opening scene! Narrative-wise, the non-linear timeline adds to the suspense by manipulating the fabula and the syuzhet, increasing the tension – when there is some. Unfortunately, though, the photography, the narrative structure, even Brea Grant’s amazing presence, and what could have been an otherwise strong story… amount to nothing! And by nothing, I mean NOTHING!

    This is what I don’t get. The story is meant to be horrific and dramatic, something that the photography utterly supports, BUT the comedic style of directing prevails, leaving the viewer with a big freaking question mark and mixed feelings as to where it is heading. And it ended up heading nowhere. The 14-minute shot is intriguing in a theatrical way, and it would be interesting to find out how many takes they’ve had. And that is my only takeaway.

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    Point Blank (2019)

    A male nurse and a crook have to team up against corrupt cops and gangsters to protect their families.

    Entertaining Netflix action flick with two amazing actors, buddies from Gangster Squad (2013) and the MCU. Anthony Mackie and Frank Grillo unite once more as heroes and antiheroes, respectively, and spend 24 unforgettable (screening) hours together to get their lives and those of their families back. Netflix knows the recipe very well and does it once more. Adding humorous elements adds to the joy, and the fast-paced thrill makes your hour and twenty minutes fly by. Joe Lynch deserves the spotlight, and I hope he gets it one day as that’s the third film I’ve seen from him, and I must say that his films are highly enjoyable. Everly (2014) and Mayhem (2017) are worth mentioning. It is a good opportunity to rewatch and review them. Mackie and Grillo acted very well and made an incredible duo.

    Don’t fall for the negativity. Films like Blank Point make us forget how gloomy and nasty it is out there, especially in the unfortunate and difficult times that all of us are facing at the moment. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. And always stay safe!

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    Daniel Isn’t Real (2019)

    A young boy who goes through a horrific traumatic experience creates an imaginary friend, then “locks him away” for years, only to bring him back as a college freshman to help him cope with life once more.

    It’s a very interesting concept, but I have mixed feelings about its execution. The producers that brought you Mandy (2018) prepared a thought-provoking horror/thriller for a different crowd this time. Daniel Isn’t Real‘s strong plot is supported by an equally strong subplot that keeps the film’s cogs constantly in motion. With Adam Egypt Mortimer behind the camera and Miles Robbins and Patrick Schwarzenegger in front of it, that thriller will exceed your expectations. Bear in mind, though, that you won’t have high expectations as the film is relatively unknown.

    There are two more mentions left: Sasha Lane. If you don’t know her, you must watch American Honey (2016) – she shines in front of the camera, and I look forward to receiving her Oscar. Lastly, the incredible Mary Stuart Masterson takes the film to the next level. Wait until you see what I have to say about her when I review one of my favourite dramas, Fried Green Tomatoes (1991).

    What prevents Daniel Isn’t Real from becoming a great indie in this genre is its pace. Pay attention to the opening sequence’s tempo, then each sequence separately, and retrospectively, in the end, wonder how its rhythm felt.

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    This is England ’83 / ’86 / ’88 / ’90

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    “Combo: Men have laid down their lives for this. For this… and for what? So people can stick their fucking flag in the ground and say, “Yeah! This is England (pointing to the ground). And this is England (pointing to the heart)! And this is England (pointing to the mind)!”

    Danny Cohen’s ’80s grainy cinematography and Ludovico Einaudi’s heartbreaking soundtrack accompany Midlander Shane Meadows, who creates a tear-jerking life drama based on his childhood experiences that debuted and elevated actors who were introduced to the world. Thomas Turgoose, Joseph Gilgun, Jack O’Connell – whose part was written specifically for him, Andrew Shim, Vicky McClure, who, as the years pass by, turns into a more and more magnificent actress and woman, Rosamund Hanson, Chanel Cresswell, Michael Socha, and Andrew Ellis get into the role and genuinely become the everyday heroes you see on camera. The striking Stephen Graham and Johnny Harris need no introductions.

    Straight from the kick-off, the opening credits, archive footage, and montage spanning from the Falklands War to Knight Rider (1982) pretty much sums up the story of the sociopolitical situation in England but also the world in the ’80s. Shaun, Milky, Lol, Woody, Smell, Gadget, Trev, Kelly, Lenny, Pukey, and Bully all go through a rite of passage: the inescapable process of becoming men and women. And share the story of a lifetime. The references are from the film and the mini-series, starting from ’83 until ’90. I believe I’ve kept all spoilers out. If you haven’t watched it, I hope they pique your interest. If you have, I hope you see where I’m coming from.

    “Woody (to Milky): You are a fucking snake in the grass… We were brothers… I would have died for you… I would have fucking died for you… I fucking loved you!!!”

    This is England is a state of mind that divides what would have been an otherwise carefree, bonded, random ragtag bunch of skinheads and ska lovers living in ‘Thatcherland’. A mentality that consists of politics, economy, race, generation gaps, and religion and can be may as well translated as “This is [YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN]”.

    Some astonishing cinematic moments make the film and mini-series a league of their own.

    • The detestable Combo, whose brutal, cowardly attack leaves a young, black kid half-dead.
    • Mick (the brilliant Johnny Harris) makes your guts twirl whenever he shows up.
    • The dramatic moment where Lol confronts Mick.
    • Combo’s brass balls, the ultimate sacrifice for love (yes, the detestable one).
    • The intense moment when Woody confronts Milky and the gang on the street.
    • Woody reuniting with the repentant Combo upon the latter’s release.
    • The house dinner’s revelation (Chanel Cresswell is simply mesmerising).
    • Milky putting the final nail in the coffin, facing the hero in our eyes, Combo, who strives to keep a stiff upper lip.

    This is England is…

    • The domestic violence that knocks on the door of every single household that has faced it.
    • The decency of everyday people you probably have never met and maybe you never will, who always had next to nothing yet were always wealthier.
    • The pride of every English football fan has over the national team making it to the World Cup.
    • The genuine British humour that has always been part of but also characterised British society.
    • The vast diversity of accents that make this island unique.
    • The everyday struggle to keep the head above water.
    • The everyday struggle to keep the head above water and, against all odds, somehow find the courage to move on.
    • The English responses, reactions, idiosyncrasies, and mannerisms that you’ll find nowhere else, exhibiting England to the world with the purpose of understanding rather than judging.
    • The forgiveness some people never gave and some people never received.

    “Combo: I forgive you… I just hope one day you’ll be able to forgive me…”

    This is England pointing to the ground, to the heart, to the mind starts off as a racist interpretation at the beginning of the journey only to become the harsh realization of life when it remorselessly pins you against the wall. Combo’s (Stephen Graham) monologues and outbursts are phenomenal and his path is the cornerstone of this journey. You will hate him with a passion in the beginning, only to feel for him wholeheartedly in the end.

    There are innumerable moments of English realism throughout the film and series where you will find yourselves confused as to which utterances, actions, and reactions are a scripted, and which ones aren’t. This is England could as well be a sociological docudrama on Thatcherite England and life itself.

    An unknown journey of happiness drowning in sorrow…

    Thanks for reading!

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    Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

    Wanting to make his growing family proud, a man moves into the old mansion he recently purchased to renovate it, but the house’s dark past resurfaces to haunt him.

    Fancy watching a thriller that is not thrilling? Maybe a horror to have a laugh? If the answer is ‘yes’ to both, look no further! Despite the film’s aesthetically shot, eerie, and misleading opening credits, Travis Stevens’ Girl on the Third Floor will not keep you on the edge of your seats. Au contraire, it will get you to sit comfortably back, relax and enjoy the pleasurable gore. Wrestling veteran CM Punk is highly enjoyable as a loser (as he was as a wrestler) who, in vain, struggles to prove that he is not. Sarah Brooks is on fire and will definitely make you gulp a couple of times. Trieste Kelly Dunn – entirely unaffected by time, bless her – seems like the only one who deserves happiness and gives the house a good run for its money.

    Although it’s not described as Horror/comedy, this is exactly what it is. So, don’t take it seriously. I repeat, DO NOT take it seriously! Know what you sign up for, grab something unhealthy to eat and drink, get some good company (including your own), and just let go. I know it’s irrelevant per se, but I will say it anyway. Phil “CM Punk” Brooks portrays someone exactly the opposite of what he is in real life. He is part of the “Straight Edge” movement where, basically, he doesn’t do drugs, drink or get involved with promiscuous sex. I can only imagine how that would make him stand out in the “Wrestling Industry”, but I thought it’s worth mentioning as a healthy role model.

    That’s it… Have fun!

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    The Silence (2019)

    When a team of excavators accidentally releases an ancient species into the world, a family does whatever it takes to survive the apocalypse.

    It seems that films where creatures attack when one makes noise or just looks at them are in high demand. The Silence is one of those films that starts off very strongly. It holds its punches down the line, only to release them afterwards. A (Netflix) film unfolding such an apocalyptic disaster shouldn’t be undecided. Once it takes that road, it may as well go all the way. Anyway, the film is rated PG 15, so the limitations in language, gore, and, to a certain extent, plot and character development are understandable. If you are a fan of the noise/sight restriction kind, you’ll get to enjoy it. It brings nothing to the table besides a sense of realism about human nature under extreme circumstances.

