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6 Underground (2019)

Six highly, uncommonly skilled men and women – each in their own way – have formed an anonymous team to make the world a better place.

Michael Bay does what Michael Bay does best. What do you expect from 6 Underground? Slo-mo? You got it. Slow-mo with car chases? But with also faster than you can blink cuts? You got it. Shots with choppers? You got it. From within choppers? Over the choppers? Against the sundown? With whirring blades (slo-mo, of course)? Shots with men and women throwing punchlines at the brink of death, swapping to superficial drama, killers looking like they came out of underwear or fragrance ad? You. Got. It. All!

At a budget of $150 million, Netflix urges Bay to destroy everything – preferably with explosions. Everything nice you see in the film will get destroyed. Simple as. Story-wise, the high levels of implausibility, improbability, and impossibility run through the film’s veins from the opening to the closing credits, making the Fast & Furious (2001- ) franchise look like a based-on-a-true story. Meaning: The operations and the decisions taken throughout the operations are purely laughable, the chances of survival having suffered certain wounds are zero (much less keep running and jumping around, shooting, and kicking ass), the access to whatever they need, whenever they need it, the warp speed of getting from one country to the next… I can go on forever here! But… I have a favourite one: The brother’s speech caused the fastest revolution ever to start in a film!!! The revolution started before even the speech ended. And, cinematically, guess how? Accompanied by pop, hybrid music, or whatever the hell it’s called nowadays, with lyrics calling to arms. I think I’m gonna stop here; you got the gist.

Here’s my two cents. Don’t take 6 Underground seriously for a minute. Know what you sign up for, sit down, relax, surround yourself with great company and horrible food, and enjoy the Bay-style of filmmaking that makes all your problems disappear for two hours. This way, you’ll get to enjoy:

  • High octane, multiangular action sequences,
  • The destruction of everything looking fancy,
  • Entertainingly gruesome deaths,
  • Buildings and surroundings that are meant to be in one country but are shot in another,
  • Ryan Reynolds blatantly advertising his Gin,
  • Ryan Reynolds as an endless punchline machine,
  • Funnily foul language,
  • The “magnet sequence”,
  • “Rebellious” heroes and heroines who just came out of a Christian Dior and Calvin Klein photoshoot,
  • Transformers sound effects,
  • And an awesome soundtrack!

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The Room (2019)

A young couple moves into a house with many secrets and a room that… grants wishes.

I’ve been told that in Los Angeles, everyone has an idea about a great film. Do you know why almost no one makes it? Because no Industry Professional cares about any idea. The Room is based on a brilliant idea: What would you do if all your wishes could come true… inside your house! Very thrilling idea. Especially if you ask for a kid.

Its development, though, irreparably ruins it. Noël Carroll, in “Toward a Theory of Film Suspense,” analyses suspense, its development, and its potential outcomes. This is a highly recommended read. Here, Matt is looking for the room’s key; he finds it. He wants to find that man; he finds him. The man calls the house, and the kid picks up the phone. He knows exactly what has happened and explains everything.

I don’t want to be more negative about this one. Feel free to watch it and make up your mind. The film’s intentions are noble, it just lacks of… almost everything! Very unfortunate.

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Official Secrets (2019)

A British Intelligence whistleblower decides to leak information about an illegal NSA spy operation that would force the UN Security Council to authorise the invasion of Iraq in 2003.

Based on the book by Marcia and Thomas Mitchell “The Spy Who Tried to Stop a War: Katharine Gun and the Secret Plot to Sanction the Iraq Invasion”, the script of Sarah and Gregory Bernstein, and the directing of Gavin Hood (also co-writer), make Official Secrets as one of the most realistic espionage films of its time. The fiasco of the “weapons of mass destruction” that led to hundreds of thousands of people dying is seen through the eyes of Katharine Gun, showcasing her enormous courage and the incredible risk she took (both personally and professionally) to disclose the truth to the public. Subsequently, it stirs the focus towards the brave journalists and lawyers who backed her up, reinstating our faith that not all of them are government puppets and leeches, respectively. All of us who served in the army then or were glued to the television and saw the live footage were disgusted by the war and our governments. I feel sorry for the ones who were actually there – fighting for either side. Here is an interesting fact: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5431890/trivia?item=tr4849190

The story is solid, and the editing is beautifully crafted. Every actor pours their soul into their characters, and Hood, along with cinematographer Florian Hoffmeister, does a brilliant job behind the camera. Keira Knightley, Matthew Goode, MyAnna Buring, Matt Smith, Ralph Fiennes, Indira Varma, Rhys Ifans, Conleth Hill, and all cast and crew deserve a round of applause for their achievements in front and behind the lens.

Highly recommended for all filmgoers, it will definitely rock your boat, especially in times like these, when both the US and the UK suffer politically.

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Death Ship (1980)

A Nazi ghost ship rams a cruise ship, sinks it, and then comes back only to get the survivors on board and make them descent into madness.

Act I: Chessy ’70s editing, accompanied by cheesy ’70s music. Get to know who everyone is and what everyone is like. You see them having fun and then you see them sink.

Act II: Get to know the ship… and what it can do to its passengers. Or, even better, what it can make the passengers do to each other.

Act III: Standard, hiding no major surprises.

Death Ship could as well be the B-movie version of The Shining (1980) on the sea. After all, they came out the same year. Also, the same year, the same producers brought you the Terror Train (1980) – I assume you can see the connection. Anyhow, Death Ship may not be well known, but I would call it the father, the instigator of every other ghost ship movie out there. So, if the three acts are as described above, do I recommend it? I do, indeed. But before I say why, please pay attention: You must watch it with untrained ’80s eyes! When a good B-movie was as entertaining. Forget the New Hollywood, the 21st century, and how the digital era advanced filmmaking techniques (or did it?). Keep the Italian Giallo horror films in mind. Not knowing too much about films in the mid-nineties, I first watched it with my brother and we crapped our pants! Is it now outdated? It sure is, but let it trip you down the memory lane. Through an era when you were either too young or not even born. In a time where ‘Intermission’ appeared halfway through the film… Damn, I’m getting nostalgic!

Anyway, if it doesn’t scare you, let it amuse you. Cinematically, the ‘omniscient’ handheld shots are the film’s biggest asset. Crenna and Kennedy are brilliant, and so is the cinematography. Last but not least, the first act’s cheesy editing becomes the second act’s conveyor of paranoia…

That one’s for you, bro. Remember the scare we got that night (the dog manically barking outside / grandma appearing out of nowhere)?!

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Don’t Let Go (2019)

After his family gets murdered, a dishevelled cop receives a phone call from his… dead niece as if nothing has happened.

Jason Blum regained his senses after The Gallows (2015) and The Gallows Act II (2019) and makes a comeback with a not-so-unusual plot but great execution. Directed by Jacob Estes, Don’t Let Go resembles the plot of Frequency (2000) and The Lake House (2006), adding some fast-paced action. Great acting by all cast members, but the spotlight belongs to the wonderful Storm Reid.

Come to think about it, the script will never make any sense whatsoever, so don’t think about it; just watch it and enjoy it. Well-directed, edited, and acted, Don’t Let Go will keep you entertained on a night in. Therefore, get the company you prefer (including your own), sit back, relax, and… let go!

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Ad Astra (2019)

After a series of cosmic power surges threaten to wipe out life as we know it, an astronaut undertakes a space mission in the hope of stopping them but also finding his father, who was considered long gone.

I might not have read reviews before writing mine, but I happened to read Ad Astra’s on a Sunday night, right after the film came out. They were horrible – shockingly bad, claiming that the film fails on every front. The titles alone were hilarious. So, what did I do? I packed it up on the spot, went to the last screening, and watched it. I hadn’t even watched the trailer. So…

The film itself is not nearly as bad as people make it to be. Potential issues might include the following: We, the audience, do not really experience either the surges or their aftermath. Through the news, we can see a number that thousands have died, and this is it. Therefore, the actual reason why Brad Pitt goes to space is heavily focused on his issue with his father and partially on his ex leaving him. He doesn’t seem to care at all about the fact that thousands have died and that the future of the Earth and the rest of the solar system solely burdens him. Yes, the second act is slow, but this merely means nothing. To me, the film’s biggest problem lies in the third act. I could thoroughly elaborate on why, but my reviews are spoiler-free, so you are more than welcome to comment when you watch it. Sources claim that director James Gray had to compromise his ending for the studio to give the green light. It makes me wonder how his finale would be.

None of these issues, though, justify the horrendous reviews. I watched the trailer afterwards and looked into a few production details. As with the film’s ending, the studio caused the biggest damage. The trailer had no idea how to promote the film. Subsequently, people thought that they were going to the movies to watch this year’s Gravity (2013), Interstellar (2014), or The Martian (2015) – which again would pose an issue as not too many people would want to watch another Matt Damon rescue. To cut a long story short, the audience was given the wrong impression and went there with false expectations. Maybe things would have been different if it had been marketed as Solaris (2002). See the poster above as well. It is as if seeing close-ups of Brad Pitt for two hours is not enough; he must be staring at us before we enter the theatre. Oh, and read the tagline and weep.

I would like to conclude by saying that the slow editing paces the film’s rhythm as it was initially intended, Max Richter’s music is superb, Brad Pitt expresses Roy’s emptiness perfectly, and last but not least, Ruth Negga, as always, every time she makes an on-screen appearance, mesmerises.

I don’t regret being alone in the whole theatre watching it. Knowing nothing beforehand, I perceived Ad Astra as an existential journey to the vast loneliness of space, which can only be outmatched by the vast loneliness of our souls.

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Clown (2014)

A father tries to please his kid on his birthday by dressing up as a clown, but he gets stuck in the suit, starts losing his mind, and transforms into… something else.

This is not another clown film! Clown cuts straight to the point, gets you to feel the hero’s pain, introduces you to the origins of what once was and what it came to be, and all hell breaks loose.

Released three and a half years after the date’s wrap, the film managed to get a limited release. Producer Eli Roth once more proves he owns the throne of twisted horror as his investment definitely satisfies secret, depraved pleasures and needs. Jon Watts, believe it or not, the director of Spider-man: Homecoming (2017), co-writes and directs the distorted, kid-eating-blood-and-gore version of what most kids love and some fear the most, making everyone who watches the film not want to see or hear about a clown ever again.

The psychological horror is, unfortunately, replaced by some humour and cliches, ruining the film’s ending and, ultimately, its full potential. Regardless, if you decide to watch it, ensure you know what you sign up for. If you are a horror fan like myself, you’ll enjoy the thrill of an underrated, sadistic hero’s journey.

