Check this one, yeah? A producer walks into his office, sits down, and reads this script…
An experienced diver/rescuer saves literally at the last minute a bunch of people while a couple of them, absolutely doomed/didn’t stand a chance, die. The doctor, who was one of the survivors and would be dead if it wasn’t for the diver, accuses him of cowardice.
Give it about a year, and the retired diver is now round-the-clock shitfaced, gets a visit by an old colleague, gets offered a rescue mission, says no, eventually takes it, and saves everyone except one. In a half-naked scene is revealed to us that the beers he had been necking had steroids, one of the fit survivors accuses him of cowardice, falls in love with him anyway, they kill the Meg, and then there is another Meg bigger than the first Meg, the diver rips the second Meg apart, saves the world, gets the girl. Jason vs Meg: 1-0.
The enthralled producer makes it to the “FADE OUT”, picks up the phone, dials a number and says: “Give them $130,000,000”!
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