    With the number of viruses we have faced in the last couple of decades, the coronavirus definitely gets the cake for making us think twice about what we might wake up to or take life for granted. At the end of the day, whatever the nature of any pandemic calamity, our goal will always be to save ourselves and the people around us by whatever means necessary. And that’s what The Silence is all about. Unfortunately, the ending doesn’t give it any justice whatsoever.

    P.S. A major plot hole can be easily spotted, so if you do find it, ignore it and enjoy an hour and a half of your escapism.

    P.S.S. Damn, that scene where they let the dog go…

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    The Lighthouse (2019)

    Two lighthouse keepers are left stranded on a small island in New England in the late 19th century, and every day that passes, they sink into paranoia.

    Willem Dafoe vs Robert Pattinson is an amazing psychological horror that is not one(?) First things first… The story is loosely based on an actual event where two Welsh lighthouse keepers, Thomas and Thomas, were left stranded on a lighthouse during a severe storm, and they went berzerk – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalls_Lighthouse#Smalls_Lighthouse_Tragedy

    The extreme and adverse weather conditions seen in the film are real! Cast, crew, and equipment suffered big time from the freezing temperatures and the strong winds and, only for finishing it, they deserve a big round of applause. For, ultimately, creating a masterpiece, they deserve an even bigger one. Especially the Egger Brothers, who researched and studied everything you see on screen: From how to make a lighthouse to the 19th century New England sailors’ dialect to how the mermaid genitals would probably look like (and the sound department, which… naturally and practically created Dafoe’s farts). The film cost approximately $4M, it made just over $17M, and a tiny part of that budget was given to create fake seagulls. So, no seagull (nor human) got killed while filming.

    26 wins, 96 nominations, and 1 Oscar nomination for photography gave the film an astonishing early photography look. Dafoe and Pattinson go against each other’s throats and deliver performances you wouldn’t believe. We all know that Dafoe is an incredible actor. Here (after a series of brilliant performances), Pattinson establishes himself as one of the best actors of his age, and we all try to simply erase The Twilight Saga franchise from our minds. I take my hat off to both of them. In an interview, Robert Eggers stated, “Nothing good can happen when two men are trapped alone in a giant phallus”. Their performances prove him wrong (wink).

    As a huge Lovecraftian fan, I was happily shocked when the psychological horror started taking a turn towards… Sorry, no spoilers! See for yourselves and try to piece together the one-eye crow, the mermaid, the… something else keeps vaguely appearing. Last but not least, how does the light connect everything, and what might it hide?

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    Charlie’s Angels (2019)

    When a young whistleblower becomes a target, the new generation of Charlie’s Angels team steps in to save her and solve a corporate conspiracy.

    If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times… I don’t judge films; I judge their intentions. There might have been bad/horrible films that meant well, but they faced issues due to budgetary reasons or other unforeseen circumstances. Not this one, though! Charlie’s Angels is, unfortunately, undermining human intelligence. Despite Elizabeth Bank’s efforts to convince us that whoever doesn’t watch her film is sexist, the film itself couldn’t be more sexist. She tried to mitigate the successes of previous female-led films by saying that even they were meant to be profusely for the male audience. Finally, even after her film flopped at the box office and the critics ‘buried’ it (so no one finds it ever again), she was still proud of it.

    I have nothing much to say about the film: Writer/producer/director/actress Banks and the rest of the producers prove that they do not know what real fighting or Krav Maga is. The same applies to spy games, corporate espionage, and the appreciation of the human (male) life – see how both men’s death is treated (excluding the T-1000 lookalike assassin). The action couldn’t be more laughable, and the messages it is trying to convey are horrendous. To cut a long story short, this Charlie’s Angels rightfully earned its flop, just like Ocean’s 8 (2018) did the year before. What were they thinking? By portraying white men as villainous and stupid, will the film instantly perform well? It is an embarrassment. And that’s me done about the waste of my almost two hours.

    There is something else that the creators of this film have no grasp of: How it is to be stuck into a 9-5 job that you hate or do 24-hour shifts round the clock. One of the things they would have learned – which would be beneficial to the film as well – is that wherever there is no diversity, there is a problem. Have you ever been to a working environment with just women? The amount of bitching is unfathomable! Have you ever been to a working environment with only men? Plainly boring and dull! This world needs diversity, and we all need each other equally to move forward. Furthermore, we must stop being proud of what we haven’t earned.

    Elizabeth Banks is extremely talented both in front of and behind the camera, and I will continue to be a fan regardless. Watch her Pitch Perfect 2 (2015) and watch her in People Like Us (2012) to get an idea. It is a shame that she tried to please the masses and pretentious social media groups. Because they didn’t even care about her effort.

    P.S. To the mindless side of Hollywood: Stop treating us like we are dumb. We know life better than you do!

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    The Nothing (2018)

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    A recent college graduate who lacks inspiration decides to leave everything and everyone behind him and spend a few nights in an unknown forest to find himself.

    I am a huge fan and supporter of indie films, especially the ones where money was hard to come by, and the filmmaker is grateful for finally finding some. Having said that, I’m glad that writer/director/actor/producer Clayton Thompson managed to make this film. Unfortunately, the result is utterly unfulfilling, having (the) nothing to offer to the found-footage subgenre – pun intended.

    The first act extends from childish to moronic. For a horror/thriller with an 80′ duration, the first 20′ are just… nothing. Nothingness keeps prevailing for about 25 more minutes in the second act. So, here we are. More than halfway there. Then, can you guess what’s happening in the last half an hour? Confusion caused by nothing!

    Read the logline! The decision to go out there alone, without knowing where that ‘out there’ is, how far away that is from everything, with no means of communication or orientation skills whatsoever, without knowing how any animal sounds like or knowing aaaaanything about survival is probably, by far, the most horrendous idea under the Sun. If the (un)civilised world we live in is not enough for someone to write volumes upon volumes of fiction/non-fiction… a few nights on their own will do f@ck-@ll to their creativity and probably get them killed… by accident.

    Just watch The Ritual (2017).

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    I Trapped the Devil (2019)

    When unexpectedly visited by his brother and sister-in-law, a paranoid man is left with no choice but to tell them that… he has trapped the devil.

    My manager texted me the other night: ‘Hey. Have you watched I Trapped the Devil’? I go: ‘Have I watched what’?! She goes: ‘One word – Weird’! I go: ‘I’m sold’!

    So… Producer/writer/editor/director Josh Lobo and actors/producers Scott Poythress, AJ Bowen, and Susan Burke put together an indie horror/mystery that will leave you scratching yourselves. For the first five minutes or so, eerie music accompanies every shot of the film when absolutely nothing happens. Then, awkwardness takes over, and you can’t help but ask yourselves, ‘What was that all about’?! This question will lead you to Steve’s revelation that he has trapped the devil and will lead the protagonists to the basement, where someone is indeed hermetically sealed behind a wooden door with hanging crosses. As you can understand, this is when it gets interesting… for a while! The climax occurs when Karen goes by herself to the basement, and then the film takes a turn for the… indifferent?

    As a huge fan of indie films (of every genre) and the 80s cult ones, I definitely recommend it because you will want to know which one it is: Is he mad, or has he actually done what the title implies? In my opinion, it could have focused on that subject alone, and the film would have been a nail-biting psychological vs paranormal experience. Its attempt to epidermically explain evil, though, fails with flying colours and leads to an anti-climactic ending.

    Do not take my word for it, though. Turn the lights off and try to guess who ‘The Man’ behind that door might be.

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    Do The Right Thing (1989)

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    The day’s unprecedented heat brings out everyone’s worst side in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn’s diverse neighbourhood. 

    31 y/o and Do The Right Thing couldn’t be more relevant! The absolute comedy/drama on hysteria and bigotry could as well be a case study on human behaviour. Inspired by a true event (Howard Beach), it manages through ‘love and hate’ and laughs and tears to serve as a reminder that it is up to us to either move forward or stagnate into primitive notions about who we are, where we belong, and what our rights but also obligations in this world are. It is also a wake-up call as the gravitas of our utterances and actions really matter, affect and profoundly shape the society we live in. Finally, it is Spike Lee’s testament to the fact that the problem doesn’t lie in someone else’s skin colour but in front of the mirror.

    Danny Aiello, Ossie Davis, Ruby Lee, Richard Edson, Giancarlo Esposito, Spike Lee, Bill Nunn, John Turturro, Joie Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, Rosie Perez, Martin Lawrence (film debut) and so many more deliver one of the most vivid and memorable performances of their lives. The actors’ numerous improvisations throughout the film make it one of a kind, and everyone in front and behind the camera deserves a round of applause. An extra standing ovation deserves Kim Basinger for acknowledging the film in the 1990 Oscar ceremony and Thomas Philip Pollock, the Universal President then, who genuinely understood and truly believed in Lee’s vision and distributed it without interfering with the creative process.

    13 years before Edward Norton’s [25th Hour (2002)] infamous monologue against every race under the sun, there was Do The Right Thing. See how it all started and wonder what the right thing to do is…

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    Knives Out (2019)

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    A patriarch’s ostensible suicide will pique the interest of an eccentric detective who will make everyone in the family reveal their darkest secrets.