Dean… thanks for the recommendation. This one’s for you, mate.

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The Irishman (2019)

A retired mob hitman remembers the old days and how everything started; the Italian mafia, the Kennedys, doing what he had to do to become who he is, and befriending Jimmy Hoffa.

Only twenty minutes shorter than Once Upon a Time in America (1984), The Irishman, based on Charles Brandt’s book and Steven Zaillian’s script, is the three hours and thirty minutes thrilling memoir you’d expect it to be. Scorsese’s directing and Schoonmaker’s editing tell, once more, after 52 years of collaboration, a story that not many collaborators can. The fabula and the syuzhet form a non-linear, character-driven narrative that will take you back and forth in time, making you witness the fall from grace of the Italian-American mafia.

Facts or figments of imagination, truth or based on actual events, it is up to you to decide. Regardless, The Irishman travels you back in time to an era of gangsters with morals, principles, and ideals a lot different from what you and I are used to. Last but not least, I would like to say that there are no words to describe the emotion watching Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel in the same film, all as gangsters.

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Freaks (2019)

With the excuse that people will want to hurt her, a girl, locked inside the house since birth by her insanely overprotective father, manages to escape, only to realise that he was right all along.

Push (2009) meets Stephanie (2017), made in Canada. It is a great narrative accompanied by great cinematography. The compelling atmosphere and the very persuasive acting—a standing ovation for the young actress Lexy Kolker – examine thoroughly, even creating a case study, the philosophy of the masses regarding what it’s like to be different, to stand out, to be able to perform miracles, to feel like a freak and alone.

Turn the lights off, get your other half, your friends, or just a nice drink, and enjoy it! I was thinking of writing that films like Freaks need our support so we can have a lot more of them, but truth be told, we need eye-opening films like Freaks so we can reevaluate the norms of the societies we live in and, as André Bazin would ask, ‘What is Cinema?’

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Good Boys (2019)

Drugs, alcohol, obsessive teenage girls, bullying, and a sex doll are in the way of three schoolboys who are ready to party.

Yes, the guys who brought you Superbad (2007), Neighbors (2014) and Sausage Party (2016) brought you this. But what is this? This is a film some people have told me that I’ll laugh through my tears, and others that it will insult my intelligence. That there would be nothing in between. So, I watched it. And there is nothing in between…

I probably counted around five to six funny moments, but I’m unsure about a few. It got too American for my standards multiple times, but that is not the film’s major issue. The major issue is the forced, scripted humour and the forced five dozen times the kids “have to” say the word “f*ck” and its derivatives. I’m a big fan of R-rated films in all genres as there is a lot more freedom of expression both visually and verbally, but Good Boys is just too scripted, and its message is clear: Provoke by having the kids swear as much as possible while getting into inappropriate situations.

It doesn’t matter, really. The film cost around $20M and made over $110M, so who cares what I, you, or anyone else is saying? Hopefully, the team will do a comeback with something equally provocative but naturally funny, and there won’t be any either-or; it will just be narratively funny.

P.S. OK, the kids act brilliantly!

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Alita (2019)

A dismantled cyborg found in a scrapyard is put together by a rather unconventional doctor, but when she wakes up with no memory and hell-bent on discovering who she is, she goes against anyone who stands in her way.

Amazing visuals! Director Robert Rodriguez, producer James Cameron, and the visual effects department perform magic with the film’s visuals. A lot of credit goes also to Junkie XL for the soundtrack and the sound department for sound effects, sound editing, and sound mixing. Actually, almost all departments do a brilliant job in the film. I guess now you are waiting for the “but”…

In a $170M film the “but” is the story! Inundated with cliches, no twists, predictable character development, and no suspense whatsoever, it makes all the A-list actors yawn while performing. However, Rosa Salazar and Ed Skrein do their best as the heroine and villain, respectively. Shame really. With Rodriguez and Cameron in the credits, one would expect at least an extraordinary story, something along the lines of the films both of them have given us over the last four decades. Alita, unfortunately, is not one of them…

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Angel Has Fallen (2019)

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Having been framed for the attempted assassination of the President, Mike Banning is on the run, trying to uncover the conspiracy behind the attack.

I’ll start with the good news: there are fewer. Endless shooting accompanied by foul language and big-time clobbering is the recipe for forgetting all of your problems for two hours; Angel is entertaining. What’s more, there are plenty of explosions with propelled, dead bodies flying all over.

Now for the bad news… Angel‘s writing and directing are unoriginal. There are no twists. At all! There is no suspense and no character development, but fear not, there are cliches aplenty. Have you ever heard before, “He knows all of our moves”? Yet, it made decent money globally. The whole Has Fallen trilogy is that side of Hollywood that sacrifices quality without blinking. It is the side of Hollywood that doesn’t appreciate the cinema experience, bins the narrative, mocks logic, defies continuity montage, disregards human intelligence, and solely focuses on M.O.N.E.Y. I could write a thesis on what the film has failed at, but as my film reviews are meant to be short, I’ll stop here. Plus, I would get depressed halfway.

The one and only Morgan Freeman is there for the money, Gerald Butler is always the right man for the job, and so is the amazing Piper Perabo. If you want to see Gerald and Piper at their absolute best, though, RocknRolla (2008) and Coyote Ugly (2000) are what you need to watch.

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Ostinato (2019)

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A chef finds himself getting killed over and over by anyone he knows.

Completed through the 48 Hour Film Project in Shanghai and winner of GOLD BEST MICROSHORT, SILVER BEST HORROR SHORT, SILVER BEST DARK COMEDY at the OCTOBER 2019 edition of Independent Shorts Awards (ISA), Ostinato marks the narrative debut for Luke Luoh. As I point out in most of my reviews, the film’s intentions are what I am always aiming at and Ostinato, even though it knows exactly where it stands, doesn’t disclose its intentions from the start. It sets off as a comedy/horror, ostensibly entertaining you, but towards the end of Act II, it gets your mind to start thinking in reverse.

From a narrative point of view, Luoh follows the paradigmatic narration – each segment introduces a new story, location, character, etc. So, it can be viewed as a short film within a short film, with every story having a beginning, a middle, and an end. The editing contributes to this narration enhancement by making the sum bigger than its parts. You will eventually get something at the film’s second plot point – the bridge between Act II and III. Be it as it may, this cerebral film wouldn’t be the same if all the actors, especially the Makeup and the Special Effects Makeup artists, hadn’t done the AWESOME job they did. Last but not least, pay attention to Kaunas’ photography and his interesting choice of “red”.

Leaving no one out, all cast and crew deserve a round of applause for the film’s final cut. If you are not adept at music terminology or do not know what the title means, watch the film first and only then ask yourselves, how many times can one die? Well, in this case, as many times as one can…

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Anna (2019)

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Having hit rock bottom, Anna gets a visit from the KGB, which offers her a way out by training her to become an assassin.

“Luc Besson: Making Assassins Since 1990”. And after Anna, I think the business will come to an end. Let me step back a bit, though… Anna has nothing to offer to the genre. It has nothing to add to the numerous films on assassins out there, neither from a narrative point of view nor from a filmmaking point of view. Actually, from any point of view. The story remains exactly as it was 30 years ago, as does the character, but the film doesn’t. The film deteriorates. It becomes repetitive with less and less to offer while other films such as John Wick (2014) and Atomic Blonde (2017) dominate the critics’ reviews and box office alike.

But this is not why the business is going down. After the Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) fiasco, EuropaCorp took a major blow. Anna was meant to make the company recover, but Besson’s unsubstantial personal shenanigans came out, studios backed down, distribution got axed, and Anna rubbed salt into the already existing, massive wound.

EuropaCorp may not recover from this hit. I just hope Sasha Luss finds the life jacket in that sinking ship as she has been, unfortunately, in both films. She’s a successful international model, and her acting skills have proved to be solid. I wish her all the best as I wish to Besson. I grew up with his films and still believe he has much more to offer to the industry.

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Earthquake Bird (2019)

A translator in Japan becomes a prime suspect after her friend goes missing, and her utterances and actions only worsen the situation for her.

Enigmatic, slow-burn, awkward. Mystery surrounds not only what Lucy Fly says and does but what everyone says and does. Interestingly enough, there is no character development, as all characters are already developed. The amazing is how we get to wonder throughout the film how everyone got there. As for the story itself, the fabula and the syuzhet create a storyline that balances the generic – the life as an ex-pat in Japan, and the specific – Lucy Fly’s paranoia in her world of sadness. If, eventually, the ending is to your liking or not, this is up to you to decide.

Meticulously written, brilliantly acted, masterfully directed, and very carefully and patiently edited. Last but not least, this is arguably the best photography of the year. Netflix keeps the surprises coming, firstly because its Marketing is non-existent (I’ve said it before, and I’ll keep saying it), and secondly because it dares once more to invest in diversity, quality, and the different.

Let the ‘mystery’ bring out the best of the genre. Let the film fill the gaps whenever it’s ready. Let your mind work it out in its own way.

For Ben! How could this not remind me of you, mate? 🙂

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Avengement (2019)

After years of imprisonment, a man manages to escape and heads straight for the people responsible for making his life a living hell.

Fifth collaboration between Jesse V. Johnson and Scott Adkins, with this one and Savage Dog (2017) being my favourite ones. Originally from Sutton Coldfield, only a few miles away from where I live, Adkins is the man for the job. He trains hard, and once in front of the camera, he pours his soul out for us to sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. I have a recommendation, though, and I address it to Johnson: With the protracted tracking shots being used more and more worldwide, I would love to see Adkins in longer, uncut shots doing what he does best. Films like Ong-bak (2003) and Yip Man (2008) have raised the bar sky-high, and I have the ultimate confidence that the Brits can do it as well. I really want to see it happening; longer shots = less editing = more continuous action. Avengement has these gritty fights that Johnson’s previous films lacked, and Adkins, regardless, always delivers. Craig Fairbrass, Thomas Turgoose, Nick Moran, Kierston Wareing, and Leo Gregory are always brilliant.

I hope The Debt Collector 2 (2020) adds more to the equation and their successful collaboration keeps improving. Adkins needs more spotlight as he has the talent that makes martial artists half his age weep.

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Midsommar (2019)

A young couple and their two friends decide to fly to Sweden and visit an isolated community’s midsummer festival, only to experience events they never expected they would.

Ari Aster knows how to portray death. He has mastered the art of perfectly shooting people to die – one way or another – and then how to cut to either their beloved finding out or straight to their reaction after it happens. That said, I can see why the film was critically and financially disappointing. Did I like it personally? Yes, I did. Would I recommend it? Before I answer with a ‘yes’ or ‘no’, I would ask myself, ‘Who would I recommend it to’? Horror fans are disappointed already – is there such a thing as mystery or drama fans? I’m not going to answer with a ‘yes’ or ‘no’, but I would hint at the following:

  • The film is unnecessarily two and a half hours long, and Aster promised (threatened?) that the director’s cut would be thirty minutes longer!!! For a horror film, the first duration is too long, and the second is way too long.
  • About an hour into the film and I wanted it to end and go on IMDb to find out if there is such a Swedish or Scandinavian paganistic/folklore festival. As much as this is a good sign, I couldn’t help but wonder that if there, it’s shocking, but if there isn’t, why on Earth would he go to such great lengths to elaborate/analyse/delve into something that doesn’t exist? Wondering that, I missed a third of the film and then wanted to cut to what the trailer had promised; some thrill.
  • As stated above, the deaths taking place in the film are definitely worth watching.

Now that you know, it’s up to you to decide whether it’s going to float your boat.

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Original vs Remake: Hollywood’s Need to Retell the Story (or the Lack Thereof)

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Think of a film from the distant or not-so-distant past that you would like to watch as a remake with different actors or upgraded visual effects, and then go on IMDb. Someone will probably beat you to the punch, not only having thought about it but also announcing it or having it in preproduction already. Who knows? Maybe you have even watched it and never knew it was the remake in the first place. Think of a graphic novel, book or series you would like to see getting adapted. Same! Welcome to the golden era of sequels, prequels, spinoffs, knockoffs, remakes, reboots, and adaptations.

In this article, I would like to narrow down this era only to hand-picked, not well-known international films that have spawned renowned Hollywood critically acclaimed and/or box office successes, with some of them being seen exclusively as money-making projects. The reason I decided to write on that is to provide only basic information on both versions, maybe get you to watch either or both of them and then get you to ask yourselves if the Hollywood remake added to the equation or if it was indeed necessary. Then, should you wish to, feel free to visit the Wikipedia page (see link at the end) for more remakes from all over the world and examine the narratives, principles, and intentions behind the different production eras, cultural norms, and the impact of language differences. If you are interested in learning more about adaptations (and genre, and how to “read” a film), I have referenced personal favourite books that opened my eyes years ago. For a more specific or generic bibliography, please feel free to contact me.

The article tips off, but it’s spoilers-free, so enjoy reading!

Original: Oldeuboi (2003) – South Korea vs Hollywood Remake: Old Boy (2013)

Based on the Japanese manga by Nobuaki Minegishi and Garon Tsuchiya, writer/director Chan-wook Park delivers one of the best and most daring adaptations we have ever seen. It is the second – and arguably the harshest – of the “Revenge Trilogy”. Graphic violence starts off with something as minor as eating live octopodes to a protracted one-take corridor fight seen to ear stabbings and cutting off tongues. Park’s eye and Min-sik Choi’s radical performance make Oldeuboi‘s distorted narrative work like a Swiss watch, ranking it 29 in the BBC Culture poll conducted in 2018 (best foreign films), making its remake really hard to match, much less offer something more.

The not-so-daring remake by the amazing Spike Lee and the well-established Josh Brolin lacks the atmosphere of the original because the studio’s “naysayers” blatantly cut approximately 36’ of the film, leaving it in the cutting room, offering a dissatisfying final cut ultimately. So, no live octopus eating, something that in this day and age can be easily replaced, or a visually satisfying one-take corridor fight scene, or anything else for that matter. The themes of manga and films address “revenge” and how it destroys not only the person seeking it but also the people around them. So, the way I see it, only the idea of watering down the original’s script and holding punches adapting it automatically degrades its quality. As Howard Hawks said it best: “You can’t fix a bad script after you start shooting. The problems on the page only get bigger as they move to the big screen.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.” – Oldeuboi

Original: La Jetée (1962) – France vs Hollywood Remake: 12 Monkeys (1995)

La Jetée is a beautiful sequence of black and white photographs accompanied by mesmerising music and a powerful narration. Chris Marker’s creation is the perfect example of a short, experimental film where the viewer dives into an illusionistic documentary-like narrative in which WWIII’s outcome creates a dystopian, post-apocalyptic, futuristic Middle Ages. It ranked 86 in the BBC Culture poll conducted in 2018 and gave a solid foundation for Terry Gilliam to bring to life the 12 Monkeys.

Gilliam, always expressing a unique vision through his lens, builds on Marker’s masterpiece and writes an ambiguous plot that generates many theories as to whether the protagonist suffers from insanity or a deadly virus is actually released in the future, wiping out most of the Earth’s population. A fascinating yet unsettling remake with A-list actors understanding what 12 Monkeys is all about, with plenty of Gilliam’s trademarks and an allusive theme that requires a lot of dot-connecting.

Original: Der Himmel über Berlin (Wings of Desire) (1987) – Germany vs Hollywood Remake: City of Angels (1998)

An against of all odds scenario where a supreme being desires to become human, having experienced first hand the atrocities of its nature. Ranked 34 in the BBC Culture poll conducted in 2018, Der Himmel über Berlin captures a poetic “hero’s journey” unfolding in the Cold War era Berlin. Close to the fall of the wall of shame, Wim Wenders leaves the Hollywood narrative behind him, looks from above, and through angels’ eyes, divulges to the rest of the world the division between East and West Berlin as well as the Berliners. Think of angels as observers, as if you left your body and observed yourself’s utterances and actions and how much more you would have noticed about you. Wenders’ angels live among millions of people in a troubled city, trying to understand why people want to learn how to make war and not find love. Starting with loving themselves… Extraordinary music and photography and extraordinary performances by Bruno Ganz and Peter Falk.

Cutting to just over ten years later and thousands of miles away, City of Angels becomes a romantic remake with two A-list actors: Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan. Is it enjoyable? Is it a film worth watching? Yes, and yes. Watching it as an original would have been the perfect Hollywood fantasy/romance film. Each of us seeks love and happiness in this life, and Cage and Ryan become the perfect duo in front of the screen. Highly recommended! As an adaptation, though, it is the circumstances that change, the source of pain for both angels and humans alike. And I find it hard even to locate a comparison here. Maybe you can.

“wer bunker baut wirft bomben” (= “those who build bunkers throw bombs”)

Seth: To touch you… and to feel you. To be able to hold your hand right now. Do you know what that means to me?

Original: Mou gaan dou (Infernal Affairs) (2002) – Hong Kong vs Hollywood Remake: The Departed (2006)

Well, Mou gaan dou didn’t make the cut to the BBC Culture poll 2018, and it wasn’t nominated for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 76th Academy Awards either. But I can tell you with certainty that that means nothing. This is one of the best gangster crime/drama/mystery films you will have ever watched (if you haven’t already), and it comes from Hong Kong. Three solid acts of… “Endless Purgatory Road”. One hour and forty minutes of delving into the characters’ inner changes, the ambiguity of morals, the clash between thousands of years of philosophies, and the downright cruelty of human nature in modern everyday life. Superb performances by the main and supporting characters and first-class directing by Andrew Lau and Alan Mak.

The torch for the remake is passed to none other than one of the best directors ever existed, Martin Scorsese, who finally won one of the many well-deserved Oscars. To top it up, The Departed adds an archipelago of A-list actors and actresses (as per IMDB, their salaries comprised half of the film’s $90M budget) who couldn’t have done a better job. Even the overuse of the word “fuck” and its multiple permutations (238 times) sounds like literature. Former Irish mob members, police officers, and psychiatrists, to name but a few, consulted cast and crew and contributed to the film’s critically acclaimed box office success, raising it to the Goodfellas (1990) level. The Departed became Boston’s paradigm of Irish-American gangsters and fell no short of the tremendously high expectations.

Conclusion

So, how many more remakes do we need? Is it the American audience’s demand to Americanise foreign success or Hollywood’s mania to prove that they can do it better? Evidently, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. The “who”, “why”, “what”, “when” and “how” I guess determine whether or not a film needs to be left alone. I can’t help but wonder, though, with all the billions of dollars spent annually, why wouldn’t Hollywood invest in original stories as much anymore? Netflix does it, and campaigns are run against it, not considering its films worthy of the highest Academic recognition. What is the need for this? What do you think? Just food for thought.

Thank you kindly for reading!

Websites

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20181029-the-100-greatest-foreign-language-films

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English-language_films_with_previous_foreign-language_film_versions

• Bordwell, D. (2008) Poetics of Cinema. Routledge.

• King, G. (2000) Spectacular Narratives: Hollywood in the Age of the Blockbuster. I.B Tauris.

• Leitch, T. (2007) Film Adaptation & Its Discontents: From Gone with the Wind to The Passion of the Christ. The Johns Hopkins University Press.

• Mazdon, L. (2000) Encore Hollywood: Remaking French Cinema. British Film Institute.

• Monaco, J. (2000) How to Read a Film: The World of Movies, Media, and Multimedia. Oxford University Press.

• Welsh, J.M. (2007). The Literature/Film Reader: Issues of Adaptation. The Scarecrow Press, Inc.

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American Son (2019)

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While their son goes missing, an estranged couple, having a lot of issues to deal with, must wait at the police station until further news arrives.

As a big Kerry Washington fan, straight after watching the trailer, I put it on Netflix and watched it. The disappointment was huge. So, where do I start…

Characters: All four of them are dislikable. In a nutshell, Kendra throws out a few times that she has a PhD in Psychology, and not even once can she hold her emotions, lashing out at everyone. Scott, an FBI agent, acts nothing like it – more like a wannabe CEO with his head way up his arse. Paul is just a dumbass, and Lt. Stokes an obnoxious bellend.

Acting: Jeremy Jordan could have made his naive character act like it; he could have done a lot more with it. Steven Pasquale looks like he doesn’t want to be on set; it’s like he forgot he is going out with his mates for pints, and he has stood them up. Eugene Lee acts as if he’s a judge, dragged out of bed in the middle of the night, and, as with Steven, he’s in a rush to leave the set and go back to sleep. Last but definitely not least, my favourite, Kerry Washington, constantly grimaces while raising political and social issues and acts as if the importance of those issues matters to her more than her missing son. Something that leads me to the…

Story: Feels very forceful! In an hour and a half, it is trying to address racism from… Every. Single. Angle. The topic changes and, not very creatively, comes back to that every time. Repeatedly. Over and over again. And the damage it does is that it overshadows the parents’ greatest fear: the worst-case scenario about their child. Which may or may not be the case here (watch it). When your child goes missing and ultimately is proved that you know a lot more than you reveal in the beginning, you are not preoccupied that much with racism. You wait until your child proves to be alright, bollock it to tears, and then argue with anyone about anything. In American Son, everyone argues with everyone, and it all boils down to race. White on black, black on white, and black on black. And this notion to fully develop and thoroughly analyse such a perplexing and painful issue as ‘racism’ in an hour and a half ruins the plot, which should have been the parents’ agonising drama. Period. All the rest is a subplot.