    Two major pleasures we’ve had in Thanksgiving 2019: An evening full of American football and Knives Out. Focusing on the latter, writer/director Rian Johnson offered a refreshing take on the ‘whodunit’ crime/mystery genre. He topped it up with comedic characters and hilarious shenanigans, and the result was highly entertaining. Brilliantly written, directed, edited, and acted. I can’t say with certainty which actor stands out because… everyone does! And that’s what happens when almost everyone has worked with someone else in a different film, and there is no bad blood at all. Well-paced, with everything falling into place as it should have. Despite the far-fetched (to my liking) revelation, it definitely is one of the best films of 2019. I take my hat off to all cast and crew in front and behind the cameras. I’m not saying anything else!

    Gather your family, your friends, your pets, your other half, all of them or none of the above, get something to eat and drink, and place your bets. See who’s gonna get it. Regardless of what I or anyone else thinks, it is definitely worth your time and might rejuvenate your passion for the genre and might, just might, take you back to similar masterpieces of the past, such as Gosford Park (2001), The Usual Suspects (1995), Murder by Death (1976), Sleuth (1972), And Then There Were None (1945), The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) up to The Last Warning (1928).

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    Jojo Rabbit (2019)

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    A young boy who struggles in Hitler’s Youth finds out that his mother, a well-respected Nazi party member, is hiding a Jewish girl in their house.

    Unwillingly, I was informed that an archipelago of 10/10’s swarm across IMDb about JoJo Rabbit. So, I thought to myself, ‘interesting…’ Having been familiar with the plot, I thought that it would be The Pianist (2002) meets Top Secret! (1984) – weird, I know! Well, it wasn’t. So, I am partially to blame for this as I prepared myself for something that was simply not. The first hour or so made me smile occasionally, but I struggled to find it funny. Then, I struggled to find it dramatic due to the particular type of satire. 30 wins and 142 nominations, including an Oscar win for Best Adapted Screenplay, and I couldn’t decide until about an hour into the film whether I liked it or not.

    But then, in the last half an hour, the film found a balance that, personally, I think it lacked before. And Roman Griffin Davis, Thomasin McKenzie, and Sam Rockwell made this last half an hour a proper gem. This last half an hour got my undivided attention. If you’ve watched it or if you intend to watch it, let me know what you think. Rebel Wilson, Alfie Allen, and Stephen Merchant are brilliant additions to the cast. Scarlet Johansson’s two Oscar nominations this year must have put a yet greater smile on her (lovely) face. In the Marriage Story (2019), she definitely deserved that nomination. Here, once again, I struggle to see why. Shame that Sam Rockwell wasn’t heard much, he makes all the difference in the world.

    Regardless of what I think of the film, Taika Waititi is a true artist, so I really hope you enjoy it.

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    21 Bridges (2019)

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    A drug robbery goes horribly bad; police officers get killed, and a hard-as-nails cop shuts down Manhattan to get them.

    It feels like anything positive I have to say about the film will be generic, and everything wrong will be thoroughly detailed. So, I’ll try to balance it out. The corruption in the police is old news. One man is fighting against the system, too. The fact that racism is left out is hopeful. And shutting down Manhattan to achieve a bust is… innovative. 21 Bridges is definitely entertaining and will make you forget your problems for an hour and forty minutes. But implausibility becomes a major issue.

    It’s giving me the sense that a third of the film is missing. A third of the film has been left in the editing room. In an hour and forty minutes, we don’t get enough character development. ‘Trigger’ doesn’t earn his name, yet it shows towards the end that he has skills. Ray (brilliantly played by the always brilliant Taylor Kitsch), the guy who is not to be messed with no matter what does not get the time (or opportunity) to go against ‘Trigger’ and give us, the audience, a spectacle. So, their brief encounter is anticlimactic. Then, the four hours of script time (the timeframe in which the cop killers must get caught) must be squeezed into less than an hour of screen time with action that happens way too fast and disillusions the magic. To cut a long story short, the parallel action is at warp speed, jumping from one clue to the next, leading to resolution, leaving us with no absorption of any information. I would expect more detail with the Russo Brothers putting on the producers’ hat, especially with character development.

    To finish up on a good note, the robbery in the opening act is meticulously shot, with the editing offering clean cuts and, coincidentally, clean action. Also, Chadwick Boseman is the right man for the role, and if you want to see him properly unfold his action skills, watch Message from the King (2016).

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    The Other Me (2016)

    A criminology professor is invited to provide his insight into a series of meticulously planned murders that blur the lines between legality and morality.

    Not having watched a Greek film in years, I’ll admit that this one was a pleasant surprise. Sotiris Tsafoulias writes and directs a cerebral but also existential ‘whodunit’ film where the protagonist (Pigmalion Dadakaridis) races against time to find clues about murders that wake up demons of his own. Very interesting story with an inevitably convoluted development. Maybe too convoluted, though, on this occasion. Being spoiler-free, I’ll try to be as less vague as possible.

    To me, it becomes a major issue the fact that the killer does not have the relevant background to perform the murders in such a manner. Either I missed it, or the way such knowledge has been gained is not explained properly. When you watch it, please let me know if I missed it. Secondly, and this has been an ongoing problem in Greek cinema, the acting is quite stiff or flat. But this is not necessarily only the actors’ fault, as directing, to a certain extent, dictates the thespians’ acting. For example, Ioanna Kolliopoulou (Sophia) – 2018 Winner of the ‘Melina Merkouri Theater Award’ – is a very expressive young theatrical actress who could have served as the protagonist’s ‘driving force’. Something that here is not obvious at all. Thirdly, and again a major one, the editing. The editing, among other things, defines the film’s pace and rhythm, and, especially in films like The Other Me, it carefully reveals not the information the audience wants to know but the information they need to know when they need to know it. Here, the editing is reasonably misleading – as it should have been, but the film’s rhythm and pace are monotonous. Something that heavily reflects on the film’s mood.

    Actors Pigmalion Dadakaridis and Giorgos Chrysostomou (Manthos Kozoros) stand out for their performances. Director of Photography Giorgos Mihelis creates an excellent noir atmosphere and an also excellent mise-en-scène. Last but not least, I give a round of applause to the Makeup Department; spot-on job!

    I definitely recommend you to watch it as I know very well how hard it is in Greece to make a film and trust me when I say that The Other Me is an achievement. Money shortage, production companies lacking the know-how, and a series of governments who couldn’t give two s%#@& about the Greek film industry prevent the artists from unfolding their true talents. On a final note, I hope Greek cinema develops an identity, mixing the influences coming from world cinema with genuine Greek elements that one day will lead to a wider distribution.

    You can watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSmArtOew08

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    Color Out of Space (2019)

     

    A meteorite of peculiar colour, carrying a hostile living organism, strikes a secluded family farm and turns their lives into a sadistic nightmare.

    What an opening scene!!! But I’m not convinced that the rest of it is how H.P. Lovecraft envisaged it. But first things first. It’s great to see the talented – yet hurt from the Industry – writer/director Richard Stanley coming back. After The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) fiasco, Stanley strikes again and, directing-wise, the film lacks nothing. Chasing it for years, the film’s Odyssey finally came to an end when he finally found the money to finance it in early 2019. The acting is also solid. Very convincing performances add to the film’s pros, and Nicolas Cage, once more, proves that no matter how many memes, trailer compilations, or other creative visual and audio fun they make out of him, he will not give two s#$%^ and will keep on being… Nicolas Cage! Every, God knows how many unknown films/flops he’s been in every year, there’ll always be this one film that will stand out and perpetuate Cage’s ongoing on and off glory.

    The major con is the production’s decision to make it look like the paranoid cult film Mandy (2018) – the same production company behind it. Lovecraft’s world, the way I grew up visualising it anyway, has nothing much to do with this adaptation. The bold, exaggerated colours create a visually incoherent landscape that overshadows the narrative. But don’t take my word for it; what do I know anyway? John Carpenter’s In the Mouth of Madness (1993) is arguably the best Lovecraft adaptation out there. If you haven’t watched it and are a ‘Lovecraftian’ horror fan, you will fall in love with the film’s paranoia (Do you read Sutter Cane?).

    Regardless, Color Out of Space is a low-budget must-watch that definitely deserves your attention. It is not commercial enough, but that means nothing. Once you turn your screen off, parts of the film will keep looping in your head. What makes me happy is that, even posthumously, Lovecraft’s legacy is still alive and very rich. Which is exactly the opposite of how he died…

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    In The Blink of An Eye (2019)

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    Being an Anthology of the Further Legends of Ellicott City’s Blink Man

    Edited by K. Patrick Glover

     

    In January 2019, I watched and reviewed Erik Kristopher Meyers’ Butterfly Kisses (2018). Myers’ documentary/horror became a fresh approach to the kind of horror that has faced many ups and downs over the decades. His fresh approach proved that the genre is not dead yet and that, in the right hands, it still has a lot of scares to offer.

    The mystery of Peeping Tom/Blink Man and the Ilchester Tunnel has become an urban legend. From Hagerstown to Ellicott City, his story has ‘travelled’ through hearsay, horrifically realistic imagination and utterly nonsensical descriptions. Regardless, when K. Patrick Glover met one day Myers, the two of them gathered some incredibly descriptive authors and put these stories together. Will you tell which story is based on (un)substantial evidence and which isn’t? No. Will you recognise the truth when you read it? No, you will not. The real question is, does it matter? No, it does not. Because you will allow yourself to live the suffering, horror, and agony these (non)fictional people endured. ‘In the Blink of an Eye’ is the blurry line between two worlds. One of them is real, and one isn’t. Turn off the lights while reading, and your inevitable human curiosity in finding out which one will inadvertently become a descent to folkloric paranoia.