It’s a shame, as all the actors are brilliant (apologies for favouring Kerry more), but the story’s unfolding doesn’t do justice to the characters or the acting. Here in the UK, racism is a massively sore issue as well, but I have hardly ever heard any conversation going down like that. One of the best films I watched last year, which tackles racism in a very creative, subtle, but also kind of funny way, is Blindspotting (2018) – HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!

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Blue Mountain (2019)

A woman lies in bed watching the love of her life sleep and wonders if life is as she perceives it to be.

Watching Blue Mountain, stop debating with yourself whether a short film can convey the message as effectively as a feature can and start wondering if what you perceive as real is everyone’s reality or yours. Translucent Film Studios, Congo Station Productions, and one (wo)man army Jasmine Brotzman produces, writes, acts, edits, designs, and directs life’s convolution, focusing on the antitheses of certainty and doubt, love and the perception of it, and the human mind’s complexity as it endlessly and relentlessly weaves our story’s should haves, could haves, would haves…

A proud addition to the Film Festival Circuit (www.filmfestivalcircuit.com), Blue Mountain deserves all the spotlight it can get, and so does Jasmine.

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The Gallows (2015)

Years after a kid’s accidental death, four kids get trapped in a school and tortured by a sinister supernatural force.

I want to be clear once more, and I will be every time I am forced to do a review such as this. I never judge a film itself. I judge the intentions behind it. As with The Nun (2018), the ghost in The Gallows is nothing but a clichéd plot device that does whatever is convenient and wannabe impressive to just… I don’t know… take them out? The story and dialogues are horribly written, and the camera work is plainly bad! The acting is mediocre (with Cassidy Gifford being the exception) and the VFX… plainly bad again.

I try to be lenient, and I’m definitely holding my punches here, but it is really difficult as there is nothing positive I can say about the film other than the semi-decent opening scene followed by a freefall to rock bottom. The scariest thing is that Jason Blum jumped on board. What is even scarier is that there is a sequel out there, and Blum is behind that, too – The Gallows Act II (2019).

I’m an avid supporter of indie, low-budget films and praise them every time they achieve what Hollywood blockbusters can’t. It’s admirable that two directors did everything they could to make this film, but please do not undermine your audience’s intelligence. This is why the intentions behind The Gallows are not noble, and this is why my review is bitter.

P.S. The poster’s tagline: “Every school has its spirit”. No comment…

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The Farewell (2019)

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Using a wedding as an excuse, a Chinese family gathers after many years to bid farewell to their grandmother, who doesn’t know she is dying.

“Based on an actual lie”… Lulu Wang’s real-life same-case scenario inspires her to write and direct a bittersweet film about death, the way it brings people together, and the human awkwardness surrounding it. Powerful is also the subplot showcasing the moral differences between East and West, even when language is not a barrier. The film consists of amazing, everyday, relatable characters, beautiful music (Wang’s behind the piano) that doesn’t dictate how one should feel, meticulous editing that balances the aspects of comedy and drama, and Lulu’s daring lens that unfolds a funny yet heartbreaking story.

I proudly take my hat off to all the cast and crew, as well as the financers, and I can only imagine the risks they took behind such an investment. It is a great addition to modern cinema that will make you laugh and cry while reconsidering whatwhen, and how you would like to say to the people you love the most.

P.S. SPOILER ALERT: After watching it, I urge you to find out what happened in the end in Wang’s real-life story https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8637428/trivia?item=tr4647494

Shiying… this is for you! Thank you wholeheartedly for your wonderful recommendation!!!

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The Crow (1994)

A man, after being brutally murdered, comes back to life to avenge his and his fiancée’s death by killing the ones responsible one by one.

Even though deeply stigmatised and remembered as the film in which Brandon Lee was killed, The Crow still remains Lee’s legacy and a ’90s goth, revenge, Halloween classic. One of Alex Proyas’ finest films that unfortunately spawned sequels that should have never been made. Ranked 37th in IGN’s Top 100 Comic Book Heroes, the film has significant differences from the graphic novel, but, proudly growing up with it, I can reassure you that, despite its flaws, it will be admired by every future generation to come.

The production details vary from ground-breaking VFX to complete the film after Lee’s death, to sets getting destroyed, to numerous people getting injured, and to cast and crew constantly abusing cocaine from the set to the toilets. Regardless, if you grew up with it as well, it will take you for a stroll down memory lane, and if you were too young or not born yet, it would travel you to an analogue world before the digital era took over.

Both father and son will always live in our hearts.

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Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

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Demons, witches, pranks going wrong, werewolves, serial killers and a virgin all happen in a small town’s Halloween night.

Jack O’Lantern’s favourite comedy/horror. Writer/Director Michael Dougherty offers great home entertainment by blending scared kids, horny teenagers, and mentally deranged adults in a non-linear narrative horror with plenty of laughs, quirky performances, snappy editing, and highly creative costumes. Winner of the 2009 Fright Meter Award for Best Horror, Trick ‘r Treat is surrounded by mystery itself as, without explanation, it was pulled from the schedule, did not get a theatrical release, and went straight to DVD two years later. Producer Brian Singer reunites the amazing Brian Cox and the mesmerising Anna Paquin after X-Men 2 (2003). So, turn the lights off, grab something unhealthy to munch, and forget about all of your problems for the next hour and twenty minutes. Happy Halloween!

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Sleepy Hollow (1999)

An eccentric constable is sent to a village called Sleepy Hollow to investigate three mysterious murders, but he gets more than he bargained for when encountering The Headless Horseman.

Twenty years later, it’s still captivating. Tim Burton adapts the legendary Celtic and German folklore for the silver screen and creates one of the most atmospheric, period gothic fairytales you will have ever watched. Sleepy Hollow is purely a masterpiece. The perfect balance of horror, comedy, and fantasy with an equally “magical” and intense subplot. Like Shakespearean thespians, all actors deliver amazing performances that enhance the film’s genre. Danny Elfman’s eerie score gets your undivided attention from the opening scene, and Emmanuel Lubezki’s hauntingly beautiful cinematography may have lost the Oskar to American Beauty (1999), but this merely means anything as you will probably have never encountered anything like it in any other fairytale adaptation [Maybe, Edward Scissorhands (1991) or Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)]. The “Best Art Direction-Set Decoration” Oskar was well earned for building the Sleepy Hollow from scratch within three months. As the crew stated: “The feeling one had walking around Sleepy Hollow‘s sets, and in particular the town at Lime Tree, was almost as if you were walking around the inside of Tim Burton’s head.”

Sleepy Hollow is the best side of Hollywood. A side that is often forgotten by the studios but should be a reminder that quantity (the $100M budget) can be indeed spent wisely and increase the film’s quality. It is a reminder that visual effects are meant to be used to advance the story and not dominate the film, overshadowing its narrative. Words cannot beautify Tim Burton’s classic. A must-watch not only for the Halloween period but also for times of classical storytelling nostalgia.

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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

On Halloween, three friends and a mysterious drifter end up in a haunted house, where they discover a dead girl’s notebook containing deadly stories that come true.

Are you a Halloween fan? Are you a ‘scary stories’ fan? Then look no further! Based on the ’80s homonymous book series written by Alvin Schwartz and illustrated by Stephen, Gammell Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is a nostalgic, coming-of-age horror which builds on the historical events of Nixon’s elections and the effects of the Vietnam War through the eyes of teenagers living in a small town. Is it too scary? No. Is it flawless? Definitely not. But don’t rationalise it, and don’t be too harsh on it. Like any scary campfire story, the couple of plot holes do not matter a bit as the film, in its own right, is thoroughly enjoyable and a perfect fit should you decide to stay in and turn the lights off.

Great storytelling to keep you entertained, and how could it not be? With André Øvredal [Troll Hunter (2010), The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)] behind the camera and Guillermo del Toro behind the script and the production, it could be nothing but a perfect mix of reality and fantasy. Also, first-class acting by all the kids, and it was very well edited. I look forward to watching more Halloween films like this one, which creates the right atmosphere to ward off the ghosts and, whatever issues loop in your mind, take the back seat until the end credits start scrolling down. Highly recommended!

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Fractured (2019)

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Following an accident at a pit stop, a man’s wife and daughter go missing at a remote hospital, leading him to go to extreme lengths to find them.

Act 1: An unsettling feeling takes over that cannot be shaken off. From the opening scene to the plot point, unspecified wrongdoing causes uncertainty about why this unsettling feeling applies pressure against your chest.

Act 2: The “what on Earth is happening?” thought glues you to your seats as you unsuccessfully try to put the pieces together, wondering if you have missed something, or you have watched something similar before, or if this is a conspiracy vs paranoia.

Act 3: Everything becomes clear until…

Brilliant job from Brand Anderson, who brought you Session 9 (2001), The Machinist (2004), Transsiberian (2008), and Stonehearst Asylum (2014), to name but a few, and manages once more to blow our minds away. Read nothing, watch it knowing nothing, and I’m most certainly saying nothing! Turn the lights off, silence your phones, and descend into madness!

P.S. Oh… uh… yeah… It was written by Alan McElroy, the guy who wrote 5 Wrong Turns! (and yet another remake?!)

P.P.S. Gaz, Thanasis, and my beloved Ioanna, that’s a must-watch for you!!!

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El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)

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After Breaking Bad finale’s massacre, Jesse Pinkman, the sole survivor and now Albuquerque’s most wanted, goes to extra lengths to gather money and flee the country.

It’s only natural to have the highest expectations after finishing Breaking Bad (2008–2013). That’s right, 9 years ago! But El Camino is closure for Pinkman and not for the series. It is important to realise that it doesn’t settle any scores. It is about a man doing everything possible to get away and start clean. That’s what El Camino is about. The combination of Netflix announcing it and pitching it at the last minute and people not even wanting to watch the trailer to avoid any kind of spoilers created false expectations, hence the mixed reviews and feelings.

On a final note, Aaron Paul has proven to be a brilliant actor once more. And my last sentence is a farewell to the great, astonishing, mesmerising, and colossal human being and actor… Robert Forster! RIP!

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Joker (2019)

Before Joker became the infamous criminal, he was Arthur Fleck, a mentally disturbed aspiring comedian who cracked under the pressure of an even more disturbing city called Gotham.

It feels like psychological studies could be written on Joker. I’ll keep it to the point as I only do short film reviews. Todd Philips has delivered a purely cinematic experience. Everything works like a Swiss watch, with all the cogs serving their purpose. Joaquin Phoenix’s performance is on an Oscar level and, possibly, in the audition, eliminated the competition without a sweat.

But this is the obvious information, and I will skip the technical and trivia production details to write from the heart. Joker wouldn’t be that successful if it weren’t for its astonishing character development and unexpected accomplishment. Joker, DC’s most disturbing criminal personality with deranged followers, was turned into a symbol for the oppressed antihero. Todd Philips and Joaquin Phoenix take all the time they need to unfold the antihero’s journey and idolise him in a similar way that “V” was [V for Vendetta (2005)]. And how is that achieved? By creating a relatable, everyday man who wakes up in the morning with a sole purpose: To make this world a little bit better, to make people laugh. And somewhere down the line, to make the people they love, and they love them back, proud of them for doing so. Take that from someone, and what are they left with? Arthur Fleck is the product of that part of society that constantly sinks you under the surface: the haves that don’t give and the have-nots that don’t want you to have either. But Joker springs from that product and becomes the one who will readjust the scale and, for the first time, will allow the underdogs who “…haven’t been happy one minute of their entire fucking life” a chance to do that. And that feeling that, even for a couple of hours, you root for someone like Joker… causes heart palpitations.

This is why Joker is that successful.

For you, Ioanna!

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Climax (2018)

Talented and diverse dancers from every walk of life gather in a remote, empty building to rehearse, but a hard day’s work goes really awry while they are celebrating, as their drinks get spiked and the hallucinations take over.

Writer/director Gaspar Noé, well known for making his audience uncomfortable, helms Climax with bravery. Forget classic narratives, Hollywood morals and standards, and scripts written in detail. Get into Irreversible (2002) and Enter the Void (2009) mode and just let go.

The largely improvised monologues and dialogues in the beginning and middle of the film, respectively, could have been trimmed a tad, as the audience doesn’t need this large amount of information to establish a point of view about each character. Of course, the celebration’s turn creates a colossal contrast between the first and second acts.

Excellent camera work, amazing photography, powerful soundtrack, divine choreography, and brilliant performances. Especially given that, other than Sofia Boutella, no one has had any acting experience prior to the film. The protracted shots will fascinate you as the uncut surrealism reveals the escalating paranoia reaching its… climax in real time!

Mesmerising! Sensual! Hallucinatory! Enchanting!

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Parasite (2019)

Father, mother, daughter, and son – all unemployed – con a wealthy family into giving them jobs and manage to get access to their house… that is more than meets the eye.

Joon-ho Bong… the writer/director that brought you Memories of Murder (2003), The Host (2006), Tokyo! (2008), Snowpiercer (2013), and Okja (2017), to name but a few, strikes back with a comedy, drama, and thriller that makes you laugh, cry, and hold your breath, and not necessarily in that order. Avoid spoilers at all costs. Parasite deserves to be watched with an “uninfected” mind. Then, and only then, jump to conclusions about its metaphors, Bong’s thematic similarities with previous films, the clash of classes, and how similar concepts have been filmed in ways that yield entirely different results. Bring to your mind a new or an old film, one that had an impact on you or simply became popular. I still can’t stop comparing it and contrasting it to the same year’s Us (2019). Enough said…

Parasite is the first Korean film to win the Palme d’Or at the 2019 Cannes Film Festival, and I can only imagine how Bong fell during the prolonged standing ovation it received. Hats off, and congratulations to all cast and crew.

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In The Tall Grass (2019)

A boy’s cry for help lures a pregnant woman and her brother into an endless field of tall grass where an ancient force dwells among its blades.

You know it’s a Stephen King novella when there is an endless field in the middle of nowhere and mazes – Children of the Corn (1984) and The Shining (1980), respectively. If I had to pitch it to someone, it would be Coherence (2103) meets Triangle (2009). It is neither, though. Coherence is written in such a way as to just blow your mind away after insinuating that a comet’s passing will cause… anomalies. Triangle, however, is meticulously written, providing the right amount of explanation one should read between the lines. In the Tall Grass provides insufficient information about the element causing this horror, the reason, or the way it does it. The directing and editing deserve the applause here for maintaining the suspense of a film that 90% of it takes place… in tall grass. It definitely deserves a watch. Patrick Wilson is scary as hell, and Laysla De Oliveira, Avery Whitted, and Harrison Sloan Gilbertson deliver brilliant performances.

If you are a Stephen King fan, this is definitely your year. It marks the third of four films adapted this year, three of which are behind the other: Pet Sematary (April), It: Chapter 2 (September), In The Tall Grass (October), and Dr. Sleep (November).

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In the Shadow of the Moon (2019)

Three unexplained, identical murders in the city of Philadelphia will make a police officer devote his life to finding the mysterious serial killer behind them.

It piqued my interest from the opening scene. By the end of ‘1988’ – a very well-structured and powerful first act – it already had my undivided attention. Don’t let anyone tell you anything about the plot. If you know nothing, keep it that way. In the Shadow of the Moon is a must for sci-fi, mystery, and crime lovers, as well as lovers of intricate, non-linear narratives that need exploring and thought aplenty past the end credits.

I will say that one thing that bothered me, though, without going into details and spoiling it for you. I can’t remember the last time I watched a film with such a convoluted, mind-bending narrative, keeping a great pace up to the revelation of a brilliant twist and delivering it in such an anticlimactic way. Shame.

I will conclude by applauding all thespians believing in the project and giving such amazing performances.

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Crawl (2019)

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During a category 5 hurricane, a young woman attempts to save her trapped, estranged father from his flooded and inundated with alligators basement.

It is an action, drama, and horror flick that will make you forget your problems for about an hour and a half. Alexandre Aja makes Crawl a tad more serious than Piranha 3D (2010), adding a pinch of a background story to the characters that is very early washed away by the flood and replaced by gimmicks and cliches. Unfortunately, it is easily forgettable. It leaves you with nothing to discuss once the end credits start scrolling down. Kaya Scodelario is definitely the right actress for the role and one day, we’ll get to see her in a film that will leave us with our jaws dropped. She’s an extremely talented actress who deserves all the spotlight she can get. I’ve been a Barry Pepper fan for years, but Crawl is not the reason.

Alexandre Aja will, one day, find the way back and direct a horror that will take your breath away. The horror genre needs him and his unconventional ‘eye’ desperately. He is way better than jump scares and yawnsome sequences that solely rely on sound effects. Haute Tension (2003) and The Hills Have Eyes (2006) are breathtaking and speak volumes about his talent and skills. I don’t know what Space Adventure Cobra (announced) is, but I hope the one after that makes me, indeed, once again, forget to breathe.

P.S. I hope Sam Raimi comes back to horror as well. He’s been sorely missed…

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Annabelle Comes Home (2019)

Annabelle, Ed and Lorraine Warren’s most dangerous artefact becomes a beacon, attracting and bringing to life all their other possessions when their daughter, her babysitter, and her friend accidentally unleash her.

Following my previous mediocre reviews on the Conjuring universe after Conjuring 2 (2016), and having been disappointed, frustrated and, in the end, infuriated with The Nun (2018), I will admit I was kind of biased. The strong opening sequence of Annabelle Comes Home, though, got my attention straight away, and the whole duration of the first act and the beginning of the second started proving me, thankfully, wrong. I can’t remember the last time I watched a paranormal horror in broad daylight, and it affected me. By now, Annabelle has my undivided attention. Then, the sun goes down… and so does the story! And I’m screaming, “Why?!?!”. Once again, the cliches take over and degrade the film and all its potential. I’d like to be fair here, though, so I will give you two ghost pros and two cons. Then you watch it if you haven’t already and make up your mind.

Pros:

  • The Ferryman is innovatively portrayed, and everyone involved deserves a round of applause.
  • Daniela’s sequence in front of the TV is hair-raising.

Cons:

  • The dismantled by the guitar and reassembled foggy Werewolf. That’s right…
  • The incredible misuse of the samurai.

I never spoil a film, but the following deserves mentioning. Apologies, but I can’t help it. My greatest disappointment in the film is Daniela’s dead father. So. Much. Potential. Wasted! Daniella is the only one who blames herself for her father’s death, and he shows up accusing her! Big mistake as there are bad and good ghosts (as they point out). A mistake that gets even bigger when he doesn’t save her when she needs him the most, and which is blown out of proportion when Lorraine shares with her at the end that he told her to tell Daniella that she shouldn’t be so hard on herself. I’m not saying anything else. If you disagree, by all means, please let me know. Again, my apologies for the spoilers, but I felt it could not be left unsaid.

I’ll finish up with a positive. Congratulations to all three girls on their stupendous performances – they are shockingly believable!

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Brightburn (2019)

A young couple who struggles to have a child adopts an alien boy who crash-lands on their farm and proves to be anything but a blessing in disguise.

I’m gonna give it a shot in the dark here. I will speculate within reason, but I couldn’t think of it any other way. The film’s origin is common knowledge: DC’s Injustice timeline. DC belongs to Warner Bros. The question that arises is how Brightburn was able to get made without getting a colossal lawsuit from Warner Bros? Here’s where my speculation comes into play. James Gunn asked to produce it only after he signed for The Suicide Squad (2021) – Warner Bros/DC. Which was after he was fired from Disney (and before he was hired back). Warner had no plans for that timeline, they gave it up disguised as an independent project to Sony, there will be no prequel nor sequel, and everyone will be talking about the ending.

Keeping that in mind, the film is brilliant. It cost approximately $6,000,000, it made $32,893,421, and David Yarovesky and the Gunns gave birth to a child that will never grow up to… (watch it to find out). Brightburn is a horror/sci-fi, and the haters/doubters should understand that the project has never had a future, neither dark nor bright – pun intended. For fans of both genres, the film is a must! Well acted, well-directed and edited, and great visuals. Enjoy the gore!