    Highly recommended for horror fans and not only as it generates a lot more questions than it aims to answer. ‘Blink Man’, the legend under the microscope, turns the tables, and the observer becomes the observee. Humans turn into a case study as he reveals the murky and obscure ways the human mind creates realities. Man’s unprecedented archetypal fears take over reason and interpret what we sense – or we truly believe we sense – through an unbeknownst to us chaotic, ghastly prism.

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    The Wave (2019)

    A young lawyer goes out to celebrate his promotion with his co-worker and friend, ending up at a wild party and getting dosed with a hallucinogen like anything anyone has ever experienced before.

    Now, that’s some next-level trippin’! If you know nothing about it, read nothing about it. Justin Long is still the actor he was when he first became famous in Jeepers Creepers (2001), and he still makes solid choices regarding which films he will be in. If you liked him in Comet (2014) – which, if you haven’t watched, you need to – you will definitely love him on this one. Donald Faison, Tommy Flanagan, Katia Winter, and Sheila Vand are brilliantly getting into their roles, and everyone adds to the film’s hilarity. Feature debut for director Gille Klabin, who I hope gets the recognition he deserves after this one.

    Even though IMDb doesn’t include ‘Comedy’ in the genre next to the film’s title, rest assured that it is. So, do not try to rationalise it or find plotholes. For an hour and a half, just get along and enjoy the realistic performances against a surrealistic (or unrealistic) scenario that is way too much fun to be put into context.

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    Doctor Sleep (2019)

     

    Dan Torrance, years after the horrific events of The Shining, a dishevelled adult now, must overcome his fears and protect a young girl with a similar ‘shine’ from a cult that feeds on gifted children.

    Imagine you are a young and successful director granted permission to write and direct the sequel to a film adaptation famously hated by the author of the book on which it was based, and that same author will be your producer. Let’s make it more intricate by saying that the previously adapted film became a horror landmark, but the author – who hated it – made his own mini-series version that was… unremarkable. More interestingly, both the author and the director were grandmasters in their departments; the author was Stephen King, and the director was Stanley Kubrick. Which adaptation is your sequel based on?

    As a lifetime fan of both Kubrick and King and a recent fan of the young and successful writer/director Mike Flanagan, this review hurts more than anything I have typed so far. Flanagan did a lot of things right: He recreated the sets of the Overlook Hotel with surgical precision, the ’80s characters as he was supposed to, cast the right actors for the right roles, and a sequence that truly pays homage to The Shining (1980): The moment between Danny entering the Overlook Hotel and Rose arriving.

    Unfortunately, these positive aspects are overshadowed by the script. A script that was written in such a way as to satisfy both King and the true Shining fans. A recipe for failure. The risks start accumulating automatically when you decide to pick up from where Kubrick left off. Steven Spielberg, one of the best directors of our time, sat in the director’s seat and finished off A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) after Kubrick sadly passed, and even he faced backlash for doing so. The script here faces a lot of issues in terms of both character and story development. Indicatively (no spoilers), just to get an idea, the characters have an undetermined level of shine in quantity and quality. Incidentally, that causes serious issues with the strategies both heroes and villains follow before, during, and after the standoff.

    The Shining is a psychological horror that turns into a paranormal horror in an invisible and inexplicable way to the viewer. Stanley Kubrick directed it with mastery, Jack Nicholson delivered a breathtaking performance (Shelley Duvall paid a heavy price), and we, the audience, jumped from one kind of horror to the other with our jaws on the floor. Doctor Sleep is an amalgamation sequel of two incompatible versions that are heavily undecided as to whether to be psychological or paranormal, ending up being neither.

    Despite the tempting references to other King films, I suggest that you don’t consider it a direct sequel. Instead, you should watch the series Castle Rock (2018 – Present), which has finally managed to do what other productions have failed to do in the past (no spoilers) and does so with great success.

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    Gemini Man (2019)

    A highly trained hitman decides to retire, but the organisation he works for sends… a younger version of him to execute him.

    Watching the trailer, I couldn’t see how there would be a mind-blowing twist somewhere. There isn’t. More or less, what you see is what is to be expected: Will Smith vs Will Smith. For a film that started being developed in the ’90s, with so many different names attached over the years, with the torch being passed on from studio to studio… the script is poorly developed. IMDb couldn’t care less about a logline that gives away the plot. Script-wise, there is nothing really fascinating at all. I think this is the first Ang Lee film I have ever watched, and I wondered why he signed up for this. The film has two impressive sequences: the motorbike chase (Smith vs Smith) and the hand-to-hand combat (Smith vs Smith). All the credits should be shared amongst the visual effects department for coming through with some ground-breaking visuals, the sound effects department, and the frequent Ang Lee editor, Tim Squyres. His editing is immaculate and stitches Lee’s most difficult shots together with delicacy and finesse, creating incredible unity and continuity.

    I’m really being nice here. One of the film’s six (6) nominations is from the St. Louis Film Critics Association, US, for… Worst Film of the Year! Anyway, to cut a long story short, and just in case you haven’t figured it out by now, this is a Smith vs Smith film. I must admit, at some point, this eerie feeling overtook me that it was Deadshot fighting The Fresh Prince

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    Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

    When the girl he raised as his own daughter gets kidnapped by Mexican human traffickers, Rambo goes on a rampage to get her back.

    Let me tell you a story about John Rambo… Behind the American propaganda and the real-life wars that affected real-life people in the real-life world, Rambo, as a fictional character, is a man not so different from you and me. With desires, wants, needs, feelings, and emotions. That said, he’s a natural-born killer. In Rambo: First Blood (1982), we get to see that he’s a misled soldier who has realised he is carrying this ‘curse’, and upon running out of missions to complete, all he needs is to be left alone as the world makes no sense to him. It never did and probably never will.

    Cutting to Last Blood, the ‘curse’ has not been lifted, but now he has found a (mission) purpose: the daughter he never got to have. The story is solid, don’t get me wrong. The idea behind Last Blood makes it a Rambo film through and through. Its development becomes the problem, though. Director Adrian Grunberg, actor/writer/producer Sylvester Stallone, and the studios should have revised and tightened the script up, deciding on its tone, rhythm, pace, and continuity. Gabrielle’s father switches, in a blink of an eye, in a way I am still scratching my beard. Human trafficker Hugo Martinez knows military combat communication (somehow), but no tactics at all, and the story itself holds back on dramatic intensity, especially surrounding deaths, and goes full throttle on brutal violence like anything you’ve seen in the previous instalments. Last but not least, it feels as if the writers forgot who Rambo is for a few minutes and sent him straight to an ambush that a 5 y/o would have seen blindfolded – still scratching the beard. By the way, I totally didn’t see one event coming, though (no spoilers). You can read here about the funny or comic versions of other scripts that were handed in at the time before the studios chose this one to be the one: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1206885/trivia?item=tr4768586

    These are the inconsistencies I am talking about. Make sure you watch the extended R-rated version, which is much more… juicy! Be it as it may, the action is indeed brutal, and if you want to blow some steam off, just put it on and hit ‘Play’. Do not try to find plot holes; it’s not productive. After all, it’s not every year the year that two major franchises that my generation grew up with come to an end. That and Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

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    Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

     

    Sarah Connor and an enhanced human from the future must fight against the most advanced Terminator ever sent back in time, protecting a young woman whose existence is the key to humanity’s fate.

    Old wine, new bottle. The franchise’s sixth instalment acknowledges only Terminator (1984) and Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) and pretends the ones in between never happened (or ‘occurred in alternate timelines’).

    The pros: The story contains – or repeats – the necessary elements from T1 and T2, making Dark Fate look and sound like a Terminator movie. Linda Hamilton defies age. Mackenzie Davis kicks ass. Gabriel Luna… keeps coming back. And last but not least, even though I was sceptical at first glance, Arnold Schwarzenegger always was and always will be the Terminator.

    The cons: Even though the story borrows the best elements from the previous films, the script relies on T1’s and T2’s previous glory to stand out, eventually overshadowing them. James Cameron and Tim Miller are both visual effects directors, leading to a VFX overuse. Which is exactly what T1 and T2 weren’t. Cameron’s and Miller’s opposite personalities clashed, which showed heavily in the editing suite – where all the fights occurred. Dark Fate, as collateral damage, paid the price for it. Lastly, Natalia Reyes, an otherwise very charismatic actress, landed a plainly flat role. And it wasn’t her fault. Going from crying and never firing a weapon to the moronic, wannabe heroic level ‘I will stand, and I will fight’ makes everyone yawn to tears – something that eight (8) writers and co-writers who read it got the goosebumps.

    Filmmakers need to keep in mind that #movements are there, in their majority, for impressions and popularity. Not everyone but most people, from all over the world and every walk of life, join these movements to give meaning to their lives and express themselves from the comfort of their couches and the safety of their houses in a way that they never could face to face. The systematic effort to please these groups keeps leading to film failures and fans’ profound disappointment. Because hashtags are for free, films aren’t.

    Is it worth your time? It does. Remember, film= escapism. For just over two hours, relax and forget all your problems. If anything, it will probably be the last Terminator you will ever watch.

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    The Qatsi Trilogy

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    Introduction

    I found it hard to start writing about this. Therefore, I can only imagine how hard it would be to start filming it, editing it, and scoring it. The angle must have been particular and precise; otherwise, everyone would get lost in translation from the filmmakers to the viewers. Or was it? Experimental filmmaking explores, challenges, discovers, and even alters non-narrative forms of expression. The Qatsi trilogy aims at carefully showcasing what you already know without being pedantic.

    The purpose of this article is not to fully lay it out for you but to pique your interest, maybe get you to watch it, and then urge you to challenge my point of view or even the filmmakers’ point of view regarding its meaning (a word that you will encounter a lot). But get you to know it nonetheless. All three titles are in Hopi language; I will only disclose that ‘Qatsi’ means ‘life’. Now, you have two options: If you watch each documentary and wait until the end to see what each title means, you will look back, and only retrospectively will you make the associations with what you saw, comparing it to your interpretations. If you find out beforehand, you will let the filmmakers do the interpretation for you without having the chance to decide first. It is entirely up to you, though.

    As for the documentaries themselves, Godfrey Reggio is the man behind their creation. Philip Glass has composed the music and, among others, Godfrey Reggio, Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, and Steven Soderbergh are behind the trilogy’s production. Though tempting, the numerous editing techniques and the ‘how montage creates meaning’ analysis have been left out as to be fully developed, I would have to write a doctoral thesis. The same applies to Philip Glass’ staggering music. As a viewer, what’s essential is the trilogy’s understanding through these techniques without having to understand the techniques themselves.

    The article tips off but is spoilers-free, so enjoy reading!

    Koyaanisqatsi (1982)
    From civilisations that disappeared into thin air to the present day, Koyaanisqatsi took 6 years to get made. Even though the film’s final cut was ready earlier, something quite rare happened. Philip Glass’s music, which took over three years to be composed, redefined its structure, and the film was cut again to the music. Throughout the film’s production, Reggio had next to him one of the best advisors on society and technology, Langdon Winner. Should you get the time, look him up and pick any of his books from either the past or the present; you will not regret it (see link below).

    Watch Koyaanisqatsi, ponder, and ask yourselves, what does your life look like? What would happen if your soul had an out-of-body experience, did a space/time travel and came back? What would you think of your life then? What do you think of your life now? Koyaanisqatsi, as an omniscient narrator/voyeur, walks amongst us, observing our mechanised humanity and our detachment from nature, our divorce from reality, and the creation of a new, atrocious one that spirals out of control. Accessing the way we work, eat, entertain ourselves, and live stitches together an ambient, dystopian present. Do you think we look or behave like ants? Koyaanisqatsi sees a crumbling life in depersonalised people and cries out for change.

    Godfrey Reggio himself, in an interview, said that it is up to the viewers to take for themselves what Koyanisqaatsi means. It can be an environmental film, an ode to technology, a piece of shit, or just something that moves you deeply.

    Powaqqatsi (1988)

    Right off the bat, the man is a labour tool… Then, labour and tradition; ways of working and living life in the developing countries, unknown to the already ‘developed’ parts of the world. Travelling across the globe, Reggio and Glass give Powaqqatsi a ‘Third World’ multicultural flavour. They delve into the lives of the everyday people who walk on exotic parts of this Earth, where mankind is not considered a foul species and has the ‘anti-Midas’ touch, destroying everything on its path. But, as it was meant to be, a mankind that is a part of nature and the Universe.

    Powaqqatsi is the more optimistic, transnational, but also folklore view of the world towards the end of the 20th century. Less radical than its predecessor, it educates and juxtaposes the ‘Third World’ with the United States, as seen in Koyaanisqatsi, presenting our world not only in a less unflattering light but as hope itself. But that’s the first half… The Westernisation and Internationalisation march through the second half, stepping all over everything mentioned above. Poverty, money, fame, dependence on materialism and pettiness manifest, indicating a world within a world, not elucidating which one is ‘The Matrix’.

    Philip Glass, who accompanied this time Reggio while scouting for locations, started scoring it during the preproduction stage, and the results gave the viewer heart palpitations. The montage follows Glass’ rhythms and is, once more, astounding. Religion as part of our nature, tradition, culture, customs, wealth and deprivation all blend into an unforgettable cinematic experience for every man, woman, and non-binary person born on this planet.

    Naqoyqatsi (2002)

    Babel! Is this what we have ended up being? The 20th century is now over, leading up to the millennium; the technology’s cataclysmic inundation, and we, the human species, fail to adapt to the ‘modern’ world – or merely fail to grasp what society is. Plato mentioned that man created society due to his inability to cope on his own any more. (Did that ever work?) Naqoyqatsi, during its first part, ostensibly focuses on the exponential technological advancements of the 21st century, the digitalisation of money, and the idolisation of athletes and world ‘leaders’.

    Naqoyqatsi digitised itself and relied on ‘cheap’ effects to create meaning, became a peculiar concoction that divided the audiences, caused mixed reviews, and accused the last part of the trilogy of pseudo-intellectuality. The blame was passed to Reggio, not Jon Kane’s editing or Glass’ music. It was accused of not having much to offer, of not adding to the equation, of repeating, not very creatively, what has already been said and done before. Money, entertainment, art, pleasure (of many forms), family values, religion, science, technology, and political views will always be inseparable parts of our lives. How they are depicted is what makes the difference. Naqoyqatsi is a barrage of innumerable, distorted – hence the 16:9 instead of 4:3 ratio – and edited (subliminal) information we receive daily just by clicking the remote’s ON button. Then, that inseparable becomes indistinguishable. And that becomes unprocessable. And that wreaks havoc in our minds and consequently us, our families, our societies, and our world. It begets violence.

    Naqoyqatsi offers a kaleidoscopic view of the world as we know it – the oxymoronic scheme of technology advancing us while at the same time setting us back. The distorted sense of achievement and the chaotic structure of the modern world. The justification of violence/war, in every shape and form, is embraced and considered as a matter of course, and we open our doors to it and welcome it into our lives. Cyber realities distance us from nature, athletes become brands’ products, and technology creates ‘wants’ to replace our ‘needs’. It makes me want to read again “Brave New World”.

    Conclusion

    The Qatsi trilogy is a cinematic statement about civilisation, technology, nature, and the relationship amongst the three. It is a trilogy left in the shadow cast by blockbusters, forgotten in time, and buried in oblivion. Does it matter that MGM is behind it? Does it matter that Warner Bros is behind The Matrix (1999) and V for Vendetta (2005) that preach on how to excoriate the system? Well, Miramax is also behind The Qatsi Trilogy – go figure! I guess contradiction and irony are in us.

    After watching it a couple of times, I’ve had this ‘montage’ of thoughts. I was thinking to myself that I should acknowledge the swamp surrounding me but focus on and be exemplified by the fragrant water lilies standing out. I was also thinking that if I can’t do any good to someone, at least I will do my best not to hurt them. Then, I wondered where I stood in this world and how I could better it before I went.

    Watch and listen to the Qatsi narrating, but also appeal to what once was and what now is.

    Thank you kindly for reading!

    Bibliography / Further Reading
    • Frierson, M. (2018). Film & Video Editing Theory: How Editing Creates Meaning. New York and London: Focal Press, Paperback.
    • Hatfield, J. (2006) Experimental Film and Video. John Libbey Publishing. Indiana University Press.
    • Huxley, A. (2007) Brave New World. Huxley Vintage. London.
    • Lane, M. (2007) Plato, The Republic. Penguin Classics
    • Rees, A, L. (1999) A History of Experimental Film and Video. British Film Institute
    • Reisz K., Millar, G. (2010). The Technique of Film Editing. Oxford: Focal Press
    https://www.langdonwinner.com/
    https://qatsi.org/films/film.php

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    Luce (2019)

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    Luce, a black kid adopted from war-torn Eritrea by a white couple, becomes an excellent school student and a political statement, but a series of obscure and ostensibly unrelated events gradually reveal everyone’s true colours.

    I think that IMDb got it wrong here. They put ‘Drama’ under the title when they should have described it as ‘Thriller/Drama’. Let me explain… What’s at stake in Luce is the portrayal of the American educational system as a business. The selective promotion of an ethnic minority’s minority to the outside world solely benefits the system, labelling this person or group as a brand and making them the poster child of what the system allegedly represents. That hypocritical notion is Luce‘s dramatic aspect. But this notion is wrapped by its thrilling development – by J.C. Lee – into a script. Character-wise, everyone – but one – is guilty. Everyone throughout the film reveals or becomes obvious that he has lied at least once or has been withholding crucial information about the story. Something that Julius Onah’s directing and Madeleine Gavin’s editing unfold very meticulously. The music carefully dictates the film’s tone, adding the eerie atmosphere of an A-class thriller. DOP Larkin Seiple with surgical precision frames everything, including only what you need to see – and not what you would like to. Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, Octavia Spencer, and Kelvin Harrison Jr. shine in front of the lens, creating amazing chemistry and making you love them and then loathe them, even love them and loathe them simultaneously. But… the (not guilty) one holding no punches whatsoever and stealing the spotlight is none other than Marsha Stephanie Blake. Hair-raising performance!

    For better or for worse, my role is to do film reviews/evaluations and not politics, even though most of the time, I can’t help myself. Watch it and jump to your own conclusions regarding what is wrong with the US educational system, one of America’s most sore points. Interesting is also the subplot: the fear of expression due to the pushed and rushed political correction imposed nowadays and the questionable movements all around the world that aim to skin you alive if you dare to offend anyone – even unintentionally.