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Indie, Low Budget, and Utterly Mind-Bending

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Intro/Intention

Hollywood! The dominant player in the movie business. The place where billions are invested (or just spent ?) every year in a handful of films. Some of them worth their ticket, some of them don’t. Regardless, the films coming out are mostly known to offer a spectacle. Every year, the resolution gets higher and higher, the visual and sound effects more and more impressive, and the final cut on the silver screen more eye-catching than the year before.

What does it leave the independent cinema with though? Who invests? How much? Under which criteria? The questions are dozens and every answer generates dozen more for each and every one of them. Maybe in the future I’ll sink my teeth into those answers and give you as much information as I can. So, stay tuned.

In the meantime, I would like to stir the focus on films that independent producers and filmmakers believed in, gathered everything they could invest in, not knowing what the perception of their films would be, and dared to bring to life. My intention is to create awareness and pique your interest in my personal top 5 indie, low budget and utterly mind-bending films (as the homonymous title dictates) that you may or may not have watched or heard of, but if you have, feel free to spread the word. Whether they are your cup of tea or not, whether their message comes across or not, they will definitely open your eyes to… a different kind of cinema.

The article tips off but is spoilers-free, so enjoy reading!

The Films

Predestination (2014)
A time-travel agent, receives one last assignment that is linked to an early case that changed his life in a way he has yet to discover.

If you think the logline is perplexing, wait until you watch the film itself. Predestination is the poster child of mind-bending films. An Australian drama/mystery/sci-fi that fries brain cells. Robert A. Heinlein’s short story All You Zombies (1959) has been faithfully adapted – with minor modifications – by the Spierig brothers, who successfully, once more, collaborated with Ethan Hawke six years after the incredible Daybreakers (2009).

Predestination was funded mostly by Screen Australia USD 5.6M, and it is not known exactly how much more money was invested. As per Box Office Mojo, it made $68,372 worldwide, while IMDb claims $4,824,499. Either way, the numbers are shockingly bad, not encouraging wide releases of films of that sort. It was the fans who made it known because whoever got to watch it picked up the phone and called their nerdy mates to do the same.

Acting, directing, photography, editing, visual and sound effects, costume design… everything is stupendous. But the story’s and the script’s intelligence is uncanny. John’s quote “I’ve changed so much. I doubt my own mother would recognize me…” is the epitome of what irony stands for and is one of the many quotes that, once you reach the end of the journey, it sends chills down your spine.

Triangle (2009)
A yachting trip takes a turn for the worse for a group of friends when the yacht capsizes and they have to take refuge on an ostensibly abandoned cruise ship.

Triangle is not a slasher horror (as I’ve repeatedly read) and does not rely on jump scares to impress. Also, it is not one of the films where nothing makes sense until the end, leaving you wondering days after, “What on Earth did I just watch?”. Pay attention to the ballroom, the axe, and the message written on the mirror – all references to The Shining (1980), not as a copy but as a way to convey meaning. What does the name of the ship mean? What did it use to represent in the Greek Mythology? Who might the “Driver” be, and how can the dialogue between him and Jess be interpreted?

Triangle is a British/Australian psychological fantasy/mystery/thriller that did not get the spotlight it deserved. It cost approximately USD 2.8M, did not receive a theatrical release in the US, and did not make its money back. It is not experimental/avant-garde where utterances and actions are open to interpretation. Everything. Happens. For. A. Reason. Writer/Director Christopher Smith delivers a feature that may as well be just over an hour and a half episode of Twilight Zone (1959), and Melissa George, one of the most hidden gems in the Industry, plays the part as she should have. To understand why she acts the way she does, keep an eye even for signs on the road reading “Return Back”.

Coherence (2013)
A comet causes a reality warping as a group of friends enjoy their dinner party, descending them into paranoia.

If you know nothing about the film when you encounter it, keep it that way. Turn the lights off and put the film on! Coherence is not Predestination or Triangle. It is not meticulously scripted and carefully executed. Not everything you see is there for a reason. The dialogue doesn’t create a thorough meaning. Coherence is the paragon of the indie, low-budget, single-location, mind-bending horror/mystery/sci-fi that, through largely impromptu dialogue and genuine reactions, makes you question who you are and/or who you could have been in multiple, alternate, fractured realities. A round of applause for the director, the production team, and the actors who achieved this with $50K in 5 nights, with 2 cameras, in 1 location. The film made $102,617 (doubled its money) but was released in only 7 theatres. By far, it didn’t find a large audience, and its genuine brilliance travelled, once more, through the word of mouth by the real fans of the genre.

P.S. A piece of advice: Inevitably – but instinctively – you will try to rationalise and keep track of what, why, when, and where. When you start feeling “electroencephalographically challenged”, STOP!

The Box (2009)
A man of unknown origin shows up at a married couple’s house with a mysterious box, and inconceivable events make them question the nature of the world as they know it.

Based on Richard Matheson’s incredible short story Button Button (1970), Richard Kelly, writer/director of the groundbreaking Donnie Darko (2001), co-writes and develops The Box. A drama/fantasy/mystery facing a moral dilemma with arguments and counterarguments that can last for aeons. Even though it is a character-driven story, the events taking place are beard-scratching and thought-provoking. What do we know about the world we live in? Who is in charge? Who is really in charge? Do we want to see or we choose not to? Its philosophy is simple: You are free to choose, you are just not free of the consequences.

Having been adapted first as a Twilight Zone episode (1986), The Box was released in 2009, and… nothing happens! No one finds out about it. Goes totally under the radar and stays there. “My hope is to make a film that is incredibly suspenseful and broadly commercial, while still retaining my artistic sensibility”. And that’s exactly what he did, it just didn’t become broadly commercial. Kelly travels us back to the suburbian ’70s paying tributes to Carl Sagan and H. Beam Piper (The Day of the Moron). Given a budget of just over $30M, The Box grosses worldwide $33,333,531 and receives nothing but mixed reviews. As a personal note, I highly recommended The Box to numerous friends and acquaintances and the one and only response I got was… “what’s that”?

The Broken (2008)
After a woman sees herself driving on a street in London, a chain of obscure and twisted events lead her to an old, broken mirror.

Last but not least on the list is none other than The Broken. Possibly, the only film of the kind that people know even less than The Box – or at all. Sean Ellis, one of the most underrated British directors – Cashback (2004), dares to write and direct a European standards intellectual drama/horror/thriller that will be imprinted into your brain. Conceptualising the myths surrounding “doppelgängers”, it delves into what the modern, “forward-looking” world – London in this case – considers superstitions, exploring human nature’s obscureness and what may lie beneath the surface. Ellis’ abstract, slow-paced horror will glue you to your seats, but the ominous “RealFeel” cerebral goosebumps come at the end and way past the film’s end credits. Poe-style writing, translated to the big screen, waiting to be comprehended and related to.

It premiered at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival, got one win and one nomination at the Sitges – Catalonian International Film Festival, was a first choice in Horrorfest 2009, and stayed there. As per IMDb, it cost approximately GBP £4M and made a cumulative worldwide gross of USD $889,510. The Broken is a British/French production that has remained widely unknown to this very day.

Conclusion
As a young adult, I was blaming Hollywood. I was holding it responsible for producing, promoting, and distributing, among others, micro-budget horrors heavily relying on jump scares, providing spoon-fed answers, and having no substance. But growing up I realised that it only responds to demands. Whatever sells tickets, they produce it. So, is it the audience to blame? Mediocrity sells, is that it? People don’t want to spend the ticket’s value on something they will leave the cinema talking about or keep thinking until they go to bed.

There is no one to blame really, and there is no point in casting stones. It seems as if thought-provoking films are not meant for the big screen, just for home entertainment. Maybe… the good, old-fashioned cinemas will be getting together the cinephilia aficionados and roof their passion for the antithetical, the alternative, and the experimental. And at the same time, the multiplex in the huge, fancy malls will be satisfying the needs of the masses. It’s a small world, but big enough to embrace diversity and welcome us all in another world within it. The world of film!

Below, you can find my “reality mind-bending” list of low-, mid-, or high-budget films that actually did make it to the cinemas and created some awareness. Some of them tanked, some made their money back, and very few became blockbusters. It was quite a tough call to choose just five films, but I hope, at least, they represent and support the point I am trying to make.

Hollywood often runs out of ideas (hence the incalculable reboots and remakes). The few innovative ideas will impress for a while until they are beaten to death and become cliches. Then, out of nowhere, a prodigy will rise from somewhere in the world with an indie, made on a budget of two and a half lemons, and will be “recruited” straight away. The prodigy then will either change the rules as we know them or will become one and the same, blinded by fame and money, sinking into the intricacy of the abyss called Hollywood.

Prodigy or not, whoever you are, if you are out there filming, please keep changing the rules.

In alphabetical order:
Christopher Nolan’s Memento (2000), The Prestige (2006), Inception (2010), Interstellar (2014)
Darren Aronofsky’s ? (1998), Mother! (2017), Black Swan (2010), The Fountain (2006)
David Cronenberg’s Videodrome (1983), Existenz (1999), Naked Lunch (1991)
David Lynch’s every film except The Straight Story (1999) and Dune (1984)
Denis Villeneuve’s Arrival (2016) / Enemy (2013)
Giorgos Lanthimos’ Dogtooth (2009), The Lobster (2015)
Richard Kelly’s Donnie Darko (2001), Southland Tales (2006)
Shane Carruth’s Primer (2004), Upstream Colour (2013)
Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), A Clockwork Orange (1971), Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Terry Gilliam’s Twelve Monkeys (1995), Brazil (1985)

and then…

Cloud Atlas (2012)
Enter the Void (2009)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Gattaca (1997)
Identity (2003)
Leviathan (2014)
Mr. Nobody (2009)
No Smoking (2007)
Russian Ark (2002)
Shutter Island (2010)
Stay (2005)
Synecdoche, New York (2008)
The Butterfly Effect (2004)
The Machinist (2004)
The Matrix (1999)
Tree of Life (2011)

Websites / References
• [1] Buckland, W. (2009) Hollywood Puzzle Films. AFI Readers
• [2] Buckland, W. (2009) Puzzle Films: Complex Storytelling in Contemporary Cinema. Wiley-Blackwell.
https://www.allmovie.com/
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/
http://www.frightfest.co.uk/
http://www.horrorfestonline.com/
https://www.imdb.com/
https://www.metacritic.com/
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/

Thanks for reading!

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Light Of My Life (2019)

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In a dystopian future, where half of the world’s population has been wiped out due to a pandemic, a father is doing everything in his power to protect his kid and their secret from people who will hurt them if they find out.