    Don’t miss this one out. Don’t let it go under the radar.

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    Adopt a Highway (2019)

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    A man is released from prison after many years, and while trying to figure out how the modern world works, he stumbles upon a baby dumped in the trash.

    I’ll start with the fact that this is a drama from Blumhouse – the king of low-budget-that-always-turns-a-profit from horrors. I might add that it is quite insightful and existential, and it is surprising in the nicest possible way. My next stop is Logan Marshall-Green, who put on, for the first time, the director’s hat after having also penned the script. Did that come as a surprise? Not at all. Why? Because the guy is a natural. Marshall-Green is one of Hollywood’s most underrated actors – now turned director/screenwriter. His talent needs to be finally acknowledged and get the spotlight he deserves. Then, Ethan Hawke… is something else. It always has been and always will be. He’s one of Hollywood’s most versatile actors and a man who very thoroughly chooses his next project. He hasn’t stopped to amaze since Dead Poet’s Society (1989). The last stop is the sound department, whose work stands out for perfection. From the opening sequence’s ‘voices montage’ to the letter’s reading.

    Not everyone is made for this modern world. The full of emoticons, fast-typing, communication, the online slang that ‘infiltrated’ our everyday vocabulary, the mass behaviour that, should one decide not to adopt, will become a pariah, and so much more make people who step out of the crowds to develop case studies. Adopt a Highway looks life in the eye, gives us a bittersweet hope with a twist, and says… ‘Through every dark night, there is a bright day after that.’ – 2Pac.

    Well, my heart goes out to the ones who only got to experience the darkness…

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    Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

     

    Ten years have passed since the zombocalypse, and Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock must now face dumb, smart, stealthy, and rough zombies, deal with domestic issues and ally with lookalikes, hippies, and a bimbo.

    Double Tap is the sequel, and I was reasonably afraid it would have nothing more to offer when it comes out. Having seen numerous sequels over the years flopping due to franchise fatigue or being out shadowed by their predecessors, can you blame me? Ten years later, Double Tap came out, proving me wrong, and it was more than I was hoping for. Director Ruben Fleischer, intentionally influenced/inspired by George A. Romero and Edgar Wright, finds new creative ways to put a smile on our faces or make us laugh out loud. The script is solidly inundated with comedic additions, alliances and horrifically funny villains, offering the well-known group of four an arsenal of punchlines perfectly fit for every occasion. Out of the A-list star cast, which does a brilliant job in front of the lens, Woody Harrelson and Zoey Deutch unequivocally stand out for being surrealistically funny.

    I’ll seize this opportunity to say this as I’ve been holding it for some time now… Abigail Breslin seems like she doesn’t want to act anymore. Is it the burden carried by her mesmerising performances in Little Miss Sunshine (2006) and My Sister’s Keeper (2009)? Is it the ‘curse’ of the child actor/actress? Is it personal or professional obstacles that we are not aware of? Given the right role, I still believe she can ‘shine’ again, and I look forward to that day.

    It’s definitely worth spending an hour and a half in front of the TV, as it will make you forget your problems and send you to bed. And the next day is always a new day… with a new film!

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    Marriage Story (2019)

     

    A married couple with a little kid decides to break up, and both parties reveal their best and worst hidden sides of themselves.

    Even though ‘it takes a village to make a film’ and every department plays a significant role in a film’s success or failure, five major ones (not in a particular order) need to become a solid one to guarantee Marriage Story‘s success: Directing, cinematography, editing, writing, and acting. Writer/Director Noah Baumbach cast actors Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson during the script development, and all three of them put the ‘FADE OUT’ in the end. As all three of them had been or were going through divorces, the film is largely based on their real-life experiences, and that kind of realism is translated to the big screen and the film’s final cut. Everyone poured their souls into it, and, as per IMDb, this is what happened: Top Rated Movies #171, nominated for 6 Golden Globes, and another 81 wins & 177 nominations.

    The way editing controls the film’s pace and rhythm is remarkable. Without saying it’s right or wrong, the cuts during the dialogue – cutting from the person talking/crying/exploding to the other person’s reaction – make an interesting case as, personally, I would expect maybe less reaction. I bet the drafts were endless, though, and since the final cut works, I just take it as it comes. The mise-en-scène is flawless, and Baumbach, with director of photography Robbie Ryan, have captured and framed only the essential story elements. Last and most certainly not least, Johansson and Driver purely unleash their thespian talents and, arguably, deliver the most hair-raising performances of their lives. Forgetting the high-budget tentpoles they are currently in – Avengers and Star Wars, respectively – they become part of a love story wrapped in self-absorption and insecurities. Interesting background production details can be found here: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7653254/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv

    The labyrinthine nature of a human being knows no limits. When two human beings come together, the stakes and unpredictability are doubled and when a family is created a small society is born under the same roof. Hundreds of millions of these societies form bigger societies that constitute the world as we know it. And its intricacies and complexities can only be matched with the Universe’s mysteries.

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    Men in Black International (2019)

     

    Men in Black, the secret government organisation with the cream of the crop agents and advanced technology from all over the known Universe, now has a mole who threatens to destroy the Earth.

    The reasons are obvious as to why it didn’t perform well. Barry Sonnenfeld, director of Men in Black I (1997), Men in Black II (2002), and Men in Black III (2012), gave MIB an appealing character to men, women, and children of all ages. F. Gary Gray and the studios decided it’s a wise choice to ‘devote’ Men in Black: International to millennials, and, as a result, it was turned into something unfulfilling for everyone else – even them, evidently. To be more specific:

    • Online childish slang (?) such as ‘you had one job’ and ‘that happened…’ were only put there just to have these lines heard by their favourite actors/actresses.
    • We acknowledge that Chris Hemsworth is attractive, both men and women. That’s fair enough, but making him look like he just finished a fragrance photoshoot or an underwear ad throughout the whole film kills the vibe, throws the fans of MIB off, and ultimately depreciates the franchise’s value.
    • I know it’s an action/comedy/adventure, but the main hero realises something he never expected about himself (no spoilers). Do we feel like he is really affected by it? No. That kills the drama. And as a whole, I didn’t really feel anything about anyone as it was all…
    • Fun! Comedy works in mysterious ways, and what makes people tick varies. BUT… having a punchline for everything that happens for almost two hours creates one emotion for every situation.

    Men in Black: International became a lose-lose situation for studios and audiences alike. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones (even Josh Brolin) became MIB by earning their stripes. F. Gary Gray is an amazing director. Friday (1995) and Straight Outta Compton (2015) are brilliant examples of his work, but Matt Holloway’s and Art Marcum’s script didn’t do any favours to anyone. If you also want to admire Chris Hemsworth as a presence but also a thespian, watch Rush (2013), In the Heart of Sea (2015), Bad Time at the El Royale (2018), and, of course, the Thor/Avengers franchise.

    I’m not even going to go into production details, and I feel sorry for not having something good to say (except that Tessa Thompson is always mesmerising).

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    Wounds (2019)

     

    A world of obscurity and darkness gradually surrounds a bartender after finding a phone left at his bar.

    At first, everyone’s merry. People ‘necking’ life in shot glasses seems like the way to go in a world full of worries. Then, different people who don’t belong to that world leave behind this phone, which carries… wounds that people from neither world can possibly comprehend. And then, no one’s merry anymore. And then everyone discovers their dark side…

    Friends of mine have been calling me over the last few months, asking me if I have watched Wounds. My response was, ‘No, should I watch it?’ and their reply was something along the lines of ‘No, coz it sucks balls!’. What can I say? I’m a bad listener. Or am I? So, I watched it. And so should you. Wounds is based on Nathan Ballingrud’s novella ‘The Visible Filth’ which I’ll be honest with you, I haven’t read so I can’t comment on the adaptation, compare, or contrast it. As a film in itself, though, Wounds will get your undivided attention. Do not try to rationalise it. Do not try to give meaning to every word spoken or the staccato editing choices rapidly presented to you. Just watch it, looking towards every corner of your screen as the mise-en-scène meticulously frames what you need to know. When the end credits appear out of the blue, give it a minute or two to move past the ‘WTF just happened’ feeling, try not to go apeshit as well, and only then start putting things into perspective. And even then, good luck!

    Armie Hammer, Dakota Johnson, and Zazie Beetz do brilliant work in front of the camera. Behind it, Babak Anvari, director of the eerie, paranormal Iranian horror Under the Shadow (2016), shakes hands with Netflix, defies canon and Hollywood’s jumpscares, and opts for long tracking shots and slow editing to haunt New Orleans and unify two worlds that should never have been brought together.

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    Black and Blue (2019)

     

    A rookie, black female police officer becomes the target of three corrupt cops after witnessing them murder a bunch of young drug dealers.

    It seems that there are three sore points Black and Blue addresses. The film’s title includes two of them, but wait until we get to the script. The film’s best attributes are its cinematography, Naomie Harris, and Frank Grillo. The mise-en-scène is almost flawless; what you need to see within a shot is there, and the colours are as dark as the heroes and the antiheroes themselves. Harris deserves all the spotlight as, first of all, you wouldn’t tell she’s a Londoner, and secondly, she’s entirely different from her 007 character and anything you have seen her in before. She’s like a whirlwind sucking you into the film’s action and thrill. Grillo, as always, is as tough as they come. I would like to see more: Tyrese Gibson as a non-action character, Reid Scott’s (Kevin) guilt building up to justify his action in the end, and Mike Colter’s (Darius) fury exploding over the murder of his nephew. Finally, the editing is ‘invisible’, guaranteeing the film’s continuity and pacing the film appropriately.

    Peter A. Dowling’s script has a few holes. That means that, on more than one occasion, if one asked ‘why didn’t s/he do that?’ the answer would be ‘because that is a plot hole’. I’m not gonna go into details, though. I’ll leave it up to you to spot them and make up your own mind. The focus shifts towards the obvious on this occasion: Stereotyping! Harris is burdened with the film’s emphasis on being a woman, black, and a police officer in a world that undermines the first, degrades the second and hates the third. And, as aforementioned, she’s brilliant. But the real world isn’t really like that. And filmmakers need to be very careful not to turn it like that. See what happened at the cinema in Birmingham, UK, whilst showing Blue Story (2019): https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-50541204

    Nowadays, everyone seems to be looking for an excuse to accuse someone of saying or doing something inappropriate. To the person offended about a ‘sensitive’ issue, whoever dares to have a different opinion is… racist. And as if that’s not enough, the perpetuation of ‘all cops are pigs’ is very backwards-thinking, old, and cliché (and that comes from a guy who has been arrested quite a few times in his youth). If you think otherwise when you get robbed or attacked, by all means, feel free not to call the police… they are pigs. Even though they are quite well known, I have attached two videos in case you haven’t watched them, urging generalisations to stop.

    In case you forgot my third sore point mentioned above, that is none other than the echoing stigmata that the Katrina hurricane has left to the people and city of New Orleans to this very day. I have an eerie feeling that in the future, we will have more films delving into the hair-raising details of the suffering of August 2005. Say, for example, a film on what the doctors had to do…

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    End of Days (1999)

    It is the end of the millennium, Satan has taken a human form while looking for the woman who will bear his child, and it is up to a suicidal ex-cop to prevent the end of days.

    Arguably, one of the best, darkest… and most underrated films Schwarzenegger has ever been in. Brilliant, fast-paced, realistic action with a 50+ y/o sentimental Arnie being purely tough as nails. Great shooting scenes, great fight scenes, and great chase scenes that make two hours fly by. But the awesomeness doesn’t stop here. The slow-paced sequences testing the heroes’ and antiheroes’ ‘faith’, and the drama of a young girl standing amid chaos who never chose to be special make The End of Days an unforgettable choice to put a close to this year and decade. The film’s highlight: Arnold fighting the Satanists and the Devil in the alley.

    Arnold, having undergone heart surgery two years prior to the film, comes back performing extreme action sequences and nailing the self-destructive, rock-bottom action antihero, taking as much as he can give back. Gabriel Byrne is evil as hell – pun intended – and brutally tortures everyone crossing his path with utter style. As for Robin Tunney, she’s magnificent, and I can still see why I fell for her in my early twenties. My last ‘congratulations’ goes to the director and director of photography, Peter Hyams, who pulled this off and brought Andrew W. Marlowe’s solid, very dark yet optimistic script to life.

    Again, arguably, Schwarzenegger’s last prominent film.

    Enjoy and have a healthy, happy, productive, and creative new year. Be well!!

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    Mr. Destiny (1990)

    Leading a repetitive life, Larry Burrows, on his 35th birthday, wishes his life was different and more exciting, and this is exactly what he gets!

    How many times I have watched this film is beyond me… And I think I’m gonna grow old and grey, and I will still be watching it. Yes, it’s very similar to the classic masterpiece It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), but since I was a kid when it first came out, I grew up with it, and I couldn’t help but stop thinking about… what if my life was different? As I kept growing up, till this very day, till this very moment, writing this review right now after just watching it (again), I wonder why this film aged so well. What is it that makes it so diachronic that I can’t stop having enough of it?

    I guess I wouldn’t watch it at any time other than Christmas/New Year. It is the time when, if not all of us, most of us contemplate a bit more about our New Year resolutions. It is that time when we look back and ask ourselves, what could I have done differently? What do I lack? What do I have in abundance? Why would I want my life to be different anyway? It might be all these would haves, should haves, could haves that loop in our minds with warp f@£$%^& speed causing this effect. I think I’m digressing…

    Anyway, Larry Burrows is John Belushi. And not like a film poster tagline kind of way. I can’t imagine anyone else portraying him, and I don’t want either. Michael Caine is visual poetry. Linda Hamilton is to fall in love with and proves, once more, to be such a diverse actress that I take my hat off to her and bow. Rene Russo always had been and always be lighting up the screen when appearing on it. As for Courteney Cox, she is… a killer! Last but not least, it is an absolute shame that we don’t see the amazing Jon Lovitz in many films anymore – series, mostly.

    Mr. Destiny greatly impacted my life, inspiring my screenwriting in ways that I can’t begin to describe. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have over the decades.

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    Code 8 (2019)

    A power-enabled construction worker teams up with the wrong people to save his dying mother.

    Canada strikes back! Only three months after Freaks (2019), Code 8 makes an appearance and leaves a lasting impression. Take the superpowers out, and you are left with a strong existential drama about working-class people who try to survive one day at a time and a son who would do anything wrong under the Sun for his dying mom. Great performances were given by the cousins Stephen and Robbie Amell, as well as Kari Matchett, Laysla De Oliveira, Greg Bryk, Kyla Kane, and Vlad Alexis. Directing, editing (great opening sequence montage), photography, production design, and visual and sound effects are of Hollywood standards, proving that the studios don’t need hundreds of millions to make a decent sci-fi. Also, the music nails it and is not used to tell you how to feel at all times. It is minimal as it is emotional. Through the crowdfunding website Indiegogo, the producers managed to gather over two million dollars from 28,400 backers. Both Freaks and Code 8 come from Canadian film schools and leave a different flavour to the one left to us by the X-Men franchise. A round of applause for all cast and crew!!!

    The film’s director, Jeff Chan, and writer, Chris Paré, have already announced the Code 8 spinoff series. I’m really looking forward to it, as there is still so much to unfold in terms of both story and character development.

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    The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

    An ambitious young man is put by the board of directors as president of a… convoluted company involved in a stock scam.

    ‘It takes a village to make a film’… and The Hudsucker Proxy is Hollywood’s living proof – and the best side. Joel and Ethan Coen write (alongside Sam Raimi), direct, and produce one of their best and underrated films to date, focusing on a man’s ambition, the crowd’s paranoia, the Media’s superfluous vanity, and the corporate greed! In addition, Carter Burwell’s music, Dennis Gassner’s production design, and Roger Deakins’ cinematography pay a true homage to the films of the ’30s and ’40s. Thom Noble’s meticulous and precise editing paces the film from beginning to end. Great montage sequences deliver passion, laughter, drama, and rhythmic film magic.

    A naive Tim Robbins, an extremely articulate Jennifer Jason Leigh, a sexist Bruce Campbell, and the legend Paul Newman develop amazing on-screen chemistry, and one cannot help but fall for them. The film’s brilliance is such that the devil’s in the details. For example, Robert Gallagher’s character, Vic Tenetta, shows up for just a few seconds, and the screen lightens up.

    And now for the shocking facts: Not even one Oskar, Golden Globe or Bafta Nomination. 3 wins and 3 nominations all and all. And that’s not just it! It cost approximately $40M and made $2,816,518. I think, sometimes, it’s surprising what makes people tick and what doesn’t. But I know that all bets are off when it comes to the film industry!

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    Bad Santa 2 (2016)

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    Having never left rock bottom, Willie follows his angry sidekick again and puts on the Santa suit once more, only, this time, to rob a Chicago charity.

    Still hilarious, still politically incorrect, still Thornton and Cox! Once more, the starting monologue, followed by the alley vomiting, mirrors the same reality Willie still lives on, highly indicating that he learned nothing from his past mistakes and that his life never took off. Thankfully for us, this is the case, and consequently, he accepts Marcus’ next job alongside his mother. The dysfunction in the family shows straight away, and we, as the audience, get to enjoy the results.

    Even though not as funny as its predecessor, Bad Santa 2 is a must-watch during the Christmas period and the perfect antidote against… soppy, yawnsome, dead-boring romance/comedies which you’d rather watch paint dry. Thornton and Cox are still the Willie and Marcus we love, and Cathie Bates is a great addition to the cast! An extra round of applause deserves Brett Kelly for getting Thurman Merman’s physique to match his old self. Oh, and Christina Hendricks is as seductive as always…

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    Bad Santa (2003)

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    A miserable thief and his angry sidekick keep posing as Santa and elf to con people, but their Christmas Eve job goes terribly wrong.

    Watch the unrated version! Right off the bat, Billie Bob’s monologue! This is when you know exactly what you signed up for; ‘an eating, drinking, shi*ing, f*ing Santa Claus’! Billie Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, and the always-missed Bernie Mac make you laugh hard for an hour and a half. Plenty of foul language – with the word ‘f*ck’ and its permutations (over 170 times) ruling at the top, ‘sh*t’ (74), ‘ass’ (31), ‘bitch’ (10), and 1 use of ‘bastard’ plenty of political incorrectness, and plenty of actual booze… for Thornton… acting himself. The Cohen brothers and director Terry Zwigoff have brilliantly refined Glenn Ficarra’s and John Requa’s script. Excellent mix of Christmas and classical music!