Slow-burn indie thriller/drama in which Casey Affleck, both in front and behind the camera, showing without telling, goes the extra mile to realistically portray a world where whole societies and morals are on the brink of extinction or have already totally collapsed. In that world, where no one is to be trusted, a father and his daughter must approach everyone they contact carefully, always assuming the worst.

Be that as it may, one of the most intriguing aspects of the film is that, simultaneously, you trust some people as much as the kid does but are as suspicious and cautious as the father is.

You need to take your time with this one. The little action that takes place is definitely worth it. Think of Light of My Life as if you envisage a book you read aloud. In the meantime, place yourself in the father’s shoes and wonder… Could I possibly make it?

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The Curse of La Llorona (2019)

A mother and her two kids are haunted by a malevolent, supernatural presence that turns their lives into a fight for survival.

So…  My review of The Nun (2018) was bad! La Llorona is not as bad. The great photography gives the viewer an eerie atmosphere, and the acting is convincing. The same major problem exists, though. The messy, inundated with gimmicks and cliches story. I cannot stress enough that the script’s problems cannot be covered by visual or sound effects. In this day and age, jump scares alone don’t make a horror scarier. Only more marketable.

On one hand, I’m glad the film did well, as Linda Cardellini needs and deserves that spotlight. She’s a really good actress, and we need to see her in major roles more often. It was good to see Raymond Cruz in a film as well. It’s been too long. On the other hand, as long as films like that do well, the producers will keep producing them, and the rest of us will run out of horrors to watch (other than real-life horrors).

The Conjuring universe has become a bloody “borefest” that one just can’t stop snoozing. I haven’t watched Annabelle Comes Home (2019) yet, so I’ll let you know when I do.

Damn, I hope it’s better…

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Adapting 300: Mise-en-scène and Visual Effects

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Logline: In 480 BC, King Leonidas and 300 Spartans marches to Thermopylae to prevent the Persians, the greatest empire the world had ever seen, from conquering the rest of Greece.

Introduction
We live in an era where cinema of attractions thrives. Where graphic novel adaptations of superheroes and supervillains have taken over, the box offices and studios heavily rely on them to grow bigger and bigger. Where new marketing techniques are implemented to glue audiences onto every film, making it impossible to miss any. Not long before this era started spiralling out of control and cliffhangers becoming viral online, there was this graphic novel adaptation whose sole purpose was to give justice to its original source.

Zack Snyder’s 300 (2006) could be criticised in a number of ways. Historically is the most obvious one but one needs to keep in mind that the film has not been adapted from Herodotus’ texts. Its adaptation comes from Frank Miller’s and Lynn Varley’s homonymous graphic novel (1998). Therefore, I would like to focus on that type of filmmaking where the mise-en-scene1 is phenomenally accurately adapted through the extensive use of C.G.I.
My intention in this article is to research and inform you about my findings regarding this adaptation, how faithful it is, and why certain creative choices have been made behind specific aspects. I hope the analysis below sheds the intended light. Enjoy!

The Aim
Zack Snyder’s aim was not a Hollywood blockbuster but an incarnated version of the novel. He wanted the viewers to “live” this experience as if they were reading it; “a world of imagination” where everything is made. (Snyder: 300) The same vision – hence the collaboration – had Frank Miller, who wanted to duplicate the look of the novel “as close to a frame-by-frame, panel-by-panel visual recreation of the comics as you could imagine” and, in doing so, “the composition of the frames is the same; the camera angles are the same; and every line of dialogue, to the word, comes from the comics”. (Leith, 2005)

Larry Fong, 300‘s director of photography, claimed that “Frank’s book was the blueprint for the look of our film. We were not just making a film using his characters and story, we were specifically making a film out of his book so its style and compositions were integral to everything we were doing”. Miller, among others, quoted that “Movies are an extension that adds the dimension of time, space and movement to colour and composition.” (Williams 2007: A)

The Elements
The Wolf
A young Leonidas, in the midst of the cold, snowy night, is about to confront the wolf…
And for him to do so, Snyder, the production designer and the visual effects supervisor dissected every storyboard and its corresponding location. They used “a mixture of state-of-the-art animatronics along with a 3-D Computer Generated character” and either practical props, virtual elements, or a combination of the two to make every frame real. (DiLlulo 2007)

Determining lighting and composition were the first steps in creating the landscape and weather conditions from scratch.

Greenscreen vs Bluescreen
Fong mentions that during the preproduction shooting tests they tried everything on greenscreen but the result was not the expected one as they noticed some “weird colour fringing” which could not be explained. Later, they realised it was related to the red Spartan capes contrasting it. Ultimately, the analogy between bluescreen and greenscreen was 90% and 10%, respectively. (Williams 2007: A) Greenscreen was extensively used, only depicting Sparta. Sparta was half built and half C.G. as it was impossible to build it from scratch and impossible to create it purely virtually. (Snyder 2007: A)

Earth and water are what we only ask for…
From the moment the three hundred Spartans and Leonidas left Sparta, the real hard work started for Larry Fong and the Visual Effects Supervisor, Chris Watts. Every shot’s mise-en-scene should match their one and only source: the graphic novel! And realism was never the intention… “Our skies are created using a blend and watercolour elements giving the backgrounds a uniquely textured feel without being entirely painted” Fong quoted. Each sequence had to be treated differently as one size did not fit all. (DiLlulo 2007)

Spartans and Thespians meet before they walk side by side to meet death…
Frank Frazetta, responsible for the oil paintings of the landscapes, emphasised his ultimate goal: “…to give the film a close interpretation, especially in spirit”. Hence, no natural light or outdoor shooting. Fong adds that even if they had all the money in the world, they would not have accomplished Miller’s atmosphere in the real world because skies, for example, cannot be found in a surrealistic way like the novel’s depiction. Therefore, they kept everything C.G. in order to have them under absolute control without trying to trick the audience about what is real and what is not. (Williams 2007: B)

All of them lay eyes on the Persian fleet for the first time… With one ship hitting the other, and all of them hitting the rocks… Eventually swallowed by the dark waters…
Comparing and contrasting the narrative differences between the film and the graphic novel, there are tremendous differences in terms of chronological order but also in terms of emphasis on details. Snyder’s extensive fleet decimation C.G. sequence occupied only two pages in Miller’s novel. Snyder, though, prolonged the agony and dramatised it to the extreme. This is not your average visual effects sequence. This is Snyder’s vision encompassing CGI boats that are “pounded by realistic lookalike rendered waves”. (DiLlulo 2007)

Blood
The first day of battle begins… Endless killing and remorseless bloodbath…
Blood is integral to the “graphic deaths” in the film and the graphic novel. 2-D illustrative blood along with real make-up effects and “fake slabs of flesh” were the key ingredients to the real-like exit wounds. “Our blood is allowed to defy the laws of physics”, Snyder said, justifying the spears thrusting through the Persians, making blood explode from the exit wound rather than the entry point. Other than the two gallons of fake blood used, the rest was all added in post. (DiLlulo 2007)

Watts kept the artistic impact intact: “When he [Miller] keeps their representation quite graphic, using broad areas of light and shadow to define shapes with little focus on the intricate detail, our approach to the backgrounds, whether C.G. or built, has been to mimic the graphic style”. (DiLlulo 2007)

The Elephants
And the elephants were unleashed and armoured and carried the Persians into the battle…
Even though they were pre-visualised entirely 3-D that path did not yield the desired outcome. The first attempts were no match for Varley’s drawings so, the “wolf’s” tested recipe was applied.

While constructing the mise-en-scene, though, difficulties were presented when they had to switch from day to light and vice versa for almost every set. The lack of budget made Fong improvise: “The solution was to put up huge ½ CTB Silk3 so everything was slightly blue from the beginning putting us right in the middle of the colour-temperature zone. For a daytime look, we’d just go warmer in the timing and for night we’d go cooler”. A backlight in relation to the overall illumination was another factor that differentiated the daytime look from the nighttime. With constant backlight adaptations, they managed to adjust the dusk, the skies, and the sun. (Williams 2007: A)

Production designer Jim Bissell stated “It was a matter of taking the most iconographic frames from Frank’s book and build some kind of geography around them, because I don’t think he ever used wide establishing shots in the book”. The first thing Bissell did was to create a 3-D layout study for Thermopylae as a pre-visualization. Therefore, whenever Zack Snyder wanted to go through the battles, they had a concrete model to work on. Adding Photoshop paintings and the model became a solid foundation to experiment with. During pre-visualization, it was decided that in order to shoot both day and night in one studio, especially the surrealistic, picturesque landscapes, they would have to shoot in IMAX4. (Williams 2007: B)

Representative sequences are:

  • As Xerxes stands atop, his fearless Immortals strike.
  • Leonidas gives one last order.
  • Before glorious death welcomes them to dine with Hades.
  • The heroic, selfless act spread throughout Sparta and unoccupied Greece, resulting in Persian blood soaking the Greek soil for the last time.

Conclusion
300 fans and critics were divided. “Action and nothing more”, “C.G.I. is not a goal but a tool”, “American psychological warfare against Iran” (Anil Usumezbas: 2008), to name but a few, represent the criticism surrounding it. Among others, Todd McCarthy compared 300 to Sin City by saying that the former had not really much to offer than more colour, blood, and muscles, adding that cretinous giants, charging rhinos and giant elephants are too little effect. (McCarthy, 2007)

Maybe criticism will always derive from people who prefer the first version of the story they encounter or even the original medium – whichever comes first. Pascal Lefevre is adamant that films like 300 shouldn’t be judged as successful or unsuccessful adaptations but as films. (Lefevre, 2007) Old Boy, for example, was a disturbing yet successful film where almost none of the Western spectators who watched it had not read (or were not even aware of) the original manga.

Social media nowadays over-hype commercial films [see Avengers: Endgame (2019)] or condemn them before they are even released [see X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)]. What is going to happen? How is it going to happen? Who is going to make it and who isn’t? The “agonising” anticipation nowadays drives people to the cinema. Whether the satisfaction levels will be met or not in the end is another story for another time. In 300, the audience knew what is going to happen. They knew how it is going to happen. And they knew who is going to make it and who isn’t. They knew it all. Except for the magic behind shooting an entire film that allegedly takes place in Greece’s Mediterranean ecosystem in a single studio. The surrealistic visual illustration that fuses history with fantasy and delivers to the action genre fans.

Yes, the significance of the beard and the use of the shield have been mitigated, and the historical inaccuracies are beyond counting. But then, none of the actors is of Greek (or Persian) decent, no one speaks ancient Greek, and half of the cast had their chests shaved and went on steroids. The film’s genre is Action/Fantasy/War, derives straight from the graphic novel, and does not try to fool anyone. It comprises 1,523 cuts, of which 1,300 contain 8631 visual effect elements. It knows exactly where it stands and for all the right reasons. Critics missing the creative effort of thousands of people put into this film and focusing on its misinterpretation sounds like a (non)professional attempt to make their name stand out and for all the wrong reasons.

Notes

1. Mise-en-scene: In the original French, mise en scène (pronounced meez-ahn-sen) means “putting into the scene”… Film scholars, extending the term to film direction, use the term to signify the director’s control over what appears in the film frame: setting, lighting, costume and makeup, and staging and performance. (Bordwell, Thompson, 13)

2. C.G.I.: Computer-Generated Imagery: Any image that has been created entirely on the computer. (Goulekas 2001, 71)

3. CTB Silk: A colour gel or colour filter, also known as lighting gel or simply gel, is a transparent coloured material that is used in theatre, event production, photography, videography and cinematography and to colour light and for colour correction. (Goulekas 2001, 112)

4. IMAX: A widescreen system that uses 65 mm film running horizontally through the camera to capture an area spanning across 15 perforations. The image area captured is more is more than ten times greater than a standard 35 mm frame and three times larger than a 65 mm frame. IMAX is projected onto a large, curved screen on 70 mm film. (Goulekas 2001, 246)

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Sucker Punch (2011)

After losing her mother and accidentally killing her sister, a young girl gets institutionalised, mentally withdrawing to an alternate reality to produce an escape plan.

There is no real need for yet another review on Sucker Punch, but, stumbling upon a horrible critique the other day, I felt like watching it again and writing about it. Directing, acting, cinematography, visual & sound effects, editing, music, casting, costume design, makeup, art direction, stunt coordination, choreography… get 10/10.  The opening sequence alone could be a landmark for montage in 21st-century Hollywood.

As for the script, this is an excruciatingly dramatic story written and uniquely developed by Zack Snyder. A more symbolic logline could be: A fragile young girl descends into madness after reality hits her harder than she could ever imagine, not even giving her the time or arsenal to defend herself. Possibly the most artistic way of examining the mind’s coping mechanisms in multiple layers. Read between the lines; a huge amount of information is waiting to be discovered. For more spoilers, have a look at this one. Very interesting: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/trivia?item=tr1610675

It’s always easy to cast stones and judge from the comfort of our couch. To go out there and actually do, though, is what takes real “cojones”. You don’t have to like it. Whoever thinks s/he can do a better job, by all means, give it a shot – and write about your experience. The number of hours and amount of effort put into bringing such a film to life is beyond understanding. If you are passionate about German expressionism, Italian neorealism, experimental/avant-garde, or even art-house cinema and you still decide to watch it and don’t like it… at least don’t attack it.

They say words are mightier than the sword. Unfortunately, in this case, it proved to be true.

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Chernobyl (2019)

In April 1986, the Chernobyl nuclear power plant exploded, causing the most calamitous nuclear disaster in history.

How outstanding this five-and-a-half-hour TV film/mini-series is is outrageously beyond comprehension. Directing, acting, editing, writing, direction of photography, visual effects, music, art direction, stunt coordination, sound design, costume design, makeup department, and every other department get a lengthy standing ovation… HBO once more proves that the sky is anything but the limit. Released halfway through the last season of Game of Thrones (2011) – HBO again, Chernobyl, at first, went under the radar, and once the former came to an end, it shone as no other mini-series shone ever before.

Chernobyl will grip you as much as it will terrify you. You won’t even care why the actors speak in their native accents. You won’t even notice. It’s a hauntingly flawless HBO production that perfectly blends history, politics, science, and drama! Behold the atrocious side of human nature unfolding side by side with its oxymoronic, boundless grace.

If you don’t know the facts, it will lay them out for you. If you no longer remember what happened, it will all come back. If you were in any shape or form affected by the horror, now you will live it again.

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I Am Mother (2019)

Years after the extinction of mankind, a girl, born in an underground facility and raised by an android she calls “Mother”, discovers one day that the outside world is not what she was taught it was.

Very interesting feature directorial debut from Grant Sputore. I Am Mother is a small-budget, one-location sci-fi that is definitely worth your time. Many questions are raised, some of them answered and, purposefully, some of them not. Read between the lines. Information is carefully revealed and spread throughout the three acts, which paces the story brilliantly.

Excellent performances by Clara Rugaard and Hilary Swank. Congratulations to Rose Byrne for providing her voice for Mother and Weta Workshop for creating her. Lastly, kudos to all producers and Netflix for spending every penny wisely, proving (once more) that low-budget films have as much or more to offer than Hollywood mega-budget blockbusters.

Hint: Who is the woman who inexplicably shows up knocking…

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The Prodigy (2019)

A kid’s disturbing behaviour gradually starts signalling that a sinister force might be guiding his actions.

The “possessed child” theme has been beaten to death. And The Prodigy doesn’t have an original angle. Acting, directing, and cinematography all work well together. Even the idea is – somewhat – solid. Its development to a story and then to a script, though, isn’t. It heavily relies on the sound design for good, old-fashioned jump scares. Now, the editing could have saved a big part of it, but it didn’t. It revealed almost everything in the first act, leaving nothing to the imagination, subtracting the speculation, and consequently, sucking out the mystery. It is not the editing’s fault, though.

Producers and directors should have realised that the “horror” fans have seen all that already and should have brainstormed for new ideas that keep the genre fresh… and scary!

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Cold Pursuit (2019)

After his son gets murdered, a snowplough driver tracks down and goes after everyone responsible for his death.

Hans Petter Moland, writer/director of films with a unique character such as Aberdeen (2000) and his latest Out Stealing Horses (2019), impresses this time by remaking his own film, In Order of Disappearance (2014) – all three led by Stellan Skarsgård. The film was shot in early 2017 but released only recently. I guess it would have done better had it been released before a controversial interview Liam Neeson gave earlier this year.

Politics aside, Cold Pursuit is enjoyable, adding some dark comedy to the aforementioned genres, resembling Fargo (1996) and Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999). Julia Jones, Emmy Rossum, and Tom Bateman stand out. The original film shares many similarities, especially in tone and rhythm, and both of them make one wonder who Nels Coxman was before.

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Captive State (2019)

Nine years after alien forces invaded and colonised Earth, an underground movement stealthily plans an attack to fight back.

This is not the “cinema of attractions”. No Independence Day (1996) effects with marching songs while shouting “we will fight” narrative. Captive State focuses on the world’s political and socio-economic state after the extra-terrestrials colonisation, leaving out the early terraforming practices. As stated next to the title, it is a sci-fi/thriller and not an action film. Political-espionage case scenarios resembling Europe just before WWII cannot be avoided.

The acting, photography, and directing are solid. If you asked me what I think it lacks the most, I would say emotional investment. I found it hard to engage with the main characters, as they were underdeveloped. Also, the master plan gets too complicated on occasion, even though it offers the desired twist. I guess the script could have gone through a few more rewrites.

A perfect example of a groundbreaking sci-fi/thriller came only ten years before Captive State and it is none other than District 9 (2009) – Neill Blomkamp’s finest film to date.

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The Perfection (2018)

Leaving one of the best music academies as a kid, Charlotte, with a twisted plan in mind, now seeks her old mentor and the younger girl who replaced her.

Daring, perverted, gruesome, and brilliant at parts, The Perfection utilises De Palma’s split diopter shots, Hitchcock’s shower scene ‘staccato’ editing, and Aja’s unsettling way of conveying paranoia. Netflix’s new horror avoids cliches, scares, amuses, entertains, and gives you a good run for your money. Allison Williams and Logan Browning, accompanied by operatic music, hold no punches, seduce one another, but also ourselves, and steal the show. Excellent directing by Richard Shepard, who masterfully orchestrates everyone and everything. Two things, though:

Interesting but quite ironic for Miramax to choose such a theme to produce. Also, I wish it didn’t get that explanatory. It doesn’t leave much to think about once the end credits start rolling. Editing should have left certain information out or carefully revealed some of it at the end of the third act.

Regardless, it is a definite must-see for the Horror fans.

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Destroyer (2018)

A broken LAPD detective follows a lead on an old case that led her to the decadent state she currently is in.

Brilliant concept and even more brilliant execution! Karyn Kusama and Nicole Kidman shine behind and in front of the camera, respectively. Toby Kebbell, Tatiana Maslany, Sebastian Stan, and Scoot McNairy provide amazing support, completing a film – a masterpiece, I’ll dare to say – that will keep making you question what you know and what you think you know. NOT a Hollywood recipe, and NOT for an impatient audience. It is an existential, slow-burn, dark, indie cop-drama set in two timelines, holding no punches.

A definite must-watch! You can like it or dislike it afterwards.

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Rim of the World (2019)

Four teenagers meet at a campsite when the world is invaded by aliens, and it is up to them to save humanity.

Well, well… if I haven’t elaborated before on exploiting kids and races! Anyway, you know what? I’m not going to go through it again. So, let’s focus on the film itself.

It’s Independence Day (1996) meets Jurrasic Park (1993), meets Stand By Me (1986), meets E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) (and quite a few more) but, unfortunately, it’s neither! Not even close. On the plus side, it’s fun. Made me chuckle a few times. Should you decide to watch it, don’t have any expectations. Put it on and forget your problems for just over an hour and a half.

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Dragged Across Concrete (2018)

Two suspended cops descend into the criminal underworld as they both struggle financially.

This is writer/director S. Craig Zahler’s third feature film, which amazes me once more. Cast: Mel Gibson, Vince Vaughn, Tory Kittles, Michael Jai White, Thomas Kretschmann, Jennifer Carpenter, Laurie Holden, Don Johnson, Udo Kier.

After Bone Tomahawk (2015) and Brawl in Cell 99 (2017), Dragged Across Concrete is not the shock to the system his previous two films were but lands on screen in a time that “political correctness” has reached its peak. A slow-burn action/crime/drama which infuriates but also entertains with solid acting, writing, cinematography, editing and directing. Realistic and surrealistic dialogues make one think, in either case, how on Earth he came up with that (or why on Earth didn’t I think of that first)?!

With reviews as low as 0 and as high as 10, you won’t find much in between. Don’t listen to anyone, though (not even myself)! Watch it and see where you stand in this world of violence, corruption, rights but no obligations, and opinionated masses that, no matter what you say or do, will offend… someone.

The world is what we make of it. I vote for communication and respect.

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