    Despite its hilarious profanity and misery, Bad Santa starts as a dark comedy and ends up being an emotional journey of a lonely, broken man who finds a reason to live.

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    Event Horizon (1997)

    After going missing for seven years, the spaceship Event Horizon reappears, having returned from a darkness beyond human understanding.

    One of the best psychological sci-fi horrors you have ever watched: Alien (1979) meets Hellraiser (1987)! The ‘tragedy’ with Event Horizon is, as usual, the studio. When uncreative people in high places interfere with art, art always suffers the consequences. Paul W.S. Anderson’s 130′ original, ‘graphically violent’ cut forced Paramount to cut 30′ and water it down. Both the studio and Anderson regretted doing it! Twenty years later (2017), Anderson stated that the year after the film’s release, he and a producer started looking for footage that had gone missing due to bad archiving. Most of it was destroyed, some of it was of poor quality, and some of it was found as far as a Transylvanian salt mine!

    From cruciform shapes to spinning tunnels and rotating interlocking circles, Event Horizon marries the antithesis between religion and science, showcasing the man-playing-God hubris and offering us the results in an entertainingly bloody way. The film has become a cult for both sci-fi and horror fans alike. The Making of ‘Event Horizon’ (2006) is a documentary that whoever liked the film MUST watch. The production details give away Anderson’s great lengths to bring this film to life.  Philip Eisner’s script is solid,  Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill are brilliant, and the Production Design is Oskar-worthy. Unfortunately, the studio forced the editing to damage the film’s unimaginable potential. It is wishful thinking that the series in development will live up to the film’s expectations and include the ‘Old Testament Speech’ and the ‘Dimension of Pure Chaos’ analysis.

    The detailed, infamous captain’s log ‘orgy of death’, the ship’s return, and the extended black hole’s Bosh-influenced ‘visions from hell’ have made all our imagination run wild over the years, hoping that, one day, the film’s re-release will re-surface missing footage, and will re-appear to us to reveal what it has seen…

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    6 Underground (2019)

    Six highly, uncommonly skilled men and women – each in their own way – have formed an anonymous team to make the world a better place.

    Michael Bay does what Michael Bay does best. What do you expect from 6 Underground? Slo-mo? You got it. Slow-mo with car chases? But with also faster than you can blink cuts? You got it. Shots with choppers? You got it. From within choppers? Over the choppers? Against the sundown? With whirring blades (slo-mo, of course)? Shots with men and women throwing punchlines at the brink of death, swapping to superficial drama, killers looking like they came out of underwear or fragrance ad? You. Got. It. All!

    At a budget of $150 million, Netflix urges Bay to destroy everything – preferably with explosions. Everything nice you see in the film will get destroyed. Simple as. Story-wise, the high levels of implausibility, improbability, and impossibility run through the film’s veins from the opening to the closing credits, making the Fast & Furious (2001- ) franchise look like a based-on-a-true story. Meaning: The operations and the decisions taken throughout the operations are purely laughable, the chances of survival having suffered certain wounds are zero (much less keep running and jumping around, shooting, and kicking ass), the access to whatever they need, whenever they need it, the warp speed of getting from one country to the next… I can go on forever here! But… I have a favourite one: The brother’s speech caused the fastest revolution ever to start in a film!!! The revolution started before even the speech ended. And, cinematically, guess how? Accompanied by pop, hybrid music, or whatever the hell it’s called nowadays, with lyrics calling to arms. I think I’m gonna stop here; you got the gist.

    Here’s my two cents. Don’t take 6 Underground seriously for a minute. Know what you sign up for, sit down, relax, surround yourself with great company and horrible food, and enjoy the Bay-style of filmmaking that makes all your problems disappear for two hours. This way, you’ll get to enjoy:

    • High octane, multiangular action sequences,
    • The destruction of everything looking fancy,
    • Entertainingly gruesome deaths,
    • Buildings and surroundings that are meant to be in one country but are shot in another,
    • Ryan Reynolds blatantly advertising his Gin,
    • Ryan Reynolds as an endless punchline machine,
    • Funnily foul language,
    • The “magnet sequence”,
    • “Rebellious” heroes and heroines who just came out of a Christian Dior and Calvin Klein photoshoot,
    • Transformers sound effects,
    • And an awesome soundtrack!

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    The Room (2019)

    A young couple moves into a house with many secrets and a room that… grants wishes.

    I’ve been told that in Los Angeles, everyone has an idea about a great film. Do you know why almost no one makes it? Because no Industry Professional cares about any idea. The Room is based on a brilliant idea: What would you do if all your wishes could come true… inside your house! Very thrilling idea. Especially if you ask for a kid.

    Its development, though, irreparably ruins it. Noël Carroll, in “Toward a Theory of Film Suspense,” analyses suspense, its development, and its potential outcomes. This is a highly recommended read. Here, Matt is looking for the room’s key; he finds it. He wants to find that man; he finds him. The man calls the house, and the kid picks up the phone. He knows exactly what has happened and explains everything.

    I don’t want to be more negative about this one. Feel free to watch it and make up your mind. The film’s intentions are noble, it just lacks of… almost everything! Very unfortunate.

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    Official Secrets (2019)

    A British Intelligence whistleblower decides to leak information about an illegal NSA spy operation that would force the UN Security Council to authorise the invasion of Iraq in 2003.

    Based on the book by Marcia and Thomas Mitchell “The Spy Who Tried to Stop a War: Katharine Gun and the Secret Plot to Sanction the Iraq Invasion”, the script of Sarah and Gregory Bernstein, and the directing of Gavin Hood (also co-writer), make Official Secrets as one of the most realistic espionage films of its time. The fiasco of the “weapons of mass destruction” that led to hundreds of thousands of people dying is seen through the eyes of Katharine Gun, showcasing her enormous courage and the incredible risk she took (both personally and professionally) to disclose the truth to the public. Subsequently, it stirs the focus towards the brave journalists and lawyers who backed her up, reinstating our faith that not all of them are government puppets and leeches, respectively. All of us who served in the army then or were glued to the television and saw the live footage were disgusted by the war and our governments. I feel sorry for the ones who were actually there – fighting for either side. Here is an interesting fact: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5431890/trivia?item=tr4849190

    The story is solid, and the editing is beautifully crafted. Every actor pours their soul into their characters, and Hood, along with cinematographer Florian Hoffmeister, does a brilliant job behind the camera. Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode, MyAnna Buring, Matt Smith, Ralph Fiennes, Indira Varma, Rhys Ifans, Conleth Hill, and all cast and crew deserve a round of applause for their achievements in front and behind the lens.

    Highly recommended for all filmgoers, it will definitely rock your boat, especially in times like these, when both the US and the UK suffer politically.

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    Death Ship (1980)

    A Nazi ghost ship rams a cruise ship, sinks it, and then comes back only to get the survivors on board and make them descent into madness.

    Act I: Chessy ’70s editing, accompanied by cheesy ’70s music. Get to know who everyone is and what everyone is like. You see them having fun and then you see them sink.

    Act II: Get to know the ship… and what it can do to its passengers. Or, even better, what it can make the passengers do to each other.

    Act III: Standard, hiding no major surprises.

    Death Ship could as well be the B-movie version of The Shining (1980) on the sea. After all, they came out the same year. Also, the same year, the same producers brought you the Terror Train (1980) – I assume you can see the connection. Anyhow, Death Ship may not be well known, but I would call it the father, the instigator of every other ghost ship movie out there. So, if the three acts are as described above, do I recommend it? I do, indeed. But before I say why, please pay attention: You must watch it with untrained ’80s eyes! When a good B-movie was as entertaining. Forget the New Hollywood, the 21st century, and how the digital era advanced filmmaking techniques (or did it?). Keep the Italian Giallo horror films in mind. Not knowing too much about films in the mid-nineties, I first watched it with my brother and we crapped our pants! Is it now outdated? It sure is, but let it trip you down the memory lane. Through an era when you were either too young or not even born. In a time where ‘Intermission’ appeared halfway through the film… Damn, I’m getting nostalgic!

    Anyway, if it doesn’t scare you, let it amuse you. Cinematically, the ‘omniscient’ handheld shots are the film’s biggest asset. Crenna and Kennedy are brilliant, and so is the cinematography. Last but not least, the first act’s cheesy editing becomes the second act’s conveyor of paranoia…

    That one’s for you, bro. Remember the scare we got that night (the dog manically barking outside / grandma appearing out of nowhere)?!

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    Don’t Let Go (2019)

    After his family gets murdered, a dishevelled cop receives a phone call from his… dead niece as if nothing has happened.

    Jason Blum regained his senses after The Gallows (2015) and The Gallows Act II (2019) and makes a comeback with a not-so-unusual plot but great execution. Directed by Jacob Estes, Don’t Let Go resembles the plot of Frequency (2000) and The Lake House (2006), adding some fast-paced action. Great acting by all cast members, but the spotlight belongs to the wonderful Storm Reid.

    Come to think about it, the script will never make any sense whatsoever, so don’t think about it; just watch it and enjoy it. Well-directed, edited, and acted, Don’t Let Go will keep you entertained on a night in. Therefore, get the company you prefer (including your own), sit back, relax, and… let go!

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